Pirates: The wages are in place and the Yonko will be kicked out.

In Porusalino's experience, teenagers wake up feeling slightly embarrassed after firing something in their dreams. But this time, after he fired a gamma ray burst in the form of Bayali at the world of Kirialodians in his dream, he felt refreshed when he woke up.

This not only shows that he can no longer catch up with the last train of youth and has lost this embarrassing worry, but also shows that it is indeed a good living habit to use laser light whenever there is nothing to do...

But when Porusalino's consciousness completely took over the body of the pirate main world, he immediately frowned.

"Why am I... still in the bathtub? Where is my liquid medicine? Where is my large tank of liquid medicine?"

Porusalino thought that his dear comrade Sakaski would take him back, but he didn't expect that this guy would just throw him here so ruthlessly all night, and even fill a jar with medicine. When it was gone, I put on a white bath towel to cover myself.

(Forget it Sakaski, Stoloberg, you are like this. You have offended your future boss in advance... Young man, the road is narrow! Wait until you go to Alabasta to eat sand in the future. !)

Porusalino, who was thinking to himself, stepped out of the bathtub with his sore legs (after all, he kept his legs bent all night) and looked around for his clothes.

"...Strange, where are my clothes?"

Porusalino, who couldn't find his clothes around, couldn't help but have an idea in his mind, but then he shook his head and drove this ridiculous idea out of his mind.

"It's impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible! How could a serious person like Brother Sakaski do such a childish thing as hiding my clothes? No, no... right?"

As Porusalino spoke, he consciously thought of the various behaviors of Sakaski, who had been led more and more crookedly by him recently...

(Just wait, Sakaski! When you become a marshal in the future, I will definitely waste your resources! Get the most salary and the least effort!!)

Because he couldn't find any clothes, Porusalino had no choice but to wrap the towel around his waist, cover his key parts, and walk out of the bathhouse on flip-flops, one of the twelve skills of the Supreme Sharp Sword. And when he casually glanced out when he went out, he saw the burnt black part under the bathtub and the black-gray material after the solidified magma.

"I'm talking about why my butt suddenly felt hot, like it was on fire. When I woke up, I found that a huge tank of liquid medicine was missing... It turned out to be like this..."

"I treat you as brothers and subordinates, but you want to use me to make soup? Very good... very good..."

A strange smile appeared on Porusalino's face.

(I have been in the pirate world for so long. Although my big goals are very clear, I don’t have many fun goals in life. Now I have them!)

(Straight man Sakaski not only has a bad temper, but he also does bad things with a serious face. What should he do? It’s very simple...just ask Ambrio Ivankov to give him a shot!)

(This is definitely something that hundreds of thousands of marine brothers would love to hear! Between a marshal who is a rough guy with a fiery personality, and a marshal who is a sexy lady who has a fiery personality but an equally hot figure, all fools know to choose Sakasji!)

(But it seems that the lazy ice beauty Aokiko will also be quite popular...)

(And others don’t know it, but Warring States LSP definitely strongly supports this...)

Porusalino, who had mentally finished his "revenge" on Sakaski, walked towards the outside of the bathhouse with a bright look on his face, striding like lightning.

But when he saw the situation outside clearly, he felt a little stupid...

——Lieutenant General He and Major General Fina, whom he was familiar with, were leading a group of female sailors to line up on the training ground of the Naval Academy.

And these female soldiers obviously noticed Porusalino who came out of the bathhouse wearing only a towel...

The faces of the female soldiers instantly became interesting: some pretended not to care but actually cared a lot, some had weird expressions, some turned their heads away because they couldn't bear to look at them, and some couldn't hold back their laughter. Speaking out...

Lieutenant General He and Major General Fina, who were facing these female soldiers at the front of the queue, turned their heads in confusion, but saw nothing.

"What happen to you guys?"

…

Since then, rumors of an exhibitionist man who wore no clothes during the day and only wore a bath towel spread among the female soldiers at the Navy Headquarters... Some female soldiers said that they had seen him with their own eyes. He looked like a little giant. A burly man of average build, some female soldiers said that his true identity is actually a monkey, which is just a dazzling sight...

In short, there are different opinions and the truth is confusing...

And our rumored male protagonist, Porusalino, is currently activating the power of the Shining Fruit with all his strength and rushing to his residence.

One is to avoid being embarrassed in front of the female soldiers, especially Major General Fina and Lieutenant General He; the other is to catch up with General Zefa's basic theory class in the morning - it would be unreasonable for him to be late as a Shining Fruit ability user. .

…

As expected, Porusalino, holding a sandwich in his mouth, was the last one to arrive at the exclusive classroom of the Navy Elite Class. When he arrived, Admiral Zefa had already turned on the video phone bug, and the rest of the people were sitting in a polite manner. took his seat.

After giving General Zefa a laugh, Porusalino swallowed the rest of the sandwich in one gulp. When he sat down in his seat, he glared at Sakaski.

The corners of the latter's mouth were slightly raised slightly.

As for Stoloberg and the ghost spider who must have participated in "stewing himself in the bathtub", Porusalino did not say anything about these two people - he has never been a narrow-minded person. At most, he will become a general in the future. , sent these two to dig wells in Alabasta...

General Zefa saw that everyone was already in their places, so he played today's "PPT".

"What we are going to talk about today is the 'impact of the general's image on the morale of the soldiers'. The first is the gender image. Let's take the highly respected 'Flower of the Navy' Lieutenant General He as an example..."

…

After taking the basic theory class for a while, Porusalino and Sakaski asked Zefa for a leave of absence, and went to see Kong, the supreme commander of the Navy, together.

Only then did the two of them face Marshal Sora for the first time since arriving at the Navy Headquarters.

Mohawk hair, tawny skin, although he is not young, his body is still frighteningly strong...

(It’s really a sense of déjà vu for the Third Raikage, but it seems that the voice actor has also played Dr. Ohki?)

Porusalino was thinking secretly in his heart while listening to Sora's announcement of the title conferment on the two of them:

"Although both of you have been promoted to colonel in the headquarters, in terms of treatment, Porusalino is one level higher than Sakaski. This is considered a special treatment for the winner in the previous competition between you two. Do you have any objections? ?”

"No."

Porusalino shook his head decisively - he would only object if he had a weak mind to improve his salary standards.

"I do not have either,"

Sakaski also shook his head, but then he spoke again, "But Marshal Kong, I don't think my strength will always be lower than Porusalino's. I will look for opportunities to compete with him again in the future!"

"Hahahaha! I'm also looking forward to your fight again!"

Marshal Kong stroked his beard with satisfaction, "However, you two should not only regard each other as opponents, but also as partners in fighting together. For you two, 1+1 is definitely greater than 2."

"My subordinate understands."

…

From leaving Marshal Kong's office to going to the classroom, Porusalino was thinking about the cooperation between the two mentioned by Marshal Kong during the entire process.

(I carry Sakaski on my back to perform the Light Speed ​​Pluto? The worst attack move in history? No, no, no... carrying the rough guy Sakaski on my back, etc., no matter how I think about it... I still need to contact the gay shemale king) Ah! Who in the world doesn’t understand revolution!)

(When the time comes, Sakaski becomes Sakaski, and then becomes a light-speed Hades! Hehehe...)

Sakaski on the side inadvertently noticed Porusalino's weird smile, and couldn't help but feel a chill on his neck and tremble all over.

(Porusalino, what kind of nonsense is he thinking about? Who will be in trouble again...)

ps: The voice actor of Marshal Sora, Unsho Ishizuka, passed away due to illness in 2018. The old man was also the voice actor of Dr. Ohgi. He also appeared as Officer Nakamori in Conan, Momochi Zabuza in Naruto, and Joseph in JoJo. Joestar and more. As for the world of Pirates, he plays the role of the general Kizaru Porusalino and Koina's father Koushiro.

ps: In the analysis of various One Piece plots, Ivankov, the Shemale King, is far more than he appears. Not only does he hold the secret that Crocodile may have been a woman, but he should also be involved in the government's human body. chemical experiment

ps: This chapter is a relaxed content transition and a little foreshadowing. I hope you all enjoy reading it~ Today is 6k in the early morning + the current 2.5k. I can’t think of any other adjective for this amount of updates except sincerity! (There is an easter egg picture after this one, you can check it out hahaha)