Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Facing the friendship that has been kicked out by the urban management for hundreds of years, Pi Xiu felt that he should comfort this old friend, but he also remembered that now Pi Jubao is his cheap son, and Ren Jiao wants the old fish to eat tender grass to support his family broom.

The unhappiness in my heart suddenly began to spread, and my eyes gradually became unfriendly.

Although Pi Jubao is a broom and only wants to be a sweeper in the sanitation department in the future, he can still be regarded as a civil servant in a national unit. Coupled with his father's identity and background, it is a bit wronged to be with a fishery king.

Boss Pi was silent at first, a estrangement between the brothers was brewing, but the sliding door of the kitchen was suddenly opened, and Nezha stood at the door with arms folded, smiling at the two of them.

As the saying goes, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes, and bald people are not afraid of hair loss. Boss Pi, who has finally managed to gain some assets, immediately became alert when he saw this ghost, stared at him and said coldly: "Tang doesn't accept it." Unlimited refills, and no half price for the second bowl."

"It's not because of the soup." Nezha sniffed and frowned, "It smells like fish."

With his back turned to him, Ren Jiao clenched the spatula in his hand, thinking that Nezha might die if he shoveled it down.

Pixiu: "What's the matter? The back kitchen is not something that guests can enter casually."

Nezha spread his hands: "Don't be so nervous, I just want to ask Patriarch Pi about something." He walked into the kitchen slowly, picked up a tomato on the table and ate a bite: "I heard that Li Jing came here yesterday?"

"Tomatoes, two yuan." Pi Xiu switched out the payment QR code on his phone: "Pay first."

Nezha clicked his tongue and said while scanning the QR code: "He came and took away the person you want, don't you want to teach him a lesson?"

"I'm sorry, I'm a law-abiding and good citizen, I fully support the law enforcement actions of the supervisory office, and I have no interest in participating in other people's family conflicts." After confirming the payment, Pi Xiu threw him two saintess fruit for compensation price difference.

"How can this be called a family conflict? You want to send that bird to Pi Shaodi to beat roundworms, and I can help you catch the bird back for you, and make sure that even his horses are cleaned up."

Pi Xiu: "Wait a minute, who is Pi Shaodi?"

Nezha: "Your wife added my prestige, and he told me that this is the name of the little broom."

Pixiu: ... Damn it, isn't this a disgrace?

Ren Jiao couldn't help but sneer when he heard him call the little broom: "The third prince is very capable, how are you going to clean up people?"

Nezha smiled: "The lotus roots in the pond are almost fertilized. I think corpses with demon power are the most suitable. What do you think? When the lotus roots are born, I will send a cart to your store for free."

Pi Xiu was very moved and refused, refusing to use the three words of money, which almost exhausted all his strength.

Pointing to the door, Boss Pi whispered, "Go away, we are not a black shop."

Nezha didn't move: "I can help you get a quota for reincarnation, let two ghosts in your store jump in the queue, you can set the reincarnation time at will, and the reincarnation family can also move around within the range."

He crossed his arms to make sure that Pixiu would not refuse this condition, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is this sincerity enough?"

"What are you going to do?" Pi Xiu was still moved after being silent for a long time.

Nezha smiled slightly: "Of course I want to make Li Jing unlucky."

"You can't involve other monsters, you can't kill people, and you can't affect your merit." Pixiu paused, thinking that he was still at a loss, and asked for a little more: "Add another truckload of lotus roots."

Nezha frowned: "Pi, do you think I'm really easy to talk to?"

"That's a tricycle."

Nezha closed his eyes, suppressed the three-headed and six-armed ** who appeared to tear his clothes, and simply nodded: "Deal. I will notify you when the time comes."

Pixiu asked again: "What are you going to do?"

Nezha thought for a while and said, "It's probably the level of beating him up with a sack. You don't have to worry. I believe that with the strength of Patriarch Pi, even Master Guanyin will not be afraid."

Pi Xiu: ...

But I didn't intend to have a touch with Master Guanyin in reality.

Nezha turned and left: "That's it."

Pixiu signaled him to get out of here, and don't contact us if there is nothing to do, and it's best not to pick up the drifting bottle.

"By the way, I'll take Pi Shaodi directly to school." Nezha leaned against the door and turned his head, pointing two fingers at Pi Xiu: "You should have noticed that there are two groups of people outside the shop staring at him. .”

Pi Xiu made a black face: "You still use your lotus root doll to talk nonsense?"

Nezha pursed his mouth, glanced at Ren Jiao, and his upright finger suddenly turned into one. Before all the fish scales on Ren Jiao's face appeared, he closed the door and left quickly.

Ren Jiao was so angry that he spit bubbles out of his mouth, and every word he uttered had its own echo: "Fortunately, I am not a dragon. If I were a dragon, then he is already dead."

Pi Xiu thought to himself that it's a good thing you're not a dragon, otherwise Nezha, a professional dragon slayer, would have let you stand here head and tail? After all, he was a bloodthirsty man who was known as a dragon catcher and was permanently blocked by Didi Dalong transportation company.

But as for the two groups of people outside the shop he mentioned...

After washing up, Pi Xiu went out with a bucket of soup in his hand to let Monkey Three serve soup for the guests, wiped his hands and went up to the second floor, and woke up Wenxi who was still sleeping.

"What time is it?" Wenxi was half-embraced and half-carried into the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth. When he was hugged and sat on the window sill, he came back to his senses. He pulled the window and asked, "What are you going to do?"

Pixiu lowered his voice and whispered in his ear: "

I'm going to tell you the formula of invisibility now, you jump from here, there are people in the bushes on the left of the door, and the trash can on the right, you go and listen to what these two groups of people are saying? "

Wenxi wondered: "Why don't you go by yourself?"

"I have to stay in the store to attract their attention. If I don't see them, maybe they will find out." Boss Pi took out a jade carved Pixiu from his pocket and put it on Wenxi's neck: "I'll know when I'm in danger, so be careful not to disturb them."

Wenxi turned her head and glanced at the ground, estimated the height of the building, and couldn't help but said: "If I jump from here, not to mention falling to death, my leg will be broken."

Pi Xiu frowned: "I've never heard of ghosts falling to death and breaking their legs. If they really break their legs, I'll carry you on my back."

Wenxi rolled her eyes, and after listening to Pi Xiu recite the invisibility spell, she recited it again. After confirming her invisibility, she opened the curtains and opened the window, turned over and landed lightly, with somersaults in the middle.

The degree of difficulty is 9.9, and the degree of completion is 9.9.

Wenxi was also stunned when she landed. Is it the feeling of flying like this when you are a ghost? He looked at his hands and bounced on the spot again, thinking that this is actually not bad?

After standing in the sun for a while, Wenxi floated to the side of the grass on the left silently by the strong wind. He circled the entire grass twice, let alone a human figure, not a single hair was seen.

The old monster lied to himself? Wenxi couldn't help shaking her head, thinking that she would lie to herself and have no money to make, the old monster would not do such boring things. Just as he turned and left to look at the trash can, he suddenly heard a sigh.

The whole ghost was frightened and floated into the air, but when I looked back, I still didn't see anyone.

But at this moment, the grass moved, and two branches stretched out like human hands to scratch the leaves, cursing in their mouths: "You fucking stinky bird, shit on my head again."

Wenxi: ...

There are all kinds of strange monsters that have become spirits, and nature really has you.

The grass monster stood in the same place for a while, and Wenxi didn't wait for it to say a second word. He sat cross-legged in the air and wondered if plant monsters didn't like to talk?

He touched his pocket, just in time to find a piece of hard fruit candy.

Do you want to smash it? It's hard to say that there is a reaction.

Wenxi circled around its head several times, looking for a suitable angle to throw candy, but after two circles, she heard a crisp sound behind her.

"Miss Suzhen!"

As soon as Wenxi turned her head, she saw Wu Zu who was riding a red shared bicycle, and Jia Suzhen who didn't know when she ran out of the shop.

The two met happily on a narrow road, holding corn bread in their hands.

Jia Suzhen stuffed the students with a bag of five buns and a thermos of tonic soup. Wenxi was afraid that Wu Zu would have a nosebleed if he drank all the tonic in one go.

Probably because they were afraid of being discovered by Pi Xiu, they both bent over and hid behind the bushes while talking. Sitting cross-legged in the air, Wenxi could see clearly, and had a panoramic view of Wu Zu giving Jia Suzhen Saichuanbei loquat cream.

It's just a gift of some fruit and throat lozenges, just like Zhang Sheng sneaking into Cui Yingying.

The grass demon swayed for a while, as if he was very displeased with the contrived conversation between the two, but thought that he was a pile of grass and held back his attack.

Wenxi weighed the candy in his hand, thinking whether to throw it away or not?

"Sister Suzhen, is your store hiring summer workers?"

Wenxi was taken aback when he heard the words, and lowered his head to look at Wu Zu.

"Why are you asking this? Don't you want to travel after the college entrance examination?" Jia Suzhen asked.

Wu Zu shook his head: "I want to work in the store to earn some pocket money."

In fact, I rely on the back to make money, mainly so that I can see Sister Suzhen every day!

"I'll ask you when the time comes." Jia Suzhen suddenly became depressed and urged Wu Zu to go to class quickly. After watching the students leave on their two-wheeled carts, they returned to the store with Chuanbei Pipa Gao.

Then Wenxi heard the scolding of the grass demon for a long time.

From lovers to puppy love, from puppy love to sister-brother love, from sister-brother love to Pixiu, this old thing is not right on the top and crooked on the bottom. Set, scolded Pixiu to the individual.

Wenxi laughed angrily when he heard it, and thought to himself, what kind of thing are you, with the green grassland on your head, you dare to say that old things are not good?

Before he got angry, the grass demon scolded again: "You are as wicked as Taotie, if it wasn't for Taotie, I would..."

Suddenly, a dog ran up to the intersection, and amidst the furious scolding of the grass demon, it raised its hind legs and had a good time beside the grass demon.

The lingering sound surrounds the beam, and the echo stirs.

Wenxi: ...

The squatting bush demon yelled "Cat your mother", stood up and ran away hugging the bushes on his body, and the dog followed behind barking.

Wenxi floated in the air and stared at it, thinking that the green-headed monster had fucking long legs.