Playing Long Aotian, the Audience Laughed
Chapter 161 Xia Mengzhu is my baby
Xu Yaodong sneered: "Ah, death is imminent, how are you still pretending? What are you? Laozi has already investigated you clearly, a stinky security guard, Xia Mengzhu is really blind to see you!"
Ye Haochen: "Ah, in front of me, there are not many people who can be so arrogant. I will allow you to be arrogant for a while."
The dialogue between two people can make people laugh to death.
You ahh one sentence, I ahah the second sentence.
Isn't the word "Aah" so badass?
Or are these fiction writers unable to find words to express each other's arrogance?
Xu Yaodong twisted his neck: "At this point, you can still be so arrogant, I really feel sorry for you, if you are willing to be my little brother and let Xia Mengzhu accompany me, I may be in a good mood and allow you to live longer.
Hearing what Xu Yaodong said, Ye Haochen's feet were digging in the ground.
It's so embarrassing, it's estimated that the soles of the shoes will be dug through for a while.
My lines are stupid enough, how can you be stupider than me.
The most important thing is that Xia Mengzhu, this stupid girl, is also stupid. This guy is so smart and his lines are so embarrassing.
Xia Mengzhu was stunned.
My lines are awkward?
I'm also copying the plot, I have a way to fart.
Do you think you're the only one acting?
I'm also a victim of the dog system okay.
It's fine if you complain about Xu Yaodong, complain about what I'm doing, and I won't relieve my hatred if I don't bite you twice.
Uncle, after listening to your complaints, I don't want to continue acting, it's too stupid.
Xia Mengzhu looked at the lines in the system and continued to say to Xu Yaodong: "Ye Haochen is stupid, but he is 10,000 times better than you Xu Yaodong, you'd better turn on your mobile phone camera to see yourself, by the way, don't use beauty .
Ye Haochen held back his smile.
Damn, this Xia Mengzhu is too 6.
However, what do you mean by calling me stupid?
If you want me to say, you are stupid enough, who would like me in a normal person?
And hold hands with me and kiss.
I'm sick of myself.
There is always a feeling that I have made myself green, which is very awkward.
You guys, one or two like this Long Aotian after I put on makeup, and when I finally remove my makeup, I won't become a sand sculpture myself?
It's okay to be green yourself.
Hearing Ye Haochen's inner complaints, Xia Mengzhu subconsciously clenched his fists.
You're right, only an idiot would like this lunatic you play.
I hold hands with you and kiss, that's how I can see you directly.
Otherwise, if you put on makeup like this, who can go wrong.
Xia Mengzhu complained inwardly, and then looked at Xu Yaodong.
It is said that the villain died of a lot of words, and this guy has not done anything until now.
I'll see how long you have to talk nonsense.
Xu Yaodong twisted his neck: "Xia Mengzhu, I admit that you are quite handsome, but it is useless for you to mock me now, it will only make you more painful for a while, you may not know my method, I promise to let you...
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted directly by Ye Haochen: "Stop talking nonsense, do you do anything? Let me tell you, Xia Mengzhu is my most beloved baby, and no one in the world can hurt her, including me.
Xia Mengzhu's expression is embarrassed, can you not say seriously, I am your baby.
So disgusting.
You say I'm the one you love the most, can't you?
It doesn't have to be scripted.
I really, playing this plot with you, will die of embarrassment sooner or later.
Ye Haochen felt sick for a while after saying this.
Destroy it, I can't stand it anymore.
Have you ever seen such a big baby?
Whose baby is cold all day long, just like you created her ancestral grave.
It's like a facial paralysis, you say you can't laugh?
Xia Mengzhu: Can you stop complaining and act quickly.
Do you think I want facial paralysis?
Xia Mengzhu looked at the script, and then said to Ye Haochen, "Idiot, will you try the word "baby" next time?"
Ye Haochen: "Right...sorry, baby! 33
Xia Mengzhu went over and bit Ye Haochen on the shoulder: "Can you say it again?
Ye Haochen was in pain: "Baby, your teeth are so fierce.
The two are still showing their affection.
The face of Xu Yaodong next to him turned green.
He clenched his fists: "Ye Haochen, I'll make you regret it later, I'll make your life better than death 527.
The corner of Ye Haochen's mouth crooked: "With you? The clown jumping on the beam."
Xu Yaodong's anger suddenly erupted, and he couldn't contain his anger at this moment.
"Boy, there is a way to heaven if you don't go, today, I will let you stay here forever.
Ye Haochen twisted his neck: "Can you change your lines? Have you watched too many movies?
Then his chin stretched forward: "Yeah shit you!"
Xia Mengzhu can't laugh or cry at the moment, can you please not twist your mouth like that?
It's over if it can't be changed later.
"You..." Xu Yaodong clenched his fists and sneered: "Okay, okay, okay, I'll give you a chance, you don't use it, it seems that you have some kung fu foundation, it's not bad for Laozi to be a dog, but you don't know how to look, then Don't blame me for being rude."
Ye Haochen pointed to his cheek: "Don't be polite, come, hit here, come, hit me!
Xu Yaodong's eyes widened: "You bastard who doesn't know whether to live or die, you give it to me, and beat him to death.
After Xu Yaodong finished speaking, his men immediately surrounded Ye Haochen and Xia Mengzhu,
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