Pirates: The wages are in place, the four emperors are kicked out

Of course Porusalino had no idea that his leisurely work life was about to end. In fact, he had just woken up from a coma, and then he quickly fell into serious doubts about his life.

Because before he fell into coma, he specifically told General Zefa why he asked Fina and Gion to take care of him, Porusalino actually had high expectations for how he would be cared for during his coma.

According to his vision, everything should look like this:

He fell unconscious and fell to the ground - Major General Fina and Gion, two beautiful naval women with proud figures, helped him back to the left and right - Major General Fina, who had a negative relationship with him, took off his clothes for him and wiped them with a towel.

, Gion, who had only a normal relationship with him, looked on shyly - in order to prevent himself from wetting the bed when he was unconscious, Major General Fina and Gion helped him to the toilet shyly, and they were in a hurry... In short, it was very addictive.

Japanese light novel plot!

However, the fact is that the general process of his assumptions is correct, but there are some differences in some details - Major General Fina and Gion became Male Nurse No. 1 and Male Nurse No. 2 from the Medical Department.

The shy expressions turned into excited expressions, and the fussiness turned into moving their hands up and down...

When Porusalino was in the state of being about to wake up, he could clearly feel two pairs of strong hands massaging his whole body. From his arms to his chest to his lower abdomen... these two hands were extremely careful,

No part was missed; the intensity was moderate and quite skillful.

(Fina and Gion didn’t expect that there is such a massage technique... it’s so comfortable! Isn’t this the kind of enjoyment I joined the navy for?)

Because Rear Admiral Fina has been fighting in the navy for a longer time than Gion, and her hands are rougher, so Porusalino judged by feel and massaged the rougher ones on his left arm.

The owner of the hands is Major General Fina; and the owner of the slightly more delicate hands massaging his calves is Gion.

(Since it’s Fina…)

With this thought in mind, Porusalino woke up and looked at "Major General Fina" with a smile that he thought was very handsome, preparing to say hello with a bright smile.

"Yo! Fina, how...???!!!"

Porusalino could no longer speak, the original smile on his face froze, and his body was like a robot with its gears stuck, unable to move at all.

"...Major General Porusalino! You're awake!!"

Male Nurse No. 2, whose arms were thicker than Porusalino's thighs, met Porusalino's eyes with a mixture of surprise and reverence.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

!!”

The mournful voice echoed throughout Malinvando.

This day is the darkest day for the traveler Porusalino.

…

Time is a very strange thing. Although it itself does not change at all, people's feelings about it will be obviously different - when you are busy, you will feel that time flies very fast, and a long time passes in a flash; when you are leisurely, you will feel that time passes by quickly.

It passes very slowly, and there seems to be more than 24 hours in a day.

After the World Conference was held, the Navy began a three-month world recruitment plan. Porusalino originally thought that nothing would happen to him, but unexpectedly the Warring States Marshal suddenly arranged him to be responsible for the North Sea Division of World Recruitment.

person, fully responsible for Beihai's conscription plan.

Porusalino initially refused with various reasons, but the Warring States Marshal directly said to him, "The awarding of lieutenant generals is about to begin...", so Porosalino took Gion and Major General Fina with him.

I ran to Beihai in a hurry.

After handing over the task of recruiting soldiers to his deputy, Major General Fina, and North Sea local leader Colonel Malvern, Porusalino devoted himself wholeheartedly to the phone bug network plan.

This plan is the most difficult thing Porusalino has ever done since time travel. Just integrating the complex network technology of the Digimon World is enough to make any ordinary person dumbfounded, let alone completing the adaptation work to the Pirate World.

.

But fortunately, Porusalino's brain is no longer a human brain, but can be called a "light brain", and there are also a large number of technical Digimon in the Digimon world - they assist Polu

Salino carried out research on telephone bug network technology and successfully built a usable telephone bug network at the beginning of the third month when the world conscription began in the North Sea.

Of course, although in the initial stage, the network plan relied on the biological wave communication between phone bugs and did not require physical lines, but in the later stages, especially after the number of users and the distance between users increased sharply, physical lines

The cable is necessary. Therefore, Porusalino also called Doflamingo, who had eaten the fruit of the cable, to the North Sea.

Doflamingo, who was called to the North Sea, temporarily stayed in the best hotel on the island of Puerto Rico. This is the most prosperous island in the North Sea and is also very close to the North Sea Navy branch. This is where Porusalino met their family.

Flamenco himself usually moves freely here, and Porusalino comes over every three days to give him a one-hour lesson.

The teaching content includes the composition of network cables, the manufacturing of network cables, and the precautions for laying network cables...

Just like Porusalino once had a wild idea, he wanted Sakaski to build a thermal power plant, and he wanted Kuzan to build an air conditioner - Doflamingo who ate the Thread Fruit was Bo

In Rusalino's eyes, he is the most critical figure in the modernization of the pirate world.

Why are there so many disputes in the pirate world? Why are there so many tragedies? Porusalino believes that in addition to the Draco group as the source of evil, another very important point is that the abilities of the espers are not used scientifically.

Use it to fight! If these almost anti-scientific abilities can be used to improve the productivity level of the entire world, why would Roger and the former Nica bother so much!

Therefore, before Porusalino traveled through time, he often saw people saying that Doflamingo's fruit ability was suitable for conceptual development, such as life lines, fate lines, etc... But in his opinion, compared to these mysterious

And mysterious things, modern wires such as network cables and wires are the direction Doflamingo should go!

What is a pattern!

Closer to home, after everything was ready, that is, on the first Sunday of the third month of the implementation of the North Sea World Recruitment Plan in Polusalino, the Telephone Bug Network Plan conducted a pilot internal test in the North Sea. The location was the Telephone Bug in the North Sea.

The most numerous place is also the place where Porusalino once joined the navy, the North Sea Naval Branch.

That morning, Colonel Malvern was dining in the navy mess hall when his personal messenger, Corporal Eton, ran in in a panic.

"Colonel Malvern! Colonel Malvern!"

Colonel Malvern, who had just finished his meal and was now drinking the after-dinner soup, could not help but frown. He turned to look at Corporal Eton, who was running towards him, and scolded with a stern face:

"What are you doing in a panic? Do you still look like a navy? Major General Fina and others from the headquarters are still at our base. Do you want them to look down on the spirit of the sailors in our base?"

"Hug, sorry! Colonel!"

Corporal Eton took a breath, and then said loudly: "...But something really bad is going on! Colonel! All the phone bugs in our base have stopped working!"

"What did you say?!"

Colonel Malvern's eyes widened, and his voice was so loud that the other sailors dining in the mess hall raised eyebrows.

"All the phone bugs in our base have stopped working?!"

"Yes...the technical staff really can't solve this problem, so they came to see you, Colonel!"

Corporal Eton replied.

Although telephone bugs usually have dormant behavior, Colonel Malvern is very clear that in order to ensure the normal operation of the base, the phone bugs in the North Sea Naval Branch Base under his jurisdiction sleep for different times - in other words

In other words, they really all stopped working, rather than going into collective hibernation.

Colonel Malvern's heart trembled when he thought that more than a hundred phone bugs in his base had stopped working. As an important armament of the navy, every phone bug in the North Sea branch was approved by

Distributed by the Navy, it is as important and precious as the latest heavy artillery.

"Quick! Take me there quickly!"

Colonel Malvern urged.

"yes!"

Corporal Eton and Colonel Malvern rushed away. Five minutes later, the two arrived at the communications room where the phone bugs were now gathered.

The communication room, which usually only has sound when sending and receiving messages, is now like a hot pot boiling water. Not only is it crowded with civilian sailors responsible for communication work in the base, but these sailors are also at the door inside the door.

He was pacing anxiously.

And when Colonel Malvern entered the door, these civilian sailors seemed to have seen the backbone, and they all showed surprise, gathered around and shouted:

"Colonel!"

"Colonel Malvern!"

"You are finally here!"

…

Although he estimated that he could not solve the problem, Colonel Malvern knew very well that as the top commander of the base, he could not panic at any time, otherwise everything would be really over. So he nodded calmly and said bravely:

"Don't panic! Give up first and let me take a look at the situation of these phone bugs!"

The civilian sailors who were originally surrounding him immediately gave way to Colonel Malvern, revealing the table behind them with the phone bugs on it.

Colonel Malvern's attention was instantly attracted - the rows of telephone bugs placed on the table, regardless of size, all had their eyes closed, hanging there motionless, looking lifeless.

He was so frightened that he almost fainted.

Especially the much larger video phone bugs and long-distance communication phone bugs among these phone bugs. On the military expenditure application form submitted by the Beihai Branch to the Navy Headquarters every year, they are almost equivalent to half a warship...

"What exactly happened when these phone bugs stopped working? Does any of you know?"

Facing Colonel Malvern, whose face was gloomy, as if a guilty pirate had escaped from his hands, these civilian sailors did not want to speak first, so they lowered their heads in unison, for fear that they would become the targets of accountability.

Colonel Malvern looked at them both bowing their heads and not daring to speak. He shook his head slightly and simply called them by name.

"Libal, please tell me."

"Ah...ok!"

Captain Libar, who was named by Colonel Malvern, was excited at first, and then quickly organized his words: "...Not long ago, uh, just an hour ago, all the phone bugs in the base called without warning.

Suddenly they were paralyzed and stopped working at the same time... We initially thought they had entered a normal dormant state, but they couldn't be awakened... The technicians at the base have also tried to repair it, but so far, there is still nothing.

Effect……"

"...In other words, we have now completely lost contact with the headquarters and the cruising warships. If this continues, there will be pirate unrest nearby, or the headquarters will issue an emergency order..."

Captain Libar did not say the last sentence, but at this moment, everyone in the communications room, including Colonel Malvern, realized the seriousness of the problem.

Just when Colonel Malvern was staring at these phone bugs with his eyebrows knitted together, and the atmosphere in the entire communication room was as depressing as the deep sea that can suffocate people to death, there were more than a hundred phone bugs on the table.

On the top, the largest pink video phone bug suddenly made a sound of "Blue".

Everyone in the communications room immediately turned their attention to the phone bug.

"That phone bug just made a noise! ​​Didn't it?!"

Colonel Malvern asked excitedly.

"Okay, it seems so!"

"It made a sound! I heard it!"

"I heard it too!"

…

Faced with the overwhelming responses from his subordinates, Colonel Malvern chose a more direct and accurate verification method - he walked straight to the big phone bug and raised it with both hands.

"You just made a sound, right?"

"..."

Colonel Malvern's response was deathly silence - the phone bugs were silent, and so were his subordinates.

"Ahem..."

Colonel Malvern himself realized that his move was a bit stupid. He quickly cleared his throat and prepared to make up a reason to explain to his subordinates. However, at this moment——

"Blue."

"Blue."

"Brumuru."

…

Including the large phone bug in Colonel Malvern's hand, more than a hundred phone bugs in the room made sounds one after another and all opened their eyes.

"Colonel! The phone bugs are back!"

"They all seem to be normal!"

…

"Ah, I...fuck?!"

Colonel Malvern couldn't help but look happy. Just when he was about to say something, the phone bug in his hand suddenly opened its mouth and spit out an envelope with a "pop" sound.

After being stunned for a moment, Colonel Malvern first placed the phone bug on the table, then turned around with a gloomy face, looked at his subordinates, and roared:

"Who the fuck did you feed the phone bug with letters?! It's so hungry!!"

"No, no! Colonel!"

"We didn't feed the phone bugs, Colonel!"

"We don't! Colonel!"

…

"You didn't feed me, so what's going on?!"

Colonel Malvern pointed at the letter on the ground angrily.

These civilian sailors looked at me and I looked at you. Finally, Captain Libar, who had answered the question before, spoke:

"Colonel, although I don't know what happened to this letter, the reason why these phone bugs stopped working so abnormally is definitely not because of bad food. Because there is only one letter here, but there are so many phone bugs that stopped working.

It’s impossible for them to all eat the letter and have their stomachs broken at the same time..."

"Then what's going on with this letter?"

Colonel Malvern frowned, knelt down and picked up the letter.

The envelope of this letter is made of ordinary paper. It is very new. Although there is no writing on it, it has an unknown transparent mucus.

Colonel Malvern simply ignored the mucus and opened it.

Inside the opened envelope was a square piece of white paper filled with words, and directly above it was a line of eye-catching headlines in bold red letters:

"You and I join hands together! Entering a new era of communication!"

"What the hell..."

Colonel Malvern murmured and continued reading in confusion.

"Dear customer, hello!"

"First of all, today is October 1, 1499 in the Haiyuan calendar. On this special day that is ordinary but of extraordinary significance to you and me, we would like to express our most sincere greetings and thanks to you on behalf of our phone bug family!"

"Thank you for choosing our phone bug group as a communication tool, instead of the immature guys like the sound-transmitting conch and the sound-transmitting shell that have disappeared in the long river of history - by the way, there is a reason for their disappearance.

, because their service is really bad!”

"In the past hundreds of years, in order to thank you for your trust, we, the phone bug family, have been working diligently, just to allow you to have a better communication experience. It is no exaggeration to say that our family will

Your communication is our duty and mission!”

"The more we serve, the more honored we are, the more honored we are, and the more aware we are! We have not stood still because of the results we have achieved in the past, but have constantly reflected on our shortcomings and what else we can do for you."

"Pocket phone bugs cannot communicate across islands and can only conduct short-distance paging communications; large phone bugs are too rare to meet people's growing needs; the communication quality of ordinary phone bugs is good and bad, and the communication is intermittent once the distance is too far...

…We see these problems in our eyes and feel pain in our hearts!”

"Fortunately, all the above is a thing of the past! All your past dissatisfaction with us will be solved!"

"In the past few decades, our clan has held no less than 10,000 large and small experience and technology exchange meetings. Through mutual exchanges, learning and discussions, we finally came up with a mature plan. And starting from today

, we will continue to upgrade and update our fellow phone bugs around the world!"

"Please forgive us for not informing you of this upgrade in advance due to time constraints. We apologize for the trouble and inconvenience caused to you! But we believe that after seeing the next new communication service, you will

You will be so happy that you will forget these minor unpleasantnesses!"

"Of course, you will get something only if you pay, and the world is fair. In the process of our tribe's difficult evolution in order to improve the communication function, we have put in too much effort. Therefore, in the following days, we have to improve communication

There is a small fee for such functions. However, we assure you that this fee is extremely low, anyone can afford it, and it will be 100% used to provide your communication services and improve your communication experience!"

…

(Is there a charge for phone bugs?)

Seeing this, Colonel Malvern couldn't help but have a very strange feeling. It was like one day the world's oceans suddenly became aware and issued a notice to all mankind, saying that in the future, sailing on the sea would need to pay tolls...

…

(Will the world government agree to the charging behavior of phone bugs? The world government is the largest and most important organization that uses phone bugs in the world...)

Colonel Malvern, who was thinking this way, continued to look down - he didn't know that Porusalino would also control the phone bug to send the same instructions to the Five Old Stars, but changed the purpose of the charges to "these

50% of the fee will be handed over to the World Government to ensure the credibility of our clan, and the remaining 50% will be used for user communication services." He also expressed his attitude of not causing trouble.

Porusalino understands: no matter how strong and developed a private enterprise is, it is still a private enterprise. Only by bringing in the world government and turning it into a "national enterprise" can it continue to do so, and with the help of the latter's power, it can become bigger and stronger.

!

"The first is the exclusive number! Starting today, all telephone bug larvae around the world will generate a unique special number on their surface since they are born. We call it a telephone number - according to the 900th internal report of our clan

The 81st Plenary Meeting discussed and decided that only phone bugs with phone numbers can use communication services in the future!"

"What does the philosopher say - only standardized service is good service!"

"Of course, there is no need to worry about adult phone bugs that have been put into use. Users can apply for their own exclusive phone number (the number is random). The specific application method is to hold down the '*' key on the dial and say 'Apply for my phone number'

'This sentence: For some special number phone numbers, such as consecutive numbers and repeated numbers, we will sell them. People who want to get them can hold down the '#' key on the dial and say 'Buy a good number'

'This sentence."

"From now on, communication between phone bugs will be carried out by dialing phone numbers, and the call costs will be borne by the caller - not affected by any factors such as distance, weather, space, etc., you can call whenever you want, talk whenever you want! Even if it is

With the tiniest phone bug, as long as you know the phone number, you can call from the East China Sea to the West China Sea!"

"Each phone number will be billed based on the communication service selected by the user at the end of each month, and all fees will be charged on the day the bill is issued. The following are the specific contents of each service package available for you to choose from

and price list.”

"Additional statement: If no service package is selected, the phone can only make basic intra-island calls and is charged at 100 beli per minute."

"1888 Bailey's Smart Package - Users who purchase this package can get 30 minutes of free calls and 30 free Fetion messages from us every month! Economical and affordable, the best choice!"

"2888 Bailey's Enjoyable Package - Users who purchase this package can get 100 minutes of free calls and 100 free Fetion messages from us every month! Enjoy calls all over the world!"

"3888 Bailey's exclusive package - users who purchase this package can get 500 free minutes of calls and 500 free Fetion messages every month! Not all packages are called exclusive!"

"8888 Bailey's unlimited package - users who purchase this package can get unlimited free calls every month and unlimited Fetion from us! Unlimited packages, unlimited possibilities!"

"Note 1: The new contact method developed by Fetion for our clan, simply put, allows text transmission between two phone bugs (the number of words per transmission is limited to 50 characters)."

"Note 2: After the monthly phone bill is issued, if the user fails to pay the fee in time, then we will shut down the phone! Until sufficient fees are paid, the phone can be used again! What did the philosopher say?

Come on? If you want a horse to run, you must feed it!"

"Note 3: 100001001010086 is our customer service phone number. If you have any questions or want to make suggestions for our services, please call this phone number. We sincerely welcome your calls!"

"Note 4: More new services are under development! Stay tuned!"

…

After reading everything written on this piece of paper, Colonel Malvern fell into deep contemplation - if the upgraded service of the phone bugs could be implemented all over the world, it would really be a "change in the world".

You know, the advantage of using large phone bugs for long-distance communication has always been in the hands of a very few people: the world government, large pirate groups, royal families of various countries... and even these very few people have mastered long-distance communication.

, but in fact, neither the quality of communication nor the reliability of communication are particularly good. The upgrade of the phone bug family has turned long-distance communication into a convenience that everyone can enjoy, and they promise to ensure

Quality of communication!

Furthermore, there is the new service Fetion launched by the phone bugs this time. Perhaps to ordinary people, this is just a novel way of contacting people, but from the perspective of Colonel Malvern, who is an old navy and a naval officer, this is undoubtedly a new service.

A new feature with great strategic value.

In the past, the Navy did not have text-transmitting phone bugs, but the number of such phone bugs was extremely rare and could only be held by high-ranking naval generals. Navy personnel who perform intelligence investigations and undercover missions outside usually need approval.

It takes at least two months to obtain such a text transmission phone bug, and this phone bug is often shared by a team.

Therefore, in most cases, these sailors who carry out intelligence investigation missions can only carry ordinary microphone bugs. If you are not careful, the sound of "Bulu Bulu" will cause the mission to fail, and more importantly, it will cause the mission to fail.

Sailors performing missions are exposed to danger.

And if the Fetion function opened by the phone bugs can be used in the future, then the scarcity of micro phone bugs that can transmit text will no longer be a problem (all phone bugs can transmit text), and the sailors who perform reconnaissance and undercover missions on the front line will no longer be a problem.

It can also communicate with the rear more safely and conveniently.

Finally, there is the price set by the phone bugs for their new service. In Colonel Malvern's opinion, this price is very fair, even a bit cheap. After all, the phone bug itself is not a cheap item and can be used.

For people who have been infected by phone bugs, this small fee is nothing but a small expense.

But...as the world government, which is the largest target of phone bugs, what attitude will it take to deal with it, and what measures will it take to deal with it?

"Colonel, what is written on this piece of paper? Is it something extraordinary?"

Seeing Colonel Malvern looking at this piece of paper seriously for a long time, and even falling into deep thought after reading it, Captain Libar couldn't help but ask.

"See for yourselves."

Colonel Malvern, who was not in the mood to explain any more, handed the paper to Captain Libar, who began to read, and the other civilian sailors in the communications room also gathered around him.

While his subordinates were reading this upgrade notice, Colonel Malvern picked up a black phone bug on the table - it was the phone bug that was usually placed in his office. It could be said that he

Exclusive phone bug.

(Is it my imagination? I always feel that the eyes of these phone bugs are more alert than usual...)

With such thoughts in mind, Colonel Malvern pressed the "*" key on the dial pad on the soft belly of this phone bug like a ghost, and whispered "Apply for my phone number" in a low voice.

"..."

"Fuck! Nothing happened. Could it be a lie..."

Just when Colonel Malvern felt a little confused and doubtful, the phone bug in his hand suddenly vibrated and began to utter human words!

"Dear customer, hello! We are wholeheartedly dedicated to your satisfaction! Your exclusive phone number has been applied successfully, and the number is: 233333333! Congratulations!"

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ps: The most I received was 9 mobile text messages in one day, which is simply outrageous!

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