Pirate: This navy has some conscience, but not much

"Huh~~"

Crocodile took a long puff of cigarette, and after a long time, he spit it out...

At this time, there was a thick fog in the room. If you stood at the door, you couldn't see inside, and if you stood inside, you couldn't open your eyes...

Crocodile is a little confused now. Some time ago, the Baroque Works Company under his command received a mission to assassinate the navy from the Big Mom Pirates.

Although the mission has some twists and turns, there hasn't been much progress so far except for the boat fare.

But who is he Crocodile...

So, he wanted to try it one last time...

After all, before you get Pluto, offending the Four Emperors will do you no good...

The most important thing is that he is short of money, so he bought dancing fans two days ago, which made him poor...

So this time he sent Robin, who is proficient in assassination and escape, and a killer who is powerful enough to sweep across the East China Sea, Mr. 1.

According to Crocodile's prediction, even if this mission fails again, at least they can come back alive, right?

If this mission fails again, then Big Mom will not accept this mission anymore, the sign will be smashed, and he will just take advantage of it.

But three days have passed...

Crocodile still remembered the last phone call three days ago. At that time, Nico Robin and Mr. 1 had just arrived in the East China Sea, and were about to sit down and assassinate the navy...

["Boss, we are about to approach that navy. See you on the Grand Line in three days..."]

Seeing Nico Robin hang up the phone so happily, Crocodile didn't pay attention at that time. After all, he couldn't hit it with one hit, so he just ran away.

Then, they disappeared...

....

Crocodile was pacing back and forth in the room with a cigar in his mouth.

As for whether Nico Robin will rebel against him? Crocodile never thought about who else in this sea could save her except himself.

"call!"

Crocodile blew out the smoke, then walked to the window sill and looked towards the East China Sea. If Mr. 1 disappeared, he would disappear, but nothing could happen to Nico Robin. It was related to one of his plans.

Thinking of this, Crocodile flew out of the window.

"Look, Mr. Crocodile is out!"

"Mr. Crocodile, he must have gone to help us clean up the pirates again!"

...

There are several reporters below, taking pictures of Crocodile flying in the sky.

Glancing at the group of people below, Crocodile changed direction and flew away.

As the King of the Shichibukai, his every move is monitored. If he wants to go to the four seas, he can only ask the World Government for instructions or go behind the government's back.

It is impossible to ask for instructions.

Crocodile flew to a hidden port, flew directly to his pirate ship, and ordered the crew.

"Set the sails and leave the harbor!"

....

Crocodile's ship encountered a large warship before it left the waters of Alabasta.

Looking at the bald old man on the warship, Crocodile narrowed his eyes and murmured.

"Vice Admiral Gumir!"

Gumir put his hands in his pockets, looked at Crocodile with a somewhat solemn expression, and smiled.

"Oh, isn't this King Shichibukai Crocodile?

If you don't become a hero in Alabasta, why are you going to sea?"

"call!"

Crocodile blew out the smoke, looked at Lieutenant General Gumir, and said.

"Your Majesty, the Shichibukai will be under your control? Or will I, Crocodile, be under your control?"

Gumil shook his head and said while picking his nose.

"The Navy never cares about scum."

"But the sea is not peaceful recently. The Four Emperors have made too big moves in the New World. A group of people from our headquarters have gone to the New World, which has led to this place..."

Speaking of this, Gumir spat at Crocodile and continued.

"As a result, all kinds of monsters and ghosts appeared in the first half of this great route. The order I am now carrying is to have a heart-to-heart talk with you, my nominal colleagues.

Let you calm down and don't cause trouble for us at this critical moment..."

Hearing this, Crocodile raised his eyebrows. What happened in the new world had anything to do with him, but the navy actually restricted his freedom...

Then, Crocodile stretched out his left hand, and a small sand whirlwind appeared on his palm.

"Oh, young man..."

Gumir looked at Crocodile who was about to take action at the slightest disagreement, sighed, turned and shouted to the adjutant.

"Gomez, where is the sand I asked you to dig out from the sea?"

In Crocodile's confused eyes, Gomez brought a basin of sand from the side.

Gumil put his hand into the basin, grabbed a handful of sand, and wiped it on his body, muttering as he wiped it.

"I'll take photos and send them to the World Government later, informing them that Crocodile of the Shichibukai attacked the Vice Admiral for no reason, and asked them to prepare a replacement...

Crocodile was killed by the navy..."

"Then call Kizaru and ask him to leave the headquarters immediately. Tell him that I have been beaten and ask him to come here quickly."

"Then I called Garp. His closest comrade was beaten to the last breath by Crocodile. Gumir wanted to see Garp at the end."

"I'll call Warring States later and ask him to take good care of my family. Also, ask him to give me a bigger pension. After all, he sent me this rubbish mission."

....

Crocodile looked at Gumir who was chattering away, and veins popped out on his forehead.

At this moment, Gumil took out the phone from his pocket and started dialing.

Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine...

"Gumir..."

Before Warring States could finish speaking, Gumir yelled.

"Sengoku, he Crocodile attacked the Vice Admiral. He doesn't want the title of Shichibukai anymore. You quickly find someone to insert him into. I'm going to hack him to death now...

correct!

I am ready to die for the Navy. If I didn't call you after five minutes, it proves that Crocodile beat me to death.

Tell that kid Kizaru to stop resting and prepare to collect a corpse for me."

After saying that, Gumil hung up the phone directly and pulled out a big knife from his waist. The armed domineering aura spread down his arm and spread to the knife.

Then, Gumir used his fat hands covered with domineering to seduce Crocodile.

"Krokdal, if you touch me with the sand in your hand now, believe it or not, I'll fuck you so much that you won't even have your pants left?"

After waiting for a long time, Gumir didn't even wait for Crocodile's next move, and immediately turned to the adjutant and said.

"Pour all the sand in the basin on me."

In Crocodile's confused eyes, the adjutant carrying a basin of sand poured all the sand on Gumil. Then, Gumil seemed to have been attacked by some huge attack.

It flew backwards at an extremely fast speed and crashed into the cabin.

As for his adjutant, who had no intention of rescuing him, he took out the phone from his pocket and started taking photos of the ruins.

....

"Framing! It's really hard to frame!"

Crocodile turned his head and gave orders to the crew.

"Go back to Alabasta."

Afterwards, Crocodile turned around and left. He didn't want to break up with the navy or the government yet. As for Robin, wait two days...

....

Watching Crocodile leave, the adjutant shouted into the cabin.

"Lieutenant General, stop pretending, Crocodile is gone!"

A loud roar came from the cabin.

"Don't rush me, I'm still changing my clothes."

After a while, Gumil changed into brand new clothes and walked out of the cabin.

Looking at Crocodile leaving, Gumir curled his lips. If it weren't for the navy's order not to attack the Shichibukai without any reason, would I have buried myself like this...

....

But having said that, Crocodile's ability is indeed a problem...

His ability makes him play like a desert gopher on most islands. Once he burrows into the ground, it is unknown whether he can be caught.

If he is really cruel and fights guerrillas with the navy in the desert of Alabasta, the navy will be like eating maggots.

nausea.

Not to mention Xiao Tang's coquettish appearance, his maneuverability alone made him stand out on the sea just by flying on the line.

Coupled with the so-called own strength, without the life card, there is really nothing that can be done against Xiao Tang.

Not to mention Xiong, as long as he doesn't surrender voluntarily, he won't even be able to find his next foothold.

The bear's impact may turn many islands into ruins.

As long as Jinbei is in the sea and prepared, what can the general do to him?

It just so happens that this world is the world of the sea. Aokiji's Ice Age also has a range limit. If Jinbei hides far away in advance, it will be two questions whether the ice can catch up with Jinbei.

Although Moria was relatively frustrated before, there was a transparent person. If Moria really wanted to escape at sea, there was no guarantee that he would be able to catch him.

Once a player of Shichibukai's level has enough mobility, it would be a disaster to go crazy.

Therefore, here in the Navy, we only knock occasionally and turn a blind eye the rest of the time.

Thinking of this, Gumil turned to the adjutant and said.

"Who's next?"

The adjutant looked at the list in his hand and said slowly.

"The King's Shichibukai, Boya Hancock."

Gumir hammered his head and said with some doubts when he heard Hancock's name.

"What's up with her?"

The adjutant looked at Hancock's information and looked at the photos a few more times before continuing.

"Some time ago, she robbed many merchant ships belonging to the kings of the participating countries. Those guys went to the World Government to cry and complain. Then, the World Government sent this difficult task to us..."

When Gumir heard this, he touched the melon seeds on his bare head and smashed them in his mouth.

boom!

Gumir punched the adjutant on the head and said with hatred.

"You bastard, haven't you ever been to school?"

"You are over 30 years old and you can actually pronounce Moonlight Moriah's name as Boya Hancock. It is really a shame to the Navy."

"Let's go to the Devil's Sea and beat the Moonlight Moria."

After saying that, Lieutenant General Gumil turned around and walked back to the cabin. What did the king's nonsense have to do with him, Gumil.

The Shichibukai system was finalized at a world conference by you, the franchise countries, and it has nothing to do with our navy...

Thinking of this, Gumil opened the closed hatch a crack, stuck his head out to look at the adjutant, and shouted loudly.

"If you meet Boya Hancock on the next voyage, give her a copy of the routes of the human traffickers and organ traffickers we have collected..."

Looking at the somewhat silent deck, Gumil awkwardly touched his head and said with a smile.

"Hahaha!"

"Did I speak too loudly? I really can't say this in public."

Then, Gumir walked to the adjutant and whispered into the adjutant's ear.

"After encountering Kuja's pirate ship, remember to send a piece of information to Boya Hancock, especially about the human traffickers..."

After saying that, Gumil turned back to the cabin.

Although he doesn't know why Boya Hancock likes to fight against human traffickers so much, it doesn't matter. Since she likes to fight, I'll just help you fight and collect intelligence.

...

As time went by, a month passed.

Lieutenant General Gumir touched his bulging belly and came out of the Devil's Sea of ​​Moria.

"belch!"

Gumil burped. This month, he has been treated well by others. The little girl is also pretty good. The gadgets are quite interesting.

Just when Gumir was thinking about whether to take Garp to play ghosts next time, the adjutant came over in a hurry.

The adjutant saluted Gumil and spoke urgently.

"Report Lieutenant General!"

"Not far ahead, the merchant ships of the participating countries were attacked by pirates. They used telephone bugs to call for help from nearby ships."

When Gumir heard this, his eyes narrowed, and after stretching his muscles, he ordered.

"Set the sails, increase the power, let's go rescue people."

After the group of people arrived at the fighting sea area, Gumir frowned when he saw the pirate ship belonging to Nine Snakes in front of him, and then he slowly drew out the sword from his waist.

"well!"

Gumir sighed, stood at the bow of the ship, and said slowly.

"The Shichibukai are indeed garbage on the sea. Fortunately, I still have a good impression of you Hancock, and I even plan to introduce you to my outstanding juniors..."

[When it comes to outstanding juniors, the shadow of Jiaji comes to Gumir’s mind.]

After shivering, Gumil quickly shook his head to get Jiji out of his mind. Then he raised one foot, and just when he was about to run over with the Moon Step, he suddenly felt someone tugging on his trouser leg.

.

When he looked down, he saw the adjutant pulling him, Gumil said impatiently.

"What are you doing? I still want to save people..."

When the adjutant heard the lieutenant general's impatient tone, he twitched the corner of his mouth twice. Then the adjutant licked his lips at the two warring parties and handed the telescope to Gumil...

Gumir took the telescope doubtfully and looked at the two warring parties...

I saw one of the ships, flying Doflamingo's flag...

Gumil's eyelids twitched, Doflamingo is also trash...

Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine...

At this moment, the phone bug in Gumil's arms rang.

After Gumil answered the phone, he spoke lazily.

"Moxi! Moxi!"

At this time, I heard a deep male voice coming from the phone.

"Lieutenant General Gumir, the World Government orders you to immediately stop Boya Hancock's illegal activities..."

boom!

Gumir hung up the phone directly, took out the big knife from his waist, and slashed it against the side of the ship.

Pointing to the gap of less than three centimeters, Gumir said to the group of sailors behind him.

"In the past month, we have been engaged in fierce battles with pirates every moment. Our warship has been badly damaged. Since the warship is no longer viable, I can't make fun of your lives.

Now, I am going back to my headquarters to repair the warship, and you...

on vacation..."

Looking at the sailors who had no objections, Gumir nodded with satisfaction and continued.

"Apply to me to open the door of justice. Our warship will not be able to hold on anymore and we must return to our headquarters as soon as possible."

After saying that, Gumir waved his hand to the two groups of fighting pirates, turned around and ran away with the warship.

As a veteran lieutenant general in the navy, he knew the purpose of establishing the Shichibukai.

Incorporate pirates with both strength and fame into the Shichibukai to supplement the navy's combat power. The Shichibukai is in a gray area, which strengthens the flexibility of naval operations, weakens the pirate power layer by layer, and reduces the quantity and quality of pirates...

This was the purpose, but as an old navy man who had fought pirates all his life, he still didn't like this system in his heart.

A bunch of trash on the sea.

Thinking of this, Gumir stepped on the deck again, cracking the deck, and then staggered back to the cabin.

This time I went back to my headquarters to repair the warships, so I had to reimburse some battle damage.

....

As soon as Gumir returned to the headquarters, he saw an eye-catching scene.

Gumil covered his eyes with his hands and looked out from between his fingers.

I saw Jiaji kneeling down to propose marriage with a rose in his hand.

"Gion, marry me."

Gion glared at Kake who was kneeling on the ground with a disgusted look on his face. He didn't know what to say for a moment.

Every time I come back from a mission, if I can meet Jiaji, this guy will do it again.

"I reject!"

The cruel and ruthless words deeply stimulated Jiaji's heart.

Looking at Gion leaving, Kake knelt on one knee for a long time and refused to get up.

"Hey, brother Jiaji."

Gumir walked to Jiaji, lifted Jiaji up from the ground, patted Jiaji on the shoulder, and whispered in a low voice.

"Brother Jiaji, what do you like about her?"

Jiaji took the cigarette handed over by Gumir, took a puff melancholy, and replied without thinking.

"Tall, long legs, big breasts, big butt..."

"Oh~~"

Gumil made a long ooh and then continued.

"But I heard that she is too old. My brother is so young, why would he want to find her, a flower of advanced age?

Back then, when Lieutenant General He turned 40, I never looked at her again and even..."

Before Gumil could say the word "hang", he saw a big foot appear in his sight.

Bang! Bang!

Lieutenant General Tsuru and Gion blocked the sun's rays with their hands, looked at the two men flying backwards, turned around and left.

Gumir looked at the seagulls flying with him, then at Jia Ji who had big shoe prints on his face, and continued.

"That's what happens when you get older, you get irritable easily...

Brother Jiaji, I wonder if you have heard of Hancock?"

When Jiaji heard this, his eyes shone brightly. Could it be that this bad old man wanted to introduce Hancock to him?

At this time, I heard Gumir continue to speak.

"I know Hancock's sister. She has big breasts, long legs, and a super big butt. The key is that she is young... I think her name is Boya Marigold..."

Plop! Plop!

Two water pillars rose into the sky, and the two of them fell directly into the sea.

....

Warring States looked at the wet old man across from him, his eyelids twitched twice, then he handed Asuka's information to Gumil and said.

"have a look!"

After Gumir found a chair and sat down, he opened Asuka's information and took a look at it. Then he turned to look at Kizaru and said.

"do you want?"

Kizaru also took out a piece of information from his arms and handed it to Gumir.

Gumir opened Kizaru's information, looked at the fat man above... and fell silent...

The Navy is going to be doomed...

What the hell are these new generations...

....

ps: Today is just one chapter... but my chapter has 5k words...

The main reason is that after they were separated, they looked a bit awkward, so they simply put them together...