Pirate: This navy has some conscience, but not much

After Feiniao realized that he seemed to have sent the wrong phone bug, he sent it again.

The phone bug he sent there before was because Garp was afraid that pirates would attack the village when he was not in the village.

I specially left a phone bug for the mayor of Windmill Village, and also left a phone bug for the 153 branch.

When the time comes, the village chief will contact Karp, and Karp will contact branch 153.

"hiss!"

Asuka took a breath of cool air, and when Garp came back after a while, he had to find an excuse to ask for another one.

Thinking of this, the flying bird sent the phone bug on its right hand to the sky again.

....

Late at night five days later, Smoothie, who had just finished taking a shower, came out of the bathroom wiping his hair.

Then, she found a phone bug on the table, staring at her with big eyes.

Smoothie covered his body with a bath towel, then stretched out two fingers and poked the phone bug in the eye.

Snapped!

There was a soft sound, and Smoothie poked a hole in the snail shell.

The last phone call in the Warring States Period cast a huge shadow on Smoothie, and she threw the phone bug into the sea at that time.

Now, there is a strange phone bug on my desk.

Smoothie took a deep breath, picked up the note on the snail shell, opened it with one hand and took a look.

That's probably what it means.

[Smoothie, don’t use your fruit power to extract those weird things from now on...

From now on, just squeeze some juice or something. If you dare to squeeze any more humans, animals, etc...

You will find that not only oranges rain from the sky, but also islands sometimes...

The oversized kind...

You can also ask your mother if she has any way to restrain herself from the golden lion throwing islands into the sea...]

When Smoothie saw this obvious threat, he crushed the note into pieces in anger.

This piece of shit from the Warring States Period was so bully.

At this time, Smoothie had no doubts about whether the Warring States Period could throw the island over.

The devil fruit of a phantom beast with all kinds of strange abilities.

Two days ago, she saw Kaido running around carrying a small island.

Maybe the Warring States Period also had this ability.

....

Smoothie looked at the phone bug on the table with an uncertain expression. She didn't know what Warring States wanted to do, but she knew that there was really nothing that her mother could do with the golden lion's rogue ability...

Think of this.

boom!

Smoothie slammed the table and threatened the phone bug.

"If you don't want to become a snail cake, just get out of here.

After I make the call, I will send you for treatment."

When the phone bug heard Smoothie talking, he immediately came out of his shell, and then...

Pooh...

It spit a white object on the table...

Smoothie couldn't tell if it was the phone bug's blood or the phone bug's spit...

....

Smoothie took a deep breath, grabbed the phone, pressed the phone on his back, and dialed.

Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine...

After the call was answered, Smoothie got right to the point.

"Warring States, what on earth do you want to do?"

"Are you sick? Warring States is at the headquarters. You called the branch..."

A strange male voice came from the phone bug's mouth.

Smoothie was stunned when she heard this. She looked at the lazy phone bug, then glanced at the dark night outside, and asked with some doubts.

"Who are you?"

Feiniao turned over, threw the phone bug aside, and replied vaguely.

"Asuka Kikuchi..."

....

"call!"

After Smoochie hung up the phone, he breathed out a sigh of relief. Through the phone call just now, Smoochie got a piece of good news and a piece of bad news...

The good news is that the phone bug two days ago was a misunderstanding. Sengoku had no such thoughts about him at all, and he didn't have to worry about Sengoku bringing his navy to attack all nations...

The bad news is that the opposite of this phone bug is the real owner, and he has that idea about himself, but this guy is a branch navy. Although he has the ability to make things fall from the sky, he does not have the ability to run to the new world for the time being, or in other words, not

Dare to run to the new world...

"Asuka Kikuchi, branch navy..."

Smoothie stood by the window, looking up at the night outside, his eyes flickering, his lips slightly parted as he murmured the bird's name.

"Oh, I will definitely kill you this time."

After saying that, Smoothie turned back to the bed and fell asleep.

She has already thought about it. She will go to the underground world tomorrow to post a reward. She will spend money to buy the life of the bird and dog. It is best to capture it alive. Then she will personally take the life of the bird and dog.

After the Phone Bug saw Smoothie sleeping, he scanned the room with wide eyes for a while, then slowly climbed off the table and climbed up to the window sill.

It yearns for the outside world...

The main thing is that it doesn't want to die here, it doesn't have a wife, and it doesn't have any heirs.

Just when the phone bug finally climbed to the window sill, it suddenly heard a charming voice coming from inside the house.

【That damn woman woke up? Why so fast.】

Thinking of this, the phone bug got up even harder.

...

"Hey~~"

Smoothie sat upright and stretched out on the bed. The blanket covering his body slipped down, revealing his devilish figure, and his slender thighs took up two-thirds of the space of the big bed.

After Smoothie woke up, he looked around the room with half-closed eyes.

Then, she discovered the phone bug who was trying to escape.

Tying the blanket around his body, Smoothie walked to the bathroom, then held a toothbrush in his mouth. While brushing his teeth, he walked to the window and grabbed the phone bug.

Looking at the phone bug curled up in the shell, Smooth said with a fierce expression.

"Next time I catch you running away, I will trample you to death."

After saying that, he threw the phone bug on the table and continued to walk to the bathroom.

The phone bug looked at the freedom within reach, with a few tears of regret left in the corners of his eyes.

...

After Smoothie was fully dressed, he looked at the puddle of water stains under the phone bug and curled his lips. What kind of junk phone bug did that man buy? It was so worthless.

Then, Smoothie picked up his sword and walked out of the room.

...

Looking at the guy in front of him who was wearing a purple cloak, a red skirt, high heels, and a brown decoration on his head, Smoothie stretched his legs slightly, rushed to the side of the person, and took a photo of her buttocks.

Snapped!

The man felt the vibration of his buttocks, raised his head and looked at Smoothie, and said helplessly.

"Sister Smoothie."

"Garrett."

After saying that, Smooth put his hand on Garrett's shoulder, took her to a deserted corner, and spoke.

"Garrett, I just heard someone say that you are going to sail tomorrow, right?"

Jialeite nodded and looked at Smoothie with confusion.

Then, she heard Smoothie say in a low voice.

"Garrett, after you get out, go to the underground world and help me put a reward on someone."

"good!"

Jialeite nodded, took the note handed over by Smoothie, opened it and took a look at it.

[Asuka Kikuchi, Navy Branch, Shikai...]

All over the world...

Recently I heard that there is a Baroque Cooperative in the first half of the Grand Line. They do take on various assassination missions, and Sihai often goes there, but I don’t know if they take on the mission of assassinating the navy.

Garrett walked out of the alley with a puzzled look on her face.

She just saw the mysterious look on Smoothie's face, and she was quite gossiping in her heart. When did Sister Smoothie become enemies with the navy from all over the world?

"well!"

Without Smoothie's explanation, this gossip was not satisfied. After sighing, Garrett walked towards the port with his hands in his pockets.

...

Want to ask if Baroque Works will accept the task of assassinating the navy...

Of course I picked it up...

"Boss!"

A woman with wheat-colored skin and a loose shawl turned around and said to a man lying on a chair not far away smoking.

"Are we really going to take on this mission to assassinate the navy?"

When the man heard this, he sat up straight, supported his chin with his hands, and said in a deep voice.

"Nico Robin, you have to distinguish clearly.

The person who took over this task was the Baroque Working Group, and I, Crocodile, have nothing to do with it.

You call the people below and ask them to find out who Asuka Kikuchi is.

The big mom pirates offered a bounty of 300 million beli...

This navy is really valuable..."

After saying that, the man stood up, opened the window, and jumped out.

....

When Nico Robin saw Crocodile jump out of the window and leave, he lowered his head and looked at the reward order in his hand, with a smile on his lips.

"Navy..."