Players Please Respect Yourself

Wang Hao decided to buy a car after the secretary was driving indiscriminately and almost broke the Leaning Tower of Pisa as a joystick for shifting gears.

So when he went back to Tianchao a while ago, Wang Hao signed up for a driving school.

Now it is much cheaper to test for a driver's license. For college students, there are deals for less than 4,000 yuan.

Even if you upgrade the Shenma VIP package, it's only about 5,000 yuan.

Nowadays, there is no such thing as a night road test. As a very doggy person, I always imagine all kinds of unexpected situations when driving, so that I can take out the ACDE package at any time when something really happens.

As the saying goes, thinking every day, dreaming every day.

Wang Hao dreamed that he was driving, and it was drunk driving.

In a trance...

He's meow! The Egyptian-made car on the opposite side is actually equipped with enhanced xenon headlights!

so big! So round! So bright!

It was so shaking that Wang Hao couldn't open his eyes.

Grass! It's the damn high beam dog!

As soon as Wang Hao stepped on the accelerator, he drove at full speed.

come! Who is afraid of who!

Huh? The girl on the other side was actually scared. Turn around and want to leave?

Hey! Where is the high beam dog!

Taking advantage of a little drunkenness, Wang Hao quickly caught up with the Egyptian car, rear-ended and hit it viciously.

That guy is also interesting. The voice navigation installed on the car is a bit like the Lin Zhiling version of Gaode map.

The opponent was quickly driven into a corner by Wang Hao, and Wang Hao kept repeating the steps of "reverse gear, first gear, step on the accelerator and hit him".

"Hi! What's the brand of the rear bumper? Is this the legendary memory metal?"

The snow-white and round bumper can recover quickly after being deformed every time it is hit! ?

Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!

Hit her!

Hit it! The car was deformed. Although the bumper was fine, the voice of the AutoNavi map gradually became weaker.

Wang Hao, who played the bumper cars in the middle of the night, had a great time.

In the mist, fell into a deep sleep.

Upon waking up, Wang Hao's first reaction was—grass! I was drinking and driving! 12 points is over!

No, no, the point is, has anyone died?

Oh, it's all right! Then rest assured.

Wang Hao, who finally calmed down, realized that he didn't drink at all last night. It was purely because he was too excited to get the new car, and he was too tired after driving all night, so he fell asleep lying on the car.

He couldn't help observing his car carefully.

Fortunately, the two airbags are quite good, full of elasticity, and can perfectly protect his cervical spine.

The chassis is brand new, and he accidentally bumped it a little bit last night.

The engine response is quite sensitive, and water will come out as soon as it works.

The exhaust pipe is also brand new, pay attention to maintenance, and it will not be a problem to use it for decades.

Wang Hao couldn't help being afraid for a while.

Think of the teachings of the driving school teacher.

For a new car, don’t be in a hurry to accelerate as soon as you get up. You should refuel slowly, wait until the chassis components are fully lubricated, and then refuel. When the accumulated water inside is discharged, it will enter a high-speed state.

...

Here, it is not that simple to take over all the territory of the Scorpion King.

It's not enough to just send troops. Many remnants of the Scorpion Dynasty neither chose to join the Abyss City, nor devoted their allegiance to the Dead Scorpion, launching a desperate counterattack against the Abyss Legion. They hid like poisonous snakes, and many hid in the underground city of North Road.

Wang Hao had to release a large number of sweeping missions to players. Even if they added how hard the paladins worked, it wouldn't take a week or two to finish the cleanup.

At the same time, players who are not afraid of death began to infiltrate the southeast and southwest roads to perform reconnaissance missions.

This is bound to be a time-consuming and labor-intensive process.

Wang Hao was able to return to the Gwangju company and deal with the mountain of official affairs with peace of mind.

Once back, in the CEO's office.

"Yo, boy, you can do it!" Shi Jun thumped Wang Hao's chest.

"What?" Wang Hao started playing stupid mode.

"Hi! The two beauties followed you to work, and your eyes are not right." Shi Jun smiled wickedly.

"I have nothing against them."

"Yes! This moment is. God knows the next moment." When Shi Jun said this, he didn't even hide it from Sun Shangying.

It's so hard to die, the secretary's face turned red.

Wang Hao rolled his eyes: Nima, do you want me, Mr. Wang, to get muddy in my crotch?

Wang Hao really wanted to choke Shi Jun, but suddenly found that his rebuttal was a little weak.

But, no matter how messed up Wang Hao is, a boss who can lead his employees to make money is a good boss.

"The flu in Europe and the United States is getting worse. U.S. stocks plummeted four times, triggering the circuit breaker mechanism. More than a dozen countries have announced [home isolation orders], encouraging everyone to stay at home and not go out for non-essential things."

Wang Hao frowned. After staying in the Land Abandoned by God for a long time, he couldn't grasp the situation outside well after all. If it affects his "conscription" in the real world, it would be a bit bad.

Shi Jun shrugged: "No! For other industries, it may be a disaster, but for us, it is a great benefit."

"ha?"

"This is the latest news." Shi Jun opened a website on Wang Hao's computer, and the news made Wang Hao almost spit out the warm tea in his mouth.

The headlines on the news are so fucking funny.

Around last year [WHO] announced that game addiction is a mental illness.

Now that the epidemic is spreading, [WHO] stated: Playing games is not only a good way of entertainment during the epidemic, but also a way to maintain social contact with relatives and friends.

Wang Hao was in a daze, and it made sense to play games like a goddamn meow.

There is another piece of news: Sitian platform has a record 24 million players online at the same time.

Still Sun Shangying was thoughtful: "The problem is the production of Microsoft's VR headset..."

Shi Jun took aim at Wang Hao and Sun Shangying.

"I have reason to suspect that you went to hook up in a mountain villa that doesn't even have wifi. The production line of vr helmets is in China! And the isolation of the poor is isolation, and the isolation of the rich is called vacation. In fact, the production line of vr helmets Not only did sales not decline, but demand exceeded supply.”

He opened his laptop and clicked on the dense emails in his mailbox: "In fact, due to the quarantine order, schools mainly use online classes. Some education experts are also discussing whether Microsoft can significantly reduce the price of VR headsets so that the VR headsets Teachers and students can teach in virtual classrooms."

"The new generation has arrived." Closing his notebook, Shi Jun smiled and said, "What's interesting is that none of the software compiled by Microsoft is as good as our company's. Now there are so many requests for our virtual engine from all over the world and from all walks of life. Countless. By the way, if all of them are sold, it will cost tens of billions of dollars. I don’t even bother to talk about those rubbish requests that try to buy our company at a low price for a mere few hundred million. Mr. Wang, what are you doing? look?"

Someone Wang glanced at the cover-up requirements that were going to explode, and said decisively: "I won't sell any... No, wait, just sell the most basic vr communication software."