Pirates: Life is an idle fish

“Ah!!!!”

Leaving the deck of a warship on the coast of Moshi Village, a naval soldier suddenly widened his eyes and shouted at Smogg, who was standing to the side, “Colonel Smogg, Dusty seems to … It doesn’t seem to have kept up! ”

“What?”

Hearing the soldier’s words, Smog immediately turned his head sideways. But immediately he was relieved and said with a headache, “This knife idiot, he must have forgotten to leave when he saw Mihawk’s supreme fast knife!” Leave her alone, she’s on vacation right now anyway! ”

As soon as the words were finished, a strange stomach sound suddenly came out.

“Damn, how have you been hungry so quickly lately!”

Hearing the protesting sound in his stomach, Smogg’s brows instantly furrowed, and he shouted at the soldier standing to the side, “Go, get something to eat!” ”

“Lord Colonel, there has long been no food on the warship!” Without thinking, the soldier raised his head and shouted back.

“How could it be gone?” Smogg’s eyes widened instantly, and he didn’t have a good breath, “When I left Rogue Town, I let you bring enough food for half a month!” ”

“Yes, Lord Colonel.”

The soldier stood up straight and replied loudly, “Originally, there was enough food, but during this time in the mushroom house, Mr. Xia Yu said that we ate too much, and he didn’t have enough food there, so he told us to move all the food supplies on the warship to the mushroom house!” ”

“Okay.”

Smog waved his hand and said, “Hurry up and speed back to Rogue Town.” ”

“Report!”

At this moment, a naval soldier quickly came to the deck and shouted, “Lord Smogg, I have stewed a large pot of mushroom soup, would you like to drink a little?” ”

…………

Half an hour later.

After drinking seven or eight bowls of mushroom soup in a row, Smog finally felt less hungry!

“Ahahaha, why didn’t I find mushroom soup so delicious before!”

“Yes, I drank three bowls in a row, it was really delicious.!”

“Hmm, it’s hot!”

“Mr. Xia Yu really didn’t lie to me, this mushroom soup is really too warming! No, it’s too hot. ”

As the constant shouting of heat came out, some soldiers began to take off their clothes. Two of the soldiers danced with enjoyment while taking off their clothes.

Led by these two soldiers, other soldiers joined one after another. Soon, a very funny scene appeared on the deck of the warship. All the naval soldiers who drank the mushroom soup were very angry and danced striptease in front of Smogg!

At first, Smogg didn’t notice anything wrong, but when he saw that all the soldiers had joined in, and many soldiers began to take off their pants, the expression on his face instantly froze.

“Hahaha, Lord Smogg, you are also coming! Jumping to our rhythm! ”

“Take it off, take it off, take it all off. Hahahaha! ”

“I feel so happy, I feel like I’m flying in the sky.” Then who, pull me, I’m going to fly away! ”

Smogg’s pupils gradually began to dilate after hearing these nonsense, especially when he saw a naval soldier running to the edge of the deck wearing a large pants and shouting ‘I want to fly’ and gesturing to jump off the deck, his eyes almost fell out!

“What’s going on?”

Looking at the soldiers who fell into madness, Smog blinked blankly, and secretly muttered in his heart, “Is it mushroom soup?” ”

Thinking of this, he suddenly woke up and ran quickly to the kitchen.

When he saw the remnants of mushroom dregs in the kitchen, his pupils suddenly tightened, “Damn, psychedelic mushrooms!” ”

Psychedelic mushrooms, a kind of mushrooms that can make people hallucinate after eating, although not fatal, but people who eat mushrooms to hallucinate will do many dangerous abnormal behaviors, dancing striptease or something is just a preliminary sign, once completely in the hallucination, people who mistakenly eat psychedelic mushrooms will treat friends as enemies, enemies as friends, cliffs as flat ground and then jump off and so on!

However, as long as the accidental eaters are tied up, they will fully recover after twenty-four hours, without any sequelae. The only after-effect is that everything they did after falling into hallucinations is forgotten!

After discovering that it was a psychedelic mushroom, Smog did not hesitate, decisively returned to the warship, and then simply raised and fell, slapped a small friend to knock all the soldiers who had entered the illusion unconscious, and then tied them all together with a rope.

After all this was done, Smogg, who was tired enough, let out a long breath and sat down on the spot.

As soon as he sat down, Smogg immediately stood up and muttered to himself, “What’s the matter, I drank the most, and I didn’t go into the hallucination?” ”

After thinking for a while, he couldn’t think of one, so then, Smog simply didn’t think about it, and directly got up and walked towards the control cabin!

Because all the soldiers drank psychedelic mushroom soup, Smogg, the ‘light pole commander’, had to take the helm himself.

Half an hour later, the warship sailed into the sea where the sea restaurant was located.

“Pirates?”

As soon as the warship entered the sea area where the sea restaurant was located, a pirate ship immediately entered Smogg’s line of sight! Looking at the pirate ship that appeared hundreds of meters in front of the warship, Smogg did not hesitate and decisively accelerated to catch up.

Meanwhile.

The pirates on this pirate ship also saw the warship chasing at full speed. After seeing that the warship actually did not shout out and directly accelerated to catch up, a pirate standing on the deck of the pirate ship with a telescope suddenly turned livid and stammered, “The ship… Captain, no… Not good. Warship… The warship caught up! ”

As the pirate’s voice fell, the pirates on the pirate ship instantly fried the pan and began to run for their lives one by one. However, how could their dilapidated sailing ship escape the pursuit of warships coming at full speed. The most terrible thing is that the wind and waves in this sea area suddenly disappeared, and the pirate ship that was originally traveling at full speed gradually slowed down as the wind and waves disappeared.

After catching up with the pirate ship, Smogg, who increased the speed of the warship to the fastest, decisively released his smoke fruit ability, flew directly out of the control module, and landed steadily on the deck of the pirate ship.

“Grab it!”

“White Blast!”

Smogg, who came to the deck of this pirate ship, did not have any mud and water, and directly drove up. As his cold voice came out, a circle of smoke immediately spread out around him, instantly engulfing the pirates on the entire deck.

Seeing that these pirates were engulfed in smoke without even having the power to fight back, Smogg was too lazy to make another move, holding two cigars and indifferently looking at the pirates who made frightened screams after being engulfed in smoke, no sympathy, no pity!

Suddenly, the pirates who had made a frightened cry a moment ago were strangely quiet, and then a voice that was very contrary to this situation came out without warning.

“Hahaha, what is this place? What a lot of beautiful women! Yo yo, don’t run, beauties, let brother play with you! ”

“Captain, let’s fight a decisive battle! If I defeat you, give up the captain’s position, ahahaha! ”

“Get out of the way, it’s my turn to perform today!”

？？？？

Listening to the voices of the pirates, Smogg stared at the pirates in disbelief, looking at the pirates who suddenly changed drastically, with a confused look!

What’s going on?

These pirates actually hallucinate?

Don’t!!!

Could it be that the smoke hallucinates them?

Thinking of this, Smogg suddenly became a little excited, he had been at a loss for the development of the Smoke Fruit ability over the years, and he had not been able to find a better direction to break through.

If the smoke can really make the enemy hallucinate, then he will not be so dazed about the development of the fruit’s ability in the future, which is simply an unintentional insertion of willows and willows for him, an unexpected surprise!

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