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In fact, it is normal for the future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to meet for the first time, but Sui Yuan’s mother is a little embarrassed.

However, Sui Yuan’s mother is not a mortal after all, and she relied on her innate humor, which not only successfully alleviated the embarrassment, but also made Yang Xiaomi giggle.

Looking at Yang Xiaomi, who was trembling with laughter, Sui Yuan really admired his mother, his teasing was forced, but his mother’s humor was genuine.

“Cluck.” Yang Xiaomi smiled, she lovingly held Sui Yuan’s mother’s hand, and said with a smile: “Auntie, it’s really fun to chat with you.” ”

“You know, we’re tired in this line of work, running around every day, and I haven’t been so happy in a long time.”

Sui Yuan’s mother is also very happy, “I will come more in the future, the aunt who cooks may not be good, but the humorous aunt is serious.” ”

“Auntie also likes your girl, she is beautiful, knowledgeable and capable.”

“Hey, that smelly boy in my family really accumulated virtue in his previous life, and he can find such a good girlfriend as you in this life.”

Sui Yuan’s mother likes Yang Xiaomi in her heart, and the old man values an eye rim, and at a glance, he believes that it is you, and he didn’t run.

Yang Xiaomi naturally also has a good mind with Sui Yuan, but she was bluntly said by Sui Yuan’s mother, and she was still a little shy.

“Auntie, you first try the nutrition I brought, I’ll go to the bathroom to make up and come back to chat with you immediately.”

“Okay, okay, let’s go.”

Yang Xiaomi stood up, bowed slightly to Sui Yuan’s mother, and secretly glanced at Sui Yuan with a blushing face, before walking to the bathroom.

After watching Yang Xiaomi enter the bathroom, Sui Yuan’s mother immediately came to Sui Yuan’s side and said excitedly: “Son, how is it?” Isn’t mom awesome? That’s about to take it down for you. ”

“Smelly boy, you have to work hard, this girl’s mother is in love, you hurry up and take it down for me.”

“You look at her big ass, it must be very productive, but mom dreams of holding grandchildren.”

Sui Yuan was helpless to the extreme, and he smiled bitterly: “Mom, what did you really say.” ”

“Look at the scared people, they all hid in the bathroom.”

“Also, what are your criteria, big ass can give birth? Is there a scientific basis? ”

Sui Yuan’s mother pouted, “You don’t care if it has a scientific basis, the old saying handed down for hundreds of years, it must make sense.” ”

“I don’t care anyway, you have to take her down quickly, otherwise I’m not finished with you!”

Sui Yuan couldn’t help his mother, so he could only change the topic, “Let’s get down to business, mother, what are you going to do this time?” ”

“Wouldn’t it be just for my little nephew’s birthday, come and see me, right?”

Just as the so-called knowing mother Mo Ruozi, Sui Yuan still knows the character of his mother very well.

Don’t look at her mother can speak well, in fact, it is very homely, in the hometown and the village women Kandashan can, let her leave her hometown, come out and walk is very difficult.

She and her sister called her to come to the imperial capital many times, but she found various reasons to refuse.

Sui Yuan’s mother pouted, “This makes you say, I’ll celebrate my grandson’s birthday, see if my son is not a serious matter?” ”

“Of course, in addition to these two things, there are two more things.”

“First, my pension has been processed, and I want to go to the imperial capital bank to handle it.”

“Second, I’m going to Xiangshan to make a wish.”

Sui Yuan was stunned, “I know about your pension, but what the hell do you want to be?” ”

“Mom, what wish did you make?”

“What wish can I make, ask you for marriage.” The old mother rolled her eyes angrily, “I break my heart for you every day.” ”

“At such an age, I still have to climb Xiangshan, and I almost didn’t die of exhaustion.”

Sui Yuan was even more puzzled, “When did you climb Xiangshan?” What the hell is going on here? ”

Mom explained it.

It turned out that a few months ago, a fortune teller came to his hometown, and it was said that he was very good at calculation, and his mother and a few women from the same village went to join in the fun.

The fortune teller told her mother that Sui Yuan’s marriage was in her own mother, and asked her to go to Xiangshan to ask for something with an eye.

Any pots and pans, bricks and tiles can be, please come back and worship for three months, in the please go back, Sui Yuan’s marriage will be.

After listening to his mother’s explanation, Sui Yuan smiled bitterly and said, “Mom, do you believe this kind of feudal superstition?” ”

“What feudal superstition.” Sui Yuan’s mother was dissatisfied: “How accurate are the calculations, I haven’t returned my wish, you have found a girlfriend.” ”

“Okay, okay.” Sui Yuan also didn’t want to argue with his mother on this matter.

After all, the older generation is quite taboo about gods and ghosts, anyway, their mother is not convinced, just have such a little thought, Sui Yuan does not need to be more true.

“Mom, then what are you inviting back, I’ll give you back when I have time.”

“You are so old, it is too dangerous to climb the mountain, besides, you are also for me, I should be more religious when I go.”

Sui Yuan’s mother nodded, “It makes sense, then you go, wait, I’ll go and get it for you.” ”

Saying that, Sui Yuan’s mother took the mysterious thing from the TV cabinet.

It is a wooden sign the size of a computer screen.

Sui Yuan took a look and was immediately shocked, “Mom, this is what you have an eye for?” ”

“Your eye rim is too strange, isn’t it?”

Saying that, Sui Yuan showed the wooden card.

There are two lines of black text on it.

[Defecation is strictly prohibited here.] 】

[Violators will be fined 50! ] 】

The old mother disagreed, “What’s wrong?” Can’t I just look at things with an eye rim? ”

Sui Yuan was really speechless, thinking that his mother had enshrined this thing for three months, he couldn’t wait to kill the fortune teller.

“Mom, where is the fortune teller? I’ll go to him and cross-examine! Sui Yuan gritted his teeth.

Sui Yuan’s mother scratched her head, “Now I don’t agree with him a little.” ”

“I heard a while ago that the fortune teller lost the fight with a master.”

“That master used a big yellow dog to defeat the fortune teller.”

“This matter has spread all over our village, and I want to admire that high-ranking person to death!”

Forehead?

Sui Yuan was stunned.

Why is this plot so familiar to him?

The water friends in the live broadcast room really couldn’t bear it.

[Hahaha, laugh at me to death! ] Who would have thought that there would be a follow-up to that! 】

[No, it’s really funny, Auntie, take a closer look, the master who uses the dog fighting method is in front of you! ] 】

[Anchor, you tell the truth, this is not a script, not how the script is so funny, such a coincidence, I really can’t laugh. ] 】

[Hahaha, I think the aunt is more interesting, ask for a warning sign to offer, what do you think! ] 】

[No, no, laughter is not alive.] 】

At this time, Sui Yuan also remembered.

Hehe, it’s good, it turns out that I took revenge a few days ago.

Now that I think about it, I should have let the golden retriever bite that fortune teller hard.

“Hey, okay mom, I’ll go to Xiangshan in the past two days and give you a wish.”

Don’t care what the liar does, Sui Yuan still has to do what his mother confesses.

“Fragrant Hills? Who is going to Fragrant Hills? ”

“I’m going to Xiangshan tomorrow, so a crew invited me to make a cameo, do you want to join us?”

Yang Xiaomi came over from the bathroom and said with a smile.

Sui Yuan hurriedly hid the wooden sign, this matter is too embarrassing, it is better to be careful.

However, Sui Yuan’s mother didn’t care at all and told Yang Xiaomi directly.

After Yang Xiaomi listened, she almost laughed.

“Cluck, Sui Yuan didn’t expect such a clever thing!”

“You tell the truth, do you have any special status, otherwise how can you catch that liar?”

Sui Yuan’s face was full of black lines, “Don’t say okay?” I was dying of depression. ”

Mom: “What are you talking about?” ”

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 10 surprise points! ] 】

……

After chatting for a while, Yang Xiaomi went back, after all, it was too late.

After sending Yang Xiaomi away, Sui Yuan and his mother also went to rest.

The next morning.

Sui Yuan rode out on his long-separated electric tricycle, and he was going to handle the pension for his mother.

Before leaving, my mother also explained, “Remember to buy a kitchen knife and come back.” ”

Sui Yuan was puzzled, “Isn’t there a kitchen knife at home?” ”

Mom: “Yesterday I cut the cake and cut it to waste.” ”

Sui Yuan: “…”

Seeing Sui Yuan riding an electric tricycle out, the water friends in the live broadcast room were very excited.

[Hahaha, the electric three wheels have appeared again, and there must be a good show to watch today. ] 】

[I think it’s too, quick, fast anchor, go out quickly, we’re waiting to see a good show!] 】

[Hahaha, if nothing else, there will be an accident soon. ] 】

Looking at the barrage of ridicule in the live broadcast room, Sui Yuan pouted, what so many good shows to watch.

I fixed all three electric wheels.

Hmph, I must disappoint you today.

With a snort, Sui Yuan ignored the water friend and rode forward on the electric tricycle.

And just as he was waiting for the traffic light, an electric car rushed past him.

Startled Sui Yuan.

Before Sui Yuan could come to his senses, a Jiaojing Shumai jumped into his car and shouted, “Chase!” Chase that electric car in front! ”

Sui Yuan turned his head and looked, stunned, and it was an acquaintance again: “Shumai, it’s you again!” ”

Shu Huang was also stunned when he saw that it was Sui Yuan, he was silent for a few seconds, and said faintly: “Is it still time for me to get off the car now?” ”

Of course there is no hurry.

“Shumai, catch it!” Sui Yuan shouted, twisted the electric door violently, and the tricycle rushed out in an instant….

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