Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Pi Xiu was robbed again.

Ren Jiao was silent when he heard this, the monkey shed tears when he heard it, and even the black dog brought by Erlang Shen was infected by the atmosphere and whimpered, trembling for the money Pi Xiu lost.

On the other hand, Erlang gave the dog to Su An and left. Seeing the miserable look of the restaurant, he didn't ask a word, but reminded Pixiu not to forget to vote for the dog and return the dog in time.

No matter how hard it is, you can't suffer a dog.

Wenxi stayed upstairs with the old monster for quite a while, and then deliberately let him take some yang energy out of him, and leaned against him into a soft ball, saying that it was much more comfortable than being in the tower, coaxing Pixiu to cool down finally, hugging him He doesn't let go.

When Nezha came over with a black face after making the phone call, he saw the old monster holding Wenxi on his lap and peeling lychees, peeling and eating one by one, his face was calm and peaceful, as if he had completely forgotten the tragedy of being robbed just now.

Nezha: "I'm going out for a while."

Pi Xiu didn't raise his head: "Understood, step back."

Nezha rushed out with three hands clenched, and shouted at Pi Xiu, "Are you not in a hurry?"

"Worry, I'm so anxious that my heart is broken." Pi Xiu snorted, "I've been in a hurry for so many years, and hundreds of pacemakers have to be scrapped. The few things I lost this time can't compare to what I lost back then. A fraction, I'm numb, bro."

However, the third prince, who was the rich man in the fish pond, was embarrassed, stared at him for a long time, and said: "Then your mental quality is quite good."

The one surnamed Pi only lost his money, but he lost his mother. Nezha felt even more depressed, regretting that he had taken Linglong Tower away from Li Jing.

Wenxi leaned against Pi Xiu's arms and yawned, looked at Nezha and asked, "Where is the third prince going? Are you going after Taotie?"

"No, Ran Deng called me and asked me to come over, probably because his good apprentice asked me about the Linglong Tower." Nezha glanced at the phone impatiently: "Li Jing must be there too , Maybe if I go, I will be directly convicted, and I will not come back."

Pixiu sneered: "It's as if they beat you, the legs are on your body, if you really want to run away, how many of them can stop you?"

Nezha glanced at him: "Boss Pi has full confidence in me."

"No, it's just that the third prince has a bad name, so I don't know if I want to know." The old god Pixiu was talking about this situation, thinking that Nezha would not be a teacher, but a debt collection company for usury, and the two of them probably had a long time ago. Just hit it off.

Nezha laughed, "Then ask Boss Pi for a favor."

"I won't help." Pi Xiu flatly refused.

What an international joke, last time I did a favor and almost turned myself into a female ticket customer, what should I do if I have to help again this time? Wearing sunglasses and sitting at the entrance of the alley playing the erhu, whoever listens to Erquan Yingyue cries.

It is estimated that it will take less than five minutes to be photographed on the forum, beggared by others as a bankruptcy, and earn medical expenses for the wife and school fees for the son.

"What are you doing so unfeelingly? It's just asking you to call me at seven o'clock to let me get away." Nezha smiled even more, "Just one call."

Pixiu thought for a while, "I'll call you."

But it’s not just me saying two things.

When Nezha left, Wenxi glanced through the window and found that he was also driving a car, so she couldn't help but turned her head and asked, "When are you going to finish the driver's license test? I heard from Su An that your tuition fee has not been refunded."

"I don't want to learn." Pixiu hugged him and got up and walked downstairs: "It's not easy to learn, it's not that you don't know how to drive clouds. If you don't feel comfortable with clouds, I have a soft cloud couch where you can sit or sit on it." lie."

Wenxi looked at him: "I think you should take your driver's license test, it doesn't look good to ride a battery car every day."

"What's not to like." Pixiu glanced at him, "Don't dislike me."

Wenxi was carried by him to the corner of the stairs and was about to come down and walk by himself. The two went downstairs one after the other. Several guys were waiting in the hall and looked over at once. Everyone had different expressions, especially Hou Er. , blushing as much as his own ass.

"Don't tell anyone what happened in the store today." Pi Xiu took the black dog chain from Su An's hand, and motioned Brother Hou to lead the way quickly, and let him see the suspects in custody today.

When the group arrived in the backyard, Brother Cao Cong was tied up by the tree, with a green leaf fluttering in the wind, no matter how you looked at it, it was full of vitality, no matter how you looked at it, it made people feel like there was a light above their heads.

Brother Cao Cong woke up, but he thought it would be better not to wake up, at least he looked like he was woken up by cold water in the TV series, which looked more tragic. It's not like it is now, it's like the Asian bondage scene.

He saw that Pixiu was coming, leading a big black dog, he subconsciously shuddered, and silently recited in his heart Namo Amitabha, the Holy Mother of God, Mary Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, please help me!

Wenxi asked the surnamed Pi across the monkey: "You can ask questions, what are you doing with the dog, shouldn't you let the dog bite it? It's scary."

Pixiu: "Don't worry, I won't scare you."

Su An pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Erlang Zhenjun said when he sent the dog that this kind of black dog is gentle and doesn't bite people easily, and all of them have been vaccinated and have regular physical examinations. They are all..."

Pixiu waved his hand: "Okay, in his eyes, Xiaotiangou is a cute little girl who can't be scared by grunts and furs. Just listen to half of what the three eyes say. I have a sense of proportion."

Su An: "No, I mean, do you need to find a fierce, mad dog who hasn't been vaccinated? This kind of deterrent effect is better."

Pi Xiu: ...

Pi Xiu: "No, I'm just here to ask two questions. We are doing legitimate business, we must have quality, and we can't engage in violent torture, coercion, or lure."

The hand surnamed Pi rubbed the dog twice,

He thought to himself that the black dog was indeed a good dog chosen by Yang Jian. It was smooth and slippery, and he was strong enough to pee a big bubble.

He led the dog and sat down on the chair. Feeling that something was missing, he stretched out his hand and said, "Come, shake hands."

The dog glanced at him with seven points of doubt and three points of contempt, and suddenly said, "Can you hurry up? It's almost time for me to get off work."

"Also, please don't insult me ​​like that."

Pi Xiu: ...

Pixiu: ...md!

The three eyes surnamed Yang are really outrageous! Let him be a black dog and a dog spirit, for fear that others will not know how many dogs he has?

He stared at the dog and asked, "When do you leave work?"

Black Dog: "Nine to five."

Well, it's really just a civil servant's work and rest, and I get off work on time from nine to five!

Wenxi walked up to the black dog and patted him despite his discomfort with the black dog: "If you want to ask him something, ask him quickly, I think his leaves are scared white by you."

Brother Cao Cong swallowed, closed his eyes and said loudly: "Although I don't have registered permanent residence, you will definitely be punished by God if you hurt me!"

Pi Xiu frowned, and said in a cold voice, "God's punishment? If stepping on an ant requires God's punishment, then I would have been struck by lightning long ago."

Brother Cao Cong was silent, trying to explode in silence, but failed.

"Tell me, what does it have to do with Tao Ti, when did you get in touch, and how long have you been squatting outside my restaurant?" Pi Xiu fixed his eyes on the green green in front of him, who made him uncomfortable, and warned in a low voice: "Don't try to lie to me, unless You want to be firewood in the backyard."

Brother Cao Cong was breathless, why do both of them threaten people in the same way? Doesn't everyone in modern society use natural gas now?

What are you doing? Do you have to make trouble with firewood and owe money at home?

"Give you two seconds to think about your speech." Pixiu was very kind, but asked the monkey to bring mineral water for the black dog to drink.

The black dog thanked him, drinking water in a very elegant posture, completely oblivious to Pi Xiuman's meaningful eyes.

Brother Cao Cong was desperate and could only honestly say: "I met hundreds of years ago. At that time, I was a chaotic man and became a spirit. After the catastrophe, I was only a breath away from charcoal. He was the one who pulled me and saved me." One life."

Brother Cao Cong, who owed karma, made a relationship with Taotie, helping him do some shopping and inquiring news in the world, and by the way, helping him rob the rich and help the poor by robbing houses and robbing houses.

Pi Xiu frowned when he heard that, and couldn't help asking: "You said he dug a tunnel more than ten meters in order to steal a 400-year-old Luminous Cup?"

"Four hundred and thirty years." The grass monster added: "And that luminous cup is really beautiful."

Pi Xiu waved his hand: "Stop, I don't want to hear you say that he dug the tunnel and Tu Xingsun and the two of them were fighting in the field. How many days have you been here?"

Brother Cao Cong: "Almost a week."

Pi Xiu: "What are you here for?"

Brother Cao Cong: "Come and watch you."

Pixiu: "Look at me or Linglong Tower?"

Brother Cao Cong: "Linglong Tower."

Pixiu: "Who does he want the Linglong Tower to fix the soul for?"

Brother Cao Cong held back for a long time, his face turned red before he could say a word: "...I can't say."

Pi Xiu continued his efforts: "Who is inside the Jade Buddha he is holding?"

Brother Cao Cong still shook his head: "I can't say!"

Pi Xiu's face darkened: "Really?"

"I can't say it!" Brother Cao Cong gritted his teeth and said, "I have only seen Tao Ti talking to the Jade Buddha, but I have never seen the people inside come out, and I have never heard the voice!"

Pi Xiu didn't believe it, and looked at Brother Cao Cong silently.

At this time, the black dog who drank too much water suddenly raised its front paw: "Excuse me, please interrupt, may I go to the bathroom?"

Pixiu looked down at him: "Do you want to pee?"

Black Dog: "Sorry, please don't be so vulgar."

Pixiu thought he had more vulgar things, he led the black dog to Brother Cao Cong's feet, Wenxi suddenly had a bad feeling——

The old monster is about to do something immoral again.

Pixiu stood in the bushes and looked down at the monster, saying every word: "If you don't tell me, I'll make it pee under your feet."

Grass monster:? ? ?

Black dog:? ? ?

Pixiu: "I'm serious, you heard it just now, he was about to pee. As long as..."

The black dog interrupted him: "Sorry, my tutor doesn't allow me to do this kind of thing."

Pi Xiu: "As long as I use a little coercion from the ancient monster."

As long as a little, urinary incontinence is not a dream.

The grass monster looked sad: "I really don't know! Even if you call a thousand dogs over, I don't know!"

Pixiu ignored his defense, looked down at the black dog and said, "Don't worry, I'll let them all turn around, we respect your freedom." As he spoke, he turned his back first.

Wenxi: ...

The rest of the buddies also turned around, leaving Brother Cao Cong's explanation behind, Wenxi thought to himself that this old thing is a bit too wicked, and this kind of method can be thought of.

The black dog was still fighting in a corner, but never expected that the surnamed Pi suddenly pouted his mouth and let out a long whistle.

Black Dog: ...

The sound of water is continuous, it is dirty.

Brother Cao Cong: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

A little bit of urine, it is also dirty.