Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

"Interview him?" Wenxi looked puzzled, thinking that there is nothing good to interview about the surname Pi.

Could it be that stingy broke the world record? Or is it because things without py are finally being reported as miracles in the biological world?

"Because there is still the last week of sprint time left in the voting for the most handsome male immortal, the top ten contestants will have to shoot a video to introduce themselves and solicit votes." Another boy in silver clothes shook the camera in his hand: "So Here we come!"

When Wenxi heard that it was because of this incident, he quickly smiled and said, "Then wait a minute, I'll go upstairs and ask him to come down."

Pixiu was sitting on the sofa with a book in his hand to read carefully. Wenxi lifted the curtain and said, "Two kids from the supervisory office downstairs came to you and said they wanted to interview you. You... what are you looking at?"

The old monster hurriedly put away the book, clapped his hands and coughed, and said, "I didn't read anything, who do you think is here to interview me?"

"The two children from the supervisory office said it was the video of the sprint canvassing in the last week of voting." Wenxi glanced at the book he had put away, without much entanglement, and urged him to go downstairs quickly.

Pi Xiu followed behind him, and when the two reached the corner of the stairs, they heard a scream, which was shrill and ear-piercing.

"Monkey! Why are there monkeys!!"

"Why are there monkey spirits now?!"

Wenxi looked puzzled: "What happened to the monkey?"

Pixiu knew why, he ran downstairs in three steps and two steps, and saw Hou Er standing beside him holding the menu with an innocent face, and the two gold and silver boys were even more pitiful hugging each other and trembling, not daring to speak. Take a bite.

It's done, and the two monkeys are fine ptsd arrangements again.

"Boss, I didn't do anything!" Hou Er walked towards Pi Xiu, raised his finger and pointed at the two little guys: "I just asked you two what dishes you want to order, and that's what they did."

Pi Xiu: "It's okay, you go to rest and ask Jia Suzhen to pour tea and bring it over."

Monkey Two was a little dissatisfied and was about to speak, Wenxi hurriedly said: "The peaches bought at the entrance of the alley look good, you go and buy some, and share with your brothers." He smiled at Monkey Two, "Money is for Su An Here you go, don't pay for it yourself."

"Then I'll go." Hou Er immediately smiled, leaving the two idiots who are afraid of monkeys behind.

Waiting for him to run out, the two boys holding the engine got better. They let go of their hands and smiled awkwardly: "We are, a little timid."

Pi Xiu snorted; "It's okay, it's not shameful to be afraid of monkeys, your master is also afraid of monkeys."

"Laojun is not afraid of monkeys." Jin Tongzi argued.

Pi Xiu thought that was not necessarily the case, the Taishang Laojun saw the monkey and remembered that his elixir would cause high blood pressure, and the attack was more powerful than being afraid of the monkey.

But he didn't say much, he directly led the two boys to the private room and sat down, so as not to bump into Hou Er again when he came back later, he would be so embarrassing.

"You said you want to interview, what do you want to interview?" Pi Xiu said with a cold expression on his face as a top trafficker: "Now I rank first in the vote, and I will definitely be the first at the end of the vote. There is nothing to canvass for votes."

Yin Tongzi explained in a low voice: "Although you have a great advantage now, the few people behind are also trying to catch up, and you can't say absolutely until the last second."

Pi Xiu thought for a while: "That's right, how do you shoot?"

He remembered the semi-nude photos he had put up, and said cautiously: "I am a decent person, I don't show my flesh."

"No, no, let's just shoot some scenes of your life, and then ask you a few questions." Yin Tongzi took out a stack of manuscripts and signaled Jin Tongzi to start filming.

He cleared his throat and asked, "Is this Mr. Pixiu?"

Pixiu stared at him for a while before he asked, "You didn't bring your purple-gold-red gourd with you, did you?"

The silver boy choked: "It has been taken away by Laojun."

"Oh, I'm Pi Xiu." Pi Xiu nodded.

Wenxi sat on one side holding back a laugh, listening to the question and answer of the two people over there, and asked Pi Xiu clearly like checking the household registration, even the old monster surnamed Pi didn't like carrots.

In the end, when the topic changed, Pi Xiu was asked about the incident of female voters who had been torn apart in the forum last time, his face suddenly became gloomy, and he lowered his voice and said sincerely: "It's all a misunderstanding, I won't spend money to participate in these illegal activities. "

Yin Boy nodded: "After all, you are very thrifty."

Pi Xiu: ...

Wenxi couldn't help laughing, got up and said, "Talk slowly, I'll go out and sit for a while."

Pi Xiu watched him walk away with a dark face, then turned his head and said, "I deleted that sentence just now. What is thrift? I don't need to spend that money outside."

Are the little things at home not fragrant enough? Does he have to spend money to find excitement outside?

Yin Boy nodded: "Okay, okay, the next question is what everyone is more concerned about. How is your relationship with your wife?"

Pixiu paused, and began to talk nonsense with his eyes open: "I have a very good relationship with him, and the forums are all made up. He is very clingy, and I hug him wherever he goes. He doesn't like walking by himself. When I have strength, I will finally hug him."

Relying on Wenxi's absence, Pi Xiu, who had finished talking nonsense, felt that he had been certified by the head of the family, and walked out of the box with his head up high, walked up to Wenxi and asked, "What do you want for lunch?"

Wenxi thought for a while: "Eat something casually, didn't you take a cucumber yesterday? Ren Jiao said you mixed it, so make another one today?"

"Simple and simple." Pi Xiu replied, then turned to look at the boy and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you want to stay for dinner too? You won't be charged."

Golden boy: "Then can we cut the footage of you cooking into a canvassing video? As long as you say at the end that you hope everyone will vote for me, that's fine."

It's okay for Pi Xiu to wave his big hand. Today, he is an amiable, generous and warm man.

Su An calculated the score and looked up at the boss, and asked Wenxi next to him: "What's the matter with the boss today? He's too generous, he doesn't even look like him."

Wenxi: "I'm busy canvassing for my straw man. By the way, where is Qiu Fu? I have to ask him to come out and cook."

"I'm cooking the eagle in the room." Su An sighed: "I scolded Guan Guan all night last night, and I guess it will continue today. I'll call him when I eat later."

In the kitchen, Ren Jiao watched as Pi Xiu was in full swing, with knives flying in his hands, and the camera microphone was set up next to him, and he didn't say anything pretending to be weird in his throat.

Waiting for Pi Xiu to finish his last dish, Ren Jiao couldn't help but click his tongue when the camera came out: "It's really hard work, the old man who is a thousand-year-old is doing business for a fake name, so he won't guarantee it in the evening."

"Come on, I should be considered young and middle-aged among Pixiu at my age, don't press my head, old man." Pi Xiu glanced at him: "At least Wenxi is still over 600 years old, and Pi Jubao is only over 80 years old. You don't look at who is more inappropriate."

Ren Jiao choked: "Just talk about you, don't talk about me. At least the little broom and I can be considered childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, you can be regarded as, forcibly robbing first marriage and then love, not the whole few years you are the crematorium. Can't get people."

"Read more books and read newspapers more, and less use dog blood as good medicine." Pi Xiu put down the knife in his hand, looked at Ren Jiao and asked sincerely, "Do you know why I don't want the little broom to stay with you?"

Ren Jiao listened attentively: "Why?"

Pixiu: "You are uneducated."

Ren Jiao: ...

Ren Jiao: "That's not what you said when you lied to me to invest in the stock. You said that I have a clever head, and my brain is as active as my tail."

Pi Xiu: "That was compared with Qiu Fu. At that time, you poked him, but couldn't he be regarded as Wenquxing?"

"What about now?" Ren Jiao was annoyed.

Pi Xiu: "Compared to Wenxi, you are nothing."

He wiped his hands and sprinkled the juice on the chopped coir raincoat cucumber, and put a few pepper rings on it: "Okay, don't say there's nothing left, what do you want to ask?"

"Last time you said what happened to the shark beads you found in the Crystal Palace KTV?" Ren Jiao coughed: "Don't think too much, I'm just asking humanitarianly, after all, they are considered members of the same clan, and... "

Pi Xiu looked at him: "If you want to know, go and see for yourself. The batch of shark pearls are still being held in the supervision office. I'll call Yang Jian and ask him to take you in and have a look. Come back quickly after reading, Qiu Fu, that stupid boy." Busy cooking the eagle, you are the only one in the kitchen."

"Understood." Ren Jiao smiled at him: "Thank you very much."

Pixiu snorted, and walked out with the plate.

"Hey, didn't Wenxi say he wanted to eat cucumbers?" Ren Jiao raised his chin: "What are you doing?"

Pi Xiu said coldly: "Slapping a cucumber with a knife is not elegant enough, only a cucumber in coir raincoat is worthy of him."

Ren Jiao: ...

He held his breath and watched the surname Pi go out with a plate, until the figure disappeared, and then slowly uttered three words: "Cerebral palsy..."

The atmosphere on the round table outside became active after Pi Xiu came out with a cucumber. With Pi Xiu around, the golden and silver boy suddenly gained confidence, even if he sat with the five monkeys, he was not so afraid.

In fact, they can't be blamed. The main reason is that the monkey grandson hit him with a mallet and cast a shadow on the child.

Ren Jiao finally came out with the soup and sat on the table, only to find that there seemed to be an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks on the table. He asked strangely, "Pi Shaodi will go home for dinner at noon?"

Wenxi realized: "It's for Nezha, he's noon today..."

He paused, then suddenly turned his head to look at Pixiu and asked, "Did you forget to call him last night?"

Pi Xiu was also dumbfounded, and said in a daze, "Then is there time for me to call him now?"

"It's too late!" Nezha's voice came from the door, he leaned on the wall and walked in, unable to hide the evil spirit around him.

Pixiu brought him a stool, Nezha started to swear as soon as he sat down, one mouth was not enough for the third prince to mess with three heads, and the three mouths spoke at the same time, so startled that Qiu Fu knelt and crawled into the room, pouring Guan Guan Take it out and listen to the teachings of love.

Pixiu took his hand away from Wenxi's ear when Nezha felt comfortable cursing.

"Did you call Guanyin here yesterday?" Pi Xiu felt ashamed and poured a glass of water for Nezha: "Drink some water to moisten your throat."

Nezha held up three fingers: "Avalokitesvara, Randeng, Sakyamuni, three prongs. I understand the feeling of Sun Monkey being chanted."

"Then what happened?" Pixiu asked.

Nezha glanced at the golden and silver boy sitting next to him with pricked ears, and directly sent a voice transmission to Pixiu: "I swear that the Linglong Tower is not in my hands, and hinted that they should go find Taotie."

He patted Pi Xiu on the shoulder: "Don't worry, within two days, Tao Ti's arrest warrants will be overwhelming. I can get them to post as many psoriasis advertisements as there are."

Although the Linglong Tower is not her own, her mother is her own.

Nezha thought to himself, if the net is caught, where can a gluttonous idiot who only knows how to eat escape!