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Chapter 68 Yang Mu struck a monkey stealing a peach, shocking the whole network!!

Almost an hour passed.

Yang Mi received a message from Yang’s mother, “Daughter, I’m at the gate of the community.” ”

“You showed me that old thing and the little vixen!”

Hearing the prestige, Sui Yuan’s spirit tightened, he looked at Yang Mi, who had a bad smile, and said with a bitter smile: “Boss, play and play, make trouble, don’t joke with your uncle’s life!” ”

“Don’t worry, you can’t die.”

“My mom was a nurse before she retired and knows a lot about the structure of the human body.”

“Let’s put it this way, my mother stabbed you more than twenty times, can avoid the key point, at most let you bleed to death, will not directly kill you.”

Yang Mi waved her hand indifferently.

Sui Yuan’s neck was really cold when he heard it.

Bled alive and died, then he might as well meow with a knife.

Shaking his shoulders, Sui Yuan asked tremblingly, “Boss, you haven’t studied nursery, have you?” ”

Yang Mi turned around, and said with a smile again, “You guess.” I’m meowing…”

[Hahaha, anchor, listen to our advice, Da Mimi is not happy to marry! ] 】

[Nima, it really makes you laugh to death, and the dialogue is so interesting. 】

[Anchor, originally we were worried that after you married Da Mimi, you would open the altar at every turn, leading the sky thunder, and now Da Mimi is more dangerous! ] 】

[A wife who knows martial arts and knows medical skills, this day is wonderful! ] 】

[More than twenty knives avoid the point, bled to death, this lady is really ruthless! ] Hahaha. 】

[Do you say that one day, we will see Daofa PK martial arts? Haha, it’s exciting to think about. 】

[Anchor: Can I suffer this grievance? What did I just learn?

Da Mimi: Can I suffer this grievance? My ancestral knife technique! Hahaha. 】

Just when Sui Yuan was considering whether this wife could still ask for it, Yang Mi suddenly poked her head out and beckoned to Sui Yi.

“Yiyi, come here, mom has a few clothes here, try them for you.”

Sui Yi was very happy, “Grandpa, my mother called me, I’ll try on clothes.” ”

Father Yang didn’t think much about it, and waved his hand, “Go, go, come back early.” ”

Sui Yuan was puzzled, “Why did you call Yiyi over?” Isn’t it to pit uncle? ”

Yang Mi pouted, “Yiyi is too small to watch the bloody scene, what should I do if I am frightened?” ”

Sui Yuan was even more speechless.

Did you only consider that Yiyi is too young, and did not consider that your father was too old? Is he more able to carry it?

Obviously, Yang Mi didn’t think about this, and when Sui Yi came over, Yang Xiaoning hurriedly closed the door.

Sui Yi was very naïve, “Mom, where are the clothes?” ”

“Oh, Mom’s you’re not dressed properly, I’ll buy you a new one later.”

Sui Yi didn’t think much about it, “Oh, then I’ll go play with my grandfather, who is still waiting for me to peel the grapes.” ”

“Wait.”

Yang Mi hurriedly grabbed Sui Yi, grabbed her little hand and educated, “Yiyi, you are alone now.” ”

“And it’s a woman, a… What a woman with a childlike appearance. ”

“Mom told you that as a woman, you must protect yourself well and not be too close to men.”

“Including the common things of different species, such as that damn golden retriever!”

Yang Mi gritted her teeth fiercely.

Sui Yi looked puzzled, “Why?” ”

“Why?”

Yang Mi blinked her beautiful eyes, and didn’t know how to explain, after all, Sui Yi’s current thinking is still a fox.

She looked at Sui Yuan and wanted Sui Yuan to help, but Sui Yuan didn’t know what to say!

With a twitch in his head, he said, “Because you’re going to get beaten.” ”

“Beaten?”

Sui Yi blinked his beautiful eyes, still not understanding.

And right at this moment.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

There was a violent knock on the door, just like his meow earthquake.

Listen to this knock on the door, and you will know how angry the person is when it comes. Sui Yuan hurriedly pulled Sui Yi and peeked with Yang Mi.

In the living room, Father Yang had already got up and opened the door.

“Oh, wife, why are you back?”

“Why didn’t I call in advance, I’ll go and answer…”

“You open it for me!”

Without waiting for Father Yang to finish speaking, Mother Yang slapped Father Yang’s face and pushed him away fiercely.

Father Yang was defenseless, and stumbled back several steps, almost falling on his back

Mother Yang ignored Father Yang at all, rushed in, and looked for it in the living room.

Sui Yuan secretly looked at Yang’s mother, secretly surprised in his heart.

Auntie is so beautiful, so young! It was simply carved out of a mill with Yang Mi.

Although Yang’s mother is in her forties this year, she is almost fifty.

But the maintenance is really good, the skin is smooth and elastic, it is still very pink, and the figure is also very mysterious.

How to describe it? One word, the charm remains.

It is that the current state is not good, which greatly affects Yang’s mother’s charm.

Sui Yi blinked his eyes and wondered, “Mom, who is this?” ”

“My mother, your grandmother.”

“It turned out to be grandma, then I’ll go and see you.”

Sui Yi was about to go out.

Yang Mi hurriedly held it down, “Don’t go out now, or…”

“Or what?”

“Will be beaten!”

Sui Yi blinked his beautiful eyes in bewilderment, but still settled down and continued to peek.

“Old stuff, what about people?”

Yang Mu turned around and did not find Sui Yi, and her anger was a little unsuppressable.

Father Yang was very confused, “Who, who are you looking for?” ”

“Looking for whom?”

Mother Yang gritted her teeth and glared at Father Yang, “You know it in your heart!” ”

“Well, you’re an old thing, you’re getting more and more bold.”

“Also ask me why I didn’t call in advance? How? I told you in advance, didn’t you hide all the people? ”

“Speak quickly! Where are the people!? ”

Father Yang blinked dumbly, “Wife, who are you looking for?” ”

“Why is it so angry?”

“You dissipate your breath first, I have good news for you.”

“Our family filled in people to import, hahaha.”

“Come, wife, you sit down, I’ll talk to you slowly.”

Father Yang laughed and walked up to Mother Yang and patted her on the shoulder.

Mother Yang looked sideways at Father Yang’s hand, and her eyebrows were raised.

She gritted her teeth and squeezed a sentence out from between her teeth, “Fill in the import? Good news!? ”

“Me meow!”

Immediately afterwards, Sui Yuan saw Yang Mu grab the back of Yang’s father with a tiger claw, and then a swallow returned the nest, riding directly on Yang’s father’s back, and slammed his arm behind him.

That action, in one go, did not drag the mud and water in the slightest.

It’s really fast! Permit! He’s meowing hard!

Sui Yuan was dumbfounded, and the two blows of the future mother-in-law were better than his own grappling skills!

He couldn’t stand it anymore.

Yang Mi also looked at it and felt a shiver in her heart, “It’s over, my mother opened it directly, hey, my father is really pitiful!” ”

Wretched?

Sui Yuan’s eyes are about to pop out, who did he pity who made it!

[Groove! ] Aunt Yang is also too sharp, right? Is it so courageous? 】

[Poof, I can’t, I can’t stand it a little, hahaha. 】

[Father Yang also died by himself! ] Also came a sentence to fill in the import? This is really adding fuel to the fire! 】

[No, no, laughter can’t live, what kind of fairy plot is this! ] 】

[Big honey, you are really ruthless, so pit your own father! ] 】

[In fact, there is nothing wrong with what Father Yang said, but the situation is not right, hahaha. ] 】

“Old thing, dare to play with me?”

“Are you too floating, or am I unable to lift the knife?”

“Today I will let you see and see, our ancestral martial arts are powerful.”

“Black Tiger Heart!”

Yes!

“Divine Dragon Swing Tail!”

“Double Dragon goes to sea!”

Yes! Yes! Yes!

“Monkey steals peaches!”

Hey!!!?

A set of sharp and fierce combos, Father Yang screamed and screamed, especially in the last move, Father Yang called out a female voice.

With such a terrifying picture, Sui Yuan shivered when he saw it, and his legs trembled constantly.

“Old… Boss, is this going to work? ”

“Auntie is too ruthless, right?”

“Did the monkey steal the peaches? This hurts too much, right? ”

[Hahaha, no, I really can’t laugh. 】

[Nima, and the monkey steals peaches! ] Auntie, you can really start! 】

[Hahaha, this trick is too good, not only hurts high, but also insults him]

[No, I really can’t laugh, this family is too funny.] 】

[You guys look quickly, Sui Yi is dumbfounded. ] 】

Looking at the tragic picture in front of her, Sui Yi was really dumbfounded, she looked at Yang Mi, “Mom, grandma is also too powerful, right?” ”

Yang Mi was very calm and waved her hand, “This is still a small scene.” ”

“Yiyi, do you know why Grandpa was beaten?”

Sui Yi shook his head, “That’s why you and your grandfather are too close. ”

“Remember, always keep your distance from men, no matter how close they are.”

“Otherwise, this is the end.”

Sui Yi nodded repeatedly, as if pounding garlic, “I remember my mother.” ”

“In the future, I will definitely keep my distance from men, and so will my father.”

“Good.”

Yang Mi touched Sui Yi’s head and glanced at Sui Yuan with satisfaction.

“See? This is the benefit of teaching by word and deed, and Yiyi is taught at once. ”

Sui Yuan gave a thumbs up, “High!” This method is really high! ”

But it’s a bit of a wasted dad.

After Yang’s mother played a set of combos, she may also be tired and sit on the sofa for luck, while Yang’s father was already lying on the ground and couldn’t stand up.

“Woooo

The golden retriever whispered twice, and trembled to Yang’s mother’s side.

Maybe the golden retriever was also frightened by Yang’s mother and wanted to coax it.

But Yang Mu didn’t eat this set, “Go away, you’re not a good thing either!” ”

“You got your share just now, didn’t you?”

“What use do you say I raise you? I can’t even look at a home, can our family let the little fox spirit in? ”

“Not only did you let her in, but you also acted as a licking dog!?”

“No, the more I think about it, the more angry I get, what about honey? Bring me a scalpel and I’ll sterilize Pippi on the spot! ”

Golden:?!

“Hahaha, it’s time.”

Yang Mi smiled and beckoned, “Let’s go out now.” ”

“Yiyi, you rush out first, don’t care if your grandmother is angry or not, just kneel down and kowtow.”

“The rest is me.”

Sui Yi was also really obedient, nodded, and rushed up with an arrow.

“Grandma is on top, granddaughter Sui Yi is polite!”

With a beautiful glide, Sui Yi knelt directly in front of Yang Mu.

Yang Mu was taken aback, “Eh?!” ”

“Child, who are you? Get up! ”

At this time, Yang Mi and Sui Yuan came over, “Mom, let me introduce you.” ”

“This is my daughter, your granddaughter.”

Yang Mu was stunned, looked at Yang Mi, and then looked at Sui Yuan, the whole person was not good.

“Haven’t you been fine for three or four days?”

“Have a baby so soon?”

“It’s not so fast to lay eggs!”

Sui Yuan:

Yang Mi: “…”