Please ask me to be the emperor

"This Fatty Zhang!" Zhang Shun threw the document to the ground and shouted angrily, "You are really going to make me mad!"

"What's wrong, Your Highness, are you so angry?" Zhang Yan quickly picked up the document and asked with a virtuous and virtuous smile.

This "saucy fox"!

When Zhou Yufeng, Tian Xiuying and Zhu Huiti met, they couldn't help but secretly roll their eyes.

It turns out that as the girls "restricted each other", Dunlun became less and less, and gradually became restless.

If you've always been a vegetarian, that's fine.

It's just that now that the girls have tasted the delicacies of mountains and seas, they suddenly become vegetarian again. Who can bear this?

How could Zhang Shun know what the women were thinking?

Under Zhang Yan's gentle words of comfort, Zhang Shun's tone softened obviously: "See for yourself, I asked him to look after the door for me, but he left the door here for me and he ran away!"

After hearing this, Zhang Yan opened it and took a quick look, and then she understood what was going on.

Fatty Zhang was so greedy for merit that he took 3,000 elite soldiers and a few sailing boats and "ran away" with the newly surrendered Ming navy, leaving Zhang Zizhou and the surrendered troops of the original guard alone in Tianjin.

This is almost equivalent to opening the door to the capital. No wonder Zhang Shun is so angry.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry!" Zhang Yan quickly comforted her with a warm voice, "Although this fat man is a bit reckless, he has some tricks after all, so he won't miss anything important."

"Please ask Your Highness to quickly dispatch troops and horses to take charge of Tianjin's defense."

After some consolation from Zhang Yan, Zhang Shun's anger subsided somewhat, and then he ordered: "Let's get Li Shukong's cavalry to set off as soon as possible, and we must reach Tianjin within one day!"

It is 250 miles from the capital to Tianjin. According to the normal marching speed, it will take three or four days.

However, fortunately, this trip was not a battle, and he could get sufficient supplies along the way, so Li Shukong could barely do it.

"Okay, I'll draft a book right now!" Tian Xiuying saw the flirting in private and quickly answered.

Among the girls, her literary talent was the most outstanding. Zhang Shun didn't think much about it. He just nodded and said: "Yes, it will be drafted in a while. Let Shuying hand it over!"

Not to mention how Zhang Shun dealt with Fatty Zhang, but after Fatty Zhang made up his mind, he sent his soldiers to inform "King Shun" and at the same time begged Zhang Zizhou to "take charge of the overall situation". Then he gathered his soldiers, boarded the ship and sailed away.

Fatty Zhang and his soldiers boarded Huang Sunmao's 400-material warship.

The battleship is generally used as a commander's ship, and its functional status is similar to the flagship of later generations.

Its shape is eight feet, nine feet and five inches long, one foot, six feet and five inches wide, and seven feet deep. It is a classic work in the middle and late Ming Dynasty.

"Hey, thief, this boat is not small!" Fatty Zhang said with a Kansai accent.

No, I know you are a thief, why do you still talk about it?

Huang Sunmao was from Jiangxi and had never been to Shaanxi, so he didn't understand what "a thief" meant.

"This is nothing. In fact, there are some new warships that are a hundred times better than this ship!" Huang Sunmao suppressed the complaints in his heart and quickly explained.

"Oh? Really?" Fatty Zhang asked seriously with an honest look on his face, "I wonder what other ships I can see?" "

In fact, he had already seen the twenty-two-foot-long Fengzhou-class sailing battleship, but these ships were nothing to him.

However, this guy is too conceited and deliberately lies.

Huang Sunmao did not doubt that he was there, so he explained: "As the saying goes, ships from the south and horses from the north. When it comes to war horses, the north should be the first class; when it comes to war ships, the south should be the first class."

"As for the southern warships, the imitation of Western 'plywood warships' should be the first."

"This captain is about twenty feet long, and carries more than thirty Hongyi cannons. They can be fired at any time, and all of them will be shattered. It can be called the most powerful weapon on the sea!"

"Oh? I wonder how big this 'plywood battleship' is?" Fatty Zhang suddenly became interested when he heard this.

He had stayed in Tianjin for a long time, and he naturally knew that what Zhang Shun and Zhang Zizhou had in mind was this "plywood battleship."

Now that I heard that there are people in Denglai, I can't help but feel greedy.

"There are about five or six ships." Huang Sunmao had just opened his mouth, but he was afraid of scaring away Fatty Zhang, so he quickly explained.

"However, the water in the north is shallow, and such warships are easy to run aground, so they are not commonly used and stay in the water city."

"So there are many more in the south?" Fatty Zhang was startled when he heard this.

"If not a hundred, at least eighty!" Huang Sunmao responded casually.

scare? so much!

Fatty Zhang was shocked, and then he put aside his suspicion and asked quickly: "Then what are our plans this time?"

"General Zhang, that's it!" Seeing Fatty Zhang speak, Huang Sunmao couldn't help but look at the other generals before explaining.

"This Dengzhou is arranged as one prefecture and three cities. It is divided into three parts: prefecture city, county city and water city."

"Among them, Dengzhou Prefecture and Penglai County are combined into one place, collectively known as Dacheng. And to the north, a new city is built for the entrance and exit of water engineers. It is called Beiwa City and Shuicheng."

"I intend to lead the navy, pretend to return, sneak into the water city, and burn the boats."

"Don't ask the general to land in the northeast of Shuicheng. When the fire in Shuicheng is seen in the city, he will definitely come to rescue him. When the time comes, the general will take advantage of his unpreparedness and attack his flanks, and he will definitely succeed in the battle!"

"I wonder what the general's intention is?"

"Okay, very good!" Fatty Zhang nodded, but still reminded, "However, my brother must stay on the ship to guard the deputy envoy to avoid being hurt by thieves!"

The so-called "guarding the left and right", no matter how nice he said it, was actually the supervisory troops who stayed on the ship.

Huang Sunmao also knew that this was the right intention, so he couldn't help but nodded, then saluted Fatty Zhang and said, "In that case, I'll give it to General Zhang!"

"I don't dare, I don't dare. If I serve as an official in the same court in the future, I will need the deputy envoy to take care of me!" Fatty Zhang said politely as he knew how to behave.

Everyone's calculations were settled here, but another dispute broke out on other ships.

"In my opinion, since this 'dead fat man' has fallen into my trap, why don't I take the opportunity to kill him for military merit?" Sure enough, Wang Youyi, who was beaten by Fatty Zhang and his entire army was wiped out, was the first to suggest.

"This" Vice General Liu and General Wu couldn't help but hesitate.

Even though they were defeated this time, if they could wipe out all Fatty Zhang's troops, there would still be a way to make up for their mistakes.

"This is absolutely impossible!" Bai Yongfu was shocked when he heard this and quickly stopped him.

"Why not? Are you still determined to be a thief?" Wang Youji sneered.

"You have eaten lard and become deceived!" Bai Yongfu couldn't help but angrily reprimanded, "Not to mention that this matter is against morality. Let's not mention what will happen if it falls into the hands of King Shun in the future."

"Taking this fat man alone, he can burn hundreds of your warships and defeat two thousand of your soldiers in one battle. Do you think he is a fool?"

"Look, these main battleships are all equipped with his cronies."

"Even Fatty Zhang himself is on the deputy envoy's ship."

"Now you and I are scattered on various ships, and the hearts of the people are not unified. Once we go back on our word, get into chaos, and are robbed of the ship and escape, wouldn't we have no way to go to heaven and no door to the earth?"

As soon as Bai Yongfu said these words, after thinking about it carefully, it was really like this, and everyone immediately looked at each other in shock.

It turned out that since the fat man agreed to them, he was naturally prepared.

In order to prevent the Ming Navy navy from betraying his promise and betraying himself, he had already placed his confidants on various large ships.

And he himself boarded Huang Sunmao's ship and took a look at this man.

Even if Bai Yongfu, Vice General Liu, General Wu and others were interested, they did not have the prestige of Huang Sunmao and were unable to connect privately at sea. Naturally, they could only follow him to the end.