Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

In fact, it is normal for future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to be a little embarrassed when they meet for the first time, but the embarrassment of Sui Yuan's mother is a bit special.

However, Sui Yuan's mother is not an ordinary person after all. Relying on her innate humor, she not only managed to relieve the embarrassment, but also made Yang Xiaomi giggle.

Seeing Yang Xiaomi trembling with laughter, Sui Yuan really admired his mother, his teasing was forced, but his mother's humor was genuine.

"Giggle." Yang Xiaomi couldn't help laughing. She held Sui Yuan's mother's hand affectionately and said with a smile, "Aunt, it's a pleasure chatting with you."

"You know, our job is very tiring, and we run around every day. I haven't been this happy for a long time."

Sui Yuan's mother is also very happy, "I will come more in the future. Aunt may not be able to cook, but Aunt is serious about humor."

"Aunt also likes you as a girl, she is beautiful, educated and capable."

"Hey, that stinky boy of my family really accumulated virtues in his previous life, so he can find such a good girlfriend like you in this life."

Sui Yuan's mother likes Yang Xiaomi from the bottom of her heart. Elderly people, they all value a sight, and at a glance, it is you, so she didn't run away.

Yang Xiaomi naturally also had good intentions with Sui Yuan, but she was a little shy when Sui Yuan's mother said it outright.

"Aunt, you should taste the nutritional supplements I brought first. I'll go to the bathroom to touch up my makeup, and I'll be right back to chat with you."

"Okay, okay, let's go."

Yang Xiaomi stood up, bowed slightly to Sui Yuan's mother, blushed and secretly glanced at Sui Yuan before heading to the bathroom.

Seeing Yang Xiaomi enter the bathroom, Sui Yuan's mother immediately moved to Sui Yuan's side, and said excitedly, "Son, how is it? Is mom really good? I'll take it for you soon."

"Stinky boy, you have to work harder, this girl's mother has fallen in love with her, so hurry up and take it for me."

"Look at her big butt, she must be good at giving birth. Mom wants to hug grandchildren even in her dreams."

Sui Yuan was extremely helpless, he smiled bitterly and said, "Mom, what are you talking about?"

"Look at the frightened people, they all hid in the bathroom."

"Also, what's your criterion for judging, can you give birth if you have a big butt? Is there any scientific basis?"

Sui Yuan's mother curled her lips, "Whether it has any scientific basis or not, the old saying that has been passed down for hundreds of years must make sense."

"Anyway, I don't care, you have to take her down quickly, otherwise I will never end with you!"

Sui Yuan couldn't hold back his mother, so he could only change the subject, "Let's get down to business, Mom, what are you going to do this time?"

"Isn't it as simple as celebrating my little nephew's birthday and coming to see me?"

As the saying goes, knowing a mother is like a son, Sui Yuan still knows her mother's personality very well.

Although her mother is eloquent, she is actually very homely. It is fine to chat with women in the village in her hometown, but it is difficult for her to leave her hometown and go out for a walk.

I and my sister called her to come to the imperial capital many times, but she refused for various reasons.

Sui Yuan's mother curled her lips, "I asked you to say this. I'm here to celebrate my grandson's birthday. Isn't it business to see my son?"

"Of course, in addition to these two things, there are two more things."

"First, my pension has been settled, and I have to go to the Imperial Bank to apply for it."

"Second, I'm going to Xiangshan to fulfill my vow."

Sui Yuan was taken aback, "I know about your pension, but what the hell is wishing?"

"Mom, what did you wish for?"

"What wish can I make? I'll ask you for marriage." Mom rolled her eyes angrily, "I worry about you every day."

"At such an advanced age, I still have to climb Xiangshan Mountain, and I almost died of exhaustion."

Sui Yuan was even more puzzled, "When did you climb Fragrant Mountain? What's going on here?"

Mom explained it.

It turned out that a few months ago, a fortune teller came to my hometown. It is said that the fortune is very good, so my mother and a few women from the same village went to join in the fun.

The fortune teller told the old mother that Sui Yuan's fate of marriage lies with her own mother, and asked her to go to Xiangshan to ask for something with good fortune.

Any pots and pans, bricks and tiles are fine. Please come back and worship for three months. After you go back, Sui Yuan's marriage will be completed.

After listening to his mother's explanation, Sui Yuan smiled wryly and said, "Mom, do you also believe in such feudal superstitions?"

"What kind of feudal superstition." Sui Yuan's mother dissatisfied: "How accurate is the calculation, I haven't fulfilled my wish yet, you have found a girlfriend."

"Okay, okay." Sui Yuan didn't want to argue with his mother on this matter either.

After all, people of the older generation are quite taboo about gods and ghosts. Anyway, my mother doesn't believe it deeply, even if she has a little thought, Sui Yuan doesn't need to be serious.

"Mom, what are you asking for back? I'll return it to you when I have time."

"You are so old, climbing the mountain is too dangerous. Besides, you are doing it for me. I should be more pious when I go."

Sui Yuan's mother nodded, "That makes sense, then you go, wait, I'll get it for you."

Saying that, Sui Yuan's mother took the mysterious thing from the TV cabinet.

It is a wooden sign the size of a computer screen.

Sui Yuan took a look and was shocked, "Mom, is this what you have eyes for?"

"Your eyes are too weird, aren't they?"

Saying that, Sui Yuan showed the wooden sign.

There are two lines of black letters on it.

[It is strictly forbidden to defecate here. 】

[Offenders will be fined 50! 】

My mother didn't take it seriously, "What's wrong? I just look at things with my eyesight, can't I?"

Sui Yuan was speechless to the extreme, thinking that his mother had enshrined this thing for three months, he wished to kill that fortune teller.

"Mom, where is the fortune teller? I'll ask him for advice!" Sui Yuan gritted his teeth.

Sui Yuan's mother scratched her head, "I don't agree with him now."

"I heard a while ago that the fortune teller lost a fight with an expert."

"That expert defeated the fortune teller with a big yellow dog."

"This matter has been spread all over our village. Those who admire that expert are dying, and they all want to pay their respects!"

Forehead?

Sui Yuan was taken aback.

Why does this plot sound so familiar to him?

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't bear it anymore.

[Hahaha, I laughed so hard! Who would have thought that there would be a follow-up to that incident! 】

[No, I can't stop laughing, Aunt, take a closer look, the expert who uses dog fighting skills is right in front of you! 】

[Anchor, tell the truth, is this a script? If it’s not a script, why is it so funny? It’s such a coincidence that I couldn’t stop laughing. 】

[Hahaha, I think Aunt is more interesting, please give me a warning sign, what do you think! 】

[No, no, I can't laugh anymore. 】

At this time, Sui Yuan also remembered.

Hehe, that's good, so I took revenge a few days ago.

Thinking about it now, the golden retriever should have given that fortune-teller a hard bite.

"Hey, okay mom, I'll go to Xiangshan these two days to fulfill your wish."

Regardless of what the liar did, Sui Yuan still had to do what his mother told him to do.

"Xiangshan? Who is going to Xiangshan?"

"Tomorrow I'm going to Fragrant Hills too, and there's a crew that invited me to be a guest star, do you want to go with me?"

Yang Xiaomi came over from the bathroom and said with a smile.

Sui Yuan hurriedly hid the wooden sign, it was too embarrassing, she had better be careful.

However, Sui Yuan's mother didn't care at all and told Yang Xiaomi directly.

After hearing this, Yang Xiaomi almost burst out laughing.

"Hehehe, Sui Yuan didn't expect such a coincidence!"

"Tell the truth, do you have any special identity, otherwise how could you catch that liar?"

Sui Yuan's face was full of black lines, "Can you stop talking? I'm so depressed."

Mom: "What are you talking about?"

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 10 surprise points! 】

...

After chatting for a while, Yang Xiaomi went back, it was too late after all.

After seeing off Yang Xiaomi, Sui Yuan and her mother also went to rest.

The next morning.

Sui Yuan rode out on his long-lost electric three-wheeler, and he was going to handle pension matters for his mother.

Before leaving, my mother also explained, "Remember to buy a kitchen knife and come back."

Sui Yuan was puzzled, "Don't you have a kitchen knife at home?"

Mom: "It was useless to cut the cake yesterday."

Sui Yuan: "..."

Seeing Sui Yuan going out on an electric three-wheeler, the water friends in the live broadcast room were very excited.

[Hahaha, Dian Sanlun has appeared again, there must be something good to watch today. 】

[I think so too, hurry up, host, get out, we are waiting to see a good show! 】

【Hahaha, if there is no accident, there will be an accident soon. 】

Seeing the teasing barrage in the live broadcast room, Sui Yuan curled his lips, there are so many good shows to watch.

I have repaired all the electric tricycles.

Hmph, I'm sure to disappoint you today.

With a snort, Sui Yuan ignored the water friend and rode forward on the electric tricycle.

While waiting for the traffic light, an electric car swished past him.

Sui Yuan was taken aback.

Before Sui Yuan came back to his senses, a trafficker jumped into his car and shouted: "Chasing! Chasing the electric car in front!"

Sui Yuan turned his head and looked, stunned, it was an acquaintance again "Shu Shu, it's you again!"

Sui Yuan was also stunned when he saw that it was Sui Yuan. He was silent for a few seconds, and said softly, "Is there still time for me to get off the car?"

Of course there is no rush.

"Shu Shu, grab it!" Sui Yuan yelled loudly, turned the switch violently, and the tricycle rushed out instantly...

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