Pirate’s Infinite Wings
051 Skeleton disease
Fang Lang was woken up early in the morning by a rush of knocking on the door. He frowned dissatisfiedly and opened the door to the yard, only to see Tsunayoshi Sawada begging for help.
"Gang?" Fang Lang raised his eyebrows and looked at the boy who had been jumping in front of him, "Why are you here so early to find me in a hurry?"
Before Sawada Tsunayoshi could speak, a strange voice sounded in the silent morning.
"Ah, when I ran here just now, I fell several times, and my butt really hurts until now~"
Fang Lang heard the voice coming from Sawada Tsunayoshi, but he didn't open his mouth to speak. Looking carefully at Sawada Tsunayoshi, he found that he was holding his right hand with a melancholy expression. Fang Lang must know that what happened to Sawada Tsunayoshi what.
"Show me your right palm." Fang Lang nodded to Sawada Tsunayoshi, but the expression on his face didn't look like he was joking at all.
"This...Mr. Fang Lang, what do you think I should do!" Tsunayoshi Sawada discovered this as soon as he went out this morning, and before he had time to tell Li Baoen, he ran directly to Fang Lang's house for help, because he He felt that Fang Lang had saved himself once, and now he was very dependent on Fang Lang.
"Haha, it's really embarrassing! I still wear my pants backwards, and I'm laughed at all day~"
The weird voice sounded again, and Fang Lang also clearly saw the black and white skeleton in the palm of Sawada Tsunayoshi. Whenever the sound came out, the skull's mouth would move accordingly, as if It really does the talking.
"What the hell is this thing?! Why do you keep telling my secrets?!" Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at Fang Lang anxiously with an expression on his face that was about to cry.
"If I'm not mistaken, this seems to be a skeleton disease." Fang Lang thought for a while looking at the skeleton with the palm of Sawada Tsunayoshi's palm away.
"That's right..." Li Baoen's voice suddenly sounded from the fence at the gate of the yard. Fang Lang and Sawada Tsunayoshi turned their heads and saw Li Baoen dressed as a god of death and holding a death scythe. In cos death is coming.
"Ah, Li Baoen!" Sawada Tsunayoshi trotted in front of Li Baoen, and stretched out his hand to show him, "What is the skeleton disease that Mr. Fang Lang said?"
"Just like what Ah Lang said, the appearance of this pattern on your palm proves that you have an incurable disease called skeleton disease. Ah Gang is going to die!" Li Baoen wholeheartedly cosplayed the god of death, and his face was also dark expression.
"I'm going to die?!" Tsunayoshi Sawada was dumbfounded when he heard the words, "Why did you say these unlucky things to me! Are you a god of death?!"
"You have already appeared dead..." Li Baoen said while taking out a magnifying glass and looking at Sawada Tsunayoshi in front of his eyes.
"Stop saying that! What are you kidding!" Sawada Tsunayoshi was full of disbelief. When he asked Fang Lang for help, he thought that this skeleton would tell his little secret, and he never thought that this would be an incurable disease.
"I'm not joking, you can ask Ah Lang." Li Baoen said, looking at Fang Lang intently.
"Mr. Fang Lang, is what Li Baoen said true?!" Tsunayoshi Sawada ran to Fang Lang again and eagerly asked for confirmation.
Fang Lang frowned and nodded, "Yes, this is indeed an incurable disease."
"Eh?!" After hearing Fang Lang's words, Sawada Tsunayoshi had to believe it. Originally, he only believed half of Li Baoen's words, but he believed everything Fang Lang said.
"Gang, do you remember how many times you have been shot in the head so far?" Li Baoen said in a childish voice, with a pair of big dark eyes on his face but only a cute expression on his face, now Cos Reaper just turned darker.
"Huh? How many times have you won?" Tsunayoshi Sawada obviously wouldn't remember this.
"It's been 10 times! In other words, if the head is hit by 10 death bullets, it is said that something very terrible will happen." Although Li Baoen's voice was immature, the words he said made Sawada Gang Ji was so frightened that his hairs stood on end.
"Eh!?"
"But I didn't expect that it would be suffering from the skeleton disease." Li Baoen said and folded his hands towards Sawada Tsunayoshi, "What a pity, your life is really unfortunate!"
"Don't just end my life!" Sawada Tsunayoshi shouted angrily, then looked at Li Baoen dissatisfied and said: "Speaking of which, this matter is so serious, why didn't you say it! Now that you know... ..."
Fang Lang shook his head, "Even if you know, Ah Gang, would you still choose this way?"
"That's right, alas, even if I know, I still have to rely on death bombs to get through the crisis, right?" Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at the skull in his palm with a black line on his face, with a helpless tone.
"You are calmer than I thought." Li Bao Ennan praised Sawada Tsunayoshi.
"Of course, who would believe that this is an incurable disease..." Tsunayoshi Sawada said helplessly, and then Fang Lang asked, "Mr. Fang Lang, where is your bathroom? I want to wash this with water." Just wash it off."
Fang Lang knew that Tsunayoshi Sawada probably wouldn't listen to what he said now. After all, no one would believe that he was about to die. He pointed to a well in the yard, "The well over there can draw water."
"Thank you!" Tsunayoshi Sawada trotted over to fetch a bucket of water, then reached in to wash his hands.
After scrubbing and washing for a while, Sawada Tsunayoshi stretched out his hand to look in front of his eyes, but saw that the skull hadn't even been washed off, "What is this, it can't be washed off at all!"
And at this time there are
The voice came out again. But it didn't come from the palm of Sawada Tsunayoshi.
"Haha, how embarrassing! Even swinging on a swing makes me dizzy~"
Sawada Tsunayoshi followed the voice and opened his shirt, exclaiming, "Why are there so many skeletons?"
"Haha, what a shame! I'm still afraid of standing on the slide~"
That weird voice kept talking about the embarrassing things about Sawada Tsunayoshi, which made Sawada Tsunayoshi blush completely. ..
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