Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Donghai, a famous historical and cultural city, is the birthplace of many myths and legends, among which Jingwei reclamation, Eight Immortals crossing the sea and Nezha Naohai are the most famous.

"Everyone, please look to the left." Ren Jiao, who was acting as a tour guide, stood on the aisle, holding a microphone and raising his hand to the left.

Everyone turned their heads.

Ren Jiao: "This is a beautiful sea."

Ren Jiao raised his right hand again: "Then please look to the right side next."

Everyone turned their heads again.

Ren Jiao: "This is another beautiful sea."

Everyone: ...

Nezha couldn't help but honked the horn: "Ren Jiao, if you talk a lot of nonsense, come and change shifts with the prince. I've been driving for twelve hours, and my leg muscles are so strong!"

Ren Jiao clicked his tongue: "I said the third prince, you have three heads and six arms, why can't you have a few more legs, it would be great to step on it in turn."

Nezha sneered: "If I knew that you guys drove out by yourself, I wouldn't follow!"

Pi Xiu explained in a timely manner: "It's good to shrink the land to an inch, but without the scenery along the way, isn't the meaning of travel lost?"

Nezha: ...

Nezha: "You speak human language."

Pi Xiu: "Using spells to go on the road requires documents, and I don't think it's necessary to apply for documents, and I don't think it's necessary. Besides, we live a long time, and we don't miss a day or two. It's just for Wenxi to see more."

Everyone in the car directly extracted his central idea——

It can cost money, but it doesn't have to.

Well, everyone is going to accompany the proprietress to see the world and it's over.

Boss Pi, who was kicked out of the driver's seat, twirled the health ball, hugged the ghost wife, drank wolfberry tea, and was short of wearing the old man's shoes.

Nezha changed guards with Ren Jiao, took off his sunglasses and sat next to Pi Xiu, raised his eyebrows and asked, "I was thinking about using health balls to prevent Alzheimer's disease, but you're taking precautions a little too early."

Pi Xiu sneered: "My merit is in the present, and the benefit is in the future."

He put down the health ball, looked at the map and found that he had entered the boundary of the East China Sea, so he turned to Nezha and said, "Third Prince, let's discuss it."

Nezha looked at him: "What are you doing?"

"It's the old battlefield in the East China Sea. We don't want to enter the village quietly to shoot guns. Take your breath away." Pi Xiu raised his chin at Huntianling who was rubbing his legs: "Don't let those dragons know You came."

If you know that Nezha, the dragon catcher, is here, it will be troublesome to be honest and not do bad things.

Nezha clicked his tongue: "Why is it so troublesome, just find a den and do it."

Although he complained, he still held his breath, took off the Hot Wheels on his ears, put them in his pocket, and took out a pair of black toad mirrors to put them on.

Nezha: "How is it? That's all right."

Pi Xiu looked up and down, nodded and said, "Yes, very much."

After solving Nezha's automatic monster-inducing machine, everyone sat in the car for more than an hour, and finally arrived at the villa B\u0026B that Pi Xiu had already booked.

Pi Jubao was the first to jump out of the car, and stood at the gate of the yard looking around, checking whether there was any garbage on the ground. Ren Jiao followed behind, took a breath, and felt the long-lost smell of the ocean.

Nezha pushed the box and put it on his shoulder: "How long have you been back?"

Ren Jiao thought for a while: "I don't remember, maybe five hundred years ago."

He stared at the beach not far away, raised his hand to touch the scar on his face, his eyes gradually changed from black to blue, and his breathing became lighter.

Pixiu went to the boss to get the key, and after saying hello, he rushed to choose a room to put his luggage.

Wenxi shared a room with him, monkey three had a room, monkey two had a room with Cao Cao, monkey four had a room with five, Nezha had a room with Su'an, Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu had a room, and Pi Jubao had a room alone.

Qiu Fu pushed open the window and looked at the sea, and couldn't help asking, "Brother Jiao, what's it like to live in the sea?"

Ren Jiao changed his clothes and lazily said: "Thank you, I'm in the villa and just got off the bus. In fact, living in the sea is no different, you just drink as much water as you want, and you will never want to know what is in the water. what."

"Ouch—" Qiu Fu stretched out his hand to stop: "Please, let me listen to clean stories, please?"

Ren Jiao thought for a while: "Do you know that sharks fight?"

Qiu Fu shook his head: "You fish are still fighting."

Ren Jiao rolled his eyes at him: "Aren't you talking nonsense, how do you choose the Mermaid King if you don't fight? You really think that the beauty is based on face, and the Merman should have died long ago."

He lit a cigarette and recalled the glorious past: "Whenever it's time to choose the Shark King, all the sharks in this sea area will gather together. Those who participate in the election will be divided into two groups, and they will slap each other with their tails." , Whoever is stronger will win."

Ren Jiao sighed: "Those slaps are worse than the dubbing in TV dramas. They are so crisp and loud that the scales can fly off."

Qiu Fu: ...

Damn you, a group of mermaids slapped the boss in the face, Qiu Fu felt that his IQ had been insulted, he went downstairs silently, and decided not to have any communication with Ren Jiao for a long time.

After driving for a long time, Pixiu decided to find a place to eat first, try the special prawns and crabs of the East China Sea, and let Wenxi, who has never traveled far, have a good meal.

A group of people drove around in the car, finally found a seafood food stall with no people, stopped the car and sat in a private room. Because they were worried about being discovered by the monsters of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, the old monsters restrained their demonic aura and looked no different from ordinary people.

Wenxi followed Pi Xiu to choose seafood, and when Pi Xiu asked him what to eat, he said what to eat.

Later, Boss Pi was rich and powerful, and all the seafood came a little bit.

Wenxi took a special look at the price board, and couldn't help but said to Pi Xiu, "The seafood here is so cheap."

"The seaside is not cheap, where is seafood cheap?" Pi Xiu smiled.

Wenxi turned her head and thought about it, there is no place where the sea is not cheap. He thought for a while and then said: "I see people are talking about rushing to the sea, shall we also go to the seaside to see later?"

Pixiu nodded: "Go after dinner."

The two of them returned to the private room after ordering the food. After a while, the food started to be served. Hou Eryi patted Ren Jiao on the shoulder and asked, "Brother Jiao, do you mind eating fish?"

Ren Jiao glanced at him: "I've eaten more fish than you have eaten peaches. I can eat fish without spitting out bones, but can you eat peaches without spitting out pits?"

Monkey Two choked: "Then why don't you see you eating fish in the store?"

Ren Jiao sighed: "I have eaten fish in the sea for more than a thousand years, but it was still raw. I finally came ashore. Isn't it self-inflicted to eat fish?" He picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, sighing: "It's still pork. it is tasty."

Seeing this, Pi Shaodi scooped up a spoonful of meat for him and put it in a bowl: "Then you, eat more."

Wenxi was taken aback when she saw this, and subconsciously gave Pi Xiu a look.

Pi Xiu leaned into his ear and said, "Ren Jiao's anger hasn't disappeared after the last parent meeting."

Wenxi frowned: "Why is he so angry?"

Pixiu: "Qipi Jubao would rather pluck out a hair from me to make a father than ask him for help."

Wenxi: ...

Wenxi: "One or two are not normal, I'd better eat."

A large table of seafood was quickly wiped out, Su An, who was always reserved at all, rolled up his sleeves and started grabbing scallops with the monkey after learning that Pixiu would pay for the meal or not AA.

It's a rare opportunity to meet a big family, and those who don't cherish it are fools!

After drinking and eating, Pixiu called the waiter to pay the bill, and took the bill very generously, but he frowned when he saw the number on it, looked at the waiter in front of him and asked: "Did you miscalculate the price, where is it?" Is it that tall?"

Wenxi went over to take a look, and said with a serious face, "The unit is wrong. It was obviously 40 a catty at the beginning, why is it now 40 a catty?"

The waiter glanced at him: "Sir, our prices are clearly marked here, didn't you see clearly when you ordered just now?"

Pi Xiu was stunned, and immediately realized that this is the special seafood of the East China Sea and Zaike came together.

He smiled indifferently, and slapped the bill on the table: "Call your boss over, and I will settle the accounts with him."

The waiter probably had seen the big scene before, so he didn't say much when he saw Pi Xiu's attitude, and walked out with the bill.

After a while, the door of the private room was pushed open again, and the bald boss walked in with a few burly men with green dragons on the left and white tigers on the right, and said, "I heard that you all want to eat free food?"

The boss glanced at Nezha who was wearing sunglasses in the room by the table, and said with a sneer, "It's really shameless to bring a blind man to eat free food."

Nezha:? ? ?