Please ask me to be the emperor

After hearing the girl's tip-off, Zhang Shun didn't care whether it was true or not. After all, life and death were at stake, so let's just believe it. He rolled up his bedding, packed a package, carried a whistle stick, took all his money and some simple food, and was ready to leave. But she never wanted to be caught by that girl, she even took off her tremella pendant and stuffed it into his hand, and said to him affectionately: In the future you will be the emperor, don't forget me! Zhang Shun was deeply moved, and ran even faster as if escaping.

But where to flee? Zhang Shun had never traveled far in this era, nor did he have any transportation such as carriages or horses, nor did he have any relatives to turn to.

After thinking for a long time, Zhang Shun decided to run to Chenzhou Mansion. As the saying goes: the most dangerous place is the safest place. In this era, there is no camera, but there is no camera, the ghost knows what he looks like. Based on the painting skills of ordinary people in this era, he estimated that no one would be able to recognize the deity after painting.

What's more, as the seat of the government, Chenzhou is well-informed and rich in materials, which is suitable for him to "retreat in the city". After thinking about it, he was not in a hurry, he walked for a while, rested for a while and rushed to Chenzhou Mansion. On the way, when I was hungry, I ate food, and when I was thirsty, I asked others for a drink. Everyone saw that he was very handsome, unlike ordinary people, and most of them held their hands high.

At noon, I saw a large Zhuangzi in the distance, and the smoke was rising. He was cheeky and went to Cengfan. This Zhuangzi's surname is Li, and the owner calls him Li Jingu, a hero who is said to be the most generous. Although Zhang Shun murmured in his heart: I guess this guy usually does a lot of tricks to bully good people, fight big and fight small.

But he said that Zhuangzi's servant was a dog with low virtue, and when he saw him walking in tattered clothes, he stopped him and refused to let him in.

Zhang Shun knew in his heart that this was a "red and white face" trick. The owner of the village has a good name, and he probably likes to make friends with some desperadoes and do some gray things, and he is afraid that the nearby villagers will eat and drink, so he arranges this servant to watch the dishes.

After all, Zhang Shun is reborn as a modern person, and he still needs some face, so he is ready to give up and leave Zhuangzi. Just at this time, a group of people came back from the outside surrounded by one person.

Zhang Shun looked carefully, but saw the man in the middle wearing brocade clothes and riding a fine horse. The man got off his horse and took a closer look. He was in his forties, hale and hearty, with sharp eyebrows and a goatee. He came forward and asked, "What's the noise?"

"Reporting to the owner, this person wants to come to the village to eat and drink." The servant responded.

The owner of Li Zhuang wanted to wink and ask his servants to drive Zhang Shun away, but he saw that Zhang Shun was neither humble nor overbearing, and he was very lazy, so he changed his words and said: "I think this little brother is in trouble for a while, but he has the potential to take off. Day, why don't you go and sit in my villa, you and I will have a good relationship."

Zhang Shun saw that he spoke politely and didn't want to lose the wind, so he replied: "Good!"

After lunch like this, the people who came to invest in the village left one after another. Zhang Shun saw that the village owner Li did not want to stay, so he rested his mind, said goodbye early and set out on the road.

Lijiazhuang is not very far from Chenzhou, Zhang Shun walked for half an hour and arrived at the city.

Zhang Shun originally intended to enter the city, but he saw a crowd of people gathered at the gate of Zhoucheng, bustling and bustling, not knowing what to do. Then I became curious and went to have a look.

Squeezing into the crowd to see, it turned out to be a reward notice. I saw the words on it: Here is a rebel Zhang Moushun, a person from Zhangjia Village under the Chenzhou rule, who has rebelled and is at large. Those who are captured or beheaded will be rewarded with five taels of silver.

The above handwritings are all written in traditional characters, and there are pictures beside them, which do not look alike at all. In this era, Zhang Shun had no chance to read, and it was a bit difficult for him to read, so he started to read slowly involuntarily.

Just after Zhang Shun finished reading, he saw two yamen servants in front of the notice, one on the left and one on the right, coming to him. Zhang Shun glanced at the picture again, and found that it still didn't look the same at all, so he asked calmly, "You two officers, what are you doing?"

But the two officers looked at each other with a smile, and said, "Weird things happen every year, especially this year. I only heard of sparrows throwing themselves into the net, but I never heard of rebels being sent to my eyes."

When Zhang Shun heard this, he felt bad and wanted to run away, but was chased by two policemen. In desperation, Zhang abandoned his bedding by the way, drew out his whistle stick and fought with the two policemen.

Zhang Shun's hard work in the past two years has not been in vain, but the two police officers who beat him were powerless to fight back, but Zhang Shun was still entangled and unable to escape.

Just at the right time, only heard the noise of the surrounding crowd, and a few more soldiers came out. It turned out that the soldiers guarding the city gate came to help.

Zhang Shun saw that these soldiers were carrying knives and guns, unlike the yamen servants who were holding water and fire sticks, so he didn't dare to resist, he threw away the whistle sticks and was arrested. The two yamen servants had suffered a lot just now, and they were about to punch and kick at this time, so as to vent their anger.

Seeing Zhang Shun, he quickly argued: "You and I have no grievances, why did you arrest me?"

"Zhang Shun! How dare you pretend to be stupid when you are about to die?" two yamen servants shouted.

"Who is Zhang Shun? Is that the traitor? What does it have to do with me?" Zhang Shun insisted.

The two yamen servants laughed loudly when they heard this, took off the notice, took it to them and said, "Don't dare to be stubborn, look at the notice, Zhang Shun has a ribbed skull, double pupils, is eight feet tall, and his hands are above his knees, isn't it? You, or which one?"

Zhang Shun saw that there was a line of small characters next to the portrait, which described his appearance. His appearance is so unique, but it cannot be denied.

But of course that Zhang Shun would not admit it, he just bit him to death and said: "My name is Li San, and I am originally a farmer of the Li family. Do you think my eyes have double pupils? As for the ribs in the skull, it was because of my negligence the night before yesterday. I was pinched by the door, and it hasn't healed yet; my height is eight feet, but I am born with it, how can I use it as evidence; as for my hands above my knees, it was this morning when I moved bricks to build a wall for the owner's house, stretched my arms, and after a few days Good day."

How can the yamen servant believe this kind of nonsense? Don't say there is evidence, even if there is no evidence, they will arrest people in the same way, as long as they can get the bounty.

I just heard him say that he is a farmer of Lijiazhuang, and the yamen servant was afraid that he would hate the owner of Lizhuang, so he didn't make things difficult for him, beat him up, but turned him over to the Fuya prison.

Zhang Shun only said that his time-traveling farce was over. God damn has ribs in his skull, double pupils in his eyes, and his hands are above his knees. There is no need for a portrait at all. As long as the description is mediocre, he will be hard to fly, and he will deliver the goods to his door. He wished he could give himself two slaps, and he was crazy enough to believe the nonsense that "the most dangerous place is the safest place".

Not long after, Zhang Shun was stripped of his extra items, put in shackles, and thrown into the state government prison. He no longer had to worry about where he would live at night.

Zhang Shun was inexplicably sad and angry, and couldn't help shouting: "Does our Daming still have the law of the king? How can we arrest people and put them in prison?"

It was an elderly jailer who stuck his head in and shouted, "Why are you shouting? The one who came in didn't complain about injustice? What's the use of shouting? You have two official words. If you say it, you will have it!"

"Isn't that unreasonable?"

"Be reasonable, why not be unreasonable. If you have money, you will be reasonable. If you have no money, you will be unreasonable. Money is reason. The more money you make, the greater the reason. Even big cases, I can explain it to you. Poor, that is No reason!" the cell boss sneered.

Zhang Shun was speechless, he only knew that the ancient times were relatively dark, but he didn't expect it to be so dark, how could he have any money with him. Zhang Shun, who was very sad and indignant, could only sigh with emotion: "If a person sits at home, the disaster comes from the sky; just because he has a strange appearance, he is a rebel!"

Having said that, Zhang Shun remembered that the dynasty of the gods had collapsed after a few years, and he couldn't help but sneered and continued: "After Xia Yu Shang Tang, who will pass it down for thousands of generations?"

"Hehe, are you still a scholar? Seeing that you wrote this poem, you are a traitor, and you dare to cry out for injustice?" The prison chief can also read a few words. Seeing that Zhang Shun is a man of culture, he simply walked up to him and started talking. Come on.

"Han Gao was the head of the pavilion, and the Ming ancestor was also a beggar. The people of Qin swept Liuhe, and the tigers looked at He Xiongzai! Who in Kuaiji said: He can replace him!" Zhang Shun smashed the pot and finally swarmed out with a suffocated breath.

"Huh? What do you mean?" The prison boss heard his tone was not small, and his poor culture made him a little uncertain about the young man's intentions.

"That is to say, Han Gaozu was just a pavilion chief, and Ming Taizu was just a beggar back then. What kind of noble blood did he have? Thinking about how majestic Qin Shihuang unified Liuhe back then. As a result, when he was inspecting Kuaiji, he was also seen by Xiang Yu. Do you say, 'It can be replaced by that'?" Zhang Shun, who has received a modern education, naturally has the temperament of contempt for imperial power. At this time, if there is any injustice in the heart, it will cry out. After some words, I feel very happy.

"You, you, you, are you really a traitor?" Hearing that, the prison chief trembled with fright. I catch thieves all day long, mostly submissive little thieves and fake thieves, but I didn't expect to catch a big thief this time. The ancients had been educated by feudal slavery for more than a thousand years, and they were extremely afraid of the imperial power of the government. Even if there were rebels, they would respect and fear them. It was difficult to be so indifferent like Zhang Shun.

"It's fake! Look at my face. This forehead and nose are called Chaotian Fuxi bones. Fuxi, one of the three emperors, looks like this! Look at my eyes again, double pupils! Emperor Shun in Yao, Shun and Yu Tang It’s the eyes. Look at my arms again, hands over knees, have you heard of the Three Kingdoms? That’s what Liu Huangshu looks like!” Anyway, things won’t get worse, Zhang Shun simply bluffed him.

"Huh?" The prison chief found out in surprise, "Don't tell me, you really look different from ordinary people."

"Is that right? Old man, I am Ziwei Xingxia, who is also the real man! If you want to harm me, be careful of lightning strikes!" Zhang Shun couldn't deny it, so he simply threatened to see if he could fool his heart, and continued to fool, "If you still don't believe it, you can just go to the street and find a fortune teller to ask if we are a real dragon!"

The prison boss has been in a daze all his life, he has never encountered such a thing before, he can't help being surprised and suspicious. He couldn't help following Zhang Shun's words, thinking in his heart: It seems that I need to find a fortune teller to inquire carefully at night, and I must not offend the real dragon emperor.