Pirates: The first companion is Tom Cat
Chapter 289 The unreliable Garp (4000 words)
The hero Garp, currently the Vice Admiral of the Navy Headquarters, is nicknamed Iron Fist. In terms of combat effectiveness, he is a figure on the ceiling of this world.
But even people like him have a little-known trouble, that is, his grandson clamors all day long to be a pirate and the pirate king.
Garp had no choice but to scold his grandson when he said he wanted to be a pirate, and then educate him with loving fists.
However, Ace and Luffy have very tough mouths, and they will never change their words even if they are beaten up with bruises on their noses, bruises on their heads, or even bruises all over their bodies.
But today, when Garp took advantage of his vacation time to educate his grandson in the mountains as usual, he unexpectedly met a group of strangers, and by some strange combination of circumstances, he heard Luffy say that he wanted to be a shell, and Ace Say you don't want to be a pirate!
The reason is just because of the ability of a pink-haired little girl!
Garp was excited. This was the first time he heard from Luffy that he wanted to be something other than a pirate, even if it was a shell! Even Ace seems to have new possibilities.
It's just that after the effect of the ability passed, the two boys recovered quickly. Luffy didn't understand what was going on, so he stopped thinking about it and continued to clamor for meat. Ace pulled Luffy away from the little ghost and looked at Pei warily. Lorna.
It seemed that both Ace and Luffy were fine, and they didn't feel any hostility from the other party, so Garp wanted to let Perona try it again, at least to figure out the function of the ability. If the effect was good, he might be able to ask her for help. Educating grandchildren?
Perona was a little at a loss, and Zhang Da also stood up and asked, "Are you Lieutenant General Garp?"
"I was recognized." Garp smiled heartily, "I am Monkey D. Garp, I am indeed the Vice Admiral of the Navy. Those two brats are my grandsons. I haven't asked you your names yet? What’s going on with that little girl’s ability?”
"We are a tour group starting from Xiangbo. We unexpectedly came to the East China Sea because of the Golden Lion incident, and we are continuing our journey." Zhang Da also introduced the names of the companions present, although he doubted whether Garp could remember them. .
"Perona's ability makes people who come into contact with ghosts become very negative in a short period of time. It was her subconscious reaction when she saw the child rushing towards her. She didn't mean any harm. It's rude."
Zhang Da also felt that Garp didn't look like he was going to get angry, but he still explained for Perona.
Garp said carelessly: "That kind of thing doesn't matter. Anyway, can you ask this little girl to use her power on them again? Ace, Luffy, come here quickly!"
Ace was not so obedient and yelled, "Why do we have to go all the way to be dealt with by her, you stinky old man!"
Although Luffy was still hungry for meat, he subconsciously made a face after hearing Ace's words, and shouted: "Smelly old man!"
"Stinky... old man?" Garp's eyes were blocked by shadows, and he appeared in front of Ace and Luffy in an instant, punching each of them, "Call me grandpa!"
Bang bang!
"It hurts! Why does it hurt so much every time!"
"It's obviously rubber, why does it hurt so much when grandpa hits me!"
The two little ones fell to the ground, holding their heads and screaming.
"With such a harsh blow, an ordinary child would be beaten stupid, right?" Shark Pepper looked at the strength of Garp's hand and felt that even if he received this punch, it would definitely not be uncomfortable.
If Kuina was left to train with Garp for a day, she might die at the age of 11.
Perona looked at Garp fearfully. This was a naval hero, more terrifying than an admiral... Huh? I seem to be a good person now. Good people don’t need to be afraid of him, right?
Wendy and Xia Lulu were used to seeing this kind of grandfather beating up his grandson, because their dear grandfather, the president, would even use giant magic when he was angry and beat someone up. It was very common to smash walls and punch through ceilings with one punch.
Tom was so frightened that he shrank his neck and hugged Zhang Tatsuya's thigh.
Zhang Da was also keenly aware of a certain power in Garp's fist, and looked at Artoria for confirmation.
Artoria nodded slightly: "It should be Armed Haki. It would be too messy to use this kind of power to teach your grandson a lesson."
Zhang Da didn't know what his expression was now. It seemed that these two guys had been beaten up by Garp with his armed domineering force.
"A fist full of love cannot be resisted!" Garp explained, picked up Ace and Luffy, and placed them in front of Zhang Tatsuya, "Come on, let the little girl start?"
Zhang Da also asked: "Are they your grandsons? Is this really a good lesson?"
"This is all to make them excellent sailors! I once threw Luffy into the abyss, into the jungle at night, and tied him to a balloon and let him fly into the sky, all to train him into a strong man! "
Garp proudly introduced his glorious deeds of educating his grandson, and then said: "Now just letting them feel the power of Devil Fruit is nothing. As long as they become excellent sailors, it will all be worth it!"
Ace was still stubborn: "I want to become a pirate!"
Luffy shouted: "That's right, I don't want to be a marine!"
Garp corrected: "I want to become a sailor!"
Ace and Luffy retorted, "Pirate!"
"Sea soldier!"
"Pirate!"
…
"Snoring zzz..."*3
While the quarrel was clearly getting heated, the three of them suddenly had snot bubbles in their noses and snored together to fall asleep.
Perona's eyes widened: "Asleep...asleep? Why?"
"What's going on with these three people?" Xia Lulu looked at Zhang Daye, because Zhang Daye seemed to be very familiar with them.
Zhang Da also calmly sat back and picked up his barbecue and said, "I'll wake up soon. Don't worry about them. Let's eat first."
Arturia was always very cooperative when it came to this kind of issue, and she sat down obediently and ate whatever she wanted: "Since Tatsuya said so, just eat quickly, the meat will be burnt later. "
Tom also sat back obediently and enjoyed the food. The others looked at each other and sat down doubtfully. They took a bite of food and glanced at the three sleeping people. They always felt that this was very rude, but in reality it was the other party who was rude first.
After an unknown amount of time, the roasted wild boar had been eaten up, and only a small portion of the roasted tiger remained.
Garp's snot bubble burst: "Oh, no, I fell asleep accidentally!"
Before Zhang Tatsuya and the others could speak, Garp stared at Ace and Luffy: "You two, are you accepting Grandpa's lesson?!"
Bang bang!
"It hurts!"*2
The brothers' screams scared away a flock of nearby birds.
After a while of excitement, Zhang Da also invited: "Would you like to sit down and have something to eat?"
"Meat!" Luffy tore off a tiger leg excitedly and gnawed it. While eating, he mumbled, "What? It turns out you are good people!"
"Luffy!" Ace shouted. He already understood that Perona's previous attack was a misunderstanding. He bowed and said, "My brother is rude, I'm very sorry! And thank you for your hospitality!"
After Sabo's death, Ace vowed to take good care of Luffy, and in order to thank the red-haired captain who had taken care of Luffy, he went to Maginot to learn various polite words.
Over the past few months, his learning progress has been impressive. Now, after eating the Overlord Meal, he will even apologize to his boss before running away.
Garp glanced at Ace and Luffy, who were engrossed in eating. He felt that the barbecue was not enough, so he threw off his shoes and plunged into the river: "I'll be right back."
Two minutes later, a splash of water burst out from the lower reaches of the river, and a large crocodile flew out of the river, rolled its eyes and landed on the ground.
"Hahahaha, you run really fast!" Garp jumped out of the river, grabbed the crocodile's tail and dragged it to the fire.
Zhang Da also mourned for this crocodile. Garp even praised you for being so fast. Close your eyes, crocodile.
Tom rubbed his hands and drooled. Although he was full, he had never tasted crocodile before. Tom felt that he could eat another hundred million.
"Hey, can this cat cook? He's quite capable!" Karp originally wanted to do it himself, but looking at Tom's skillful movements, he felt that the chefs at the navy headquarters were only at this level.
"Tom's cooking skills are great. You can try the soup he makes... Forget it, I didn't tell you."
While Zhang Daye was talking, Luffy was already holding the soup pot and drinking the hot soup in one gulp.
"Luffy! Why did you drink all of it!" Garp was at a loss for Luffy. From the perspective of eating, he believed that Luffy would become very strong in the future.
"It's so hot!" Luffy's fingers were all burned red. He threw the pot on the ground and blew on his fingers.
"Idiot, how could anyone directly take a pot on the fire!" Ace hadn't finished the bowl of soup. He had never tasted such a delicious soup.
Arturia stared at Luffy, her fur twitching. This child was a formidable enemy at the dinner table.
The tiger meat was quickly eaten, but luckily there was also a large crocodile. Arturia was immersed in the battle with Luffy.
Garp finally tasted Tom's craftsmanship: "It tastes great... By the way, why does this cat look familiar..."
"That's right! Are you the tour group that killed the Golden Lion?" Garp slapped his palms, recalling his expression of sudden realization.
Zhang Da also imitated Ye Yan and rolled his eyes. This old man was really unreliable: "Didn't I say that when I just introduced myself?"
"Is that so? Hahahaha... Sorry, I didn't pay attention just now." Garp put his hand behind his head and laughed awkwardly, "It turns out it's really you. Thanks to you, my vacation has been extended!"
"Ah?" Zhang Da didn't react. They solved the golden lion and at most kept Garp's vacation from being shortened. But what's the point of extending it?
Little Luffy found time to shout out in his busy schedule: "It was you who extended Grandpa's vacation! It turns out you are the bad guys!"
Ace covered his face, he had already seen the future.
Sure enough, Garp punched Luffy to the ground: "You really don't want grandpa to spend time with you on vacation? Luffy!"
Luffy got up and said unconvinced: "Because grandpa, you beat me every time you take a vacation!"
Garp clenched his fists: "Even so, I still want to be loved by my grandson!"
"it hurts!"
A few seconds later, Luffy was gnawing on the crocodile meat with tears in his eyes while holding on to his new injury. The delicious food could make him temporarily forget the pain.
And Ace was already lying down. Although he knew he couldn't stop him, he still couldn't help but stand in front of Luffy every time, so every time Garp wanted to teach Luffy a lesson, he was often the first to be knocked down.
After teaching the two children, Garp said with a confused look on his face: "Ah, where did you just say that?"
"Speaking of the fact that we extended the holiday." Zhang Da is almost used to this kind of communication rhythm. As a grandfather, it is reasonable to beat up his grandson after saying a few words... right?
Karp said: "Yes, I didn't want to answer the call from the headquarters. As you can see, I was also very busy during my vacation. There will definitely be trouble if I answer the call."
Zhang Da also glanced at Ace and Luffy. Yes, you are too busy. You have two grandsons to beat.
"Later on, that guy from Sengoku called me twelve times in a row. I felt like there must be something serious going on, so I answered the phone." Garp looked disgusted. He would definitely dig out all the senbei in his office and eat them when he got back. .
Zhang Da also has a new understanding of how unreliable Garp is, so would you rather count the number of calls from Warring States over and over again without answering? Is this also called being busy during the holidays?
Garp continued: "After the connection, there was indeed a big trouble. That guy Shiji actually wanted to come to the East China Sea. At that time, I immediately set sail on a warship just in case, but I didn't expect that you would solve it overnight. It was really helpful. Very busy."
Zhang Da also followed the topic and asked: "Then what do you mean by extending the vacation?"
"Because the incident has been resolved, I told Warring States to continue my vacation and let Kuzan do the rest for me. As a result, Warring States said that it's okay to continue taking vacation, but during the period, I should pay more attention to a tour group."
"That tour group is you. Warring States feels that a group like yours that has the strength to kill the Golden Lion insists on staying in the East China Sea. Maybe the purpose is not that simple. You can't cause any trouble in the East China Sea."
In this way, Garp revealed the surveillance-like mission to the person to be monitored carelessly.
Zhang Daye also felt ashamed: "Isn't it okay to just tell us this kind of thing?"
Garp was stunned: "Ah, by the way, this matter should be kept a secret from you! Hahahaha, just pretend I didn't say it!"
"How is that possible!" Shark Chili, Wendy, Xia Lulu and Perona complained together.
Garp waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter. That Sengoku guy is always like this, wanting to consider all possibilities. Obviously Xiaohe and Gion trust you both."
Zhang Da didn't care about Garp's withdrawal of the fruit, but asked: "The current marshal is Marshal Kong, right? From your description, why does it feel like the Warring States general is in charge?"
"Because Warring States is about to become a marshal, and there is less than a month left. Although he is a general in name, in fact, he has the final say in the headquarters almost completely."
"That's not right. Lieutenant General Gion said before that the reason why the Warring States General didn't come was that the headquarters had to leave a general in charge..."
"Oops, this matter needs to be kept secret, just pretend I didn't tell you!"
Karp's self-proclaimed name sounds like "Old Man" to me, but the subtitles say "I". Is it because the current subtitle group is too lazy to distinguish between these when translating, or I heard it wrong, so I just use whichever one is smoother.
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