Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Although Pixiu changed the shotgun to the gun this time, the minibus became an armored minibus, but he still couldn't carry the three hundred wild boars, which were completely overweight and couldn't fit in them at all.

Although the mustard seeds can be put in the pocket, but pork is almost meaningless after being stored for a long time. Pixiu thought about it carefully, and felt that it was okay to buy the live broadcast of Shanhuo, just to warm up and sneak away the materials for Bu Zhoushan's birth.

When Wenxi and Qiu Fu Renjiao came back with the water bottle, they saw Pi Xiu sitting beside Tao Ti, with piles of wild boars behind them and a magnified mobile phone screen in front of them.

Tao Ti: "One quota is limited to one head. If there are too many, it's not easy to send. There are only five Landlords here. The arrival time is definitely not instant, and there is no free shipping."

When Pi Xiu heard that someone still wanted free shipping, he immediately turned dark and said, "If you want to help butcher a pig, you're going to be crazy."

As soon as the barrage saw Pi Xiu's black face, he was silent for a moment, but immediately asked if he could help clean up the pig's large intestine. Before the old monster could reply, Qiu Fu and Ren Jiao had a premonition of the future of their upper respiratory tract infection, and immediately stepped forward and pressed Pi Xiu's shoulder.

With tears in his eyes, Qiu Fu said, "The last time the regiment built Donghai to watch the scene, this time the regiment builds the mountain to kill pigs, Pixiu, do you have the heart?"

Ren Jiao held his hand sincerely: "Assuming that it takes one hour to kill a pig, it will take three hundred hours to visually inspect 300 pigs here, and it will take twelve and a half days if you don't sleep for 24 hours. Brother Pig Do the math, we can't do this business. Qiu Li Gao, can we let them kill the pigs themselves?"

If all three hundred pigs were killed, they wouldn't even have to think about how to slaughter Yazi without karma. It is estimated that the ashes would be cold when they found someone.

When the barrage heard that he wanted to kill a pig, he was crazy. Who of you is not a fairy who does not touch the spring water, but has only heard of fairies who drink dew. How can there be a fairy who releases pig's blood?

After arguing wildly for a while, whoever realized it, began to reward gifts frantically to gain popularity, and a golden bullet screen floated over, with three big characters of "killing fee" written on it.

Pixiu was forced to go to Liangshan, this pig will be killed if not killed.

The third prince and Erlangshen came back with the fish, and saw Xiaotiangou walking over with a dark face and blood dripping from his hands. Before Yang Jian could ask what's wrong, he heard Pi Xiu's high-pitched voice, calling for his comrades to come and kill pigs together.

The fish in Yang Jian's hand fell to the ground and struggled helplessly, which was very similar to his life with nowhere to escape.

Nezha sniffed at the smell of blood in the air, wiped his face with his hand, and dialed Li Jing's phone number for the first time in Oushengzhong: "Hey, you give the number to my mother, I want to talk to my mother. "

Su An and Wenxi stood aside to register and settle accounts, staying away from bloody occasions and places of right and wrong. When Wenxi squatted on the ground and finished writing a courier slip and handed it to the packed land father, he heard Su An's voice from above his head.

Su An: "Have you ever thought about this kind of life before?" He raised his chin at Pixiu who was not far away, who was slaughtering pigs in full swing, and smiled at Wenxi: "You should have never seen this kind of scene before. "

Wenxi smiled and nodded: "Don't say I haven't seen this kind of scene. I used to rarely see pigs alive. If I saw them, they were all cooked dishes on the table."

He stared at the land public posting the courier bill, and reminded him not to confuse the pigs of the guests. He personally helped to carry a live pig and put it on the packing bag to help stick the tape.

Su An looked up at Monkey Wuyi on the side, and told him to help Wenxi.

"It's okay, it's not that I can't do it." Wenxi wiped his bloody hands: "It's a new society, and labor is the most glorious."

Su An looked at him: "You are really different from when you first came here." He paused suddenly, and asked curiously: "Even if the eldest young master in the TV series I watched has no wife, there are two or three housewives. How about you?" Will there be any?"

"No." Wenxi laughed: "My grandpa sees me very closely. I just go horse racing and drink with my friends. I dare not touch this kind of thing. If I let the old man know, my legs will be broken."

He paused: "However, the family is also engaged. If nothing happened at the beginning, we will start preparing for the marriage after the Chinese New Year."

"Mei Jiao Niang became a butcher." Su An thought for a while, and said with emotion: "The world is indeed impermanent."

Wenxi shook her head: "You can't say that. In the past, they praised that young lady in front of me. Although I nodded, I didn't feel anything. But he is good to me. I don't need others to tell me. I can feel it."

He smiled at Su An: "Don't you think he looks handsome when he kills a pig?"

Su An: ...

Su An: "Dopamine is on top, it's not necessary, it's really not necessary."

Abacus Jing played with his abacus, and after packing and delivering more than 200 pigs with the proprietress, Wenxi looked at the sun above his head and asked, "Do you think they will come again? "

Su An was so tired that he shook his head: "I don't know if they will come or not. I think there must be no wild boars coming. Even if they come again, they won't be able to kill them. Everyone is not particular about people, so let's just make do with it and eat it raw."

Over there, Yang Jian wiped his sweat with a bloody three-pointed knife, while Nezha sat on a rock with a pointed gun and looked up at the sky.

I don’t understand, I really don’t understand. What was originally thought to be a thrilling adventure challenge of eating, sleeping, and fighting has turned into a live broadcast rush to buy new year’s goods in advance. Two serious civil servants and people's teachers actually competed to kill pigs in this wilderness.

Nezha: "I'm so stupid, really."

Yang Jian wiped the blood off the knife, looked at Pi Xiu and asked, "Is there any other pigs now?"

Pixiu gasped and nodded: "No, the pig raised by Yazi should be gone, I don't know anything else, maybe there are other monsters, don't care

Let's take a break first. "

Seeing his look of lovelessness, Wenxi poured a glass of water to his mouth and asked, "What would you like to eat at noon?"

"Anything is fine, as long as I don't let me kill pigs again." Pixiu just drank a few sips of water from his hand, and then regained his composure.

Hou Da and Hou Er took a rest for a while, looked at the large bag of flour left and asked, "Brother Qiujiao, are you eating buns or dumplings for lunch today?"

The vixen and the merman who had lost their dreams looked at each other and said in unison: "Do you think it will be possible to eat me?"

But people are iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. No matter how tired and hard it was, the group of people still got up and chopped meat with noodles, ready to make buns and dumplings.

Taking advantage of the preparation time, Pi Xiu coughed and said, "It's not difficult to break this barrier, but it will inevitably cause shock if the spirit energy leaks out once broken. It's better to find the eye of the array and open a hole to go in."

He looked at Yang Jian who was mechanically chopping meat: "Have you learned the formation method from your master?"

Yang Jian nodded with a grim face: "I have learned."

He paused for a moment and suddenly looked at Pi Xiu with a vigilant look on his face and asked, "You don't mean to tie Yazi home to raise pigs, do you?"

"Don't worry, I won't be so sick." Pixiu said, looking at Tao Ti who was still gesticulating pork with a knife, and couldn't help calling him: "What are you doing?"

Tao didn't raise his head: "I haven't held a knife for many years. I just killed a pig to get a feel for it. Now remember it and don't forget about it when the time comes."

Nezha was surprised: "You haven't held a knife for so many years, so what do you use to fight outside? Do you use your fighting spirit to catch the sword with your bare hands?"

Tao Ti was silent for two seconds and suddenly took out an MK submachine gun from his pocket. He raised the gun in his hand at Nezha and smiled, "Would it be true that some people still insist on using cold weapons in the 21st century?" ?”

Nezha: ...

Yang Jian;……

The two people who were implicated coughed, bowed their heads and continued to chop meat without saying a word. After all, it is a precious weapon like an heirloom, how can it be compared with this kind of mortal invention...

The two looked at each other suddenly in silence.

Horse, I still want to trade in the old for the new!

After working for a while, several people went to rest and wash their hands after chopping the minced meat and noodles. Wenxi drove Pi Zhaocai to Pixiu's side, washed his hands by himself and imitated Su An to make dumplings together.

The buns were steamed in the pot, and the dumplings were boiled in water. Suzaku stood beside the fire and continued to spit fireballs to maintain the high temperature. He was changed to rest until the last drop was gone. He was able to taste the freshly baked wild boar buns, the crystallization of his fire-breathing labor.

The 24-hour high-intensity wild boar is really different. The gravy is mixed with green onions, and the soup flows out when the bun skin is bitten. eat buns.

The dumplings were mixed with chili oil, chives, minced garlic and vinegar. Pixiu and Wenxi ate almost two hundred of them next to each other.

Tao Ti ate while live broadcasting, and took time to exchange a few words about eating with the barrage.

He used chopsticks to open a little bit of the bun skin, so that the audience could clearly see the turbulent broth inside, took a sip and sighed, "This soup is soft in the mouth and has a thin throat. If you don't come to Pixiu Restaurant, you won't be able to taste this taste."

He was about to ask Pixiu if the steamed stuffed bun could be frozen for takeaway, when he heard a rooster crow breaking the peace of everyone eating.

Tao Ti frowned and turned the camera in his hand, pointing at the big rooster with colorful feathers and a big red crown wearing a multi-colored light, which was slowly landing. A good chicken.

Tao Ti swallowed, and couldn't help commenting: "Sure enough, it's because of the good mountains and rivers, the chickens are bigger than other places."

The big rooster crowed twice and stretched its wings towards Tao Ti, making the monsters and gods in the bullet screen suspicious.

Barrage: This chicken won't become a sperm, right?

Barrage: The last time I saw a fine chicken was Uri Xingjun who ran a red light and paid a fine on the side of the road last week.

Wenxi stared at the big rooster and couldn't help frowning and asked, "Master, why is this chicken so big? Is it some kind of strange chicken essence?"

Pi Xiu also stared at it, and clicked his tongue: "It doesn't look like it's enlightened."

Monkey Two looked at the chicken and then at the steamed stuffed bun in his hand, and murmured, "Should I eat curry chicken, free-range chicken or braised chicken tonight?"

Qiu Fu looked at such a big chicken and the fox's mouth was exposed. He wrinkled his nose and sniffed it vigorously. Suddenly he paused and yelled at Pi Xiu: "Brother Pi! This chicken smells wrong!"

Pi Xiu's eyes had just changed from black to yellow, and Yang Jian beside him had already opened the heavenly eyes on his forehead, stared at the chicken and said coldly: "Pi Xiu, the eye you are looking for is on this chicken."

Pi Xiu was taken aback, and immediately threw his chopsticks and roared at Tao Ti, "Stop the live broadcast! Catch the chicken!"

The big rooster was frightened and turned around and jumped up to act like a little chicken running. Qiu Fu, who was originally sitting, directly turned into a prototype and surpassed Pi Xiu, and said sharply: "Get out of the way! Catch the chicken! Let the professional come over!" !"