Pirates: The wages are in place and the Yonko will be kicked out.

"Advance Pirates", a pirate group with a very positive name, is actually not positive at all - as the leader, Baldi was originally a gold medal gangster on a small island in the West Sea, but later became a gangster because he cheated on his boss. Being hunted and desperate, he chose to go to sea and formed the Advance Pirates.

The first members of the pirate group were all gangsters from the island where he was. After his lobbying, they boarded his ship (stealing the boss's merchant ship) with the same desire to make a fortune on the sea. ). The members that this pirate group later recruited were similar to the original members, who were all gangsters from nearby islands.

These little gangsters who are even unwilling to be accepted by the local gangs in the West Sea naturally do not have any strong combat power, let alone devil fruit ability users. In fact, just like most other pirate groups on the sea, the combat effectiveness of the Advance Pirates only relies on a dozen muskets - even one person can't do it.

And the reason why they were able to reach this part of the Grand Line, and even reach Zalan Island within the protection of the Navy Headquarters - it's funny to say, purely because Baldi is too cautious.

As a pirate group, they never fly the pirate flag during the day, nor do they carry out plunder. They behave like normal merchant ships, and they even take the initiative to seek help from the navy when encountering special situations; while flying the pirate flag On the night of the pirate flag, they always attack only those small merchant ships, killing them quickly and leaving no survivors.

Baldi's men were also dissatisfied at first - they were fed up with being cowardly grandsons on the island, so they wanted to be unscrupulous grandfathers on the sea. It turns out that after arriving at the sea, I still have to pretend to be a grandson most of the time!

So these dissatisfied crew members raised questions and even questioned Baldi together, and Baldi, who regarded himself as a wise man, touched his stubble and replied in a tone of control:

"You must be wise to be a pirate. Forward to the pirate group, dual identities, double insurance. Remember: robbing more does not necessarily mean you will get rich. Success is not getting killed. A pirate group, two identities, two time periods, Work separately without interfering with each other. This is the Advance Pirates!"

Baldi's speech on titanium with a purity of 8848 was like a heavenly book to his group of younger brothers who had not read much. So Baldi used his strength as a former gangster gold medal fighter to teach his younger brothers a lesson, and the younger brothers immediately understood his ideas and settled down.

But Baldi also knew that such a class wouldn't last long. Therefore, he promised his younger brothers that before entering the second half of the Grand Line, he would lead them to do something big that would shock the sea!

After thinking for a minute (he was a little drunk after drinking two kilograms of horse urine earlier), Baldi finally chose to "slaughter" the town of Zalan. Because he thought about it carefully, although there is no navy garrison on Zalan Island, it is very close to the navy headquarters. Making trouble here shows that the Forward Pirates are powerful and have a good reputation; and this island is also very close to the Shampoo Islands. In the near future, after the trouble is over, they can quickly move to the Shampoo Islands, and then take advantage of their fame to recruit another wave of crew members, and finally settle in the new world...

He had already thought of the new pirate flag - a white pattern on a black background, with a dragon on the left and a rainbow on the right. Dragons and rainbows complement each other to commemorate their cautious past of being half pirate and half merchant.

After drinking another cup of horse urine, Baldi spat fiercely at the bar owner who was knocked unconscious. Under the influence of alcohol, he picked up the pistol on the table and pointed it at the bar owner's head.

"Brothers~ Hiccup! I promise you! We... are going to do something big!"

"Long live Boss Baldi!"

"Oooo!!!"

The wailing and howling of the younger brothers made Baldi couldn't help but grin, and he pulled the trigger without any hesitation.

"boom!"

With the sound of a gunshot, the head of the bar owner who fell to the ground... nothing happened.

"……what happened?"

Baldi was a little confused - he obviously pulled the trigger and the gun went off. Why was there nothing wrong with the man who arrived on the ground?

Baldi looked at his younger brother, and his younger brothers also looked at him in confusion.

At this moment, a man's voice came from the bar's open door.

"Kowa Ichiuchi ~ Big pirate..."

…

The person who appeared at the door of the bar was none other than Porusalino. He was holding the long-handled curved umbrella he just bought at the store in the town in his left hand, and his right hand still maintained the orchid-fingered posture - he had just used a laser to kill Barr. Dee's bullet.

Porusalino's weird accent, strange expression, and enchanting posture made Baldi stunned for a moment, and then the latter suddenly bent over and vomited all the horse urine he had just drank. come out.

Porusalino was still smiling when he saw this scene, but the smile was no longer in his eyes.

…

Bardi, who finally stopped vomiting, leaned on the table and looked at Porusalino, saying, "I thought... Hiccup, there is no navy anymore on this island... It turns out, Hiccup... There is still one stationed there..."

"I just went to buy an umbrella, sorry,"

Porusalino smiled and said, "The 'Zalan Umbrella' on this island is very famous~"

"Buying an umbrella? Hiccup...are you going to use your umbrella to block my...bullets? Hiccup~"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"That's so stupid!"

Baldi's words made his group of men laugh unbridledly - indeed, in front of their formation of more than thirty people, Porusalino, alone with an umbrella in his hand, was like an intruder. clown.

——But who is the real clown?

Porusalino turned around with a smile on his face and closed the door of the bar firmly with one movement.

"Manners Maketh Man."

"Do you know what this sentence means? It doesn't matter if you don't know..."

Porusalino raised the corners of his lips, "I'm here to teach you a lesson!"

…

Five minutes later, when Gion came to the bar with thirty sailors, Porusalino was sitting at the door of the bar, smoking a cigarette quite lonely.

Baldi had a nice pack of cigarettes with him, and Porusalino saw it when he was beating him and took it over.

As a captain, Gion had the same reaction as the thirty ordinary sailors. They all looked at Porusalino and the bar behind him with dozens of pirates lying in confusion.

"Colonel Porusalino...didn't you just abandon us and say you were going to buy an umbrella first? Then you asked us to meet you at Zalan Bar..."

"Yeah, I went to buy an umbrella,"

Porusalino waved the umbrella in his hand and said with a smile, "Aren't you guys meeting me here too?"

"That's not what I meant, Colonel... I meant... what is the situation behind you?"

"It's nothing. We just eliminated a group of miscellaneous fish pirates that we happened to encounter," Porusalino shrugged, "Also, don't be stunned, take action quickly."

"Um?"

"Of course I'm going in to clean the floor, my lovely captain~"

ps: "Manners Maketh Man." This sentence comes from the movie Kingsman. The famous show-off scene of beating someone in a bar is something you will never tire of watching! Strong Amway!

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