Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

The sunlight outside the house shone in, brightening the room with only the lace curtains drawn. Wenxi lay on the bed and was awakened by the sunlight, turned over and subconsciously hugged the person next to her, but in vain.

Before the old monster left, he said that he must be back when he woke up, but now that he woke up, the bed was still cold.

Wenxi hugged the quilt that was still stained with Pi Xiu's yang energy, took out his mobile phone to check the voting in the forum, glanced twice and found that they were all crying and screaming for Erlang God to have children, no one mentioned Pi Xiu Xiu, mentioning him is also replaced by words like "unspeakable, that person".

It's really Voldemort youknoho.

Wenxi scrolled down the interface, and found that someone else mentioned Taotie, but they used pinyin abbreviations in a cryptic way, so she guessed it was him.

"In fact, TT is also good-looking, but it's a pity that he is a financial fraudster. In fact, I would like to be deceived by him with that face. It's better to forget about cheating money."

There are quite a few people following along. Wenxi also found a photo of Taotie's silhouette in it, but it was old, black and white and blurry. The exposed corner of the thing was exposed to the light, which made Wenxi look familiar.

It's like the Guanyin enshrined in the mother's small Buddhist hall in the past.

He stared at it for a long time but couldn't be sure, so he threw the phone aside, got up to wash and combed his hair, and went downstairs with his shoes on to wait for Pixiu to come back.

There are only Su An and Jia Suzhen who are not human beings in the store, and there are no customers.

Su An was holding a calculator to calculate this month's running water. Hearing the voice, he looked up and saw that it was the proprietress who had come down. He paused and asked, "What can you do?"

Jia Suzhen is also blessed with him: "Mr. Wen."

"It's okay, it's just too boring upstairs, come down and have a look." Wenxi waved Jia Suzhen up, "No need to do this in the future."

"The boss came back for a while, and now he took Ren Jiao and Houda to the square." Su An offered to confess the boss's whereabouts, and poured Wenxi a cup of tea, "Now the square has calmed down, we should immediately Just come back."

Wenxi: ...

Wenxi: "What did he do in the past? To teach others how to dance square dance?"

Joining if you can't beat it, taking the path of others so that others have nowhere to go, for the sake of rewarding merit is indeed something that old monsters would do.

Su An: "Probably... no."

Although the boss does everything he can to make money, he is not willing to go on stage and show his flesh for the sake of merit.

but……

The figure of the boss is more macho pole dancing in nightclubs. If two poles are really erected in the store, so that the boss and Ren Jiao can fully attract female and chicken customers, wouldn't it be a lot of money?

The restaurant and the butler were thinking about it when a group of people suddenly walked into the door of the store, shouting and embracing, wearing gold chains and black sunglasses, with two shaved temples, they looked very energetic.

"Excuse me, is anyone here?"

Before Wenxi could react, Su An and Jia Suzhen were already standing in front of him. Abacus pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose with a cold face: "The chef is not here, and we are closed at noon."

The head of the dumpy man has a bird's beak, and his lips are as red as if he had layered Dior 999 and Armani Red Tube 402.

He smiled slightly: "We don't eat, we are here to find someone."

Those bird eyes looked over Su An's shoulders and looked at Wen Xi who was sitting by the cash register, and the smile on the corner of his mouth suddenly became wider. He took two steps forward, a red light flashed on Su An's body, and the abacus immediately surrounded him, blocking the fat man's way.

A low scream came from Jia Suzhen's throat, showing a ghostly look on her body.

"Don't be so nervous." The short fat man quickly raised his hand to indicate that he had no other intentions: "My name is Fei Yi, and I'm a fat leg. I'm here for the first time. I heard that this is the territory of the ancestor Pi Xiu Pi, so I came here specially." Give him a gift from the old man."

He looked at Wenxi and said slowly: "This is Madam, I'm really sorry about what happened last time..."

When Pixiu was about to reach the door of the store, he paused, and when he opened the door with a dark face, he felt the heat rushing towards him. Ren Jiao also frowned and complained: "Why is the air so dry, the moisture is almost gone."

Pixiu didn't speak, staring at the fat black-faced bird sitting in the hall, a ferocious smile gradually appeared on his face.

This time it's not the master looking for you, it's you who came to die on your own initiative, and you can't stop it.

Seeing that Pi Xiu came back, Wenxi immediately got up to meet him and said, "Master, you are finally back!"

As soon as he approached, the temperature around Pi Xiu immediately dropped. Boss Pi hugged the little thing, and heard him whispering in his ear: "The temperature in the shop became higher as soon as he came."

"It's okay." Pi Xiu patted Wen Xi's back: "It will be fine in a while."

Ren Jiao also saw Fei Yi, and thought to himself that this goddamn enemy is not getting together.

Feiyi, the lifelong enemy of marine life, the number one enemy of the king of aquatic products.

The eyes of the two sides met, Fei Yi immediately stood up and smiled at Pi Xiu: "Patriarch Pi, I'm really sorry about what happened last time, it's because I didn't restrain my subordinates well, that's why..."

Before he finished speaking, Wenxi pinched his thigh and choked out: "You don't know, he gets hot when he comes back to the store, and his hands and feet are not clean! Touch Suzhen!"

Wenxi gave Jia Suzhen a look while saying aggrieved.

Fei B:? ? ?

He was about to say that fever is his nature, just like Patriarch Pi has no butthole. Suddenly there was a scream, Fei Yi suddenly turned around, and saw the female ghost grabbing his pony's hand and throwing herself towards him.

When it was released, Ma Zai screamed worse than the female ghost.

"Don't touch me! You don't touch me!"

Jia Suzhen waited for the young man to touch her and then let go, sobbing, "Boss, look, you dare to do this even when they are here, and the innocence of the slave family will be lost!"

Fei Yi's complexion changed, and it's unknown whose innocence has disappeared.

Pi Xiu stretched out a hand to signal Jia Suzhen to shut up, then turned to Ren Jiao and said, "Call the little broom to come back, it's time to take insecticide this year."

Fat left, eaten already infested, can kill insects. Simply put, it is the father of all kinds of parasites, and eating them in the stomach can kill the parasites clearly.

Pi Xiu was thinking of bringing a small broom to the sanitation office to get insect repellent medicine to fight roundworms. Whatever he wanted, Feiyi delivered it to his door, which was more timely than the warmth sent by the community.

Ren Jiao took his mobile phone and car keys and walked out the door. It was too late to make a call, so it would be better to go directly to pick up the child. Although insect repellent is medicine, it should be fresh and hot.

Fat Yi realized Pi Xiu's intentions later, and immediately sang a bird to let the horse boy who was following him stop in front of him. The voice that originally sounded a bit simple and honest became sharp and sharp.

"Old Ancestor Pi! I came here to worship you with good intentions! Now it's a society ruled by law! I'm registered! You can't touch me without a demon-killing order!"

Wenxi felt that the voice was sharp and piercing, and even covering her ears could not reduce it a little, it made her head ache, and her eyes turned black.

"What's it called? I'm afraid people don't know that killing monsters is here?" Pi Xiu waved the fat bird and shut his mouth.

He pulled away Wenxi's hand covering his ears and asked, "Does your ear hurt?"

"No." Wenxi shook his head, and several pictures suddenly flashed before his eyes, but he didn't see anything clearly in a flash.

Pi Xiu frowned: "Where does it hurt?"

Wenxi: "My head hurts a bit."

Su An glanced at Fat Yi who was warming the air, and interrupted the boss and the proprietress who were emitting a sour smell: "Boss, what should I do with Fei Yi?"

Pi Xiu turned his head to take a look, and waved his hand again, all the stallions grabbed their heads and automatically squatted to the corner of the wall, revealing Fat Yi who was pale with fright.

It looks a bit fat, if you steam it with too much oil, it will get greasy. If it is deep-fried, will it destroy the nutrients inside? It can be braised in brown sauce, but the prototype of this bird is a bit bigger than quail, so braised in soy sauce is too much fire.

Pixiu thought he was not paying attention, Fei Yi used all his strength to break away from his spell, picked up the phone resolutely, and pressed three numbers with all his strength.

110!

Monster gangsters meet gangsters and eat gangsters, the police uncle is here!

Ordinary people call the police directly to the police station, while monsters call directly to the supervision office. When Li Jing arrived with the heavenly soldiers and generals holding the pagoda in his hand, he saw the monster squatting by the wall with his head in his arms, and he was dumbfounded. squinted.

Pi Xiu sat beside Wenxi with his arms around him, and he didn't even bother to give Li Tianwang a look.

"Boss Pi, we just received a call from the police, saying that here..."

Pixiu raised his hand and interrupted his words: "He's here, you can sneak away while I'm not here to break into the empty door and harass our waiter."

The horse boys who were forced to shut up dared not speak out, but with the respect of the ghost waitress, they had to put their backs on themselves before they were willing to harass them! To harass is to harass the proprietress!

This old guy surnamed Pi is insulting the aesthetics of their new youth!

"The soul who called the police is definitely Fei Yi. We need to see the person who reported the case to understand the specific situation before taking him away." Li Jing held his pagoda and looked at Pi Xiu without any fear, and said firmly: "Boss Pi should let him out." .”

Wenxi glanced at the colorful pagoda in his hand, not knowing how much he weighed, so he couldn't help giving Pi Xiu a hand. But he didn't expect Pixiu to listen to him.

"Bring him out." Pi Xiu said.

Hou Da and Hou San came out with the fat left. The fat bird was frightened and lost several hairs. It was full of evil spirits, and the temperature in the restaurant suddenly rose a lot.

Wenxi subconsciously touched Pixiu's face, the whole ghost stuck to his body, and whispered in his ear: "Don't be angry."

Pi Xiu wondered why he was so angry, originally he just wanted to scare the fat bird and tell him to be more honest, but holding the little thing is really not hot at all, even if the fat is there, he can't let himself bleed sweat.

It's so easy to use, he really can't find a more effective cooling tool than small things.

"Li Tianwang save me! They, they want to eat me!"

Fat Yi cried and squirmed towards Li Jing, Li Jing took a step back subconsciously, looked at Pi Xiu and then at the firmly tied Fat Yi on the ground, thinking that this Pixiu is definitely a good brother of Taotie, this Fat Yi looks pretty There is no color in the first fragrance, and it can be put in the mouth.

Monsters really don't care.

Li Jing took a deep breath, looked at Pi Xiu and said, "Fat Yi is now a rare and endangered monster, eating it is against the law, don't you know?"

Pi Xiu paused and thought for a while before saying, "I vaguely heard about it..."

"Eating Fat Yi violates the law. You need to pay a fine and perform voluntary labor." Li Jing squatted down and untied the rope from Fei Yi's body.

Wenxi frowned: "Don't worry."

He raised his hand and pointed at Fat Yi: "It was their people who came to provoke first, we were just defending ourselves, and he is unharmed now, there is no reason for you to issue a ticket."

Su An nodded along the way: "We didn't do anything to hurt him, we are busy now

To issue a ticket, is your supervision office short of money again? "

"Don't hurt others, why are you tying them up?" Li Jing asked back.

Monkey Two raised his hand and said, "I'm sorry, the bird flu has been serious recently, and we are afraid that he may be infected with the disease."

Fei Yi sighed in his heart: "Fart! I just came out of the mountains! I'm not a chicken! Where did the bird flu come from!"

"You're wrong. It's not only chickens that can get bird flu." Wenxi leaned on Pi Xiu and said softly, "Could it be that you look down on chickens, and you even look down on Pleiades?"

Pixiu laughed, and didn't seem to blame Wenxi.

Li Jing looked at Wenxi, who was pretending to be majestic, frowning and about to explode, but there was the sound of a car parking at the door, and Queen Mother Xi came in with her bag and was stunned by this posture.

She looked at the bare-chested equestrian monsters squatting by the wall on their clothes, and asked with a frown, "Is this...? Anti-pornography and off-site?"