Players Please Respect Yourself

"What the hell!? Did I give a shit to a monster?" This was the first reaction of the beauties.

Even if the system shows that they have been attacked by mental pollution from an unknown existence, and they cannot see clearly what happened, their feeling is quite real.

There is a lump of oil paint in front of my eyes, even if there are occasional near-real phantoms, it is also a mosaic.

But an object similar to a non-chief came over carrying a 36cm siege cannon. The feeling of soldiers approaching the city scared many old beauties to scream, no matter whether it was the anchor or not.

There is a live broadcast, and the live broadcast is full of ghosts and wolves.

There were as many as a hundred victims, and most of them were scared off the assembly line.

If there is not much difference in level, you can see the prompt: they were 'scared to death' by the mental attack of players from the opposing faction.

It's a pity that the level difference is too big, and these two old bastards are hiding in the dark to attack, and no one realizes that this is a top player coming to slaughter the trumpet.

Strictly speaking, it is correct to say that the two of them are high-ranking players. After all, they have eaten so many gram-type gadgets, and the guys from the Dirty God Sect are already considered spiritual masters among human beings in a substantial sense.

Let it go, with just these two souls, it is not a problem to kill thousands of players with conjectures.

It was rare for Wang Hao to receive a cover-up warning, so he rushed back to have a look, and he almost went crazy.

"Law—[Destruction]!"

The two souls turned into lumps of biomass and died immediately. Go back to the resurrection point set up in Yanhuang City to be revived, and then they were kicked out of the game!

Sun Shangying, who was instructed by Wang Hao, immediately rushed to the next door in anger, dragged the two teasers out and scolded them severely!

"Damn! Do you still remember the contract that the company signed with you? You are both players and gm, and your task is to test the uncertain content in the game. But the skills of using mental power you have learned cannot be used on ordinary players body!"

Sun Shangying patted the table and pointed to Article 137 of the company contract, scaring the two teasers into speechlessness.

The two sand sculptures looked at each other.

They are young these days, and some of them will seriously read the contract. It's like the terms that pop up when a new user of the website registers, none of the hundred people actually read it.

"According to the contract, this is a moderate violation of the regulations, and the bonus will be deducted, one thousand per person!" Sun Shangying said sternly.

Who knew that the two sand sculptures had a relieved expression on their faces.

Only one thousand!

Now it's the testing period, and there are extra subsidies. I will come back after playing the game for about ten hours.

Isn't it the liver? Sir, my only internal organ is the liver.

Seeing that the two of them actually had an expression of 'admit this time, continue next time'. Sun Shangying immediately turned around!

"Playing games will be banned for the next three days until this turmoil subsides."

"The storm subsides" or something like that is not the point for the two sand sculptures. The point is that you can't play the game for three days. For gaming nerds, rounding up is three centuries!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

The security captain Zhang Jun was so scared that something happened. Who knew, the three security guards rushed over immediately and saw two sand sculptures crying and shouting, wanting to hold Sun Shangying but afraid of being scolded.

"Secretary Sun! Play the game for me!"

"Without games, I will die!"

"I have made great contributions to the company's testing, er, there is hard work if there is no credit!"

Looking at these two guys from a distance, tears and snot, they look like poor Yazi. But when Zhang Jun heard this, he didn't want to talk to these two sluts anymore.

Sun Shangying was furious: "If you say it lightly, it is abusing the GM ability. If you say it seriously, this is already sexually harassing players on the US server, and it may bring us to a lawsuit!"

"Ah—" [Junchen Tianya] screamed.

"Even on a spiritual level, I just dawdled and didn't go in!" [Freedom Blue Bird] became darker and darker.

Sun Shangying and others said, "It's better to beat him to death."

This matter has attracted widespread attention from the US server side.

At that time, three anchors were broadcasting live on Twitter, and they all claimed that they were suspected of being harassed. One of them called the police, but encountered serious difficulties in obtaining evidence.

"You said you were harassed in the game?" the officer asked.

"Yes!"

"Is there any evidence? Video, screenshot, or voice recording?"

After watching the live broadcast video provided by the fair-looking female anchor, the police officer frowned: "Seeing the video, I only saw a guy like a Picasso oil painting jumping out and laughing ghostly, and then you screamed. "

"Yeah! But my body did feel touched. And the male voice asked me if I wanted to eat Dior!"

But not in the recording!

"I'm sorry, based on the available materials alone, this cannot constitute an accusation. I can't be sure whether this is true or your imagination." The police officer's tone was no longer good.

"But there are many people who have encountered similar situations."

"The law is about evidence! Our police cannot file a case. If you have doubts or dissatisfaction, you can choose to file a complaint or find your lawyer. If you are afraid, you can also choose not to play that game. This lady, during the pandemic, The police are busy enough. For your safety and the safety of others, it is better not to waste our police energy on this kind of thing. This is a waste of taxpayers money!"

This would have caused an uproar, but to Wang Hao's surprise, it was actually Microsoft who helped put things down.

Wang Hao deduced that this was Microsoft's show of favor.

However, the filthy gods should clean up or have to clean up. It is this group of filthy people who make troubles in the official q group every day, and I don't know how many people have been forced to leave the group.

Since not playing the game is a punishment for these two teasers, let them bear the withdrawal reaction of Internet addiction.

【Junchen Tianya】 and 【Free Blue Bird】 looked at each other in despair.

[Junchen]: "If you don't play the game, what should you do?"

[Blue Bird]: "After playing this game, other games are all soaring, and I can't play it at all!"

"Any good suggestions?"

"The only way to relieve worries is to count money!"

"ha?"

"Didn't we save a lot of money? I heard that if you have nothing to do, running to count money can be good for your body and mind."

"It makes sense!"

The dirty god who signed the deed of selling himself has become a rich man before he knows it.

The basic salary is 10,000 yuan, and there are bonuses in disguise according to the length of the game, plus the bonus for the recent mental attack test, 20,000 to 30,000 yuan a month. For so many months, each dirty god has a deposit of more than 100,000 yuan.

Because they raise pigs with high salaries and include board and lodging, these dead houses are the kind of things that ‘you can play games, eat and drink, and you can stay without going out for a month’.

This is a real money saver!

The two sand sculptures were made as soon as they thought of it, and they decided to go to the bank to withdraw 50,000 yuan each and count them.

[Jun Chen] has a driver's license. It turns out that there is no such thing. He has been forced by his family to become a Didi driver.

They drove the company's official car to the nearest bank and found that there was no parking space.

[Junchen]: "Why don't we temporarily park outside the bank. You stay in the car and watch to prevent the traffic police from distributing beef jerky."

[Blue Bird]: "Good!"

Sure enough, five minutes later, a traffic policeman came over.

You know, a creature like a nerd probably has a bit of social phobia.

[Freedom Blue Bird] panicked at once, got out of the car and rushed in, and shouted as soon as he entered the door: "It's not good! [Jun Chen]! The police are here!"

The bank was suddenly dead silent, dozens of people, even the old man who came to get money in the middle of the month turned into Liu Xiang and rushed out.

In the next moment, [Junchen] was pinned to the ground by three security guards.

[Freedom Blue Bird] I still can't forget the bewildered expression on [Jun Chen's] side.

Weak! helpless! Poor and ridiculous!