Pirates make jokes: Obtain eight magical skills at the beginning

South Sea, Kingdom of Dassault.

This was originally just a winter island with a bad reputation in the South China Sea, but it is famous for its tyrant bear.

Like many winter islands, it snows all year round, the ground is covered with thick snow, and the taiga thrives in the bitter winds, occasionally infested with carnivorous beasts such as white-furred bears and wolves.

The people of the Dassobel Kingdom have lived here for generations, and have been accustomed to the climate and environment of Winter Island, forming buildings with local characteristics, the overall gray color of the building, the architectural style is mostly large slope and dust-roofed tower structure houses, giving people a quiet and solemn and gray and depressing feeling.

Thick walls block cold winds and air, tower houses make full use of land to accommodate more people, and when the fireplace burns wood for heating, the heating can be locked in the house to the maximum, and carbon dioxide is emitted from the roof through special exhaust pipes.

"Dangdang! Dangdang! Dangdang! "

When the hand reached twelve o'clock in the afternoon, a hurried bell came from the bell tower.

A group of royal city soldiers broke out from the siege of pirates, numbering about thirty, wearing unknown animal skins and soldiers' uniforms, escorting a little girl with a pink carving to escape.

The bearded guard captain held the little girl with one hand, saw her tears rolling in her eyes, looked back at the burning royal city from time to time, and couldn't help but whisper comfortingly:

"Your Royal Highness, don't worry, the Queen Mother has contacted the naval fleet that protects Tianshangjin, this naval fleet escorted Tianshangjin out of the kingdom for less than two days, if you temporarily abandon the transport ship and rush back with all your strength, you will be able to arrive in the evening, I believe that the soldiers of our country will definitely be able to support until that time."

"Before that, please Her Royal Highness the Princess must cheer up!"

The captain of the guard probably didn't know what a flag was, but at least the insignificant comfort finally made the little girl stop the tears that were about to fall.

The little girl raised her head, revealing a face as delicate as a porcelain doll, bright eyes, heart-shaped lipstick on her lips, long pink straight hair hanging upside down like a waterfall, and under the wide down jacket, she was wearing a white half-sleeved shirt and denim back shorts.

The pink long-barreled short boots jerked up and stomped fiercely on the feet of the bearded guard captain, as if stepping on those pirates, the little girl put away her cute side, showed a fierce face, and cursed:

"The Kidd Pirate Group, the Iron Hand Pirate Group, the Steel Cannon Pirate Group, these three pirate groups are remembered by the old lady, and when the old lady has strength, she will definitely take revenge back!"

The more you think about it for a while, the more angry you get, and the more you think about it, the more you lose it.

Joelle Bonnie took the chicken thigh meat handed by the bearded guard captain, shoved it into her mouth, and skillfully swallowed the chicken thigh meat into her stomach with the belt meat, leaving only slightly residual bones that she threw away.

In this world, each ocean has its own unique characteristics.

The East China Sea is the weakest, the West Sea is the strongest, the North Sea handsome, the South Sea craftsman.

If you look closely at the world map, you will find a very interesting place.

The Great Passage and the Red Earth Continent divide the ocean into four parts, the great shipping routes on the East and South China Sea sides are called the paradise of the first half, and the great shipping routes on the West and North Sea sides are called the New World in the second half.

Perhaps it is precisely because of this unique geographical factor that the South China Sea and the East China Sea have become a pair of brothers and brothers, and have become a veritable crane tail.

There are basically no powerful pirates in the South China Sea, machinery and violence are advocated here, and many new firearms and artillery are developed here in the South China Sea.

Joe Ellie Boni's little brain really couldn't understand how the three families of the Kidd Pirates, the Iron Hand Pirates, and the Steel Cannon Pirates would inexplicably join hands to invade the Dassobel Kingdom.

The Iron Hand Pirate Group and the Steel Cannon Pirate Group are just pirate groups that are not in the flow, and the bounty of all members does not exceed 30 million Baileys.

But the Kidd Pirates are notorious, and now Eustace Kidd is only a teenager, but since his debut, he has achieved a murderous reputation by torturing and killing civilians, and Eustace Kidd's bounty has also risen, and now it has reached 20 million Baileys.

Generally speaking, pirates are a group of unruly people with eyes above the top, and it is not only difficult to ascend to the sky, at least it is difficult to unite them.

This time, as if they had planned before, these three pirate groups took advantage of the naval fleet to escort the heavenly gold of the Dassault Bell Kingdom away, and came to a surprise attack, catching the Dassault Bell Kingdom off guard.

Gunfire and cannonfire echoed throughout the city, and from time to time the woman's desperate screams rang out.

In this era where human life is not worth much, women who are often in the status of weak people will always suffer more, and what will happen to them in the face of wolf-like pirates seems to have been predicted.

If these women were still a little more beautiful, they would face even more tragic fate, and after becoming the playthings of pirates, they would be sold to slave traders for a large amount of money.

Joelle Bonnie lowered her head and clenched her pink fists.

As the princess of the Kingdom of Dassobel, hearing the helpless and painful wails of her subjects was like cutting a piece of flesh in her heart.

Joe Ellie Bonnie stopped abruptly, a flash of determination in her eyes, and ran in the direction where the woman's scream came from just now.

Seeing this, the bearded guard captain was anxious and quickly followed behind.

"Your Royal Highness, where are you going?"

"If you can't even protect your own subjects, the old lady is his grandmother's princess!"

Joe Ellie Bonnie and her group turned around and marched forward about 150 meters, when they saw a group of pirates raiding homes.

The pirates, dressed in shabby and sour cotton clothes, carried mallets in their hands, smashed open the glass doors of shops along the road, selected food such as canned pork from them, and gobbled them up on the spot, and if they encountered clothing stores and jewelry stores, they searched wildly, wishing that they would wear necklaces around their necks and rings on their ten fingers.

A woman was dragged out of the house, and a pirate smiled viciously:

"Little sample, serve a few buddies, let's have a good time!"

The pirates around him were also coaxing, staring at the woman with bad intentions, like staring at fish meat on a cutting board.

When they heard a sound of footsteps on the side of the street, the group of pirates stopped their movements and looked towards the comers.

Especially when they saw the sweet-looking little girl at the head, their eyes suddenly lit up.

The full man does not know the hunger, this group of ordinary pirates belonging to the Iron Hand Pirate Group, drifting on the sea all year round, not to mention that the woman's hand has not touched, even the woman looks like almost forgot, suddenly saw Joe Ellie Bonnie, like a group of hungry wolves seeing fat sheep.

"Brothers, kill all these damn kingdom soldiers, rob that little girl, let's have a good time together at night!"

The captain of the Iron Hand Pirate Group raised his arms and complied with the public opinion, which immediately aroused a warm response from the members of the Pirate Group.

When the bearded guard captain saw more than two hundred pirates in front of him, his heart suddenly clicked, and the secret passage was not good.

Now, when listening to the rampant declaration of the pirates, even if the bearded guard captain had the intention to stop Joe Ellie Bonnie, it was too late.

For most ordinary people, the guns and blades in their hands are the biggest weapons, which also makes the number of people and morale rise and fall, which will largely determine the trend of a war.

Although there were about thirty kingdom guards, under the rain of bullets and bullets of more than two hundred pirates, one face lost nearly half of its members, and the rest of the guards quickly hid around the corner to avoid being hit by stray bullets.

Joe Ellie Bonnie pursed her lower lip, relying on her flexible body, and constantly tumbled with the help of cover on the road, so as to approach a pirate in the front.

The pirate looked at Joe Ellie Bonnie young, his eyes showed a little contempt, but he never thought that the other party's strength was amazing, and a pink fist smashed on his troubled root, which immediately made him flutter and die of pain in an instant.

Taking the flintlock from the pirate, Joelle Bonnie simply snapped and shot off the pirate's head.

Watching Joe Ellie Bonnie get rid of one of her subordinates in three strokes and five by two, the captain of the Iron Hand Pirate Group immediately realized that this little lady was playing pigs and eating tigers, and immediately quickly shouted:

"Don't underestimate the enemy, do it together!"

Although most pirates felt a pity, they didn't want to step into the red dust of their companions, and quickly pointed their guns at Joe Ellie Bonnie.

"Bang bang! Bang bang! Bang bang! A

barrage of gunfire rang out, and thick smoke came from the muzzle.

Alone in the face of more than two hundred pirates, with Joe Ellie Boni's current strength, it is already very difficult to dodge, let alone carry it head-on.

Seeing that the bullet was getting closer and closer, Joelle Bonnie did not have much regret in her heart, but glanced apologetically at the woman who was stripped of her clothes and lying on the ground.

"If the old lady had the power, you would not be humiliated!"

It was at this moment that Joelle Bonnie realized the importance of strength.

But all this, it seems to be too late.

Just as Joe Ellie Bonnie closed her eyes and waited for death, she suddenly felt a scorching heat wave sweeping in, along with a scream of pirates and the scrambling counterattack gunshots.

Joe Ellie Bonnie opened her eyes and was greeted by a navy cloak.

A figure about her height stood in front of her, holding a flaming slashing knife in his hand, the tip of the knife pointed diagonally at the group of pirates in front of him, and said coldly without turning his head:

"No matter when, where, no matter what the reason, people should not easily provoke death, only by knowing it and respecting it can we understand the value of living."

Looking at the teenager who appeared in front of her, Joe Ellie Bonnimei's eyes flashed with a little glow, and secretly said:

"So handsome!"