Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

In the living room.

Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi stared blankly at the mushrooms with white stems and red umbrellas in front of them.

Both of them had incredible looks on their faces.

The nursery rhyme echoed involuntarily in my mind.

White poles, red umbrellas, and lie down together after eating.

This meow is too exciting, right?

Sui Yuan blinked blankly, looked at Yang Xiaomi and asked, "Did you get this mushroom?"

Yang Xiaomi replied blankly: "It's a gift from a friend!"

"How is your relationship?"

"It's very good, why don't people give me mushrooms?"

Sui Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, "That's okay."

"That's... before she gave me the mushrooms, we had a big fight." Yang Xiaomi added leisurely.

Sui Yuan: "?!"

Suppressing the panic in his heart, Sui Yuan asked tremblingly, "You...what's not... uncomfortable about you right now?"

Yang Xiaomi said with blurred eyes, "I'm a little dizzy."

Sui Yuan: "Me too..."

"groove!"

With the sound of national quintessence, Sui Yuan pulled Yang Xiaomi up and rushed out the door, taking some mushrooms along with her.

Yang Xiaomi panicked, "Sui Yuan, what are you doing?"

"Go to the hospital, what are you doing!"

"If you don't go, we will really lie down together."

Yang Xiaomi: "..."

[Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I thought the host was funny enough, but I didn't expect Yang Xiaomi to be so funny. 】

[All water friends:? ! 】

[You are sick, you are about to die, and you are still laughing, do you have any morals! 】

[Where did the evil pen come from, I don’t know that poisonous mushrooms can kill people? Is there no bottom line at all? 】

【You don't have a bottom line! Who told you that it is a poisonous mushroom, that mushroom is called Russula, a mushroom with high nutritional value, and it is not poisonous at all! 】

【Forehead? Seriously, buddy, it's not time to joke around. 】

[Who is joking with you, the three generations of our family have been tinkering with mushrooms, can I admit my mistake? 】

[Then why are the anchor and Yang Xiaomi dizzy? 】

【Are you stupid? The two of you drank a bottle of Erguotou, can it prevent him from getting dizzy? 】

[I found it, it is indeed a red mushroom, not poisonous! 】

[Not poisonous? What are you waiting for? Laugh! Hahaha! 】

【Hahaha, I'm suffocating, I wanted to laugh just now, but out of morality, I kept holding back. 】

[Me too, hahaha, I actually laughed out loud, but I didn't post the barrage. 】

[Nimma, it was a false alarm, so I said, with the anchor's luck, how could he finish this meal in such a calm manner, it really was an accident, haha. 】

[Don't worry, don't worry, I think there is still a good show, just wait and see, hahaha. 】

Knowing that Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi are fine, the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed heartlessly again.

But suffering Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi, the two really thought they were poisoned, and ran to the hospital desperately, and didn't have time to pay attention to the live broadcast room.

At the gate, Sui Yuan rushed to the street to take a taxi. Yang Xiaomi stood in front of her car and shouted, "Sui Yuan, I have a car, take my car."

Sui Yuan had a helpless face, "We've been drinking and poisoned, can he meow drive?"

"If we don't get to the hospital, we'll be dead!"

When Yang Xiaomi heard the same thing, she hurried over to take a taxi with Sui Yuan.

At this moment, the two of them were nervous and scared, Yang Xiaomi's whole body trembled a little.

Sui Yuan quickly grabbed Yang Xiaomi's hand and encouraged, "Boss, don't be afraid, it's fine."

Suddenly, Sui Yuan thought of detoxified blood in the nearby farm.

After all, the animals there have everything to eat, and the staff of the farm must always prepare some detoxification drugs.

Thinking of this, Sui Yuan dragged Yang Xiaomi straight to the farm.

Soon, the two came here.

Fortunately, the door of the farm was open, Sui Yuan didn't think about it, and dragged Yang Xiaomi inside.

Sui Yuan also explained while walking.

"Boss, be careful. In addition to dizziness, mushroom poisoning may also cause hallucinations."

"Hallucinations?" Yang Xiaomi was taken aback, "What kind of hallucinations will there be?"

"Who knows about that thing, it might be..."

While speaking, Sui Yuan turned around, "Yeah!"

Startled, I saw a tall giraffe standing next to him at some point.

Sui Yuan was really a little confused.

Where did the giraffe come from the ostrich farm?

Then he said to Yang Xiaomi: "Look, this is an illusion."

Yang Xiaomi was completely stunned, not knowing what to do.

The two watched the giraffe not moving, but the giraffe moved and pecked Sui Yuan's with its head.

Sui Yuan was already pushing his head up, but when the giraffe pushed him up, he suddenly became angry.

"Ouch! I can spoil you, I can suffer this grievance, I just learned to catch!"

With a stride, the giraffe was pushed to the ground with a "snap".

Yang Xiaomi was dumbfounded, the scene in front of her was too exciting.

Sui Yuan was riding on the giraffe, holding the giraffe's neck tightly with one hand.

As we all know, adult ostriches are much more powerful than adult men.

But even so, the giraffe lost to Sui Yuan's tackle.

Yang Xiaomi waved her palms in a daze, "Isn't he too fierce?]

[Hahaha, the anchor is awesome! Even his meowing giraffe can hold it down, I am convinced! 】

[Nimma, I laughed so hard, I finally heard the original hot memes again. 】

[The anchor's grappling technique is really not good enough, even giraffes can do it, no wonder Wu Jing Shushu and the police check Shushu want to learn it, even me and meow want to learn it. 】

[Hahaha, it's too bad, I can't laugh anymore, a drunk man fights a giraffe? 】

[Nimma, let me just say that there is nothing impossible for the anchor, the real Nima made me laugh to death. 】

Sui Yuan did capture the giraffe, but he underestimated the power of the ostrich.

Originally, Sui Yuan wanted to keep suppressing the giraffe, but the giraffe got up together and directly brought Sui Yuan up. For some reason, Sui Yuan rode on the back of the giraffe.

This giraffe probably had never been ridden before. Feeling the weight on its body, it ran away.

Those who run are called fast!

Before Yang Xiaomi could react, Sui Yuan and the giraffe disappeared.

The water friends in the live broadcast room could see it clearly, and immediately burst out laughing.

[Fuck... Fuck! Ran! ? 】

[Hahaha, this plot is so good, is there a reversal? 】

[Ostrich: Did you just learn how to catch? What about the 100-meter sprint I just learned? Practice? 】

[Hahaha, I can't stop laughing. I've seen people who ride horses, cows, donkeys, and giraffes for the first time. Anchor, you are awesome! 】

The run of the giraffe made Sui Yuan even more confused.

He thought to himself, isn't the hallucination of mushroom poisoning too serious?

How can you still run?

Did I regard any means of transportation as an ostrich?

While Sui Yuan was being surrounded, the giraffe rushed out of the breeding ground with Sui Yuan on his back.

Next to the farm is a road that has not been repaired.

People often come here to exercise and race cars.

And not far in front of Sui Yuan, there is a big brother on a bicycle exercising.

Sui Yuan didn't think much, and shouted: "Brother, what do you think I am riding?"

The big brother on the bicycle was dumbfounded. He thought Sui Yuan was showing off, so he gritted his teeth and replied, "You are awesome!"

Because the giraffe was running too fast, Sui Yuan couldn't hear clearly, thinking that the elder brother was speaking English.

It sounds like some motorcycle brand.

But Sui Yuan didn't have time to think too much, the giraffe was running faster and faster, and there happened to be a few young men beside him who were about to start racing.

Probably discussing a bet or something, a young man patted his car.

"As far as my car is concerned, there is no match in the entire imperial capital."

"You guys race with me, that's courting death!"

Just as he was talking, Sui Yuan rode a giraffe and whizzed by.

Those people are stupid.

"What passed?"

Another young man said: "Probably a giraffe!"

The giraffe was getting faster and faster, Sui Yuan felt that he was about to be blown off by the phoenix, so he could only hug its neck tightly.

With this run, he ran to the front fracture.

As I said before, this road has not been repaired yet, there is a bridge next to the break, and there is still a distance in between.

Sui Yuan was also taken aback, and quickly grabbed the giraffe's neck and pulled it, making the giraffe turn around.

Those boys just now were still in a daze.

How could a giraffe run on this road?

Then I heard Sui Yuan yelling hurriedly, "Awesome! Awesome! This is awesome! Why stop!"

But at this time, before the boys recovered from the situation just now, they saw Sui Yuan riding an ostrich, rattling again.

Now the boys couldn't bear it anymore.

"See clearly?"

"See it clearly, it's an ostrich, and there's a person sitting on it!"

"Not only is the person sitting, but that person keeps shouting awesome!"

"He's meowing, he's too arrogant, it's awesome to ride an ostrich? Get in the car! Chase!"

Then, four or five sports cars went straight to Sui Yuan and chased him.

PS: Did this chapter laugh? Hey, don't worry, big readers, I will never fill the chapters with words, there are foreshadowings ahead.

For example, the ostrich farm in the previous chapter.

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