Playing Bai Wuchang, Picking Up Drunk Yang Xiaomi Was Broadcast Live

The next picture came over.

In the beginning, it was Sui Yuan who ran after the security guards with chrysanthemums, but now the security guards are holding rubber sticks and running after Sui Yuan.

The security guards chased and shouted angrily,

"Catch him! If I don't kill him today, I'm sorry for my pants!"

"He's meow, boy, what do you think of running to the cemetery in the middle of the night to play ghosts, and he meows chasing us, I'll kill you and me!"

"Stop him, block him, don't let him stay!"

The security guards were so angry that they wanted to arrest Sui Yuan and dismember him.

The water friends in the live broadcast directly laughed.

[Hahaha, I knew that the host~broadcaster would definitely get beaten. 】

[It's no wonder if I don't get beaten, if I were a security guard, I'd never end up with the anchor! I was scared to death. 】

[Hahaha, I can't stop laughing, this live broadcast is so fucking funny. 】

【Anchor, don't run away! You just learned to grab, go!】

[Hahaha, I laughed so hard, let me laugh for a while. 】

Seeing Sui Yuan being chased by the security guards, Yang Xiaomi, Director Zhang and others were stunned.

It's not that they don't want to help, but they just don't understand why Sui Yuan came here, let alone the deep hatred between Sui Yuan and these security guards.

Looking at the posture of those security guards, I really want to kill Sui Yuan!

For a while, Yang Xiaomi and the others forgot to go up to make a rescue.

Sui Yuan didn't notice Yang Xiaomi and the others. He ran desperately in the cemetery, not daring to stop for fear of being killed by the security guards.

Of course Sui Yuan also tried to explain, but the security guards didn't listen at all and insisted on grabbing Sui Yuan and beating him up.

In fact, it's not the security guard's fault, he was so scared that he peed his pants, can he not be angry?

After running for a long time, Sui Yuan was really tired, but the security guards still didn't let him go, Sui Yuan was also a little angry.

Don't even give me a chance to apologize?

It's a bit too much!

Besides, I chased you for a few laps, and you are back now, what else do you want?

Can I always be wronged by this? I just learned to grab.

No, I can't help it anymore, it's not an option to go on like this, let's subdue them first.

Thinking of this, Sui Yuan turned sharply and stopped.

Seeing Sui Yuan stop, the security guard was taken aback, "Oh boy, how dare you stop!"

"Up, up, up, beat him!"

"Take off his pants and put them on for me!"

As soon as he yelled, the security guards rushed up.

Although the security guards have an advantage in numbers and are holding weapons, is it useful?

Sui Yuan is a ruthless person who makes a big fuss in the Wujing headquarters by himself!

Even Wu Jing Uncle can't do anything about him, how big a storm can this group of security guards cause.

Sui Yuan opened his posture and charged directly.

"If you don't explain it, then don't blame me!"

"I can accept your grievances, I just learned how to capture!"

Snapped!

clap!

clap clap!

With several crackling sounds, six or seven security guards were pinned to the ground by Sui Yuan.

The security guards lying on the ground were stunned.

Fuck, is this kid so powerful in combat?

Director Zhang who was not far away was also dumbfounded, he stared blankly at Yang Xiaomi, "Mimi, your future husband is too fierce.

Yang Xiaomi smiled and waved her hands, "Small scene, I'll give you all his live recordings later, just watch it.

"A person who makes a big fuss at the Wujing headquarters, can't he deal with a few small security guards?"

Director Zhang: "?!"

[Hahaha, anchor Niubi, Nima, this capture is really tough, and the security guards didn't even have the strength to fight back. 】

【Hahaha, here we come, here we come, the classic hot meme is here again, and the anchor has the momentum to say it!】

[Nimma, this picture is so beautiful that I can't bear to look directly at it. 】

【Hahaha, I laughed so hard, Bai Wuchang knows martial arts, the security guards can't stop him!】

[Security: No one told us that Bai Wuchang even learned how to capture! Hahaha. 】

After Sui Yuan captured all the security guards, Yang Xiaomi and Director Zhang hurried over.

After understanding the whole story, Director Yang Xiaomi and Director Zhang burst out laughing.

Especially Director Zhang was so excited, she grabbed Sui Yuan's hand and said excitedly: "This is the inspiration I want!"

"You broadcast the scene just now, right?"

"Remember to give me a copy, thank you, thank you so much!"

Sui Yuan:

This director must be sick, I was almost beaten to death, you are still so excited, is it human?

Yang Xiaomi saw Sui Yuan's doubts, she covered her mouth and smiled, "I'll explain to you later.

Sui Yuan rolled his eyes, "If you don't explain it, can you stop laughing?"

"Heck, I'm sorry, I can't help it."

Sui Yuan:

Later, Director Zhang agreed to compensate the security guards, and this calmed down the grievances of the security guards.

But Sui Yuan was also a little puzzled, he asked: "As the security guards of the cemetery, how can you be so courageous?"

The security captain became anxious again, "Are we timid? Don't you see how realistic you are."

"When I watched the surveillance, I thought someone was stealing the tribute."

"When we find you and see what you look like, we'll think it's someone from below!"

"What's more, he is the one who can catch."

"The most exaggerated thing is that you don't say anything, you just chased us with chrysanthemums, and we thought you were going to take us away!"

【Hahaha, I can really die laughing!】

【It's so realistic, stealing tributes, people coming from below, taking them away, hahaha, I can't laugh anymore. 】

[Security: I have watched ghosts for half my life, but I didn't expect to be captured by ghosts. Hahaha. 】

[Blind guessing, a wave of hot searches, Bai Wuchang captured the security guard of the cemetery, hahaha. 】

In the end, Sui Yuan apologized to both the people standing and the people lying down, and the matter was really over.

However, Sui Yuan was very depressed.

He gave Yang Xiaomi an angry look, "Boss, what do you think, playing ghost games next to the cemetery in the middle of the night?"

Yang Xiaomi covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, "Hehehe, I didn't expect such a thing to happen!"

"Besides, isn't the effect very good? Look at those security guards, they were scared to pee, giggling..."

Sui Yuan: "I, he meow..."

At this moment, Director Zhang came over, and he handed a bank card to Sui Yuan, thanking him again and again.

"Man, thank you very much!"

"I let you solve the problem that has troubled me for many days."

"There is one million in this card, and it will be your labor fee."

Sui Yuan took the bank card blankly, "One...one million?"

"Hehe, it's less." Director Zhang scratched his head in embarrassment, "The crew's funds are quite tight, so they can only spend so much, don't mind."

"I don't mind, I don't mind, why would I mind?" Sui Yuan waved his hand with a smile, and hurriedly put the bank card into it.

Then he looked at Yang Xiaomi, "Boss, call me if something like this happens in the future!"

Yang Xiaomi rolled her eyes, "Aren't you unwilling?"

"Who said that?" Sui Yuan curled his lips, "Why would I not want to be taken advantage of by such a rich man?"

Director Zhang blinked and looked at Yang Xiaomi, "Is it me who he said was taken advantage of?"

Yang Xiaomi: "...

【Director Zhang: Are you polite?】

【Hahaha...……】

After bidding farewell to Director Zhang, Sui Yuan sat in Yang Xiaomi's car, and the two went home together.

Sitting in the co-pilot, Sui Yuan thought about what happened today, feeling very tired, and didn't speak on the road.

Yang Xiaomi looked at the emotional Sui Yuan, smiled and blinked her beautiful eyes, "What's the matter? Are you blaming me?"

Sui Yuan shrugged, "I don't have any complaints, I just wonder when this thrilling life will end.

"Hehe, why did it end?" Yang Xiaomi smiled, "This kind of life is so interesting."

"You can't give up casually. I'm still waiting for your live recording. When I have enough material, I'll make it into a movie and go directly to theaters. It will definitely sell well, hahaha.

Looking at the happy Yang Xiaomi, Sui Yuan rolled his eyes angrily, "Boss, are you a bit human? Do you base your money on my pain?"

"Painful?" Yang Xiaomi curled her lips, "When you were paid one million just now, I thought you were quite happy, your mouth was almost grinning to the back of your head."

"Why am I happy? That's what I deserve, that is, me. If I don't want to be beaten to death by those security guards, I risk my life to make money, can't I?" Sui Yuan argued.

Yang Xiaomi shrugged, "I didn't ask you to risk your life, we are all hiding in the temple, you ran to the cemetery by yourself, who can blame you.

"I'm meow..."

Sui Yuan was left speechless by Yang Xiaomi's words, and finally said angrily: "Anyway, I don't want this kind of life anymore."

"Fifty percent!"

Yang Xiaomi suddenly stretched out a palm towards Sui Yuan.

Sui Yuan was taken aback, what's the point?"

"When you go to theaters, you'll get 50% of the film's profits, why don't you?"

"make a deal!"

"Hehehe." Yang Xiaomi said with a coquettish smile, "It's a happy promise."

"That's it." Sui Yuan smiled, "Why don't I earn money if I have money?"

"I also know that I can't escape this damn luck and can only be forced to accept it, but being able to make money can be considered a little comfort to me.

"Cut." Yang Xiaomi curled her lips, "Don't blame luck for everything."

"Some things, you also found them yourself."

Sui Yuan retorted in dissatisfaction: "I can't find anything on my own, can I find it all?"

"Hehe, is that so?" Yang Xiaomi squinted her beautiful eyes and looked at Sui Yuan with a half-smile.

"Then let me ask you, where are my dad's socks?"

Forehead?!

Sui Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then scratched his head in embarrassment, "Boss, you know."

"Can I not know?" Yang Xiaomi curled her lips and said, "I collect your live broadcast recordings every day.

"Sui Yuan, I didn't expect you to have a strong desire for revenge."

"Hey." Sui Yuan smiled awkwardly, "It's not revenge, it's a prank at most."

"A prank?" Yang Xiaomi rolled her eyes angrily, "Today my dad called me and said he had a bad day.

"It was all cotton thread, and my dad was so scared that he didn't dare to go to the toilet."

"He thought he was going to mutate!"

"This..." Sui Yuan smiled helplessly, he did not expect such consequences.

Yang Xiaomi cast a glance at Sui Yuan, "Just pray that my dad won't know the truth."

"If he knows, can you still marry me?"

"What? Marry you?!" Sui Yuan was taken aback, he didn't expect Yang Xiaomi to say such a sentence suddenly.

"What?" Yang Xiaomi looked at the surprised Sui Yuan, a rosy face appeared on her pretty face.

"Do you dare to say that you don't have such thoughts?"

"Don't think I don't know what's on your mind today."

"Do you think that I want to play that kind of game with you that only has two people?"

Sui Yuan blushed and became even more embarrassed, just the kind of embarrassment of being overwhelmed, more or less a little shy.

"Fool." Yang Xiaomi looked at Sui Yuan who was blushing, and gave a coquettish sound.

Then, she suddenly leaned over to Sui Yuan's face and poked.

Sui Yuan was stunned again,

He looked straight at Yang Xiaomi.

Yang Xiaomi blushed, "I'll talk about that game later, let me give you some atmosphere first."

Looking at the shy Yang Xiaomi, Sui Yuan touched his face, it seems that this wave is not bad.

go home.

Seeing that her mother was not there, Sui Yuan called her.

After asking, I found out that my mother has gone to my sister's house, and tomorrow is my little nephew Tongtong's birthday.

The mother muttered angrily: "Didn't I say you brat, don't you plan to show up on your little nephew's birthday?"

"I just bought some toys and threw them in the garage. Do you know that Tongtong often misses you."

Sui Yuan scratched his head in embarrassment, indeed, he really didn't visit Tongtong during this time, nor did he visit his sister's house.

The place he rented was not far from his sister's house, so it was really unreasonable not to go and see it for so long.

"Okay, mom, I got it. I'll go there tomorrow and pick up Tongtong from the kindergarten by the way, okay?"

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Mom: "That's about the same. It just so happens that tomorrow there will be a role-playing activity in kindergarten, and your sister and brother-in-law will participate in makeup."

"Don't you often cosplay? Then you play Cheng Tongtong's favorite character, pick him up from school, and give him a surprise, how about it?"

Sui Yuan thought for a while, "This method is good, okay, then I'll play the majestic Wu Jing Uncle, how about it? Tong Tong will definitely like it."

"What do you like?" Mom said: "Tongtong doesn't like gun games anymore, recently he is obsessed with an anime, there is a bald hero in it, you can play that.

Sui Yuan was very helpless, "Children's interests change really quickly."

"Okay, I see."

"I'll get ready."

The bald hero in anime, no one else must be Saitama.

Turn on the god-level replica props skill, and then make Saitama's costume props.

The next day it was almost noon.

Sui Yuan dressed up as Qiyu and came to the gate of Tongtong's kindergarten, waiting for Tongtong to leave school.

Since there is an event today, many parents are playing, so Sui Yuan is not too conspicuous.

However, he still attracted the attention of many people.

There is no other reason, but because Sui played too much alike.

It's like walking out of a comic.

Looking at the envious eyes of the parents, Sui Yuan was very happy and proud.

Dressing up like this will definitely save Tong Tong's face.

Just when Sui Yuan was triumphant, he suddenly heard a loud noise, and when he turned his head, he saw that there were two grown men fighting.

Sui Yuan suddenly became unhappy, this is the gate of the kindergarten, you are fighting here.

What should I do if the child is accidentally injured when he comes out?

"no quality."

Sui Yuan muttered something, and walked over.

While the beating man wasn't paying attention, Sui Yuan rushed forward and pinned down the man with a slap.

The person who was beaten ran away when he saw someone help him get up.

Sui Yuan didn't bother, at this moment he was complacent, he was dressed like this, and he did something brave, the little nephew would definitely worship him when he came out and saw it.

But before Sui Yuan could be proud, the man suddenly roared, "Sure! I didn't expect the thief to have an accomplice!"

"Are you fucking moral? You even steal from kindergartens."

"You wait for me, I will handcuff you all into the prison!"

Hearing this, Sui Yuan understood.

The man who ran away was a thief, and the one who held him down was a plainclothes sorghum.

Just now Sui Yuan wondered why the running man didn't fight back after being beaten so badly.

It turned out to be the case.

It's over, it's in trouble again.

Sui Yuan couldn't explain it either, he let go of Shu Shu and ran away, he wanted to catch the thief back, so Shu Shu wouldn't blame himself, right?

But as soon as he ran, Shu Shu stood up and chased him, "Don't run, you thief!"

This shout attracted the attention of many people, and those people were so lively that they followed Shu Shu and chased after him.

After a while, dozens of people followed.

Seeing this posture, Sui Yuan was also a little frightened, he was about to be caught and beaten to death!

No, I have to catch the thief quickly!

[Come to live, come to live. 】

[Nimma, anchor, do you have any objections to Shushu? Count how many Shushu you have pressed. 】

[Hahaha, there is another good show to watch. 】

[Anchor: I just learned how to capture, is there a problem with the display? Hahaha... knife].