Pirates make jokes: Obtain eight magical skills at the beginning

East Sea, West Rob Village.

Green water and green mountains, good fields and hundred miles, Yan Mo traffic, chickens and dogs smell each other.

It was originally a small village of unknown origin, with only a few hundred families, gravel roads paved along the front of each house, cigarette smoke wafting from the chimneys of wooden and stone houses, and the sound of dogs barking from time to time in the courtyard.

There is an ordinary tavern in the village, which can only accommodate ten tables and chairs, and the tavern owner sells guests the cheapest rum, a distilled liquor made from sugar cane molasses, which is sweet, fragrant and cheap, and is very popular with the common people.

A long-nosed teenager stepped on a log stool and was bragging to a blonde girl.

"Keya, I've heard about it recently, the treasure of Captain John has been discovered in the capital of the seven waters of the Great Passage, let me tell you a secret, I saw the flintlock gun left by Captain John when I was a child!"

The long-nosed boy has naturally curly black hair, dachwurst-shaped lips, a thin body, wears a linen turban and goggles, is dressed in poor and simple clothes, carries a slingshot and cloth bag around his waist, and the bag contains small pebbles, and always habitually gives himself a thumbs up when bragging, as if to emphasize the authenticity in the words.

But Yamin knew that Usopp was bragging, but he liked the feeling of being carefully cared for, and could not bear to poke the other party's lies.

Girls are creatures born to lie, and beautiful girls are especially powerful.

Keya took a sip of rum, her beautiful eyes shone slightly, with a somewhat surprised expression, and said softly:

"Really?"

"Usopp, you're amazing!"

"Can you lend me that gun at home?"

Usopp's face froze.

His family was so poor that he couldn't open the pot, and he longed to become a brave sea warrior at sea, so he had to make his own slingshot, use stones as bullets, and practice his shooting skills weekdays.

If there really was a flintlock gun at home, it would have been pawned by him and sold.

There is no flintlock gun, but there is a real gun, but he can't take it out and show it to Keya, right?

Could it be that Koya should say,

"I bet you don't have bullets in your gun!"

Just as Usopp was searching his stomach and meditating hard to weave a lie circle back, he saw that the door of the tavern suddenly opened, and three children with different looks ran in in a panic, shouting at Usopp:

"Brother Usopp, something is wrong, your house has been raided by pirates!"

In Usopp's mind, a big question mark slowly appeared.

Green pepper heads, turnip heads, and onion heads gestured, doing their best to explain the seriousness of the matter.

When they were finished, the three young boys looked at Usopp expectantly.

"Brother Usopp, you will be like a brave sea warrior, sweeping away all these pirates who dare to trample on dignity, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes..." Usopp pulled out a far-fetched smile, "I, Usopp is a sea thief who commands eight thousand subordinates, how can I be afraid of these little furry thieves!"

Koya saw Usopp's legs tremble violently, but the man's dignity forcibly supported him without showing his instigation.

The delicate girl saw Usopp's predicament at a glance, but Ya quickly put down the wine glass, held Usopp's hand with both hands, and whispered:

"Pirates are fierce and evil, you must not be impulsive, I think we should hurry up and ask for help from the nearby navy!"

Usopp nodded stiffly, he was now flustered in his heart, and naturally obeyed Koya's meaning.

In order to get himself under the steps, Usopp said to the three young boys:

"You remember, in this sea, you must not only have great strength, but also brains, if we can use the power of the navy to eliminate this group of pirates, we can win without bloodshed!"

The three little boys showed their adoration and shouted:

"Brother Usopp is mighty! This time we won hemp!

Usopp secretly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the corner of the tavern, a teenager in a navy cloak was drinking alone, but he didn't think of the other party as the navy at all, only thought whose children were playing what playing games.

The five left the tavern together and hurried to the nearby naval branch.

In the tavern, the naval boy slowly put down his wine glass, and his eyes showed thought.

Yang Ming gave Bermel the task of spreading the news of Captain John's treasure throughout the sea within three months.

Of course, this is a rather difficult task, and Yang Ming deliberately used it to evaluate Bermel.

But how do you say it?

When there is pressure, there is motivation.

Human potential is infinite, just like a sponge, as long as you squeeze, you can always force out your own potential.

Now it seems that Belmel's work is not bad, although it is far from meeting Yang Ming's requirements.

Yang Ming left a wad of Bailey to settle the wine money, and as soon as he stepped out of the tavern, he saw gunsmoke in the corner of the village, and at the same time there was a noise of pirates.

"What pirate dares to commit murder in broad daylight?"

Yang Ming remembered that the surrounding sea area was under the jurisdiction of the 16th Branch of the Navy, and the leader of the branch was Rat Dazuo.

The naval power is huge, administering the four seas and the great sea lanes, and different naval branches have different jurisdictions.

The task of the first division of the navy is to guard the Holy Land of Mary Joa, although it has tens of thousands of elite soldiers, but its jurisdiction cannot be far away from the Holy Land of Mary Joa.

But in a place like the East China Sea, which has the title of the weakest sea, the pirates are very weak in terms of strength and power, and they are basically rogue crimes, but the naval branch can govern a large sea area, including dozens of hundreds of villages and towns.

The villages of Cocoa and Sirob, both fall under the jurisdiction of the 16th Branch of the Navy.

This is unimaginable in the Great Passage or even in the New World.

In the Great Passage, if you want to become the top manager of the naval branch, you need at least the rank of commodore, and important naval branches even need to sit in the vice admiral.

"It seems that the management of the navy at the grassroots level of the four seas has begun to decay."

Yang Ming slowly walked in the direction filled with gunsmoke, dozens of pirates dressed differently appeared in front of him, and a maniacal laughter came from inside the house.

"Hahaha!"

"Lao Tzu finally found the notebook left by Jesus!"

"As long as Lao Tzu learns Jesus' experience in developing cannonballs, I will be able to create a powerful Bucky bullet!"

A pirate dressed as a clown stood at the door of the burning wooden house, holding an old notebook in his hands like a treasure, and was laughing wantonly.

This person is no different from ordinary people, with a white skull mark on his forehead, and two scar-like scratches drawn obliquely on his eyes, which makes him look a little more hideous in his funny, the most conspicuous is his big rosy and bright nose, and the big lips under the nose are smeared with rich lipstick.

The wide clown hat covers most of his head, only showing a little blue hair on his sideburns, and he is dressed in a long-sleeved shirt with red and white stripes, which sets off Bucky's figure exceptionally slender, wearing blue denim trousers, white gloves on his hands, and clown shoes on his feet.

On this sea, there are always all kinds of people who are different from ordinary people.

Some people rely on their strength to gain a foothold, some people rely on their beauty to break into the rivers and lakes, and some people rely on their deep network background to meet the source left and right.

But among the countless famous pirates, Bucky is the most alternative.

In terms of strength, Bucky can be called a scrap material, and together with the red-haired Shanks, he became a midshipman on the ship of One Piece Roger, and now the red-haired Shanks is about to ascend to the top to become the new emperor of the sea, and Bucky is still fighting in the East China Sea.

In terms of appearance, forget it, let's ignore Bucky.

As for networking?

Except for the red-haired Shanks who recognized him as a good friend, the rest of the old crew on Roger's ship did not seem to recognize Bucky.

But it is such a character who looks extremely wasted, but ten years later, he has become the new emperor of the sea.

It seems that in Bucky, there is an inexplicable luck hanging over him, so that he can always turn Ji into a murderer.

If in some novels, maybe Bucky may still become the protagonist, to the next sentence:

"Thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!"

When Yang Ming paced to the vicinity, a burly white male lion twitched his nose slightly, as if he smelled something unusual, so frightened that his legs went limp, and he sat directly on the ground.

Seeing his partner appear strange, the young man wearing the hood of the rag doll immediately brandished the beast tamer whip in his hand and slammed it on the ground, making a "pop" sound.

"Liki, stand up for me!"

The white male lion named Niche rolled his eyes humanely and simply covered his eyes with two furry flesh paws.

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"What's going on?"

"Niche shouldn't be like this on weekdays!"

Mochi, as the deputy captain of the Baki Pirates, prides himself on having seen strong winds and waves, and he is also a little blind at this time.

Mo Qi subconsciously looked left and right, and suddenly saw a young man in a navy cloak pacing over, the other party did not seem to see that there were many people on their side, as if visiting the park after dinner, walking up leisurely.

At this time, even if Moqi's reflex arc was slow, he began to realize that something was wrong, his eyes were cold, and he said coldly:

"Boy, is it you who caused Li Jicheng to become this virtue?"

Yang Ming put his hands in his pockets, as if he was an unknown prophet, his head tilted slightly, and he dodged the oncoming beast tamer whip.

After a slight pause, Yang Ming raised his eyes to look at the members of the Bucky Pirate Group, and the corners of his mouth tugged.

"A scum with only five combat effectiveness."

Hearing this, Bucky and the others turned dark.