Pirates make jokes: Obtain eight magical skills at the beginning

Kebi is from the East China Sea, and I have heard old people talk about being asked to pick up soap in prison!

What is picking up soap? The pure Kebi said that he didn't know what this thing was, and he didn't want to know what it was in this life, as long as he had the choice, he would definitely not be caught by the guards and squatted in prison!

Moistening!

People say that poverty cannot be moved, but Kebi does not believe in this evil, and today he cannot escape the Five Finger Mountain of these guards!

Turning around and running, Kebi felt that his body was as light as a swallow, a little lighter than his usual body, and he was overjoyed in his heart, and secretly said:

"I will definitely be able to escape!"

The male player wearing only boxers ran wildly along the road, causing an unknown number of noble ladies to scream.

Of course, there are some noble ladies who are more daring, perhaps in some aspects of the need is different from ordinary people, in addition to covering their faces with a down fan, they will also secretly observe the male player's brother's surname treasure, but perhaps the model cannot meet their sake, and the noble ladies secretly shake their heads and sigh.

The guards were stunned, they had never seen such a bold man, running naked on the avenue.

Thinking that there are nobles with heads and faces in this neighborhood, once these noble ladies sue the leading boss, their salary for this month will be lost, and their faces suddenly change drastically, and they want to make amends, and shout angrily:

"Don't run!" Give me a stop! "

The guards of the twelve-man squad chased after him from behind, trying to arrest Kebi and bring him to death in order to atone for his crimes.

Kebi glanced back and gritted his teeth secretly:

"What kind of pirate OL game is too difficult, right, as soon as it comes out, it will be hell difficulty?"

Kebi caught a glimpse of a dark alley nearby, and knew that he could not hide from people on the avenue, and if he continued to escape, it would only attract more guard squads to block people, and quickly slipped into the alley.

The roadway is winding and narrow, and the terrain is complex and changeable.

When the guards arrived at the intersection of the alley, they only saw Kebi's back disappear around the bend, and soon disappeared.

The captain of the guard squad is familiar with the local terrain and naturally understands how troublesome this roadway is, and can only barely accommodate two people walking side by side, and their guards are fully armed, it is impossible for two people to walk side by side, otherwise they will be stuck in the roadway.

"Disperse chase! Don't let him escape! With

the order of the captain of the guard squad, the twelve-person squad turned into pieces and immediately blocked the various exits of the roadway.

This way to escape, Kebi estimated, he ran at least more than a thousand meters, if it was an ordinary person's body, he would have been out of breath and unable to catch his breath.

But running all the way, Kebi also noticed the strangeness of this body, and there was no place where he didn't feel much fatigue, and there was even no sign of gasping.

No!

Rather, he seemed to be able to skip breathing.

It's just that because of Kebi's habit, he breathes normally.

"This so-called player body is a bit strange!"

Kebi was secretly surprised in his heart, and immediately found that there was a person running in front of him, subconsciously thinking that it was a guard, but when he fixed his eyes, it was actually a person who looked very similar to his player's body, and there was an ID display on the top of his head that only the player could see.

"Do you see me burning."

What the hell is this name?

The other party also saw Kebi's ID name, and immediately cried with joy, saying: "Kebi

, it's me, I'm Berumeber!"

Berumeber didn't say it was okay, Kebi immediately turned around and ran away after listening to it, pretending not to know his friend because he couldn't afford to lose this person!

Where did Berumeber know, just because he took such a burning game name, Kebi almost made friends with him, and quickly followed in three steps and two steps, his mouth was like a machine gun, and he said very quickly:

"Unexpectedly, Kebi, you are like me, come to this pirate OL game."

"I just said, obviously we all stayed and slept at about the same time, how could we somehow enter this ghost game, and the place of birth is still in the capital of the East Sea Goya Kingdom, it's just hell!"

"Let me tell you, these guards are simply not people, I just wear a pair of boxers and walk on the street, they actually want to catch me to hook the fence as a duck, it's just unreasonable!"

"If Lao Tzu returns to reality, I must expose to the Navy headquarters the abuse of power by this group of guards of the Goya Kingdom!"

"Hey, hey, Kebi, you are saying a word, why don't you say a word, this is not like your usual style!"

Kebi silently glanced at the ID on the top of Berumeber's head, and the five big words "Do you see me burning" were almost blinding his dog's eyes.

A spit word stuck in the throat is not unpleasant, but unfortunately before Kebi can complain, because of Berumeber's crooked speech along the way, under the echo of the narrow alleyway, the sound has long been transmitted, revealing the direction of the two of them, and a burst of footsteps came from all directions.

After a while, guards with knives appeared in the direction of the front and back of the roadway.

"Whew! Whew! Whew! "

These guards are no more than two players made of wax figures, and they have never been on the battlefield, they have been pampered for many years, and their weekday training has long fallen, and this thousand meters of rushing, coupled with the heavy chain mail on their bodies, has long exhausted them one by one, all of them gasped heavily, and their chests rose and fell violently.

The captain of the guard took a few breaths, finally calmed down, and the blade pointed directly at the two gentlemen (tai) in front of him, his eyes were almost bursting with anger, and he shouted:

"Flee, you guys give me escape!"

"When Lao Tzu catches you, Lao Tzu will let you have no good fruit to eat!"

"Give me on!"

Saying that, the captain of the guard took the lead in charging forward, brandishing the standard long knife in his hand, and a sharp blade light flowed.

Kebi and Berumeber looked at each other and found that they could not escape, and this battle was inevitable, and they had to cooperate tacitly.

The two of them are taught by Kapu, naturally they understand very well, the old people only talk about bloody battles, and the young people do not talk about martial virtue, and they do not go head-to-head with the captain of the guard at all.

Kebi a sliding shovel over, on the cold floor is extremely smooth, easily dodged the guard captain's sweeping long knife, in the moment about to pass through the guard captain's crotch, a monkey to catch the moon, fiercely grabbed the guard's soft underbelly, this trick is really vicious, under normal circumstances, Kebi will not use it, but now he is also forced to gas, this hand to catch down has no intention of mercy.