Pirates: I started as a navy captain, I became stronger by slacking off

On the deck, several errand soldiers hurriedly climbed out of the smoke, their faces red and purple.

"Huff, huff, huff ~ I can finally breathe fresh air!"

"Yeah! Major Smoker's ability is too terrible! Just now I thought I would suffocate to death."

Miscellaneous Soldier A nodded in agreement: "This trick is too cruel. Pirates who meet Major Smoker will be unlucky!"

"Cruel?"

Carl, who was standing behind Miscellaneous Soldier A, frowned slightly. How could the navy be so cruel to pirates?

The young man has a problem with his thinking!

Miscellaneous Soldiers A and B looked back and swallowed: "Ka, Major General Karl."

Carl glanced at them and said coldly: "Nelson, notify all naval officers and soldiers, gather together, I want to say something!"

Nelson behind him shouted: "Yes, sir!"

Ten minutes later, Karl sat on the bench, Smoker and Ian stood on his left and right, like left and right guards.

Nelson: It was a mistake after all.

"Just now, when Major Smoker was experimenting with his abilities, I heard someone say that it was too cruel to treat pirates like this? This is the biggest joke I have ever heard in my life!"

"You, let me ask you, what are pirates?"

The artilleryman pointed at by Carl shuddered and said tremblingly: "Evil people, killing, arson, robbery, and all kinds of evil."

"Yes, this is a pirate, so no matter what method our navy uses to treat pirates, it is not excessive."

"Do you know how I was promoted from a chores soldier to a branch captain before I got the devil fruit?"

The soldiers shook their heads, and even Ian and Smoker were full of interest. They really didn't know much about Carl's past.

"There is only one answer, a lot of military merit! How do you get military merit? Kill pirates!"

"But do you know how I deal with pirates?"

The navy soldiers looked at each other and said tentatively: "Use a gun?"

"Use a knife?" "Bullshit, Major General Carl's physical skills are so strong, it must be fists!"

Carl denied one by one and said loudly: "What you said makes sense, but this is just a method. If we really want to deal with pirates, we have to fight like pirates!"

"If you can sneak attack from behind, don't fight head-on!"

"If you can cheat and plot , there is no need to be open and aboveboard!"

"If you can attack in groups, don't fight alone!"

"Shoot if you have a gun, never use cold weapons!"

"If you can use cold weapons, don't fight with bare hands!"

"If you are allowed to kill, don't just knock them out or cripple them!"

"If you can knock them out or cripple them, don't just cause serious injuries!"

"If you can cause serious injuries, don't just cause minor injuries!"

......

Of course, what Carl said only applies to ordinary pirates, at least the third one is not very applicable to the real strong.

However, they are all ordinary navy with mediocre strength. They can remember what Carl said, which is enough for them to deal with most of the small fish pirate groups.

"In short, you must use any means, only focus on the effect, and attack and destroy the enemy regardless of the consequences, so that they can "come standing and carry away!"

"Because pity for the enemy will make you bleed! "

Hearing this, Ian nodded thoughtfully, and Smoker discovered a new world again, and the confusion in his heart was instantly dispelled.

Yes, do we still need to talk about morality when dealing with pirates? No, dead pirates are good pirates!

"The major general is right!" "Yes, that's how the pirates treat us, why can't we treat pirates like this?"

The navy soldiers seemed to have opened some kind of shackles, and they wanted to kill a few pirates immediately to help cheer them up.

At this time, they also recalled the scene when Carl dealt with the pirates. It was no longer cruel, but simply brutal.

When you meet Major General Carl, you will either be cut in half or have missing arms and legs. Those who have missing arms and legs are still capable people, otherwise it is a luxury to live.

Seeing this, Carl nodded with relief, and his words should still have some effect.

"Remember what I said today, you are the navy, kindness and mercy are never reserved for pirates! Do you understand!"

"Understand! "

"Okay, disband!"

The navy officers and soldiers left in groups or individually, but the discussion could not be calmed down.

"You are right, Carl, this is how you should deal with pirates! I find that you are becoming more and more to my taste, hahaha!"

Smoker patted Carl's shoulder excitedly, wishing he could swear brotherhood with him on the spot and become a half-brother.

"Don't pat! Develop your abilities! Otherwise, you will never beat me!"

Smoker sneered, quickly walked to a deserted place and began to practiceTest the newly developed smoke strangulation array.

"Ien, I have something to tell you."

Ien looked at Carl, his face calm, waiting for his next words.

"After sending Hancock back to Daughter Island, we will drive directly to Impel Down. I need to escort a convoy to the New World."

"When the time comes, you will be responsible for driving the warship back to Marinford and wait for me to come back."

Ien frowned slightly: "I want to go with you!"

"I'm not discussing with you, I'm informing you. It's only a day or two. It's just right for you to take a rest. Isn't it good to take a rest?"

Ien pursed his lower lip and said unwillingly: "But, I..."

Compared to any rest, I want to be with you more! Just like Sister Gion said, feelings need to be cultivated slowly.

These days, Hancock has been guarding her tightly, and she has not had the opportunity to say a few words to Carl.

Hancock would be getting off the ship today, and she wouldn't be seen for a long time. How could she miss such a good opportunity...

But she was defeated by Carl's stern eyes and could only agree.

In the lounge.

"Just now I heard that it seemed to be quite lively outside. What happened?"

Carl smiled slightly, kissed Hancock on the face and said, "Nothing, just some things in the navy."

After being intimate with Hancock for a while,

"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for collecting girls 1,000 times with pay, and getting the achievement reward: [Heart Arsonist]"

[Heart Arsonist]: For every woman you get the love of, your physical strength will increase by 0.005%, and your physical strength recovery speed will increase by 0.001%.

"Because the data is too large, the system is collecting..."

Carl:.......

"Statistics completed, current bonus--physical strength: +23.726%, physical strength recovery speed: +47.452%"

Looking at this bonus, Carl was completely silent. The love of 47,452 women, my goodness, am I such a scumbag?

Impossible! Even if I really have this intention, my body can't keep up!

Even if he really had an indestructible kidney, there was no time left!

Wait, isn't it because he was named the world's most handsome man by the newspaper? Just like the giegies before his rebirth, it's normal to have a few hundred million fans.

Damn! If the entertainment industry in the One Piece world wasn't that developed, Carl would have wanted to practice for a year and then debut!

"Dear, what's wrong with you?"

Carl smiled reluctantly: "No, nothing."

The next day, Daughter Island.

"Everyone, look, is that Rear Admiral Carl's warship?"

"Yes, that's it! Great! Lady Snake is coming back!"

The female warriors stationed at the port of Daughter Island rushed to tell each other, excitedly staying where they were, waiting for the warship to approach.

"It seems that your people have been waiting for a long time!"

Hancock reluctantly held Carl's hand, looking at the Daughter Island getting closer and closer outside the window, with a sad face.

Although she had already prepared herself mentally, she was still reluctant to leave when this moment came.

"Dear, can you stay one more day? I'm ready."

Looking at Hancock's blushing face, Carl's mouth corners slightly raised: "Well, then stay one more night."

At night, in the bedroom.

Carl looked at the charming Hancock in front of him and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

Black hair like lacquer, skin like cream, curves and curves, charming and charming.

"Dear...嘤~"

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The next day, Carl opened his eyes and yawned. He suddenly felt a little weak, and quickly fired a holy light bullet at himself and Hancock who was still sleeping.

As for last night, uh, Carl can only say that the bed was big and soft, but the water leakage was serious. Fortunately, Carl is very good at unblocking pipes.

"Hmm~ Honey, you're awake..."

Hancock naturally huddled in Carl's arms, put her ear on Carl's chest, and felt his strong heartbeat.

The two of them hugged each other like this, telling each other sweet words until the Den Den Mushi rang.

"Bulu Bulu Bulu~"

Carl glanced at Hancock, took a deep breath, and hung up the phone.

"One last billion times!"

......

An hour later, Carl put on his clothes, put on the banner of justice, kissed Hancock on the forehead, and turned away.

When he walked to the door, he suddenly stopped, turned to look in Hancock's direction, and said gently: "I will come to see you often..."

Hancock, who was sleeping soundly, seemed to have heard this sentence, and murmured in his sleep: "I'll wait for you..."

Daughter Island Port.

"Tsk tsk tsk~ You're really good at hiding it! If Ian hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known that you were having an affair with the world's most beautiful woman!"

Carl glanced at the gossiping Smoker unhappily: "So? You're 27 years old and you haven't even touched a girl's hand?"

Smoker's tone stagnated, his face flushed as he said: "Bullshit, my mother's hand doesn't count!"

Carl looked at Smoker with contempt and said: "Tsk tsk tsk~ virgin!"

"What! Don't slander me!"

Carl didn't bother to pay attention to Smoker, and said directly to Nelson: "Let's go to push the city!"