Playing Long Aotian, the Audience Laughed

Ye Haochen couldn't help himself when he said this.

But the man's face turned green.

The host on the side couldn't help but want to laugh.

The man continued to ask: "Have you ever attended college? 99

Ye Haochen nodded: "I have read it, junior college!"

The man laughed . . . and said, "You go to college and pretend to be with me? Laozi 211 University, you can't even go to 211 in this era, you have a problem with your brain, understand?"

Ye Haochen smiled and immediately landed on the ground.

Get it!

I know how to ride a horse!

Those who can't get into 211 University are mentally retarded, I know.

Ha ha………

Lin Aoxue couldn't take it anymore.

Damn, in this day and age, no 211 is immature, right?

Where do you get your sense of superiority?

I wonder how you got into 211.

Liu Sisi was also speechless.

quite funny.

This joke can contract her a day's laughs.

Xia Mengzhu didn't know what to say.

Although she graduated from the 211 Police Academy.

But that doesn't mean she has a sense of superiority.

Some people are naturally fond of reading.

Some people are stupid enough to read 370-points.

You can't deny people in one sentence, okay?

In the picture, the man saw Ye Haochen laughing at him all the time, and he couldn't bear it.

His expression became serious and stared at Ye Haochen: "I'll ask you, how much money do you have now?"

Ye Haochen tidied up his clothes: "Five hundred billion, do you think I'm joking with you? Twenty-five years old doesn't even have five hundred billion on a horse, what are you talking about?"

The man was stunned: "Are you sick? Neurotic. 99

Ye Haochen spread his hands: "You see this building, I bought it.

The man looked at the host's camera and began to laugh: "Look, there is a lunatic here, he said that the Hemei Building belongs to him, and I also said that the earth belongs to Laozi, which is funny.

"Laozi's office building is in Hemei Building, if you have the ability, won't you let me in?

Ye Haochen smiled at this time: "Then try if you can get in?"

The man sighed in fright on the ground: "neuropathy."

With that said, he walked towards the Hemei Building.

When he came to the door, more than 30 security guards in black suddenly rushed out to stop him.

"Sorry, Mr. Zhang, you are not qualified to enter (bfdh) our building. You are limited to move out the office building within today."

"Ah?

The man opened his mouth instantly.

It was like seeing a ghost.

He turned to look at Ye Haochen.

At this time Ye Haochen came slowly.

All the security guards bowed collectively: "Master!

The man's eyes were wide, like lanterns, and he couldn't say a word with a hoarse throat.

This... ah...

Ye Haochen stepped forward and tidied up his collar for him: "The pattern is small, brother, at the age of 25, he has not even won a Nobel Prize, and he still reads a Mao book."

The man was trembling all over, unable to speak.

Ye Haochen said again: "Zhang Yong, the son of the chairman of Lihua Media Company, your father paid you to study a pheasant university abroad, and you said that it was a good bet after returning to China in 2117, and gave your father three thousand dollars. Duo Wan, you told Laozi that you made 30 million from scratch, you are awesome, why don't you go to heaven?

puff……

Ha ha ha ha!

Lin Aoxue rolled off the chair with a smile.

This beautiful girl is already in tears at this moment.

#......

Ye Haochen you guy.

What are you doing to expose people's bottom line.

Hahaha……

Lin Aoxue smiled as her stomach hurt.

Liu Sisi laughed and burst into tears.

This slap in the face is epic.

It's not like that in a novel.

In such a comparison, Ye Haochen's real life is much more interesting than that of Long Aotian.

This is called slap in the face.

Xia Mengzhu couldn't help laughing, and covered her forehead with her jade hand.

He shook his head vigorously.

No, I can't stand it anymore.

Ye Haochen, you really are.

It's so funny, whoever becomes your girlfriend will definitely die of joy.

Xia Mengzhu wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh too loudly.

She finally understood why those male novels were so cool to pretend to be slapped in the face.

It's just this paragraph, dare you say it's unhappy?

At this time, Ye Haochen got on the elevator.

Came to his office.

The luxurious office simply blinded Lin Aoxue's eyes.

An office, more than 600 square meters?

That's outrageous!

A crystal lamp is bigger than a living room.

Moreover, it is all high-tech products.

I wonder if you are really Batman anymore.

Unlike other rich retro offices.

The decoration of Ye Haochen's office is like a future punk mech style.

What's more outrageous is that behind Ye Haochen's office is actually a transparent pool.

A huge great white shark swam slowly by.

Looking at Xia Mengzhu, she kept shaking her head.

Damn, it's so fake.

You have to spend millions a year just to keep a great white shark?

What kind of arowana, koi, and platinum snow dragon are they kept in the fish tank?

It's all luxurious.

Are you directly raising a great white shark?

By the way, can this thing still be farmed?

You are floating, you are breaking the law, do you know that?

In fact, Ye Haochen, the great white shark, is actually a robot shark.

Are you okay with this thing?

Great white sharks can't be fed by humans at all.

Foreigners have already tried it.

Or lying on the sofa chair, still complaining about what happened just now.

[If you can't drive a big G at the age of 25, you are a waste, you are really a bullshit!)

[Without my father, I am twenty-five years old, and it would be good to have a broken three-wheeler.

【Show your superiority here, die of laughter!】

[If you can't pass the 211 test, you have a sick head. I can go to your uncle. "

After complaining a few words, Ye Haochen raised his arm and looked at his watch.

[It's still early, there will be a meeting in the afternoon.

【Go back to eat dumplings at night!」

Ye Haochen looked at the watch Lin Aoxue gave him, then smiled slightly, and then lay down on the chair to rest.

Lin Aoxue held her chin, not knowing what to think.

Seeing Ye Haochen sleeping, Xia Mengzhu and Liu Sisi also went to rest.

Two thirty in the afternoon.

Ye Haochen attended the meeting.

He has many identities.

Few people know what he really is.

Anyway, god-level makeup can do whatever you want.

Don't look at Ye Haochen is usually a funny guy.

But do have business acumen.

Market analysis is in the right place.

After the meeting, Ye Haochen left Hemei Building.

Ask the driver to take him home.

Lin Aoxue felt more and more that it was really too hard for the system to let Ye Haochen be a security guard.

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