Pirates: Life is an idle fish

Mushroom house yard.

Under the busy work of a group of soldiers, various delicacies came out one after another.

“Wow, good craftsmanship!”

As soon as the soldiers brought a plate full of various delicacies to the table, Xia Yu came over, picked up the chopsticks and took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, “Yes, this craft can be used as a cook!” Or don’t you all go to the navy, stay in the mushroom house and work as a cook for me!” ”

Seeing that Xia Yu took the lead in moving the chopsticks uninvited to eat very fragrantly, Smog didn’t talk nonsense, picked up the chopsticks and started eating! His current task is to stay in the mushroom house and wait for the support of the naval headquarters to arrive, so during this time period, the only thing he can do is not to provoke this black-bellied boss, stabilize the golden lion Shiji outside, and the freckled kid who is likely to create the double-day celestial phenomenon!

While his thoughts were spinning, Smogg suddenly put down his chopsticks, revealed a rare smile, and asked Xia Yu, “Xia Yu, can I ask you a question?” ”

“Yes.”

Xia Yu put a piece of meat in his mouth again, nodded with enjoyment, and said, “The taste is really good.” Little thief cat… Go get that bottle of wine I put on my bedroom bedstand! ”

“Okay!”

Nami, who was packing clothes for Xia Yu’s bedroom for Xia Yu, replied in time. Then she twisted a bottle of wine and ran out!

After taking the bottle, Xia Yu suddenly asked Smogg, “Do you want a bottle?” ”

Seeing that Xia Yu didn’t listen to himself at all, Smog resisted the urge to beat people and shook his head, “No need!” ”

Just as Xia Yu was about to speak, the voice of the system suddenly came out in his mind.

“Hint: whether to include Smog in the Mushroom House guest list!”

“Huh?”

Hearing the cold prompt from the system, Xia Yu couldn’t help but be stunned. This product just came to prompt whether to be included in the guest list? Sure enough, were Mihawk and Shiki blacklisted before?

However, the strongest ability of this product should be the ability of the natural smoke fruit that he developed that he could not bear to look at directly?! Even the kneeling king, the shame of the later lieutenant general, lies in the groove.

Well, although the Smoke Fruit ability has been developed crooked by this product, it can still be used for fun! After all, after being transformed by the system, these Devil Fruit abilities were directly developed to a state of great consummation.

Emmm, what is the situation of the smoke fruit developed to the state of great consummation? Looking forward to it! Direct mushroom cloud?

Thinking of this, Xia Yu decisively chose to include Smog in the guest list!

“Hint: The host puts Smog on the Mushroom House guest list, and Smog will get an unexpected surprise!”

“Hint: Smogg’s abilities are being scanned!”

“Tip: The scan was successful. The system has successfully replicated Smogg’s Smoke Fruit ability! ”

“Tip: Found that there are shortcomings in the ability of smoke fruit, and the system is undergoing transformation!”

“Tip: The disadvantages of the Smoke Fruit Ability Fear Sea Lou Stone have been successfully cleared and put into the system mall, please redeem it as appropriate to the host!”

After entering the mall and glancing at the 10,000 life points required to exchange the ability to exchange the Smoke Fruit, Xia quietly exited the system and asked Smogg, “What did you want to say just now?” ”

“Didn’t… It’s okay—”

Smogg originally wanted to ask Shiji and Mihawk why they appeared here, but after Xia Yu’s toss, he didn’t have any thoughts, fill his stomach first!

Soon, Smog filled his stomach and asked Xia Yu, “Check out!” ”

“So soon?”

Xia Yu was stunned, and then simply spoke: “I count first!” ”

When the words fell, Xia Yu quickly swept the plates on the wooden table, “Just give two million Baileys!” ”

“Poof!”

Smogg, who had just picked up a bowl of soup to drink, instantly widened his eyes, and then sprayed the soup in his mouth sideways!

“Two, two million?”

Smog was stunned, and then stood up immediately, “You haven’t calculated carefully!” ”

“I’m counting by head here!” Xia Yu looked at Smogg, who reacted fiercely, and said with a smile, “The per capita consumption is 200,000 Bailey!” You brought nine soldiers, plus exactly two million yourself! Why, don’t you carry money on your navy? It doesn’t matter if you don’t have money to bring, stay here and work to pay the bill! ”

Just then, Ace walked in.

After hearing that ten navies only consumed two million Baileys, he was instantly unhappy, and came to Xia Yu in a few steps and directly kicked his nose on his face, “Why do they consume two million for ten talents, and I will eat a pot of noodles for 10 million Baileys?” ”

“Aha.”

Xia Yu, who didn’t expect Ace to suddenly come back, was not embarrassed at all because he charged indiscriminately, but laughed and said, “Regarding this issue, it’s very simple, how to charge mainly depends on my mood…”

Without waiting for Ace to speak, Xia Yu immediately stood up and patted Smog on the shoulder, “You guys are lucky, and you are in a good mood today.” Two million Baileys, pay for it! ”

As soon as Xia Yu’s words fell, the soldiers who were squatting on the ground next to the wooden table and eating their meals in a circle suddenly did not dare to move! Muggles, freckled boys were blackmailed 10 million Bailey in one pot of noodles, they got so many dishes out, if Xia Yu was in a bad mood in an instant, wouldn’t it cost hundreds of millions?

Smog did not speak, his eyes stared at Xia Yu without blinking! Two million a meal, or in a good mood? Speak as if they earned it in blood. Can’t bear it, can’t bear it!

Just as Smog was about to erupt, the phone worm in his arms suddenly rang.

Seeing this, Smogg took a deep breath, then took out the phone worm and spoke, “Captain Rogue Town, Smogg!” ”

“Smogg, I’m Karp!”

As soon as Smogg’s voice fell, Karp’s voice came out from the phone worm, “I’m leaving now, you must stay in the mushroom house and don’t make trouble!” Also, don’t spend in the mushroom house, and if you have already consumed, don’t mess around! How to charge Xia Yu, you all give me stability and don’t be impulsive…”

“I’ve already consumed!” Without waiting for Karp to finish speaking, Smog roared, “This is the black shop, Kapu!” He actually charged us two million Baileys for a meal!! ”

“Aha, only two million?! You guys are so lucky, the old man was blackmailed a million after only drinking a bowl of snake soup! If you don’t have so many Baileys, stay there and work! In a word, be sure to stay there! ”

Hearing Karp’s words, the corner of Smogg’s mouth twitched. A bowl of snake soup for a million Baileys, a pot of noodles for ten million Baileys, they are this the rhythm of making a lot of money?

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