Pirates: Dark Smoker, never lose three times in a row

The first time, the second time.

After receiving the undercover mission,

Smoger and Tina were so worried that their faces turned green, and they could only go to find out the news with their heads down.

Soon, the two of them turned from worry to joy.

Just a few days before Zen went to sea, the G2 branch had just experienced a major change of blood.

The navy of the branch was transferred to various bases in the jurisdiction as officers,

and the vacancies of personnel were filled by the marines of each base.

The personnel changes were already large, and the G2 branch received this urgent mission.

It was too late to screen the list one by one.

In desperation, they could only put the top 100 on the ship according to their daily training results.

In other words, there are many marines on the ship who don't know each other at all, not much better than Smoker and Tina.

Now the two of them stood up and started to divide the work to investigate!

Smoker was responsible for getting information from other people.

He wandered around every day, chatting with this or that person,

"Hey, Lieutenant Xiuen, good morning..."

"Haz Little, do you want to go and play a few games?!"

Because he was originally a navy, he had no pressure to act,

Soon, Smoker became familiar with everyone.

As for Tina, her appearance was too outstanding, and she was a little eye-catching when walking outside,

So, she stayed in the cabin every day, using her elemental ability to sneak into the data room to look through the information.

While Smoker and Tina were busy, Zane was about to collapse.

In the office,

She sat behind her desk, looking at a report,

her face turned red, blue, and white.

There were several soldiers standing straight in front of her,

all with proud and confident faces, and clear stupidity in their eyes.

Zen slowly put down the report and raised his head.

"Is this the report you wrote in a week?!"

Several marines puffed out their chests: "Yes! Major General! Thank you for your compliment!!"

"I...sigh..."

Zen wanted to say that I didn't compliment you, but he opened his mouth and sighed.

At this moment, she no longer had the elegance and ruthlessness when facing Mingge,

only a deep sense of powerlessness, like a hen with plague.

Zen came out this time, under the pretext of protecting the safety of naval scientists.

So he took the roster of grades and directly pulled the strongest combatants onto the ship.

Never expected that

this group of guys are elite,

but they all have only muscles and no brains.

When dealing with pirates, they are fearless and have good brains.

But when they are needed to help with administrative matters, they all become mentally retarded.

For example,

When assigning dormitories,

they just drew lots without considering rank and gender.

The guy in charge of purchasing supplies,

bought dozens of barrels of liquor and forgot about food and fresh water.

And this time,

the report that several people spent a week writing was two pages long, half of which was typos and half was graffiti.

What's worse,

after sailing for half a month, it was found that dozens of people were missing from the crew list...

Zen stared at the ceiling blankly, tears falling from his cheeks.

If I'm wrong, let the pirates kill me.

Why should I let these bastards torture me...

No, I have to bring out the soldiers I chose even if I cry.

So, Zen restrained his emotions and tried to make a gentle smile.

"Don't you...have anything to say?"

"Uh...Report to Rear Admiral Zen!" A tall marine stepped forward: "Is it time to eat?"

Zen's face froze, and his eyes twitched slightly.

Another marine was a little smarter and asked awkwardly, "That... Rear Admiral Zen, is our report not well written?!"

The other soldiers noticed that the atmosphere was not right and looked at Zen with some guilt.

Zen's expression became calm again.

"No, I'm not angry..."

"Huh..." The marine breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that you're not angry, then I'm relieved!"

The people around him also smiled with relief.

Zen slowly stood up, and his fingers turned into five spikes.

"I'm not angry. Why should I be angry with a group of dying people..."

Marines: "?!!!"

...

In the corridor, Smoker and Tina walked and talked.

"I checked these days and found nothing wrong. The breakthrough point is still with Zen."

"But the other party is a rear admiral after all. With our identities, it's difficult to have substantive contact..."

"If you are too deliberate, it will be counterproductive..."

And it is easy to arouse vigilance..."

Suddenly, there was a burst of ghost howling from the next room.

"Help! !"

"The major general is crazy and has killed people! !"

Suddenly, the door was knocked open, and several bruised marines rushed out crying and bumped into Smoker.

"Ouch!"

"Ah! !"

This was caught off guard, and Smoker finally managed to control himself from turning into an element, and several people rolled into a ball.

The report in the hand of one of the marines flew out.

"It hurts..." Smoker stood up and helped the people up one by one.

Tina also bent down to pick up the documents on the ground: "Your documents are messed up..."

Then, she curiously glanced at the content and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, it's okay, it's just waste paper..."

Navy: "? ! ! "

Zen heard this in the room, and he jumped to the door with both hands, holding Tina's shoulders.

"You also think this is a pile of waste paper? !"

"Uh? Ah?" Tina couldn't react for a while, and asked in confusion: "Isn't it? ?"

"Hahahaha!!!"

Zen suddenly burst into laughter, with tears flashing in the corners of his eyes.

She patted Tina's shoulder heavily.

"That's right, it's a pile of waste paper!"

"Hey, you look unfamiliar, what's your name? !"

"Ah, Tina...Tina." Tina hurriedly stood at attention and saluted: "Major General Zen, Navy Warrant Officer Tina reports to you! !"

Zen nodded and stretched out his hand to the side: "List! "

A navy officer quickly took out a booklet with names all over it.

Zen flipped through it quickly, his eyes moving back and forth between the booklet and Tina.

Smoker and Tina's hearts suddenly rose to their throats.

Pills...

After the two received the undercover mission, Kaji arranged for fake identities.

Even the G2 branch already had files on the two.

The only flaw was the list on the ship,

because there were no Smoker and Tina's names.

Although it can be explained that it was printed wrong, and if you don't believe it, call the G2 branch,

but it will definitely arouse suspicion!

Unexpectedly, after reading it, Zen threw the list directly in the navy's face,

created a long thorn, whipped and cursed.

"Asshole! Where is Tina's name in it! ! Recount it for me!"

"If you make a mistake again, jump into the sea and feed the sharks yourself! !"

"Ah! Ah! Yes...Yes! "

Several marines picked up the list and ran away in a hurry.

Smoker and Tina were stunned. Is this possible?!

Zen threw it to the thorns, turned back and looked at Tina up and down.

No matter her temperament or appearance, she was pleasing to the eye.

More importantly, she also felt that those documents were waste paper!

For a moment, there was a feeling that heroes think alike...

"Warrant Officer Tina, from today on, you are my personal assistant."

Smoker, Tina: "? ! ! "

Just then, there was another noise in the corridor.

"Where is Zane? I want to see Zane!"

Hearing the voice, everyone looked over curiously.

Only Zane had a toothache expression.

After a while, several white-bearded old men came trotting over angrily, followed by a dejected marine.

"Major General Zane! I said I wanted an assistant, what kind of idiots did you find? ! ”

“Let him get the gunpowder. This bastard actually brought a torch into the explosives warehouse. Does he want to blow us up? !”

“Right! And more…”

Several other scientists also began to complain, as if hundreds of ducks were quacking.

Zen felt his head was about to explode.

She was not afraid of pirates, just do it.

She was not afraid of her superiors, just confront them.

She was even less afraid of her subordinates, just beat them.

But she was afraid of this group of naval scientists,

They couldn’t beat them, couldn’t scold them, they were stubborn and stubborn.

The key is that every time they looked at me, they looked like I was mentally retarded, but I was really not as smart as them...

At this time, a tall and thin old man raised his hand, and the other scientists immediately shut up.

“Major General Zen, we don’t want to embarrass you, but if you don’t have an assistant, it will definitely affect the progress! "

Zain was also secretly having a headache.

This time, the new artillery shells need to be tested and debugged at the same time.

My ship is not an experimental ship like the scientific corps, so how can it have such good equipment and environment...

Not only that, many tasks need to be assisted by the navy,

But my soldiers know that they are all rough people,

They can do some moving, but they can't do anything more delicate.

But Zain can't care so much, let's shut up these old men first!

Suddenly, she caught a glimpse of Smoker.

Compared with the sluggish soldiers around,

He looked much smarter.

So he pulled Smoker over.

"Dr. Aubrey, I'm sorry these bastards bothered you!"

"This S... Smoker is the new assistant I found for you. He is very interested in research and very talented. Let him follow you!"

After that, Zane pulled Smoker's head over, lay down in his ear, and whispered in a voice that no one else could hear.

"I don't care what method you use. You can use the people and money on the ship as you like, but there is one thing..."

"Don't let these old guys bother me anymore!!"

Smoker: "..."

Dr. Aubrey frowned and looked at Smoker.

Two meters tall, inverted triangle body, thick arms, marble-like muscles, he doesn't look like a person who likes science...

If it were before, he would never want such an assistant.

But after staying on the warship for half a month, his tolerance bottom line has been refreshed again and again.

He looked at the light in Smoker's eyes that belonged to an intelligent creature and sighed slightly.

"Okay, let's take him..."

Just like that, Smoker was taken away by the scientists.

Xi Ze looked at Smoker's back and sighed.

"I hope he can last longer..."

Then he said to Tina: "Come with me!"

...

Smoker followed Dr. Aubrey to the rear of the warship.

Originally, this should have been just a deck, but now a house has been built as an experimenter, making the entire warship look a bit out of place.

Next to the laboratory, there was a heavy gun and seven or eight shells of various shapes, and several people in white were doing tests.

At this time, an explosion was heard in a laboratory.

Then a group of people in white ran out in a hurry.

As soon as they came out, puffs of purple-blue smoke came out of the laboratory.

Dr. Aubrey hurried forward and grabbed one of the young men: "Song Miao, what's wrong?!"

"Cough cough cough cough..." Song Miao coughed violently for a few times and barely recovered.

"Sorry, Dr. Aubrey, the poison gas bomb failed..."

Before Dr. Aubrey spoke, Smoker's eyes widened: "Poison gas bomb?!"

Is the research of the Navy Science Corps so wild? !

Even this kind of thing exists...

Dr. Aubrey was also shocked.

"Stupid! How can you study this kind of weapon?!"

Matsune was depressed.

"A few days ago, Dr. Caesar Courant of MAD published a research paper on poison gas bombs. I just wanted to try..."

Dr. Aubrey pointed at Matsune with his finger trembling slightly: "Stupid! Do you know how terrible this weapon is?"

Smoker nodded secretly: "Yes, although weapons are not good or evil, weapons such as biological and chemical weapons should not be..."

Dr. Aubrey: "With the conditions of this ship, how can it be possible to study poison gas bombs?! Why not wait to go back?!"

Smoker was stunned when he heard this.

So this is the reason? !

Okay, I understand. I was thinking wrongly...

That's right. These scientists only care about technology and implementation. Whether or not the results are used, and how they are used, is none of their business...

Matsumiao looked at the laboratory, also looking annoyed.

"What should we do now? The highly toxic materials have leaked and there is no way to clean them up!"

"It's okay if this laboratory is destroyed, but if it takes too long, the surrounding laboratories will also be affected..."

Smoker was stunned. I saw such a big safety accident? This won't do!

So, he took a step forward, and the darkness on his hand spread, and soon covered the entire laboratory.

The naval scientists were all shocked.

Dr. Aubrey asked in confusion: "Smoker... Are you a person with special abilities?!"

"Uh... It's complicated to explain. Just think of it as a gravity fruit."

Smoker began to retract the darkness, and soon, the whole house had disappeared.

Smoker was not worried about being poisoned at all.

When Blackbeard broke into the second floor of Impel Down, he used darkness to absorb Magellan's poisonous wall, and he was not affected at all.

As long as the body is not contaminated with poison, there will be no problem.

Matsuda grabbed Smoker's hand.

"Thank you, Smoker-kun, you helped me a lot!"

Dr. Aubrey also nodded secretly with a smile on his face.

Smoker was secretly happy in his heart, these scientists are easy to deal with!

But soon, he was not happy anymore.

When the scientists knew that Smoker's darkness could be absorbed and released, their eyes suddenly lit up with excitement.

The original laboratory was very crowded,

Now they directly used Smoker as a storage room,

stuffed everything into his body and took it out when needed.

In the end, they even put Smoker in the room.

Smoker used it as a trash can.

All the waste gunpowder, highly toxic substances, and those that were difficult to handle were stuffed into Smoker's hands.

Smoker: "..."