Pirates: The wages are in place and the Yonko will be kicked out.

To be honest, when Porusalino saw Zefa, whose whole body was covered with top-notch armed domineering and with a confident smile on his face, the first thing that came to his mind was the movie he had seen before time travel. A TV series.

The TV series was called "Win the World", and although it gave birth to a lot of crazy and devilish memes, it was one of Porusalino's precious childhood memories. Even after he became an adult and worked for a long time, he still had a very deep impression of the plot and many characters of the show.

There is a very powerful villain in this drama named Jue Wushen. This person is unique in the martial arts world with his invincible "Immortal Golden Body". Even the magic blades in the hands of the two protagonists and the unknown master's ultimate move "Ten Thousand Swords Return to the Sect" cannot break his defense. In the end, under the protection of the protagonist's halo, the protagonist successfully found his golden body and broke his turtle shell.

Porusalino, who has an extremely good imagination, associates himself with General Zefa from Jue Wu Shen Sui - both of them rely on their super defensive power to stand still and resist damage, so General Zefa has armed domineering covering his whole body. Wouldn't it be possible that he also has a shield that can be called a weakness like Jue Wushen?

Taijutsu, attack the enemy's weaknesses, and the lethality must be sufficient... After considering various conditions, the "Millennium Killing", the secret secret of the Taijutsu passed down from the Konoha Ninja Village, became Porusalino's best choice!

The part attacked by this move is the weakest part of the enemy's chakra (Kikube) in the world of Naruto. Similarly, in the pirate world, this is also the place where the enemy's armed haki defense like General Zefa is weakest.

After all, no matter what kind of perverted training fanatic he is, he would never think of training his anus sphincter...

The finger gun released by Porusalino with the "Tiger Seal" gesture has an armament-colored Haki on the tip of his index finger. Therefore, there was almost no obstacle, and he felt the warmth and firmness coming from the tip of his index finger...

That is, at the same time——

"ah-----!!!!!!!"

General Zefa let out the most terrifying scream in his life.

…

In the headquarters fortress building, Marshal Kong put down the newspaper in his hand and looked out the window with a frown.

"Is this Zefa's scream? Why is it so loud... Shouldn't he be teaching the students in the elite class the last lesson of domineering training today?"

"Maybe he was hurt by the students, so he feels embarrassed..."

…

Lieutenant General He and Major General Fina, who were conducting daily inspections on the warship, also heard General Zefa's screams that resounded throughout the headquarters. They looked at each other, both confused.

"Is this the voice of General Zefa? Fina."

"Yes, Sister He...what happened to General Zefa? Why did he scream like this..."

"I don't know either, "

Lieutenant General He shook his head in confusion, "When he fought with pirates before, no matter how serious or painful the injury was, he never made a sound. What happened today? What happened..."

Rear Admiral Fina frowned and looked from the side of the ship in the direction of the Navy Elite Training Ground. Although there was no evidence, her sixth sense as a woman always made her feel that Admiral Zefa's scream must be related to Porusalino. Inseparable from relationships...

…

Porusalino was washing his hands in the bathroom at the moment. It had to be said that the Millennium Killing move really killed a thousand enemies and caused eight hundred losses to himself. This is not to say that the caster himself will experience the same pain as the enemy, but that after using the spell, the caster will have all kinds of strange feelings...

For example, no matter how he washes his hands now, he always feels that there is foreign matter on his fingers and there is a peculiar smell...

Another example is that when doing things normally, I always look at my fingers involuntarily...and even though I only went in for a short while, I always feel that that feeling still remains on my fingers...

And... you can't help but want to try again?

(What a terrible move, Konoha White Fang, why did you invent this move back then...)

Porusalino sighed secretly in his heart and shook the water on his hand. Then he looked at Sakaski aside, and was about to speak, but found that the latter took a step back involuntarily.

"...Sakaski, what's wrong with you?"

(Don’t you know what’s wrong with me?! Look at your fingers and look at me, what on earth do you want to do?! Teacher Zefa was just sent to the medical department of the headquarters! Maybe the stretcher hasn’t even been carried yet? Arrived!)

Although he was complaining crazily in his heart, Sakaski only frowned slightly on the surface - but the small action of subconsciously tightening his buttocks still exposed him...

"Nothing... Speaking of Teacher Zefa... is your move really that powerful?"

In response to Sakaski's question, Porusalino just smiled strangely, and then said: "Sakaski, do you know what this move is called?"

"……what is it call?"

"Thousand-Year Kill with a Thousand-Year Gun, as the name suggests, can make the enemy feel as painful as a thousand-year death..."

"……Yeah……"

Sakaski once again gave Porusalino two new labels: "dangerous" and "despicable"...

…

Half an hour later, inside the Navy Headquarters Fortress Building, there was the A13 conference room.

"Excuse me, Warring States General, where is General Zefa who was originally scheduled to be interviewed by us?"

Morgans, the No. 1 reporter from the World Economic News Agency, asked the Warring States General - At this moment, he has not yet obtained the Bird Fruit Albatross form, and he has not yet become the president of the World Economic News Agency.

(The interview hasn’t even started yet, and you have to ask such difficult questions. What a difficult reporter to deal with...)

The Warring States General thought this quietly at first, and then said in a classic interview tone: "I'm sorry, reporter Morgans, although General Zefa is the direct person in charge of the Navy Elite Class, he is now due to some special reasons. , so I cannot attend this interview for the time being."

"Okay, okay."

Morgans nodded repeatedly and quickly wrote in the interview notebook he carried with him:

"At the critical moment when the Navy's elite class made its debut, its top leader, Navy Admiral 'Black Wand' Zefa, failed to show up. He was suspected of going on a secret mission, and the Navy continued to make big moves..."

The Warring States General didn't pay attention to what Morgans wrote. Right now, his mind was filled with the phone call Zefa made to him in pain at the medical office of the headquarters...

"War, Warring States...I, I might not be able to survive...that boy Porusalino, that boy's tricks are really bad...the interview, the interview...I'll leave it to you..."

"...We must, we must not let that guy Porusalino have a chance to speak! Our navy...the face of the World Government! Absolutely, absolutely cannot be destroyed in the hands of this guy! Sengoku!"

The Warring States General finally returned to the real world from his thoughts. After focusing his eyes, he saw a scene that stunned him.

——The reporter who asked very tricky questions and seemed to want to make big news was already walking towards the troublemaker Porusalino!

…

When Porusalino, who was more than three meters tall, and Sakaski walked to the classroom where they were being interviewed, the clever Morgans almost immediately focused all his attention on the two of them.

(So ​​tall! He is more than a head taller than other students... And judging from his aura and the looks the other students are looking at, he seems to be the leader among the elite class students...)

With this thought in mind, Morgans walked quickly towards Porusalino and Sakaski.

…

Porusalino did not know this ordinary man who suddenly appeared in front of him, but this did not prevent him from knowing the latter's identity.

He was holding a notebook in one hand and a pen in the other. He had many pockets in his clothes, and his eyes were shining when he looked at himself and Sakaski...

——The ordinary people who appear in the navy elite class classroom can only be the reporters who came to interview today.

Morgans stood in front of Porusalino and Sakaski, smiled and said: "Good afternoon you two! I am Morgans, a reporter from the World Economic News Service, can you..."

"Morgans?"

Before Morgans finished speaking, he was interrupted by the surprised Porusalino.

"This little brother... do you know me?"

"Ah, no. I know someone who happens to be named Morgans."

Porusalino waved his hand naturally.

(The big news in the future is Morgans. I never thought he would be like this now...this is not a simple person...)

"That probably has the same name as mine. After all, the name Morgans is very common," Morgans said with a smile, "But having said that, can you two accept a small interview with me alone before the official interview?"

"Single interview?"

Sakaski frowned.

"Yes, I am actually just asking you a few questions to enrich the content of this interview. After all, this is the first time that the Navy's elite class has been unveiled to the entire world. Both your Navy and our World Economic News Agency want to make this interview The interview was made more perfect.”

"Excuse me……"

"No problem, just ask."

Porusalino decisively blocked the second half of Sakaski's words.

Sakaski glanced at Porusalino with a frown, and took back the words he was about to refuse: "... Just ask."

"okay!"

Morgans naturally hit the mark.

(It seems that these two leaders of the Navy elite class are led by the one in yellow. It’s interesting...)

"First of all, the first question, please introduce yourselves a little bit," Morgans said with a smile, "Let's start with this little brother."

"Me? My name is Porusalino, 26 years old, from Beihai, with the rank of colonel in the headquarters, and I am currently unmarried~"

"My name is Sakaski, 23 years old, from the North Sea, with the rank of colonel. Currently...completed!"

Sakaski almost followed Porusalino and said something irrelevant, but luckily he stopped in time.

"Colonel Porusalino and Colonel Sakaski, right..."

Morgans quickly wrote down notes in his notebook and said with a smile, "You two are actually so young. Not only did they join the Navy's elite class, they also served as captains of the headquarters... They are indeed young talents!"

"Okay, okay, average talent, average talent."

Porusalino shamelessly accepted Morgans' flattery.

Sakaski glanced at Porusalino, stood slightly to the side, and distanced himself from this shameless guy.

Although Morgans was a little surprised (he had never seen such a cheeky person), his qualities as an excellent reporter allowed him to still maintain a smile and ask:

"Then the second question is, what do you think you relied on to enter the Navy's elite class? To be one of the 20 students in the Navy's elite class, you must have something far beyond ordinary sailors, right?"

"Well... one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."

Porusalino said it right.

"Eh? Inspiration and sweat?"

"I'm talking about ability and hard work, using a little metaphor," Porusalino said with a smile, "I am a natural devil fruit user."

"Natural devil fruit user?!"

Morgans eyes widened.

"Yes, this Sakaski here is also a natural devil fruit user."

"Two natural Devil Fruit users!"

Morgans breathed heavily.

(This is big news!!)

Of course, despite being excited, Morgans still knew how to restrain himself and did not inquire about the specific abilities of the two of them.

"Then the third question,"

Morgans tried hard to suppress his excitement and continued, "Colonel Porusalino and Colonel Sakaski, how do you two feel about the Navy's elite class?"

"fine."

Sakaski replied succinctly.

Morgans then turned his expectant eyes to Porusalino, who indeed lived up to his expectations:

"It feels like it's impossible to have a bad feeling in this aspect, even in this life. Entering the elite class of the navy feels like going home. The feeling in the elite class is much better than at home! Everyone in it is a talented person. It’s nice to talk to and I like it here very much!”

"Teacher Zefa also..."

"Ahem!"

The Warring States General came over in time, cleared his throat, interrupted Porusalino's speech, and then looked at Morgans:

"Reporter Morgans, is it time for a formal interview and a group photo? The students are all here."

"Okay, Warring States General, let's start now!"

Morgans nodded regretfully.

(Isn’t a formal interview just about reading from a script? It has no news effect at all... Colonel Porusalino is still interesting. It seems that in the future, big news about the navy can be interviewed from him...)

…

Just as Morgans expected, the formal interview did not have any breaking points. At first glance, the speech of the Warring States General was carefully prepared by the civilian staff of the Navy Headquarters - it was quite satisfactory and full of clichés. It seemed to say a lot, but in fact it had no practical content.

As for the photo session, Morgans was quite satisfied because he saw Porusalino and Sakaski standing on either side of the Warring States General. The special positioning combined with the special appearance of the two makes them look like key figures in the elite class - this perfectly fits Morgans' idea of ​​pulling a stunt on Sakaski and Porusalino.

After the interview and photos were completed, Morgans was leaving the Navy Headquarters. But before leaving, he found Porusalino again.

Porusalino was not surprised at all that Morgans came to him again. After all, this was the crazy newsman who single-handedly created the fifth emperor of the sea 32 years later. In order to create breaking news, he will do almost anything.

"Colonel Porusalino, I have a gracious request. Could you please give me your contact information?"

In the corridor, Morgans smiled at Porusalino.

"I personally have a good impression of you, Colonel Porusalino. If there is an opportunity in the future, I would like to conduct some individual interviews with you."

Since he lived in a world of information explosion in his previous life, Porusalino was well aware of the power of the media. He had long wanted to get in touch with Morgans to make trouble in the future, so he answered readily:

"I don't have a fixed contact method yet, but I will go to the Shampoo Islands in a while. My new house is there, and I should have a fixed contact method by then."

"The Shampoo Islands,"

Morgans' eyes suddenly lit up, "I'm familiar with that place, why don't you let me take Colonel Porusalino around next time?"

"Okay, as long as you don't mind it, Mr. Morgans~"

"Hey! If that's the case, it's no trouble, no trouble..."

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