Playing the role of walnut, a big Mi Mi who is concerned about scaring

I saw the tombstones erected on the virtual cemetery, writing all kinds of nonsense.

The photos on the tombstones are also enduring.

The first tombstone Tang Yu saw was a small fresh meat star in the Dragon Kingdom.

The little fresh meat looks famous because he bumped into a certain Dong sister who made air conditioners.

And because the mantra of the little fresh meat is “Thai pants spicy”, it is circulated by netizens as a meme.

And the epitaph of Xiao Xianrou is: If you are like me, buried before dying, then this matter, Thai pants are spicy!

“If people are still alive, you will buy tombstones for others?” Tang Yu couldn’t help but laugh.

Then continuing to look down,

he saw Leo’s tombstone!

Epitaph: Thank you, Taylor.

Tang Yu: “…………..”

This is not the most outrageous, and later, he saw the tombstones erected by netizens for many historical figures.

Cao Cao’s epitaph: The spirit of Cao Gong is passed down forever.

Lü Bu’s epitaph: The eldest husband was born between heaven and earth, that is, can he live under people for a long time?

Confucius’s epitaph: Ziyu, you also play Genshin?

Alicia’s epitaph: Alicia is dead! Woohoo! Alicia is dead!

Dolly’s epitaph: When the money is gone, you can earn more, and when the conscience is gone, you can earn more.

XX old mother’s epitaph: You look at other people’s children, which one is like you?

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these tombstones, from historical figures to two-dimensional to real-life figures.

It can be said that

this wave of operations by netizens is very explosive!

Tang Yu’s face twitched.

The past life APP I got has actually become a place to play terriers?

This made him a little crying and laughing.

In order to maintain the seriousness of the funeral, Tang Yu called the person in charge of the APP.

The call was answered quickly.

“Hello, boss.”

“Do you want to know the number of downloads and daily activity of the past life APP?”

On the opposite side, came the unique charming voice of Wang Meili’s young woman.

“I’ll see the number of downloads myself, how much is the daily life?” Tang Yu asked with some curiosity.

“Well, the daily activity has exceeded one million, and the users are very active!”

“Moreover, the sales of virtual funeral goods have exceeded the million mark in the past few days!”

“Boss, if you continue this trend, you will make a lot of money.”

Wang Meili’s voice was very excited,

and they lost money and died when their company was running their own business before.

Unexpectedly, with a different boss, this APP came back to life.

“Well, let’s not talk about that.” Tang Yu said, “Let me ask you, why are there so few partitions on the APP?”

Wang Meili replied: “This simple interface is popular now!” It’s too complicated and cumbersome, but it affects the user experience! When

Tang Yu heard this, he nodded, it was such a reason.

However, he still suggested: “In this way, you can optimize the APP and divide the cemetery into several areas!”

“Didn’t netizens erect monuments to historical figures and two-dimensional figures?”

“You divide these, the quadratic is in one district, the historical figure is in the district, and then the real character is in the district.”

Wang Meili on the other end of the phone nodded, she would not say anything more about the boss’s orders.

Just do it.

“Okay, boss, do you have anything else to order?” Wang Meili asked again.

“No more.” Tang Yu hung up the phone and rubbed his temples.

At this time, his mobile phone rang.

At a glance, it was actually from Baoma’s landline.

Why did Palmer call me?

With questions, Tang Yu answered the phone.

“Hello, is it Mr. Tang Yu?” On the other end of the phone, there was a ruffled Xiawen accent.

Obviously, the other party is a foreigner.

“Yes.” Tang Yu said lightly: “Is there something wrong with me?”

“That’s right, Mr. Tang Yu, we ask you not to pay attention to our Baoma official micro, is that okay?” The other side does not talk nonsense, directly say what you mean.

“Why?” Tang Yu sneered.

You are an official micro, I pay attention to what’s wrong with you?

“Eh…” The

opposite side was asked by Tang Yu, and he didn’t know how to answer for a while.

After hesitating for a while, he continued: “It’s like this, you also know, your image is not very good, you pay attention to us, our company is questioned by netizens to thunder.”

“Your concern has had a serious impact on our corporate reputation.”

“Slander! You guys are slandering! When Tang Yu heard the other party say this, he was a little angry for a while!

Your Palmer reputation is not your own defeat?

How did it get involved with me?

At this time, the door of the office opened.

Xiaoli walked in with a plate of cut fruits.

Seeing Tang Yu glaring and saying slander!

She immediately frowned, walked to Tang Yu’s side, put the fruit plate down, and said:

“Boss, who slandered you?”

Tang Yu did not answer Xiaoli, but adjusted the mobile phone to put it outside.

At this time,

the voice of the other party came from the other side again.

“Mr. Tang Yu, I know my words are not very good, but…. That’s the way it is. ”

How?” Xiaoli grinned at the mobile phone and snorted coldly: “I know that the words are not good, and I don’t apologize to our boss!” Although

Xiaoli didn’t know what happened, she knew that it was always right to speak for her boss.

Tang

Yu said at this time: “Since you have made an official number, then be prepared to be noticed by anyone.”

“Although you don’t like it when I follow you, I like it!”

After Tang Yu finished speaking, he directly hung up the phone.

He looked at Xiaoli, “You cut the fruit so well.”

“Really?” Xiaoli was overjoyed in her heart, squinted her eyes and smiled: “Then can you give me a salary increase?”

Tang Yu looked at the door and said, “You go out and call Qiqi to eat fruit.”

Xiaoli: “………”

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the other side.

Palmer Shanghai Branch!

“Fak! Marty!

“This Walnut really doesn’t know how to be evil, do you really think that our baby is afraid of him?”

Minister Borma slapped his palm on the desk, grinning his teeth in pain.

Seeing this, the secretary said softly: “Minister, this walnut has many fans, we should not come hard with him!” ”

Can’t come hard?” So what do you say? Is it possible to give in to him?

“We, Palma, when did we ever compromise with someone?” What’s more, this person is still a Chinese person!

George blushed and roared.

Since Tang Yu paid attention to Baoma, Baoma’s reputation on the Internet has plummeted.

Many people sing about Palmer for no reason!

In the past two days, Palma’s market value has fallen to the bottom.

At least ten billion evaporated!

Even Palmer felt pain in his flesh at this time!

The secretary smiled evilly and said, “To deal with Hu Tao, we don’t have to do it ourselves!”

“In Huaxia, there is a saying how to say, borrow a knife to kill!”

When George heard this, he calmed down.

He looked at the secretary and said, “Tell me about how to kill someone with a knife?” ”

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