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Li Sheng pushed open the door, and Han Letian, Mu Yulu and Shao Wangshu were standing in the corridor, each holding a bag of hot pot ingredients.

"Help me,"

Han Letian handed the plastic bag to Li Sheng and glanced at the house, "Your house is quite clean. The room is clean and odorless, either a sissy or a gay."

Li Sheng welcomed the three people into the house and complained: "Do you think I am you? I would put milk, cockroaches, Nutri-Express, spicy strips, sour plums, floral water, and raw pork into plastic bottles to make them smelly."

"That was all in elementary school, okay? And you did it too."

Han Letian rolled his eyes and turned on the air conditioner and TV in a familiar manner.

"Childish." Mu Yulu curled her lips and pulled Shao Wangshu to sit on the sofa, who looked around curiously.

This house is indeed quite clean and tidy, the kitchen and living room are spotless, and even the bottom of the coffee table, the corners of the sofa and other dead corners, there is not much dust.

This is not because Li Sheng has mysophobia, but out of confidentiality and safety principles.

The technology mastered by Prometheus, the Evil Science Alliance, GS Biotechnology and other forces is too advanced. They can extract genes and clone and replicate with just a hair, a piece of dandruff, or a drop of dried blood.

Not to mention those weird and unpredictable evil methods.

If you accidentally drop a hair, it is really possible that someone will pick it up and curse you remotely with the Seven Arrows Book or some other witchcraft.

Based on these concerns, Li Sheng designed multiple insurances when decorating the house.

Reinstall the sewer system; the central air conditioner in the room is equipped with a fresh air system, and the fresh air exhaust duct is also equipped with several filters; the sweeping robot cleans the room once in the morning and evening; insist on buying groceries and cooking by yourself to avoid the takeaway boxes with DNA being recycled.

In terms of caution alone, he can almost rank in the top 1% of all player groups.

Those players who are more cautious than him are all doomsday theorists, who firmly believe that the end of the world is coming, and choose to live in underground bunkers that can withstand nuclear explosions, eat canned food, and drink mineral water.

As the host, Li Sheng was cleaning and processing the hot pot ingredients in the study, chatting with friends from time to time, enjoying the rare leisure time.

Until

"Can I borrow the bathroom?" Shao Wangshu asked politely.

"Sure." Li Sheng pointed casually, and just as he was about to turn back, he suddenly thought of something and his face changed slightly.

It's broken, the toilet seat!

As a liquid metal robot, Huiyu has a very magical physiological structure. She can restore her physical strength by touching the power switch, and she doesn't need to eat or drink.

But she won't give up such a pleasant thing as eating and drinking.

Since the taste system is normal, she has molded a full metal digestive system for herself, and she is crazy about hamburgers, cola, fried chicken, cheese pizza, bread, high-oil and high-salt dishes and other calorie bombs every day.

All food is mashed into a paste in the metal stomach and then excreted.

In her words, "During the ten minutes of squatting on the toilet, I can play with my phone while thinking about life, the universe, where I came from and where I should go, and other philosophical questions, which is really beneficial to my body and mind."

What can Li Sheng do? She had to use super-hard high-strength ceramics to reinforce the toilet at home so that it can withstand the weight of more than 800 kilograms of Huiyu's petite body.

In addition, a layer of pink toilet seat cushion was also put on.

Normally, a single male home would not have such a thing

"Wait!"

Li Sheng took a step forward and stopped Shao Wangshu who was about to go to the bathroom, and said with a tense expression: "This bathroom can't be used."

"Huh?" Shao Wangshu didn't react, "Why?"

Hahaha, I just had a big shit.

This reason flashed through Li Sheng's mind and was quickly abandoned.

Why didn't you flush the big shit? Why didn't you fix it if you couldn't flush it?

Li Sheng's mouth twitched slightly, and he thought of another excuse in a hurry, "This bathroom is still under renovation."

"Huh?" Mu Yulu, who was preparing the hot pot base, asked with empty eyes, "How else can the bathroom be renovated?"

Li Sheng said calmly, "I hate people shitting on my head the most in my life, so I'm going to change the position of the toilet."

"Because the layout of the rooms on each floor of the apartment building is the same, so as long as it is not on the top floor, it is equivalent to someone shitting on your head, right?"

Mu Yulu sighed and complained, "What a proud and crazy dragon."

"The young man is as fierce as a wolf, patting his chest with passion, carrying classic quotes on his shoulders, don't be so arrogant in front of me. I am arrogant, what can I do."

Li Sheng made a joke casually, and finally fooled this section. While Shao Wangshu went to the bathroom next to the study, he quietly locked the bedroom door.

Huiyu is just a little girl weighing more than 800 kilograms. The bed she sleeps on and the chair she sits on are reinforced with alloy to prevent collapse.

Gulp gulp

The hot pot was steaming. Han Letian held the bowl and asked, "Asheng, where is your cooking oil? I need to make some dipping sauce."

"In the cabinet under the microwave, look for it."

As soon as Li Sheng finished speaking, Han Letian opened the cabinet and an electronic cigarette fell out of it with a snap, spinning in his bowl.

"Uh"

Han Letian pondered, "Lao Sheng, I remember that the law stipulates that minors cannot buy electronic cigarettes."

Li Sheng pretended to be calm: "This is not for smoking, it's a tool for me to practice pen spinning."

Pah-pa-pa!

More electronic cigarettes fell out of the cabinet, with different styles and flavors.

Xiangyin Caiyun - soft cucumber flavor

Hongyun rolling - red date flavor

Lvshan Yingying - mung bean flavor

Zhuzhang Shengma - herbal aged fragrance

There is no doubt that these are the snacks that Huiyu secretly hid.

Seeing this, Li Sheng remained calm and explained calmly: "I don't smoke e-cigarettes, I just love to spin pens."

"I only smoke the fifth generation of a big pipe in my mouth~It's not bad to smoke more, it's really fun without a lighter~Beyond, try it, my lungs are itching now~"

The abstract ringtone sounded under the coffee table. Obviously, Huiyu didn't bring her mobile phone when she entered the electronic pet egg.

Han Letian: (。)

Mu Yulu: (_ゝ)

Shao Wangshu: (|||Д)

Li Sheng silently took the e-cigarette in Han Letian's bowl, walked to the coffee table, picked up Huiyu's mobile phone, and the caller ID showed a harassing call from the insurance company, "Hello, thank you, I don't need insurance."

The phone was hung up. As long as I am not embarrassed, others are embarrassed.

Seeing that Li Sheng looked so normal, Han Letian and others did not dare to say or ask, until they finished eating hot pot and watching the movie, and reminded Li Sheng to take care of her health and smoke less.

Shao Wangshu also handed over a business card of a psychological treatment institution, and tactfully suggested that if Li Sheng was under great academic pressure, he might as well consult a doctor.

Snap.

The door closed, and Li Sheng silently took out the electronic pet egg and pressed the button.

Huiyu jumped out of the void and said carelessly: "Finally came out, what did you eat? Ah Sheng, you have to compensate me well"

The voice became softer and softer, and Huiyu noticed the neatly stacked electronic cigarettes in the box on the table in the living room from the corner of his eyes, and slapped his forehead and said: "I almost forgot that I haven't done my homework today. Hey, look at this homework, it's really homework."