Players Please Respect Yourself

Foreigners have never been very familiar with the brain circuits of Chinese people, just as they don't understand what the kamikaze team of the island country thought.

This kind of battle is beyond their imagination.

"This is a serious violation of human rights!"

"Forcing players to stay in a dark and cramped environment for so many hours, won't there be claustrophobia?"

At first, the foreigner slammed the Celestial Players on the forum.

Until the player of Tianchao put a video.

A player named [Three High Voltage Lines] turned on the shallow mode of the vr helmet, that is, the state where he would not dive all his energy into a certain game.

A bit like the old man in the surveillance room.

This guy looks at the cheerleading beauty girls produced by the P station with almost full vision, and glances at the small window in the upper left corner, which is the game side of "Land Abandoned by God" from time to time. Keep the volume at 20% to listen to the command of the team's voice, and most of the channels to listen to the murmur of the beautiful girl.

Where is station p? I know everything I need to know. (Of course, being a comprehensive site, you'll even find financial news there.)

Fuck, claustrophobic!

This is so happy that it spirals to heaven.

What's more is [Coca -Cola's favorite beauty year], when you look at this product, you know that someone should be serving him in reality. The comfortable look, everyone else can't wait to go along the network line to beat him.

That's right, these guys are all 'doing nothing'.

While registering the number, he was doing other shitty things.

Who the hell will let you stay in the dark and soak in the water for ten or eight hours!

It's the age of gods.

What to eat and drink, anyway, with the rewards agreed in advance by the py transaction in the player guild, so what if you become a crayfish seal mine?

As long as the rewards are sufficient, nothing matters.

Needless to say, these teasers are the ones who yelled casually in the [Yunfei Wanli] guild, and then jumped out to be a death squad.

near!

near!

closer!

As the head of the Mage Corps, [Awkward Chat Wushuang] immediately shouted at the top of the team's voice when he saw the place: "Number -4! Blast me!"

[Drunk Asuka] With a jolt, he hurriedly switched over from the P station on the other side.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm not dazed." While muttering to himself, he picked up two wire-like things with his dark vision, and saw a fragment of the magic stone with the positive symbol on the end of the wire in his left hand, and a piece of magic stone in his right hand. is a negative symbol.

He knocked hard.

"Boom"

In the shallow water area with a water depth of 10 meters, when the shadow of the big crab hit the edge of the mine, it almost made a "bang" metal impact sound, and at the same time it made a dull loud noise.

[Depth water bomb *pseudo] exploded.

Black powder is not powerful enough?

Make up the amount!

God damn meow, one sea mine is one ton, just ask if you are hi or not.

The water column soared into the sky, reaching a height of more than ten meters.

The point is that the observer on the hot air balloon clearly saw the result.

[I don't have enough quota] Shouted loudly in the voice: "The blood bar! The blood bar exploded for more than a thousand damage! The name shows [Old Ruler] [Lan * Tigos]! "

This news made everyone very excited.

Don't be afraid that the boss's blood bar will grow, or you will have n stages of transformation, but you will be harmless.

This means that either the plot kills, or the method is completely wrong.

"Good job!" The player's commander [Scorching Dawn in the Sky] patted the table: "Those bastards who are still watching movies, concentrate on me, I don't care what you do on the other side. As long as you don't delay the explosion, it will be considered a great contribution !"

As long as you can work, I don't care whether you watch a movie or a real person.

[Lazy] roared: "6 get ready!"

[Three high-voltage lines] He looked like he was still asleep, and said lazily, "6 Received."

"3, 2, 1 explosion!"

"Boom!" Suddenly, more than 1300 blood was lost this time.

Player commanders can only rely on the magic eye attached to the hot air balloon, the 'manned machine', to judge when it will detonate based on visual inspection and experience. To be honest, this style of play is very unreliable.

After all, if you look at it from a high altitude, whether the position of the mine coincides with the shadow of the giant crab or not, due to the light refraction caused by the water body, the error can be very large.

It's all about experience and intuition.

Gradually, everyone discovered that the judgment of the head of the shooter [Lalan] is the most accurate.

A group of commanders also ordered to blow themselves up, excluding the unreliable guys who missed the opportunity, many commanders can only explode less than a thousand points of damage, but [Lazy] can explode higher and higher, and exploded 2000 points many times up and down damage.

"89! Where are the 89 people!?"

[Hu Yiran] Shouted: "Wait until I instigate this mouthwatering joy."

"..."

"Boom!"

It exploded two seconds later than [Lalan] expected, but it exploded more than 3,000 damage.

All right! When I didn't see it.

Then……

"Light in the middle of the night?"

[Qaq in the middle of the night]: "You called me?"

"nonsense!"

"You don't add qaq, I'm not sure you're calling me." Aggrieved voice.

[Lazy] Super speechless!

I didn't call Zhu Yuepo Zhu Belly, so what are you doing with those strings of letters?

"...That's right, it's you. My lord, please blew yourself up!"

"My uncle received it!"

"..."

Ma Dan! Can you do some math?

"Boom!" Suddenly, water splashed in all directions, and jumped out with more than 4,000 damage.

Well, when I didn't say it.

This kind of self-explosion does not mean that the closer to the crab itself, the better. The cancer body obviously has a thicker carapace and higher defense. For sea mines made with almost the same craftsmanship, if fried crab legs can be fried for about a thousand, fried crab shells can cost up to 300.

Injuring its body is worse than breaking its leg.

In the successive suicide mine explosions, finally the big crab under the water couldn't bear it anymore.

"Roar!"

Crabs do not have vocal cords. Generally speaking, crabs can only make sounds like bubbling.

The voice of the soul is an exception.

"You humble guys! How dare you hurt the great [Lantigus]!?" Ignoring the laws of underwater sound transmission, this grand voice reverberated over the entire water area with a momentum that resounded through the heavens and the earth. It resounded in a large space on the shore.

[I also believed in Marx in the old days] yelled: "Fuck! Why are you yelling so loudly?"

[Yizhu]: "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A group of players rolled their eyes! Why is the boss so old-fashioned, and he is angry again!

Following the mighty roar of Lantigos, a mountain made of water suddenly rose in the water more than 300 meters away from the shore.

Hundreds of thousands of cubic meters of water were suddenly lifted up by a huge force, flew into the air, and then naturally fell and spread out along the sharp and hard lines.

The water splashed and the waterfall roared.

A 15-storey fake giant crab finally appeared, brutally occupying the entire field of vision of the players on the shore.

It has six huge green front legs that resemble crab claws, but its body is unexpectedly 'slender'. Generally speaking, it is a strange hybrid. The upper body structure is like a jellyfish, but there are six crab claws underneath.