Pirate: Salted Fish Sword God

West.

Somewhere island.

In the jungle, a figure staggered and walked.

Boom-

Suddenly, the figure tripped over a stone and fell on the grass under the shade of the forest.

Out of the usual style of ‘where you fall, lie down’, he did not get up, but maintained a falling position, quietly looking up at the sky.

The sky, it’s so blue….

White clouds, like marshmallows….

When the camera zooms in, it can be seen that it is a black-haired boy about 15 years old, with dark and clear eyes, eyebrows like distant mountains, nose like hanging guts, and handsome as if he is a young god.

It’s just that the tattered look is really unbearable to look at.

The shaggy hair was stuck with broken grass, like a bird’s nest

The clothes on his body were shredded like a feather duster

A pair of sneakers on his feet, stained with thick mud.

I don’t know, I thought he had suffered a mudslide plus a Category 10 typhoon.

In fact, it was only because he was too lazy to go around the road, so he walked through any mud and grass piles along the way to make it like this.

“I’m so hungry… I feel like my life has reached a low ebb…”

“Calories, calories, calories… Give me back the calories…”

Lying on the ground, the boy let out a hungry grumbling.

He was originally a salted fish from the earth** named Ye Chen.

At home, go to bed after a full meal.

For a salted fish, eating and sleeping is undoubtedly a normal thing.

As a result,

When he woke up, he found himself crossing!

It has been ten days, and Ye Chen still doesn’t know what world he has crossed.

He doesn’t care about that, though.

His main concern is, when will he be able to eat a good meal?

In the past ten days, in addition to picking up wild fruits that fell from the tree to eat, Ye Chen grabbed a wild grass to fill his hunger, and he was not poisoned and still alive, which is also a miracle.

What the?

Hunting?

Inexistent!

The rabbits Ye Chen met on the island were all eight or nine meters tall, with a pair of swarthy horns, full of sharp teeth, and fierce and vicious.

He had no doubt that he would become food for the island’s animals as soon as he appeared, let alone eat them.

“Hungry… meat…”

Ye Chen was shrouded in a resentment called ‘Laozi is hungry’, and he kept repeating two words in his mouth, and even hallucinations gradually appeared in front of his eyes.

At this moment,

A mechanical voice full of sci-fi texture sounded in Ye Chen’s heart.

[You are lying on the grass, too lazy to walk, god salty point +1! ] 】

[You are lying on the grass, too lazy to turn over, god salty point +1! ] 】

[Are you wondering, what is this sound?] It is likely that the goldfinger of the own crosser appeared! However, even Goldfinger can’t solve the problem of eating, leave him alone, and then lie down… Divine Salty Point +1! 】

[You suddenly remembered, doesn’t the system have a newbie package?] Will there be food in the starter pack? You drool… God’s salt+! 】

……

“Are you the system?”

Ye Chen said.

The voice immediately responded: [Yes, host! 】

“Oh…”

Ye Chen’s eyelids suddenly became more and more heavy, and he snorted softly.

Soon, there was a slight snoring sound in the forest.

“Whew—whew—”

I have to say that the afternoon sun is warm and comfortable, which is the most suitable for sleeping….

【You go to sleep, God salty point +1! 】 】

[You dream of kebabs with fat house water, and happiness is boundless… Divine Salty Point +1! 】

System: (⊙_⊙)

Confused face× 1!

After an hour….

Ye Chen gradually woke up, and it took five minutes to stretch his waist, only to remember that he still had a system, and asked: “Just now, where did we go?” ”

System: (⊙_⊙)

Confused face× 2!

“I’m hungry…”

Ye Chen said weakly, “Forget it, introduce yourself.” ”

The system said: [This system is a salted fish sword…].

“Whew—whew—”

With just seven words, Ye Chen tilted his head again and fell asleep.

[You fall asleep again, Shenxian Point +1! ] 】

[You dream of Sichuan hot pot with Wang Laoji, and your soul is going to smoke… Divine Salty Point +1! 】

System: (⊙_⊙)

Confused face× 3!

Another hour passed….

Ye Chen rubbed his eyes, “You just said that you are a salted fish sword?” A sword? How big a sword? ”

System: (╯Д)╯(┻━┻

How to answer?

Is it okay not to be on one channel at all?

[This system is the salted fish sword god system! ] 】

[No need to do any tasks, the host can get the god salty points as long as the salted fish.] 】

[Shenxian points can be used to learn all skills, and can also be used for lotteries. 】

[The items that can be obtained in the lottery are divided into three categories: famous swords, swordsmanship, and support. (In Japanese manga, swords are not divided, and they are all classified as swords).

[With this system, even the host can become a peerless sword god even if the host is salted! ] 】

In order to prevent Ye Chen from falling asleep again, the system finished his words instantly.

Even if it is the salted fish sword god system, the host salted fish is like this is incomprehensible…

“Is that the end of it?”

Ye Chen was stunned.

As long as the salted fish can brush the salty point?

This system is too easy, right?

It’s for salted fish!

Sure enough,

It’s time to turn over your own salted fish!

Not true….

Salted fish turn over….

Is it still salted fish?

Well, sure enough, salted fish is justice, and what hard work is heresy.

Thinking like this, Ye Chen suddenly felt that he was a salted fish, full of a sense of glory that he had never felt before, and immediately, licked his lips and said with expectation: “System, don’t you have anything else to say?” For example…” (bar, crazy hints…) ）

【Newbie Pack Distribution! 】 】

“System, you are really great!”

Hearing this, Ye Chen’s eyes suddenly brightened.

Marni! If I don’t eat meat again, I’m afraid that meat will forget what I taste! (Hungry incoherent…) ）

[Open the newbie gift pack and get – famous sword treasure chest×1, sword skill treasure chest × 1, auxiliary treasure chest × 1! ] 】

[Famous Sword Gift Pack Open…].

【Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained – Shantian Chana! 】

[Shantian Chana – The Great Knife held by Shana in “Burning Eyes”. Originally the most vicious ‘Mistis’ monster in history, Tianmu’s weapon, obtained after Xana defeated Tianmu, it is a rare weapon that can resist the freedom of the Red World, and can emit terrifying flames from the blade. 】

……

[The sword chest opens…].

【Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained – Solon’s one-sword sword technique! 】

[Solon’s flowing sword art – a flowing sword art mastered by Solon in “One Piece”, the sword is extremely fast, even steel can be cut, including: Flying Dragon Flame, Erang Bird, Great Shock, Horse Ghost, Lion Song, Death Lion Song, Thirty-Six Troubled Wind, Three Hundred and Sixty Troubled Wind and other moves. 】

……

[Auxiliary chest opens…].

【Ding! Congratulations, get – instantaneous! 】

[Instantaneous step – the footwork practiced by the Grim Reaper in “Death” comes and goes without a shadow, and can achieve instantaneous speeding movement. 】

……

Ye Chen: (⊙_⊙)

“System, you come out! Watch Lao Tzu fight… Salty you! ”

Looking at the items in the three treasure chests, Ye Chen looked indignant.

Made….

Such an obvious hint, the system does not understand?

All I want now is food! Food! Food! Food! The kind that stuffs it in your mouth!

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[Moe new author begs all old driver readers to support! ] Flowers, 10 point tickets, and tips can all be ravaged to the fullest, and the author all followed with his face! 】

[In addition, the new book issue is at least 4 changes per day, if the data is good, you can add more! ] 】