Players Please Respect Yourself

(Lovely host Chu Jiayun 8/26)

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Ouch!

Someone is still too young!

If you can talk, you must always say it is your daughter first.

A while ago, there was a 45-year-old buddy in Tianchao. His eldest daughter was about to go to college, and he accidentally got tricked by his wife of the same age. She was clearly about to retire, but all of a sudden, she was about to hug her again.

Alas, it's all about policy.

If Wang Hao, a young man, had a similar experience, he would definitely not have said what he just said.

How offensive!

If it were someone else, maybe he would know what Dragon's Wrath is.

The old dragon picked up a small knife. Although I don't know if this thing can be big or small like a golden cudgel, it can hit someone's dog's head, but the dragon's anger just now is real.

"Oh, I'm getting old, and my nails are hardening. Ordinary knives can't trim nails. Please forgive me! However, the price has fluctuated recently, and the things you want are really not cheap. This is only this time, and next time we will discuss the matter of reducing prices. "

snort! You bad old man, very bad!

Next price cut?

I heard that the longer an old thing lives, the more it likes to write things down in a small black notebook. The cover also used words like [death note].

Wang Hao can be very domineering to the outside world, but in fact, he is very conscientious. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been tricked into this damn place by the damn sniper system.

"Thank you, old man, for taking care of me all the time. Small things don't amount to respect..." Someone silently transferred 1,000 redemption points.

"Hehehe! You're so out of touch! Nephew!" As he said so, this guy collected money faster than anyone else. He used to be called a boy, but now he is called a nephew.

Nima, this bad old man is bleeding pus.

Instead, Ao Xiaowu stared at Wang Hao. At this moment, her golden eyes and fiery dragon eyes had already seen through the water body in front of her, and she couldn't help being puzzled.

"Xiao Wu, this is Wang Hao, a compatriot who also wandered here. We are a pair of friends who have forgotten their age."

Wang Hao crazily complained in his heart: This old dragon is full of tricks, the ghost knows how he will arrange me later.

On the surface, he nodded and said: "Yo, Miss Ao, we meet again. I'm sorry, but due to some special reasons, my body is still busy."

"That's why you hid in the ditch on the street outside the door?" Ao Xiaowu raised her chin slightly, and raised her delicate nose.

"..."

Can the two father and daughter still have a good chat?

Ao Xiaowu waved her right hand, pointed her thumb at her father, and said to Wang Hao, "Don't look at him looking like he's dying of old age. Believe me, as long as he wants to do something, once you enter Quicksand City, you There is no escape."

"Don't say that. Seeing my nephew hiding in the ditch as if he thought he could escape. Isn't it interesting?"

Ma Dan! Why did Dragon Palace not hack you to death back then, but exile you to harm people everywhere?

Well, in front of a real boss, you should be counseled or you should be counseled.

Five minutes later, Wang Hao himself sat on the futon in the 'Dragon Gate' with a little embarrassment.

Ao Xiaowu stared at Wang Hao for a long time: "Are you really from the Celestial Dynasty?"

Wang Hao: "I will return this to you without change."

"I'm a dragon! Although I'm a half-blood, my mother is a half-dragon with Western red dragon blood."

"..."

You're even a mixed race! ?

No wonder I don't think the pair of dragon horns look like Celestial Dragons.

Am I going to give that old boy a [Glory for the Country] plaque?

The old dragon coughed: "Oh! I was living here back then, and I didn't know the place I knew well. It happened to be a little lonely, so I hit it off with her mother..."

"Fart! You use strong ones. It's just that the Dragon Clan breaks the rules, and the strong are respected. Mother obeyed you. Uh, don't mind, our father and daughter have this temper. My mother died a thousand years ago. Half Dragon people only have so many days, so you don't have to worry about that."

Being teased by his daughter, the old dragon rarely got angry or anything, and he showed embarrassment on his old face: "Xiao Wu, this, you should restrain yourself a little bit. I'm chatting with the Lord of the Abyss of the West."

Ao Xiaowu showed a surprised expression: "You are [Abyss of the West]? What are those messy rumors?"

Wang Hao turned his back to the sky at a 45-degree angle, only needing two drops of eye drops, and it was just a scene: "There is...a deep misunderstanding."

Can I say that it is all the fault of sand sculpture players?

This pair of old antique dragon father and daughter probably can't understand what a player is, right?

Alas, it is too difficult for me.

He didn't explain much, he only promised to restrain his subordinates and open a border post as an immigration management office to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings.

Ao Xiaowu said carelessly: "Oh! That's it! As long as you don't kill people randomly in Quicksand City in the future, I will cover you!"

Someone doubted Ao Xiaowu's fighting power. Think about it seriously, the Dragon Clan is a bug with a race level of ten or twenty every minute. There is still an egg in the dragon egg, and every minute it is born, it will be lv999.

Is it necessary for me to stab others against the scales or be taught to be a human being?

What's more, even if you beat the young ones, there are still old ones.

Do you think the old dragon's nail clippers are not sharp enough?

In the end, driven by the [Prudence Bible], Wang Hao was determined not to discuss the depth of her strength, and replied in a nonchalant manner: "Oh, thank you for your care."

"Okay, I still have patrol missions. Don't pass today, come to Liusand City when you have time. There are not many living compatriots these days, don't just die!" Flash people.

After calming down, Wang Hao made a quite unexpected request from the old dragon: "I want to buy holy water, the kind that can deal with undead creatures. It's better if you can make it yourself."

"Oh? How powerful do you want?" The old dragon asked casually as if his eyes were dazed.

"Is there anyone who can purify a city at will?" Wang Hao also seemed to be casual.

"You can't afford it."

The point of this sentence is not that there is nothing, but that the poor climb for me.

Facing this old dragon who has lived for tens of thousands of years, Wang Hao really has no temper. Gritting his teeth, he said his bottom line: "What can there be at around 10,000?"

"Well... I can give you the teabags I used to make tea." After finishing speaking, the old dragon, who was a showman, stood up tremblingly, moving his steps as if he was not flexible, Go find the drawer. It took two minutes to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find a whitish cup.

Pour the boiling hot water next to you into the cup.

Wang Hao realized something was wrong when he saw it.

As soon as the thumb-thick water line was poured into the cup, it became the size of a hair.

The poured water triggers the mechanism on the cup, and 12 holes are opened in the inside of the cup in a clockwise direction, and water is poured into it.

The old dragon casually poured out the water from the bottom of the cup as if he was pouring his head to make tea. It looked like a small drop of water flew out of the cup, but when it came out, it turned into a basin of water.

With a "kucha", a large piece of the floor was wet with water. There is also a strong sacred breath in the water light.