Pirate System

Volume 1 Cang Tian Hao] Chapter 391 Tear Pearl

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Chapter 391 Tear Pearl

"You guys are really stubborn." Tang Ke held his chin, frowned and looked at Michael's head on the table, and looked into Michael's pale eyes.

For ordinary people, staring into the eyes of a dead head would be an unforgettable nightmare, but for Tang Ke, Michael's head was just a precious lump in exchange for a bounty, and there was nothing to be afraid of.

Tangke has already embalmed Michael's head, and this head will not rot even if it takes another three months - at least it will not rot beyond recognition.

Just like the Navy puts a bounty on pirates, the pirates also put a bounty on the Navy. Michael's head can be exchanged for 150,000 gold coins in the Pirate City!

This number was enough to make Tang Ke tempted, and he decided to stop by the Pirate City in exchange for ransom before rushing to Dragon Nest Island. Moreover, he still has two skull gold coins, and he can participate in the "draw" to try his luck when he arrives in Pirate City.

Tangke once again tried to close Michael's eyelids, but the eyes seemed to be made of iron and refused to close no matter what, exuding strong resentment.

"Fuck! If you make me anxious, I'll hang you on the bow of the boat, where you'll be exposed to wind, rain, and sunshine every day. Let's see if you still dare to glare at me." Tang Ke snorted and raised his middle finger to Michael. , then stuffed him into the wooden box and ignored him.

Tang Ke left the storage room and arrived at the open deck, ready to enjoy the breeze. As soon as he came up, he saw a group of people gathered together, including Audrey, Hua, Lu, and Norman. Everyone seemed to be chatting about something. He became interested and moved forward to listen to the conversation.

The green one-eared goblin said in a sad tone: "Winter is over, and the warm spring is ushering in. The snowman is getting thinner and thinner, turning into a puddle of water. Finally one day, it completely disappeared. Until In the end, it was looking at the stove in the room with moist eyes, expressing its love for the stove with its heart."

It turned out that Norman was telling fairy tales and had just finished telling them.

"It's so touching. The snowman actually fell in love with the stove that he couldn't love the most. This is really a sad fairy tale." Audrey's eyes turned red, and she shed tears, which turned into a string of round pearls.

When the goblin saw the pearl, his eyes gleamed greedily, and two big "$$" appeared. He hurriedly went up to catch it, and also warned: "Keep your emotions,

Maintain your emotions, think about the story a few more times in your mind, and squeeze out more tears. "

Audrey sobbed for a while, creating a profit of more than ten pearls for Norman, which made Norman smile from ear to ear.

When the others saw the group leader approaching, they all stood up and saluted. Tang Ke made a downward gesture, indicating that everyone should sit down, and then asked: "What are you playing at?"

Audrey, who was sitting in the middle, stopped crying and choked up: "Mr. Norman is telling me a story."

"Telling stories? This is not Norman's style." Tangk glanced at the goblin and found that the goblin was holding a small bag with bulging pearls in it. It seemed that Audrey really didn't have any. Cry less. He laughed and said, "Isn't it because you told her a tragic story just to get the Tear Pearl?"

"Haha, you guessed it right." Norman laughed a few times, put his hand into the bag and rummaged around, "But I understand the rules of the sea, captain, this is your share." After that, He handed over a handful of pearls, seven in total.

"It's just that little, but you are really stingy." Tang Ke frowned and gave the pearls to the "flower dew", "You can keep them and grind them into powder for beauty."

Norman hurriedly stuffed the bag into his pocket, as if he were a miser, pointed at the mermaid and said: "If you want the pearl, you have to find a way to make her cry. But after all the tragic stories I know, do you still know, Captain?" Don’t you know some tragic story?”

Tang Ke touched his chin and said, "I do know one tragic story, and it's a true story. It happened in the city where I lived when I was a child."

Norman got excited when he heard it: "Tell me, Miss Audrey can cry easily, as long as it's a slightly touching story."

"Okay. It's not bad to use Audrey's tears to make some extra money. But before telling the story, I have to ask you a question first. Do you know the trees along the road?"

"I know, aren't they just trees planted on both sides of the road? Every larger city will have them." Norman answered first, and everyone around him nodded.

"Then you should also know that watering trees with manure can make them grow faster, right?"

"Of course." Everyone said in unison.

"If you know this, this story will be easier to tell." Tang Ke started talking and started from the beginning, "There used to be a male student who liked another 'female' student in the class. Just like other stories Likewise, the 'female' student who is liked is very beautiful, so let's call this 'female' student a 'beautiful' girl."

"One year there was a drought, and the trees along the city's roads were very short of water. The city lord ordered the students at the school to carry water to water the trees. Every student brought a vessel for carrying water, such as a basin or a bucket. That one. After the male student picked up a bucket of water, he found that the beautiful woman was looking at him, so he wanted to show off his strength. He rushed towards the big tree on the roadside like a gust of wind. Guess what happened next? ?”

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you. They couldn't figure out the reason, and they all urged Tang Ke not to show off.

Tang Ke continued: "He was still young at that time and didn't know that there was manure around the trees beside the road, so he was unprepared and rushed directly to the tree and stepped in. He felt his feet go soft, and then there was a smell. Attacked from the sky - by the way, after the manure dries, the smell is not great, but as soon as you step in, the smell comes out. The boy's head buzzed for a while, and the ridicule of his classmates rang in his ears. He turned his stiff head and found that even the beauty he had a crush on was covering her mouth and snickering. For a moment, he felt that his life was over. "

Hearing this, the pirates burst into laughter, and Hua, Lu, and Audrey laughed so hard that they even cried. The goblin harvested a few more pearls and gave the leader a thumbs up.

"Hahaha, it's so interesting, but how is this a tragic story?" Audrey laughed.

"Isn't it a tragedy to make a fool of yourself in front of the girl you love?" Tang Ke asked with a smile.

"That's true, that boy is indeed 'quite' pitiful." After being reminded like this, Audrey felt sympathy and her smile softened a lot.

"Of course it's a tragedy. I said I wanted to tell a tragic story. But this story is not finished yet." The smile on Tang Ke's face disappeared completely, and his voice became a little deeper. "Since that day, that boy has often been attacked by The ridicule from his classmates and the fact that he had no hope of winning the love of a beautiful woman made him despair and decided to commit suicide."

"The school he attended had a very tall building. If he jumped from it, he would definitely fall to his death. He climbed to the top of the building while others were unprepared, and decided to end his life, using his own death to condemn those who had laughed at him. He said, 'Goodbye, bastard life,' and jumped down."

Everyone asked together: "Is he dead?"

"It would be a relief if he died. When this guy jumped off the building, he was worried that he would not be able to make up his mind, so he never dared to look down. He jumped with his eyes closed. Just at this time, the school's manure truck came from Passing by downstairs, he jumped in, just like diving into water. With a splash, all those yellow things splashed out. Just imagine the spectacular scene at that time, I won't describe it in detail." Tang Ke shrugged.

This sudden and very deceiving turn made everyone laugh again. Because Norman laughed so hard, he couldn't even get the pearls in time. The pearls all rolled to the ground and were snatched away by the sailors with quick eyes and quick hands.

"Hua" and "Lu" wiped away the tears from laughter and asked, "Isn't it right? How unlucky is that boy?"

Tang Ke raised his index finger and said, "By the way, when he fell into the manure truck, the beauty happened to see him again. You can imagine his despair."

The crowd burst into laughter again, and some people laughed so much that they covered their stomachs and beat the ground.

"This guy must have committed suicide later, right?" a sailor asked while laughing.

Tang Ke shook his head and said: "Then I don't know. The story I heard ends here. How about it, it's quite tragic, right?"

This is indeed a very tragic story, but everyone laughed after listening to it.

Norman's eyes rolled, he came up and asked: "Captain, could the boy in the story be you?"

"Norman, when you ask this question, do you have the consciousness of death?" Tang Ke's eyes turned cold and filled with murderous intent.

The goblin crawled away and said with a smile: "Just a joke, just a joke. Don't be angry, captain. You are blessed by the God of the Sea. How could you be so unlucky?"

Tang Ke looked up at the blue sky and white clouds, as well as a small group of soaring eagles, and said calmly: "I do hope to go to school to pick up girls, but I don't have that luck."

He grew up in an orphanage and had no connection with school. He heard that story from a friend. Because the whole story was so ridiculous, it was widely circulated at the time.

Audrey stared at Tang Ke's side face, feeling a sense of vicissitudes of life, and asked: "Grand leader, can you tell your story?"

Tang Ke laughed and scolded: "Bad girl, are you indirectly saying that my life is a tragic story?"

"Don't dare, don't dare." Audrey leaned back and waved her hands repeatedly.

Tang Ke followed Audrey's wishes and told some of his own stories, but he processed them a bit to make them sound like they happened in this world rather than on that distant blue planet.

Everyone was chatting enthusiastically when the voice of the Eagle Man came from the sky: "Report to the captain! A flying boat is coming towards us!"

Tang Ke frowned and guessed: "Could the flying boat be her?"