Pirates: The first companion is Tom Cat
Chapter 330 It’s Difficult to Reason, Try Physics (4000 words)
Vicas accepted the invitation to eat together in a daze, and then withdrew from the battle at about the same time as Perona and Xia Lulu.
When all the dishes in the small restaurant had been served for five rounds, Pikas realized what Zhang Da also meant when he said that he could understand how he ordered. He had lived for decades, but today he realized that his appetite Not even a cat.
Everyone leisurely drank the tea presented by the boss with a smile. Zhang Daye and Tom leaned on the back of the chair with their stomachs in their hands, picking their teeth in the same posture, and when they were about to ask Picas where to buy better, the long-nosed The child came in.
"I'm sorry to trouble you." Usopp bowed and apologized.
Lying is lying, Usopp is a very polite child most of the time, even when Robin first boarded the boat, Usopp had to sit politely and then introduce himself when asking questions and investigating.
This time, a villager told him that he had caused trouble to the passing travelers, so Usopp ran over honestly to apologize.
"Usopp, you went too far this time, we almost regarded them as pirates! What if there is a conflict due to a misunderstanding?" Picus scolded Usopp first, on the one hand, he planned to replace them. The tour group vented their anger, lest they trouble Usopp again.
On the other hand, I was really angry. So many people went there just now, and this tour group has children and kittens. What if they really hurt them?
"I'm very sorry!" Usopp felt that the atmosphere when Uncle Bicus scolded him today was a bit different from the usual one.
Bicas stopped talking, just looked at Zhang Daye and the others, hoping they would not be serious.
Of course Zhang Da didn't intend to argue with him: "It's okay, it's common for children to play pirate games or something. Have you had lunch, do you want something to eat?"
The restaurant owner said apologetically, "That... I'm sorry, but the ingredients have actually been used up."
Usopp, who was easily forgiven, immediately floated up again, pointed his nose with a thumbs up, and said proudly: "You don't need to eat or anything, I am a big pirate with 8,000 subordinates, captain (captain) ~~ Usopp! Lunch will be delivered."
Picas covered his forehead, this kid came again.
"Really?" Zhang Da also dragged his chin with one hand, put the toothpick in his mouth and bit it, stared at Usopp and said, "Then how about giving you an hour to gather your subordinates?"
Usopp was stunned: "What... what do you mean?"
"It's too dangerous for this village to have 8,000 pirates. We plan to do good deeds and help the villagers solve this threat." Zhang Da also put the balled Tom on the table as a business card:
"Let me introduce myself formally. We are the amber tour group from the great route, part-time bounty hunters. We are quite famous in the East China Sea recently. I don't know if you have heard of it, captain~~Mr. Usopp?"
Artoria and Rui Mengmeng didn't want to help Zhang Da and scare the children, and Xia Lulu also thought Zhang Da was childish. Only Ye Yan entered the scene in a second, putting on a cold expression of 'I'm very strong'.
Brooke laughed 'Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho,' but his face was scary enough.
Shark Pepper didn't want to get involved, and just took out his big toothbrush to clean his teeth in a normal way, but his sharp teeth and the sound of "swish" when brushing his teeth were the most oppressive.
Perona and Wendy tried their best to put on a ferocious and majestic expression, but it could only have a side effect, and they looked fierce and cute at best.
Bikas tilted his head: "Amber tour group, I seem to have heard of it somewhere."
But Usopp suddenly thought of this 'notorious' group, and his voice trembled a little: "Yes...it was the one who captured the Black Cat Pirates, Bucky Pirates, and wiped out more than two thousand Pirates. The... Amber tour group of the Creek Pirates?"
Picas and the restaurant owner showed a sudden realization expression. Although the cat on the table became much rounder, it could barely recognize the same as the flag of the Amber Tour Group.
Pikas turned pale. This is because he met a big shot. He was worried about what he would do if he hurt them. Now he was a little glad that he didn't have any impulse at that time. There were not 2,000 people in his village to beat them up!
This stinky boy, Usopp, almost caused a catastrophe, or would he really beat him up this time?
Zhang Da also nodded, and said with a smile: "That's right, it's us, then captain~~ Usopp, call your men and report your bounty!"
"I... I am..." Usopp's legs began to tremble, and he wanted to continue bragging about the amount of the reward, but he couldn't open his mouth.
Bikas and the restaurant owner were taken aback, and hurried over to hold Usopp's head: "Enough Usopp, now is not your time to brag! Sorry, he is talking nonsense!"
"Haha." Zhang Da also smiled and took out the money to pay the bill, "It's just to scare him. Children should exercise more and read more when they have time. Even if they can't practice the palm technique that falls from the sky in the future, they can still be a doctor or lawyer. If it doesn't work, it's okay. Open a candy store with your childhood sweetheart, don't think about being a pirate all day long."
The restaurant owner took the money in a ignorant manner, not understanding the relationship between doctors, lawyers and candy stores.
Usopp disagrees with the idea of not being a pirate. He still has a skull representing pirates painted on his turban. It's just the first time he has faced such a powerful person, so he is a little speechless.
Although Usopp had met Shanks once when Shanks came to invite Jesus to cloth, he was still very young at that time and did not have a deep impression. Moreover, the way the red-haired man faced his friends was hard to let go. People think he is some kind of big shot.
But this time it was different. Usopp could feel that the man in front of him was not joking at all when he said he wanted to kill 8,000 people. His companions seemed not to care either.
Coupled with their record of actually wiping out the Creek Pirates with as many as 2,000 people, Usopp found that he was shamefully afraid, fearing that he would really be killed as a pirate, so much so that the lies he usually told at his fingertips were all gone. Don't dare to say it.
If Zhang Da also knew what Usopp was thinking, he would definitely comfort him. There is no need to feel shameful because you are afraid, because you will be used to being afraid of everything in the future...
However, he also felt that he was not qualified to look down on Usopp. If it were him, he might be even more cowardly than Usopp. The reason why he is so cool now is entirely because he has become stronger, and more importantly, because he has a group of super strong companions. At least Usopp can fight with his life in desperate situations, but Zhang Daye... has never put himself in desperate situations, so he doesn't know.
Seeing everyone put down their teacups and prepared to leave, Zhang Da also asked: "Uncle Bikas, where should we buy those things?"
"Ah? Oh!" Bikas was stunned for a moment before he remembered Zhang Daye's purchase order, "I'll take you there!"
Bikas originally wanted to make a small profit by selling his extra grains and vegetables, but now it seems that packing up his small vegetable garden is not enough, and he still has to take them to the market.
Everyone left the restaurant, and Usopp didn't know what he was thinking. He fell far behind, clenching his little fists tightly.
After walking for a while, Usopp suddenly shouted from behind: "I won't be afraid of you anymore!"
"Ah?" Everyone looked back at him in confusion.
"One day, I will become a brave sea warrior! Just like my father, I will run to the sea desperately and live bravely!" Although his legs were still shaking a little, his tone was firm when he shouted.
"Usopp!" Pica tried to stop him from talking nonsense.
"Yohohoho~ I'm so brave, little brother." Brooke asked curiously, "Who is your father?"
"My dad is Jesus Bu, a pirate!" I don't know if it was because of Brook's approval. Usopp relaxed a little and said proudly, "Dad is my pride!"
Shark Chili said: "Jesus cloth? I saw it in the newspaper. If you look at it this way, the two people look a bit alike. Is it the Jesus cloth?"
"That's the sniper of the red-haired pirates." Zhang Daye confirmed.
The Red-Haired Pirates were very troubled in the Grand Line, mainly in the New World, and their cadres and members were well known, and Jesus Bu was one of them.
"Do you know my dad?" Usopp asked in surprise.
"Yeah, but I didn't meet him in person. I only met his captain once." Zhang Da also remembered his chance encounter with Shanks. Fortunately, there was no fight at that time, otherwise the red-haired pirates would swarm up, and that old man Rayleigh would come again. To help, Zhang Daye estimated that Tom and Artoria would be fine, but if the Shampoo Islands were lost, he might die...
Usopp said happily: "Really, dad is indeed a great person, right? One day I will become such a great pirate!"
"I didn't say that, and if you want to be a sea warrior, then be a sea warrior. Why do you have to be a pirate?"
Zhang Da also feels powerless about his brain circuit. It is understandable that he wants to be brave because he is timid, but since when did pirates represent bravery?
Usopp immediately remembered his father's cool words and imitated: "Because the pirate flag is calling me!"
"Bullshit!" A curse word blurted out, and Zhang Daye said, "The pirate flag will not summon anyone, only his own inner desires! If you are restless, just say it, what nonsense is the pirate flag summoning?"
"You're talking nonsense!" Usopp felt that Zhang Da was also insulting his father.
"Nonsense?" Zhang Daye snorted, "We have sent two to three thousand pirates to prison since we set sail, and not one of them can be worthy of the word 'brave'."
"We have seen many heroic navy officers, such as Captain Monka of Shields Town. He was shot eight times and still fought to the end to protect the town. This is called bravery."
"If you want to be a brave sea warrior, join the navy, or catch pirates, even if you don't want to do these things, you should at least shoulder your responsibilities. What kind of courage does it take to abandon your wife and children?"
Considering that it was not appropriate for a son to scold his father, Zhang Da did not use too strong words and simply mentioned the facts. Judging from the expression on Uncle Bikas next to him, he probably looked down upon Jesus Bu's behavior.
Usopp was a little anxious, with snot and tears coming out of his nose, and he cried: "Dad did not abandon us! Mom said that she was proud to marry dad, so I must become as brave as dad!" "
As a dead pirate, Brooke wanted to say something for his peers, but he felt that what Jesus did was not quite right. However, as far as he knew, many pirates did this, and there seemed to be no problem.
Rui Mengmeng hesitated and said: "I can't explain the boss's reasoning, but it's okay if you just go out to work, but it's not good to leave your family alone, right?"
Ye Yan pinched his eyebrows and said, "Since these are my mother's last words, it's hard for us to say anything, although the idea is also very strange."
Shark Chili thought for a moment and said, "I think there is no other way. A mother can't let her child resent her father before she dies."
Zhang Da also thought that even if he resented his father, with his magical brain circuit, he would end up doing it for reasons such as 'to prove his courage', 'to ask him to find out', and 'to prove that he is better than him'. Pirates, you can refer to Ace for this one.
Wendy felt that Usopp and his mother were so pitiful. The president of the Fairy Tail guild where she belonged said that the members of the guild were family, and nothing was more important than family. She came here to practice to gain the ability to protect everyone. The power of Jesus is completely unable to understand what Jesus did.
The words had reached this level, and Zhang Da didn't know how to persuade him next, or whether to persuade him at all. He hesitated and took out a sword.
Usopp panicked, are you really going to kill me here? Usopp subconsciously wanted to run, but his feet didn't obey him.
Bikas was also panicked and couldn't just watch Usopp being killed. He quickly stood in front of Usopp and advised: "Please... please don't be angry! He is still a child, he is just bragging, He's lying, yes, he's lying! He just developed the habit of lying to make his mother happy in the hospital bed! He doesn't really want to be a pirate!"
"Don't worry, I don't mean to hurt him." Zhang Daye held the sword in both hands, turned to face the direction of the coast, took a deep breath, and secretly thought that this time he should not be as embarrassed as Zhan Tie.
When he was about to take action, a hand stretched out from beside him and Arturia said, "I'll do it."
Zhang Da also thought about it and handed the sword to her: "Okay."
Arturia raised her hand and waved her sword.
A golden slash flew out, passed through the woods, flew out of the island, and landed on the sea.
The calm sea surface was split in half in an instant, forming a deep canyon. At first glance, it looked a bit like the chopper move of the golden lion.
This was not over yet, the trees along the way were split into two by this slash, the cracked trunks fell to both sides, and the branches and leaves fell to the ground.
Usopp and Bikas stared blankly into the distance. Is this something that humans can do? What is going on with these people?
"Think carefully about what kind of person you want to be. Pirates are not the only way to be a 'brave sea warrior'. I don't care what you do, but if you become a pirate, be prepared to face having this kind of Come on, powerful bounty hunter." Zhang Da also patted Usopp on the shoulder and encouraged him.
Reasoning is too tiring, so physics is better.
As we all know, Usopp is a man with a script in hand, and the lies he tells will come true one by one, such as:
"Have you heard of the panacea? The panacea that can cure all diseases is just across the sea!" Usopp said with tears when his mother gave her last words. Later they met Chopper, Chopper's dream is to become a panacea that can cure all diseases.
However, Usopp, who was holding the script, also said this: "Dad came to pick us up. He said that when you get better, we will go to sea together!"
But his mother's illness did not heal, which meant that Jesus Bu would never come back.
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py book title "Doomsday Catastrophe: My Daily Life"
The author said that what he wrote was a very serious "daily" article about the end of the world.
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