Play Game of Life

a little earlier.

The big curtain of the stage of the Science Hall is closed at this time. After the host announces the curtain, the projection screen on the curtain shows the program name of "Undercover Trainee", as well as the list of actors, screenwriters and other related personnel.

Starring: Liu Bo, Lu Yixiao, Zhao Haoyan

Special Performance: Freshman Group of School of Game Design

Screenwriter: Lu Zhixing

Seeing this playlist, many viewers who were about to run away after listening to Lu Zhixing's singing stopped.

"Eh? The screenwriter is Lu Zhixing? Can he still write sketches?"

"Interesting, stay and have a look."

Immediately afterwards, the projection screen on the curtain began to tell the background setting of this sketch.

"With the continuous development of the fan economy and the continuous evolution of idol groups, more and more entertainment companies are beginning to try to form their own draft teams. The emergence of the hit variety show "Universe Trainee" has gradually increased the competition among major entertainment companies. Tends to white-hot.

"At this time, under the arrangement of other entertainment companies, a group of undercover agents sneaked into the program of "Universe Trainee". Their task is to try their best to discover the black material of this program and completely destroy this variety show!

"But the program group of "Universe Trainee" is not an idler. They immediately cleared all the undercover agents suspected of being from other companies, but accidentally left a fish that slipped through the net.

"And this fish that slipped through the net is the last hope for people to destroy the program "Universe Trainee"..."

This piece of content cooperates with the pictures displayed on the curtain, creating an atmosphere of "the mountain is about to come and the wind is full of wind" to all audiences, just like a spy war blockbuster, full of suspense.

But the target of the undercover agent was another variety show. This kind of inexplicable contrast and cuteness immediately attracted the audience, and the sense of anticipation for the comedy was firmly established.

Soon, the curtain opened, and the stage looked like a dormitory for talent show trainees. At this time, the dormitory was empty, but there was a prominent place for the trainees' rankings. Among them, the first place was Lu Yixiao and the second place Zhao Haoyan is very conspicuous, this is a hidden message.

Liu Bo was facing the audience, typing on his mobile phone with a serious expression while speaking his lines.

"The young eagle calls the old nest: I have initially penetrated into the enemy's interior, and the first batch of information has been sent, please check it. I believe that with these scandals, it should be able to cause a huge public opinion storm in the outside world.

"Next, I will continue to work hard to get close to one or two of these trainees and get more information from them!"

Suddenly, he seemed to hear the movement outside, and hurriedly hid the phone.

Zhao Haoyan walked swaggeringly while making a phone call: "What? Brother Xiao, among our trainees, are we undercover?"

As soon as this remark came out, the atmosphere at the scene instantly became dignified. Accompanied by the tense sound effects, it gave people a feeling of tension.

However, in the next second, Zhao Haoyan whispered to the phone: "Brother Xiao, is this undercover agent you?"

This magical turning point instantly made many viewers laugh out loud. The second place in the draft heard that there was an undercover agent. The first reaction was to suspect the first place in the draft? There is no one in this brain circuit.

Sure enough, Zhao Haoyan was sprayed on the phone, and while putting away the phone, he scratched his head in doubt: "It's not Brother Xiao, could it be me? It can't be..."

In just two lines, a heartless image instantly stood up.

The following plots are all carried out according to Lu Zhixing's original script, and are divided into three units: "undercover knowledge", "spy war situation" and "truth is not clear".

In these three units, the jokes can be said to be one after another, making the audience laugh up and down. The laughter of the previous burden has not passed, and the latter burden has been seamlessly connected.

In "Undercover", it is mainly about the rivalry between Zhao Haoyan and Liu Bo. The main content is that Zhao Haoyan teaches Liu Bo, a novice, various draft skills, while Liu Bo looks at all this from the perspective of a normal person, which creates a wonderful sense of contrast. .

"So senior, your stage name is Zhao Haoyan? It's really appropriate, and it reflects your temperament very well."

"Isn't this normal? As trainees, we all have to have a distinctive-sounding name so that the audience can remember you. I believe that your name should also be extraordinary, right?"

"Oh...my name is Liu Boer."

As soon as the name came out, the audience roared with laughter.

"Liu...Boer, your self-introduction is too simple. No one taught you when you came in? Look at me: Hey yeah, my name is Zhao Haoyan AKA the brave young man! @#￥%\u0026*...Please Everyone, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me @#￥%\u0026*..."

"...Brother Zhao, are you introducing yourself because you are afraid that others will remember you?"

"What are you talking about! Aren't all trainees like this? Your self-introduction is just a name, and you don't even have a label for yourself. How can you let the audience remember you? If you don't believe me, ask, everyone will remember you What is it called?"

Zhao Haoyan looked at the audience, but the audience immediately answered in unison: "Liu Boer!"

Zhao Haoyan was a little embarrassed: "Hey, did you learn how to buy sailors as soon as you came in? Yes, you have a future. You will mix with me in the future, and I will teach you well. By the way, it's time for dinner, let's go to the cafeteria to eat first. You like to eat What?"

In the plot of eating, there are also stalks related to the nouns of the talent show, such as "we who are idols must keep a distance from fans", "we must cherish twice-cooked pork", etc.

Then, the curtain slowly closed, and the skit entered the second stage of "Spy Wars".

On the stage that the audience can no longer see, the students in the drama management team are busy moving up and down various performance props and changing the scenery. Performance stage.

And on the curtain, it shows the name of the second act, as well as a funny short video of Liu Bo's life in this show.

The short film is shown in a nonsensical way. Although there are no lines, the funny actions and cheerful background music still make the audience overjoyed.

After the short film was played, the stage set was ready, and the preview video of the first performance and the current ranking began to be played on the big screen.

"Next, the first performance of the universe trainees officially begins!"

The curtain slowly opened, and the boys from the School of Game Design, who were in charge of acting, were all dressed in draft uniforms and sang and danced on the stage in unison.

Once again, warm applause and cheers broke out at the scene, and excited whistles sounded from time to time.

These students have never practiced dancing seriously, so they must dance like a group of demons. It looks very weird, but this is exactly the stage effect everyone wants.

The state of these people dancing messily but trying to be handsome is very similar to the trainees of those talent shows, and Liu Bo who is paddling silently in the corner with a look of lovelessness is even more out of place. This absurd scene alone It made many viewers laugh out loud.

After the jump, everyone was panting crazily on the spot. Liu Bo whispered to Zhao Haoyan beside him with a confused face: "Brother Zhao, is it necessary to pant so much for just two jumps?"

Zhao Haoyan quickly reminded: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and breathe with me! Otherwise, your teammates will say that you are paddling!"

When the performance was over, everyone else left.

And Liu Bo, seeing no one around, secretly took out his mobile phone again: "Young Eagle called Lao Nest: I have initially gained the trust of Zhao Haoyan, the second place in the draft, he seems to be mentally handicapped, very easy to deceive. The second I should have received the information about the scandal this time, right? Very good, I will continue to lurk and look for opportunities to get close to the first place in the draft, Lu Yixiao."

However, Zhao Haoyan broke in suddenly: "The goddamn undercover agent actually exposed all the scandals of our show under the noses of our thirty or so trainees! Eh? It's strange, I never heard of this scandal. After Brother Xiao got it from there, he only told you, how did it leak...Liu Bo, tell me, who is this undercover agent?"

The lights on the stage dimmed in an instant, and the suspenseful sound effect sounded. Liu Bo's face was calm: "Heh, have you finally been discovered? That's right, the undercover agent is... me!"

With his showdown, the suspenseful atmosphere on the stage reached its peak in an instant, but just when the audience thought that this matter would not end, Zhao Haoyan suddenly patted Liu Bo on the shoulder: "Are you kidding me! You?

"I noticed you from the first day you were born. You don't even know your stage name, you don't know how to call a teacher when you see people, you don't breathe when you sing and dance, and you don't come when you are practicing. You often go to the bathroom secretly by yourself... Anyone can see that you are abnormal.

"Do you think the outside world will arrange such an obvious undercover agent in our program?"

Liu Bo looked confused: "No."

Zhao Haoyan: "Yes, no! So don't make such funny jokes in the dormitory next time, we are a serious talent show, very serious!"

He turned and left, and said to himself: "Sure enough, my guess is justified, Brother Xiao really might be an undercover agent..."

In the following plot, Lv Yixiao appeared on the stage. He seemed much smarter than Zhao Haoyan, and he also led the target in the direction of Liu Bo through reasoning several times. As other trainees who looked similar to Liu Bo were eliminated one by one, see It seems that Liu Bo is only one step away from being exposed.

Immediately afterwards there was another public performance, and the plot entered the third unit "The Truth Is Not White".

Just when Liu Bo thought he was doomed, the results of the performance came out, and many audiences frantically voted for him, forcing his ranking to soar. And his previous bad behavior can also be explained as a special personality.

Even after his bad performance got out of the circle, the program crew continued to add roles to him. Lu Yixiao fell out of favor in the first moment of the draft, which overturned all his previous suspicions about Liu Bo.

Lu Yixiao looked at Liu Bo, and began to analyze with a broken face: "Only the three of us know about the shady scene this time. Zhao Haoyan is my most trusted brother. He will never betray me, and he has absolutely no brains to be an undercover agent. ...

"But it's impossible for you to be an undercover agent, because you are now the heart of tomorrow that has attracted much attention in the program group. If you were an undercover agent, wouldn't the program group lose all face?

"Since you are not an undercover agent, then the undercover agent... can only be me!"

Liu Bo: "Huh?"

Lu Yixiao continued to analyze: "Hey, yes, you see, if I am an undercover agent, it is more reasonable than you. I am lurking deep, and I also have Zhao Haoyan as a helper, so I can use him to continuously pass on information without being caught. Doubt, no wonder it has never been discovered!"

Zhao Haoyan also echoed: "Look, I have already said that you are an undercover agent!"

Lu Yixiao's expression became serious: "I'm an undercover agent... It turns out that Lao Zhao's guess is right, I'm really an undercover agent...

"Then I have to complete the undercover mission and expose all the black material of "Universe Trainee"!

"And you..."

Lu Yixiao looked at Liu Bo again: "Since you are not an undercover agent, then you are the spokesperson of the evil capital, a trafficker? Alright, I will ruthlessly expose you to the media and make you completely confused!"

Liu Bo: "Huh?"

Just as he wanted to make an excuse, he was forcibly dragged away by the program crew and made his debut as the first place.

The curtain was slowly drawn up, and the last scene projected by the projector on the curtain was Liu Bo, as the first draft star who made his debut with a bad performance, appeared on the cover of an entertainment magazine without love.

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PS. It is really too difficult to express the jokes of sketches in words, and I will never write sketches again. Recommend a few prototype sketches for everyone: "Idol Waiter", "Code Name Big Ben", "Master and Me", "The Police and My Snake Who Am I", are all my favorites in the annual comedy competition In this part of the plot, some classic plots of these sketches are used, which is better for taste comparison.

Push the book "Starting from the Red Moon" author Heishan Laogui's new book "The End of Mystery", students who like suspense style can go and read it