Pirates’ most salted navy

Although I came to the One Piece world, I just want to be a salted fish quietly.

But it has to be said.

There are so few ways to entertain this world – well… Casinos, slave girls, these don’t count. The most critical mobile phone, computer these things are not available, video games, online novels, all kinds of dramas naturally needless to say, how to make people comfortable as a salted fish?

What the?

After crossing, there is no chance to be intimate with the beauties of the two-dimensional world… Is it even negative distance contact?

Sorry, as a salted fish, I didn’t bother to take the steps of the girl.

From the beginning of the encounter and conversation, to the various tedious processes of cultivating emotions in the middle, and finally racking your brains to think of a suitable time to confess… Just thinking about Liu Xing makes my head explode!

To put it bluntly, he obviously has the mind to open the harem, but there is no motivation to execute it physically.

So when he first crossed, Liu Xing couldn’t help but be depressed for a while.

“Before coming into this world…”

“In addition to the various games did not have time to clear the level, some movies, anime dramas did not have time to watch, remember that there is also a novel called Pirate of the Salted Fish Navy 07 I haven’t read half of it, and I don’t know how many chapters the author of the scumbag who quickly became a dog has updated?”

“It’s a little regrettable to think about it, there were no flowers, monthly passes, and tips before the crossing, and now it’s a complete loss.”

But before I knew it, twenty or thirty years had passed.

The other day, Liu Xing was at Vegapunk, checking the progress of building warships. Suddenly interested, put forward a request.

And Vegapunk is also worthy of being a scientist who claims to be five hundred years ahead of the world in wisdom, and his brain is definitely not blown out. I quickly understood the meaning, and then made a deck of playing cards exactly like the original world before crossing the previous world…

Today is not the first time to take it out and play.

However, Liu Xing still has an absolute advantage. Just as he was proficient in the rules, he didn’t leave the piece of armor that Ain killed, and his face was plastered with notes, he didn’t expect to see Karp and the pheasant come in at the same time in pairs.

Ain blushed slightly and pulled off the note on his face.

It was okay in front of Liu Xing, but suddenly there were two more outsiders, and I felt a little uncomfortable.

“Dou Di Lord?”

Karp is a big-hearted second-in-class.

Hearing that greeting, I directly forgot the questions in my heart at the beginning, put them behind, and stepped forward to curiously rummage through the playing cards on the table.

Pheasant: “…”

Then he saw Karp pick up a playing card and paste it on his face like a funny one, squeezing his eyebrows and asking Liu Xing: “How to play?” What do the patterns and numbers on this mean? Dou Di Lord… Does it mean to use these cards as darts attacks? And what does the landlord mean? ”

Dart attack… You’re big!

Liu Xing’s forehead, feeling that the rules of the game to Kapu Science are definitely a headache.

But the problem was – Ain had also fought the landlord’s gameplay before, so he had to call all three over, and then patiently explained the rules of the game. In fact, it’s really nothing, Karp’s tease should not be two, right?

Repeat the rules and go down.

After all, there is a certain foundation, so Ain was the first to understand.

The second is the pheasant, the IQ is completely there.

Karp didn’t take too long, and he also claimed to understand and was already eager to try, urging Liu Xing to quickly deal the cards.

“The punishment for failure is to put a note on your face…”

“Okay, grinding, let’s start quickly, as soon as you enter the door, you don’t see Ain’s appearance.”

“What are you in a hurry?” Then, Liu Xing slowly finished the next half of the sentence: “If you lose, not only must you put a note on your face, but in the end, the person who has the most notes on your face must circle around the entire naval headquarters… Karp, the thickest-skinned and unruly of these people is you, so in order to avoid you playing tricks, swear by me before you start. ”

“Swear?”

“Am I the kind of person who doesn’t count when he talks? Swear and swear! ”

It seems that he really can’t hold back his interest in the Dou Di Lord?

Karp was honest this time and solemnly swore an oath.

So, this four-person fight against the landlord with a somewhat strange style began.

Because the four people only have one deck of cards, Liu Xing changed the rules slightly, adding a little advantage to the landlord, and the other gameplay is still the same as the three-person fighting the landlord. Although the three people said that they understood the rules, but in the actual application, the gap is very intuitive and obvious…

Karp is indeed the weakest!

It was also because he felt that the rules were biased towards the landlord, so he had a honey attachment to the landlord…

“Haha, it’s the landlord of the old man.”

“All three of you are going to be done now!”

“Let’s take it.”

At first, Karp was still happy.

But as the game went down, the notes on his face became more and more, and the losers were all him, and Karp began to panic.

“I have to carefully consider before making a choice…”

“Nope!”

“There is an opportunity to rob the landlord, of course, seize it first!”

Play until the end of the last round.

“I’m sorry, Lieutenant General Karp, you lost again.”

The green pheasant actually showed a dark smile. I feel a little immersed in this game, this feeling of slowly playing the last card of 080 in my hand, and the opponent can only watch but is unable to return to the sky, which is really cool!

Karp’s face covered with notes could not see the expression clearly.

Only two eyes peeked out from the gap between the note and the note, looked at the card in his hand with despair and indignation, and fell on the table with a snap.

Inventory the results.

Of course, Karp won without suspense.

The few sporadic notes on the faces of the others were not at all an order of magnitude compared to the scene of his entire face!

“Okay!”

“The old man is willing to gamble and lose.”

Karp snorted twice, then pushed the door and walked out.

A gust of wind blew, and the notes on his face all fluttered, but it looked a little spectacular.

Karp was blown by the wind, his head cleared up a lot, and he stood outside the door thinking.

Odd……

Why do you always feel as if you have forgotten something?

At this time, Liu Xing’s voice came from behind him.

“Don’t forget, go around the entire Navy headquarters, I believe you will not break the oath you made earlier.”

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