Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

"Fuck!"

Sui Yuan squeezed out from the crowd and shouted at the golden retriever.

The golden retriever is very obedient, and he wagged his tail when he saw Sui Yuan.

Then, the golden retriever opened his mouth, and brought the props of the fortune teller to Sui Yuan, and put them at his feet.

Seeing the movement of the golden retriever, Sui Yuan was stunned.

He didn't even know which game the golden retriever played.

At this time, someone in the crowd shouted.

"Fuck, I understand now, this little brother is also a Taoist priest, he is fighting with fortune tellers!"

"This golden retriever is my magic weapon."

Sui Yuan was taken aback, and stared blankly at his elder brother, "Elder brother, you have such a weird brain circuit, does your family know that?"

With this talent, it would be great for you to write novels!

What made Sui Yuan even more unexpected was that the people who eat melons actually believed it.

"Fuck, that's what happened! I said how can a golden retriever be so good, it turned out to be raised by an expert!"

"A golden retriever is so awesome, isn't my little brother even better!"

"Brother, can you tell me a fortune?"

"I came first, don't grab it, brother, let me count first!"

Seeing this, the fortune teller hiding in the tree was so angry that he almost flew up from the spot. He pointed at Sui Yuan and shouted angrily, "So you are the mastermind behind the scenes. Just wait, I will never end with you!"

"Shu Shu, Shu Shu help! Someone is urging his dog to fight me!"

At this time, two sorghums also came over.

I was shocked to see the picture in front of me.

"What's happening here?"

At this moment, the Golden Retriever picked up all the fortune-teller's instruments in its mouth. It was still holding a floating dust in its arms, with a gossip plate in its mouth, and just sat like this.

With that calm and relaxed look, he really has a bit of a fairy spirit.

Sui Yuan was dumbfounded, this thing can't really be cultivating Taoism, right?

The water friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

[I crack! what's the situation? Is this golden retriever really going to become a fairy? 】

[Hahaha, I laughed so hard, it's been a long time seeing you! A golden retriever wants to practice Taoism? 】

[Anchor, I understand, your golden retriever really has roots, no wonder it likes zombie movies so much? 】

[Listen to my advice, send the golden retriever to the Taoist temple, don't delay the child. 】

[Hahaha, anchor, have you ever thought that your golden retriever is already a half-immortal body? 】

Sui Yuan: "..."

Seeing the barrage of jokes from the water friends in the live broadcast room, Sui Yuan was speechless.

This group of water friends really don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement. The fortune teller is almost crying to death. Can you have some sympathy?

In order not to let the water friends take the rhythm, Sui Yuan thought of turning off the live broadcast, but at this moment, a sorghum walked over.

Shushu also knew Sui Yuan.

"Eh? Isn't this the capture brother?"

"Is this golden retriever yours?"

Sui Yuan blinked in surprise, "Shu Shu, do you know me?"

"Hehe, I'm afraid there is no one in the entire imperial capital who doesn't know you."

"As far as your sentence is concerned, can I be wronged? The grasping I just learned has become our motto."

Sui Yuan: "..."

"Shu Shu, let's stop joking, it's just a misunderstanding." Sui Yuan waved his hand awkwardly.

"Haha, just kidding." Shu Shu also smiled, "However, what's going on today?"

"Does your golden retriever want to become a fairy?"

Sui Yuan smiled wryly, "Shu Shu, I really don't know what's going on."

"This golden retriever likes to watch Uncle Nine's zombie movies, maybe he's a bit obsessed."

Shu Mi smiled wryly, "It's the first time I've heard that golden retrievers like to look at Uncle Jiu. You're amazing, and your golden retriever is also amazing."

Sui Yuan: "..."

Sui Yuan knew that there was something in Shu Shu's words, so he hurriedly explained, "This dog belongs to my friend. I took her place to raise it for two days, and it hasn't been trained yet."

"What's the matter, you can take it easy."

"Not trained well?" Shu Mi said with a smile: "You are too modest, your dog has helped us a lot."

"Busy?" Sui Yuan was a little puzzled.

Shushu smiled, "Point to the fortune teller lying on the tree branch, he is a liar, we have been looking for him for a long time."

"But we never expected that he would be targeted by your golden retriever."

"To be honest, I didn't believe in such a mess at first, but the behavior of your golden retriever made me believe it!"

"Go back and train hard."

Sui Yuan: "..."

Looking at the calm golden retriever, Sui Yuan blinked in shock, you don't really have another identity, do you?

[Haha, I laughed so hard, Shu Shu is also a joker! 】

[Also train well, it really made the Golden Retriever achieve the Tao! ? 】

[Shu Shu, we don’t have zombies, if you want, Golden Retriever can send you zombies, don’t you believe it? 】

[Golden Retriever: I can accept this grievance, I just learned how to capture? Hahaha! 】

[Shu Shu, the anchor's golden retriever is really immortal, don't delay her! 】

[Hahaha, I really laughed to death. 】

When such a thing happened, Sui Yuan really couldn't laugh or cry, he looked at Shu Shu, smiled wryly and said: "Isn't it a coincidence, isn't it."

Shushu said with a smile: "This is called Tianwang Huihui, which is sparse but not leaky!"

Saying that, Shu Shu looked at the fortune teller lying on the book, "Okay, come down, you can escape the golden retriever, but you can't escape the law."

The fortune-teller swindler was still reluctant, pointing at Sui Yuan, "Shu Shu, I want to sue him, sue him for killing golden retrievers, and letting dogs hurt people!"

Sui Yuan pouted, "Do you believe it yourself?"

Shu Shu sized up Sui Yuan, especially seeing the fairy-like golden retriever, and said with a wry smile, "To be honest, I'm a little bit convinced."

Sui Yuan: "..."

"Haha, I'm just kidding, but I have to keep an eye on your golden retriever in the future. This time it's luck. If it bites an ordinary person, it will be troublesome."

Sui Yuan smiled wryly, "Shu Shu, we still have to believe in science."

"You still make me believe in science? Look at your dog's sitting posture, and then look at what it did. Is there a science that can explain it?"

Sui Yuan didn't know how to explain it, he just vowed silently in his heart that he would never let the golden retriever watch zombie movies again!

"But one yard is one yard, and you should apologize and compensate, you still have to do it."

"Okay, we are all acquaintances, come here, let me adjust it for you."

Shu Shu beckoned, let the fortune teller come down, and brought Sui Yuan to the fortune teller.

Sui Yuan first apologized, "I'm sorry, my dog ​​caused you harm, I will be responsible for any loss, I'm sorry."

Hearing this, the fortune teller trembled violently. He stared at Sui Yuan for a full five minutes, and finally uttered a sentence.

"Are you really a colleague?"

Sui Yuan: "..."

In the end, under the adjustment of Shu Shu, Sui Yuan gave the fortune teller 1,000 yuan in order to express his sincerity.

However, there are still many follow-up problems for fortune-telling liars.

Then Sui Yuan didn't care about it, he cared more about the one thousand yuan than what happened to the fortune-telling liar.

No, I have to ask Boss Yang for reimbursement!

The two parties signed the mediation agreement, and Sui Yuan also came to an end for this matter.

But just when Shu Shu was about to leave with the fortune teller, Shu Shu from a sub-district hurried over with several men and women.

Seeing the fortune teller, several men and women became anxious, pointing at him and shouting: "That's him! That's the liar, so hurry up and arrest him!"

The fortune teller panicked and ran away.

But how could he run away, Shushu was pressing him.

Before taking two steps, several sorghums rushed up and held the fortune teller there.

Then take it to the car.

At this time, several men and women walked up to Sui Yuan and thanked Sui Yuan.

Sui Yuan was also a little confused, and after asking, he realized that these people were victims.

About ten minutes later, the sorghum got out of the car, and Sui Yuan hurried forward.

"Shu Shu, what's going on?"

Shu Shu didn't speak, but took a deep look at the golden retriever who was meditating next to him, "This dog really helped us a lot."

"This liar is involved in a lot of things!"

Sui Yuan: "..."

"Shu Shu, what's going on?"

"The fortune teller is a complete bastard! He has deceived several people in other districts."

"The sorghum in the division has been looking for him, but I didn't expect to be caught by your dog."

Speaking of Shu Shu, he also said meaningfully, "Brother, if you can't, take your golden retriever to Taoism to have a look. Such a good seedling, don't delay."

[I got a Cao! 】

The live broadcast room is fried.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 10,000 surprise points, start the silver lottery! 】

Sui Yuan: "..."

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