Plants vs Zombies: Legend of the Holy Beast

"Hey! Guys! We're getting ready for a big fight!" Xiang Xiaokui slowly poked his head out from a dark corner and said with his back to the plants behind.

"Are you...are you really sure that just the four of us can successfully break into the heavily guarded Zombie City headquarters?" The little devil said, still trembling, "Otherwise, let's forget it.

, after all, the captain and the others will definitely come back, so we don’t need to look for them..."

"No, no, no! They can do it, why can't we?" Xiang Xiaokui refused immediately before he could finish his words, "We have to prove to them that we are not vegetarians either!"

Lu Yinfei (very quietly): "That's right, not vegetarian but omnivorous..."

"Shut up!" Xiang Xiaokui was determined to challenge the Zombie City headquarters. "Hey, listen up. When those idiot zombies change shifts later, we will sneak in quietly. Remember

, don’t make any noise..."

Xiang Xiaokui was only halfway through speaking when the three of them rushed out as if they were stupid.

"Hey, hey, hey... what are you doing?! Come back! Come back!" Xiang Xiaokui hurriedly wanted to pull the three of them back, but she only had two hands... Oh no, it's Ye Zi, so

She just grabbed one with one hand and bit the other with her mouth...

The little devil's body suddenly floated up. He thought he had become an immortal. Unexpectedly, he turned his head to look, but it was... that he was caught in the air by Xiang Xiaokui. The little devil suddenly turned pale with fright: "Ah ah

Ahhhhh... Xiang Xiaokui is killing the same kind of people... help me!"

"Shut up!" Xiang Xiaokui was so frightened that he threw away the other two plants on his hands and covered the little devil's mouth desperately. "If you shout so loudly, you won't be afraid of being discovered by the zombies and steamed and fried.

Has it been cooked or roasted?”

The little devil stretched out a hand...well, Ye Zi, and pointed at the gate of the Zombie City headquarters: "They...are...changing shifts..."

Xiang Xiaokui glanced at the gate, and then...he spurted blood: "WTF?!"

After a while...

"Hey, it's time to change shifts! Damn it, at this point, it's time to change shifts. Where have all those zombies gone?" The zombie guarding the door kept mumbling to himself, and then walked towards the door again.

I took a look inside and said, "Hey! Are there any zombies coming over to change shifts? I'm almost starving to death. Haha, you guys are very happy eating. But it doesn't take five hours to eat!"

"Okay, here it comes! Really, why are you making such a fuss? Can't you just stand a little longer? Will you die if you stand a little longer?" A zombie slowly walked out of the door.

Xiang Xiaokui was woken up by their complaints. She rubbed her eyes: "Strange, why did I fall asleep...Huh? The zombies are changing shifts. (He shakes the other three plants desperately) Guys, wake up.

It’s time to act!”

(Now turning the camera to the interior of Zombie City...)

"You idiot, where did you throw that screw again? Why don't you hurry up and get it back for me!!" Jiuying yelled at the top of his lungs again, "Hey! You idiot! Damn it again!"

Where have you gone?"

"Jiu... Lord Jiuying, I'm here... below..." The retarded man slowly poked out his dusty head that was one level darker than an African's from under the mechanical three-headed dragon.

Come, "I'm looking for that screw down there..." He stretched out a hand, and the screw, also covered in dust, lay quietly in his hand, "Look, I've found it...

"

Jiuying looked at the idiot very speechlessly, thinking how could there be such a stupid zombie. Couldn't he just grab a stick and fish it out and get it? "Okay, okay, hurry up and put it on it..."

"boom!"

Before the retarded zombie had time to crawl out, the mechanical three-headed dragon was scattered into a pile of scrap metal, and then the retarded zombie was directly crushed into a piece of paper...

"Really, what the hell are you doing, you retard?" Jiuying babbled while pulling out the retard like a carrot.

"Fuck, it's so thin." Jiuying picked up the paper made of zombies and shook it vigorously, "And it's so transparent. The quality of the paper is pretty good..."

"Jiu...Jiuying Master...hurry...save...save me..." It took a long time for the mentally retarded zombie (or paper zombie) to squeeze out these few words from his throat.

"I……"

"Okay, okay, don't talk. I'll change you back right now and let me think of a way..." Jiuying scratched his head desperately, then looked around, and then he saw something, and his face was filled with tears.

With a look of joy on his face, he said, "Hey! There's a way. I know how to get it back for you. Just wait..."

After a while again...

Paper...oh no, it's a mentally retarded zombie, lying helplessly on the ground, looking like a carpet.

"Hahahaha..." Jiuying appeared out of nowhere, "Finally found it, it took me so long..."

"What?!" The paper (retarded) zombie raised his head and widened his eyes, "This, this, this, this... this is... a pump?!"

I saw Jiuying holding a pump with his tail and slowly crawling towards the mentally retarded zombie, "Yes, only a snake as smart as me can come up with such a method!"

"Are you kidding me..." The mentally retarded zombie couldn't laugh or cry, "I'm not a balloon, why should I get a pump..."

"Don't worry, let's give it a try..." Jiuying directly stuffed the head of the pump into the mouth of the mentally retarded zombie, and then pressed it hard...

The mentally retarded zombie returned from the two-dimensional world to the three-dimensional world in an instant, and was much fatter than before.

"Wow, this is definitely the easiest and fastest way to gain weight!" Jiuying smiled, "Come on, if you get more gas, I will turn you into a pig..."

"Hmm..." The mentally retarded zombie couldn't speak at all now. He forced a few words out of his throat. What he wanted to say was: No, no...

And Jiuying didn't want to listen to him at all, so he pressed the pump again, and the mentally retarded zombie suddenly opened his mouth, and then the whole person... No, the whole zombie was in the laboratory like a deflated balloon.

Floating wildly...

(Type tube: Woohoo ... you are funny, but you actually snatch my first kiss ...)

"Hey, hey, stop, stop quickly! Oh no, my evil spirit Dragon God will definitely kill me!" Jiuying waved his claws desperately, trying to fish out the mentally retarded zombie.

But unfortunately, short claws are a kind of flaw...

And then there’s…

"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!"......

"Huh? What happened outside?" Uncle Zombie heard those loud noises, but his eyes still did not leave the screen of the game console, "Okay, we are almost winning, we are almost winning... it happened

What, just leave him alone for now..."

After a while...

"Phew - it finally stopped." The mentally retarded zombie said in fear, "It really scared me to death just now. I thought I really turned into a flying pig..."

"So do you want to come down or not..." Jiuying's weak voice came from under the mentally retarded zombie's butt. The mentally retarded zombie was stunned for a moment before suddenly reacting. His eyes slowly moved down, but he only saw himself.

There is a snake's tail swaying below...

The mentally retarded zombie was so frightened that he immediately jumped down, then turned around and looked at Jiu Ying in horror. What he met directly was Jiu Ying's angry and helpless eyes: "You are a retarded idiot who is looking for death, aren't you... Lian Yan

The prince dared to ride on his head..."

"Ah... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." The mentally retarded zombie bowed and apologized desperately. He had fought hard enough for his worthless life. It is estimated that even if Jiuying asked him to go to the toilet now, he would have no hesitation.

.

Just as Jiuying was about to open his mouth to scold him, a zombie soldier suddenly pushed open the door and barged in.

"Report——!"

"Tell your sister, if you need anything, please tell me quickly. Didn't you see, am I busy here?" Jiuying didn't want to pay attention to him at all.

"Report, Master Jiuying, we caught four plants, you...ah, what do you think you are going to do with them?" said the zombie soldier.

"What kind of punishment is there for such a trivial matter? Just let them go to jail. Get out, get out, don't bother me." How can Jiuying still have the mood to care about plants now?

The zombie soldier gave a very iconic salute, shouted loudly: "Yes!" Then he turned around and disappeared without a trace.

"These zombies are so enthusiastic about their work." Jiuying turned back to look at the pile of scrap metal, "Oh, forget it, retard, you have to fix it for me now, otherwise... you

Know the consequences."

"Yes..." the mentally retarded zombie replied weakly. He was also very helpless. If he hadn't just found a screw to make up the number, he wouldn't have gone to the trouble of getting under the mechanical three-headed dragon to remove the screw.

(Now back to...um...WC?)

Uncle Zombie was still immersed in his head-stealing game. He was having so much fun that he actually treated his toilet as his home. But to be honest, at least he would not be disturbed by Jiuying when he stayed here.

"Let me go! Let me go quickly! You bunch of zombies!" A girl's voice sounded outside the toilet. Uncle Zombie raised his head in confusion. When did a female zombie come to Zombie City headquarters? Or was it?

explain……

Strong curiosity drove Uncle Zombie to put down his beloved game console and leave the toilet, which he claimed he would never leave. He slightly opened the door a crack, only to see several zombies grabbing a sunflower from him.

As I walked past, the sunflower was still roaring desperately.

"Oh, there is actually a plant that dares to break in. I really admire her courage." Uncle Zombie made his little calculation again, "If we don't act now, when will we wait? That's right, that's right.

Let’s do it!”

"boom!"

Those zombies locked the prison door very violently, but Xiang Xiaokui still refused to give up: "You zombies, let us out quickly! Otherwise, you will die in an ugly way! ...

"

"Sister Xiaokui, can you please be quiet for a while?" The little devil looked at her helplessly, "Even if you scream until your throat is broken, they won't let you out..."

"Ah, no, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care..." Xiang Xiaokui slapped the door desperately, "Even this young lady dares to put me in prison. These zombies are too ungrateful! Wait until I get out.

, I must crush them all into zombie ashes!"

"it's useless!"

A strange yet familiar voice sounded in their ears, who is this?

"Without my help, you wouldn't have been able to escape, let alone turn me into ashes."

"You are..." Ah Ji shuddered as if his acupoints were tapped, "You are Grand Duke Zhong!"

"Haha, yes, I am the master of the Zombie City headquarters... Oh no, it's the Lord Zombie, the wise and arrogant Dr. Zombie King!"

Uncle Zombie slowly walked out of the darkness, but at this time he has lost his former glory. Now he is like a dog driven at will. Therefore, he wants to rise! He wants revenge! He must take revenge.

Drive out the Nine Infants—including all the ferocious beasts!

"Are you...are you really Uncle Zombie?" Sure enough, Uncle Zombie's current appearance has made all the plants unrecognizable, "How..."

"It's a long story, so I won't go into too much nonsense. I need your help." Zombie calmed down, "Let's work together to kill Jiu Ying and the others!"

"Is this...really fake? Just you? Are you cooperating with us?" Xiang Xiaokui obviously still doesn't trust him. After all, it was Uncle Zombie who destroyed their home, and they still want to seek revenge from him!

"I know you don't believe me, but now you only have this way. I'm in trouble too..." Uncle Zombie let out a long sigh, "There's also the traitor inside you..."

"The traitor?!" Xiang Xiaokui seemed to have been shocked, "You mean, the traitor thing is true? Then aren't Xia Xiaoqi and the others in danger?"

"It's not just dangerous, it's very, very dangerous." Uncle Zombie didn't know if it was because he had a brain cramp or something, but he actually told them these things, "Because the traitor is none other than one of the four ferocious beasts, Ying Zhu.

And it’s still level four…”

After hearing this, Xiang Xiaokui was so frightened that she almost jumped up to the ceiling: "You, you, you, what did you say?! Tao Tao?! Fourth level?! Then Xia Xiaoqi and the others have no chance of winning at all?"

"It's not like there's no chance of winning...if you can cooperate with me..." Uncle Zombie continued, "Stop talking nonsense, I'll let you out first, but you have to listen to me, it's easy to get lost in the headquarters

of."

"Hmm...Okay, I'll trust you for now..." Xiang Xiaokui really couldn't think of any other way and could only listen to him.

So Si Zhi ran around in the maze-like headquarters of Zombie City...

"Say...speak...come back...Zhang...Zhang Grandpa, what do you want from us? What should we do?" Xiang Xiaokui was already so tired that he almost fell down after walking around the headquarters of Zheng City for a few times.

After getting off, "I, let me say, what on earth do you want us to do? Are we just going to keep going in circles here?"

"Shh-" Uncle Zombie suddenly turned his head and put his finger to his mouth as a gesture of speaking softer.

“嘘什么嘘呀,我说你个僵太公到底想干嘛呀?带我们在这里一直兜圈子又是几个意思啊?”向小葵耐心已经被完全磨灭了,“你要是再不告诉我们,你

If you really want to do something, we will..."

"Keep your voice down!" Zombie immediately covered Xiang Xiaokui's mouth, then pulled them and hid in a dark corner.

Then a bunch of zombies walked past them.

Although Xiang Xiaokui was very reluctant to have his mouth covered by him, she didn't dare to say anything now.

The zombies were talking to themselves and wandering around with flashlights on, but they had no intention of patrolling and just passed by Si Zhi.

"Haha, Uncle Zombie, it seems that your men are all idiots." Xiang Xiaokui looked at the backs of the zombies helplessly, "They can't even see them hiding here, they are really hopelessly stupid.

Already."

Uncle Zombie just looked at them silently and sighed helplessly. This era no longer belongs to him, so he has now made up his mind that even if he risks his life, he must save Jiu Ying and all the others.

The vicious beast, drive it away!

"So now, what I need you to do for me is very simple," Uncle Zombie took them and hid in a small dark room next to the laboratory, "that is... help me lure that stupid snake Jiuying

Open! Then I went in and dismantled the three-headed mechanical dragon!" Angry fire burst out in Zombie's eyes, and he stared firmly in front of him.

But the plants don't think so. It's not easy to lure away the snake Jiuying. This guy is not as stupid as he said. Besides, if Jiuying wants to kill them, it will be like crushing an ant.

So simple.

"Don't be ridiculous, Grandpa Zheng, how can we distract Jiu Ying with just the few of us? Even if we can distract you, we can't help you buy more time!" All Xiang Xiaokui's words pointed to the same point.

The same topic, that is, they can't do it, "And didn't you build that mechanical three-headed dragon? Are you really going to do it?"

"For the sake of my Zombie City headquarters, I have to reluctantly give up my love." Uncle Zombie replied, and then pushed them out, "It's up to you! Remember to pay attention to safety!"

"Hey, hey, Grandpa Zombie, I haven't agreed yet." The little devil turned to him and said, "But...do you really have the ability to dismantle the three-headed mechanical dragon?"

"Of course!" Zombie said very proudly, "I know where his weakness is, so you can go ahead with peace of mind! After luring Jiu Ying away, just find a place to hide, and you'd better

Run separately, otherwise, he will easily catch them all."

"Okay, I got it, you don't need to say it!" After Xiang Xiaokui finished speaking, he led the other plants towards the laboratory with firm steps.

"Alas...this time we can only succeed, not fail..."

(Inside the laboratory...)

"Oh, it's finally fixed!" Jiuying wiped the sweat from his forehead with his paws, "Now it's safe!"

The mentally retarded zombie was still looking at him with dismay. It was obvious that he was still confused and didn't know what to do.

"Lord Evil Dragon God! I'm right here, please wake up!" Jiuying raised his neck and shouted.

However, the mechanical three-headed dragon did not react at all and did not even move.

"Uh... Master Jiu Ying, you... Oh no, are you really sure this has been repaired?" the mentally retarded zombie asked cautiously.

Jiuying's head drooped all of a sudden, "No, I've been practicing for so long and I still haven't recovered! Forget it, come back another day."

"Hey! Stupid snake!"

A certain Sunflower's voice sounded outside the door, and Jiuying immediately raised his head, his eyes blazing: "What?! Who dares to call me a stupid snake again?! I caught him, and I must let him die without a burial!"

"

The mentally retarded zombie slowly raised his hand and pointed at Xiang Xiaokui, who was roaring desperately outside: "Master Jiuying, she is over there..."

Jiuying roared in anger and rushed towards Xiang Xiaokui, "How dare you, a little sunflower, call me a stupid snake! I will make you die happily!"

"Hahaha, come on, come on, just a little bit..." Xiang Xiaokui not only didn't panic, but stuck out her tongue at him, then turned around and ran outside like a gust of wind.

Jiuying was so angry that he lost his mind this time. He actually pushed down the wall and rushed out.

The mentally retarded zombie was also at a loss and didn't know what to do, so he chased after him.

Uncle Zombie hid behind the door of the laboratory, watched the two of them go away, and then slowly climbed into the laboratory.

"Haha, I have to be ruthless this time and tear you apart!" Uncle Zombie swung a huge axe, weighing at least 80 kilograms, "I can't let you live like this anymore, I'm going to

Take back my dignity!"

After Zombie finished speaking, he aimed the ax at the weak point of the mechanical three-headed dragon - the crystal stone on his chest - and then slammed it down.

"Old man Zheng, are you looking for death?"

Zombie Bo's ax hadn't even touched the three-headed mechanical dragon, but the machine's eyes lit up with a black light. It suddenly raised its front paw, and split his ax in two with one claw.

The sharp section hit the laboratory door directly, and then the laboratory door was destroyed.

"Evil...Evil Spirit Dragon God...you..." Uncle Zombie's legs instantly softened, "You are not..."

"Hahaha..." The mechanical three-headed dragon suddenly stood up, and a dragon-shaped black smoke appeared above his head. Isn't that the soul of the evil dragon god that will never dissipate?

"No, no, no, no, no..." Uncle Zombie was so frightened that he backed away repeatedly, unable to say anything except the word "no".

The evil dragon god stared at his black eyes angrily at Uncle Zombie, "Do you think you can end me with an axe? This is impossible!"

"No, that's not the case! I just wanted to..."

"No need to explain, I will send you to the West right away!"

The dark energy in the evil dragon god gradually expands, and it looks like he is about to unleash his ultimate move!

"Impossible! You can't kill him at all!"

Another strange yet familiar voice sounded.

The evil dragon god turned his gaze to a very inconspicuous corner, his eyes widened like a carp: "This...how is this possible? You guy, haven't you been sent to the alchemy furnace?"

"That's right!" A zombie wearing an iron bucket walked out of the darkness, "I went to practice the alchemy furnace, so I'm back!"

I really don’t know what words to use to describe the expression on Uncle Zombie’s face. Is it surprise or amazement? Maybe only a ghost can know.

(Ghost: What are you doing to me...)

"Look what this is! The Evil Dragon God." The Iron Bucket Zombie suddenly took out a crystal from behind like magic. Isn't that the core of the mechanical three-headed dragon?

"What?!" The Evil Dragon God's jaw dropped to the ground, "You, you, you, how did you do that?"

"Haha, when you focus all your attention on Dr. Zombie King, I will go and get that crystal!" The Iron Barrel Zombie replied very proudly, and then the expression on his face suddenly changed.

He became angry and said, "Just go to hell!"

"Ah——!!" The evil dragon god wailed in great pain, and then dispersed directly, just like the human world (should I write it as zombie...) evaporated, disappearing without a trace in an instant.

"Haha, I don't know what to do!" The Iron Bucket Zombie threw the crystal aside, "Does an evil dragon god want to fight a zombie now?"

(Now I am turning the camera to the running channel of Plants and Jiuying... and a certain plant photographer is running with them...)

"Ah! Stop chasing me! We've already chased you here! You're still chasing us!" Xiang Xiaokui and the others had already run to a place ten kilometers away from the Zombie City headquarters, but Jiuying still pursued them. He didn't want to let go.

Chasing other plants, but only chasing Xiaokui.

"You bastard, why are you only chasing me? I know I'm good-looking, and I also know you like me, but you don't have to be like this!" After this, Xiang Xiaokui

He actually has the guts to show off.

"Me!" Jiuying was almost furious, "I have to bite you to death!" After saying that, he rushed towards Xiang and closed his mouth suddenly.

"oops!"

Then there was a burst of screams.

However, the scream was not from Xiang Xiaokui, but...

"Oops! Who is it?" Jiuying lay on the ground, looking at the broken teeth all over the ground with distress, and shouted angrily to the sky.

"What's going on, you still dare to chase me, you're going to fall down now!" Xiang Xiaokui saw Jiuying's cowardly look, and pretended to be cool again.

However, Jiuying did not pay attention to Xiang Xiaokui, but turned his gaze to another place. The two green lights in the darkness quickly disappeared.

"It turns out it's you! You hateful Dapeng bird!" Jiuying immediately stood up and chased in the direction where the light spot disappeared, "You hateful nightmare Kunpeng! Do you want to betray us like Qi Yaoxun?

Don’t you know that the consequences of betraying us will be very serious? If I don’t beat you to a pulp today, I won’t let it go!”

"What happened?" Xiang Xiaokui was still confused.

A loud bird song sounded in the distance, resounding through the sky, announcing his arrival.

(End of chapter......)

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