Please ask me to be the emperor

Hearing this, Zhang Shun smiled and said: "You bitch, don't try to ridicule me. I have something serious to say to you."

As soon as the red lady heard that it was serious business, she stopped joking, put down her work, and asked seriously: "Master, please tell me!"

"Madam, please lend me your bronze mirror." Zhang Shun said seriously.

Although the red lady was confused, she still gave him the bronze mirror in her hand. The Red Lady did not have this thing originally, but after arriving in Shanxi, the rebels robbed it everywhere. Some people got this thing and dedicated it to the Red Lady.

Later, after she left "Chuang Jiang", she brought this thing over. This bronze mirror is not a brass, bronze or bronze metal mirror as Zhang Shun thought. Instead, it is a silver-white bronze mirror.

It turns out that since the Tang and Song Dynasties, people began to add a large amount of tin to bronze mirrors, making them white in color, like silver, which looks beautiful and practical.

But since the Ming Dynasty, tin has been more expensive than copper and zinc, which makes the cost of this bronze mirror much higher. For many women from ordinary families, it would be even more difficult for them to make a well-made bronze mirror.

Zhang Shun picked up the red lady's bronze mirror, which was only about the size of a palm. The bright mirror reflected Zhang Shun's face completely. Zhang Shun watched it greedily for a long time and couldn't bear to put it down.

The red lady felt strange and asked, "Master, what are you doing?"

Zhang Shun looked at it for a long time before returning the bronze mirror to the matchmaker. At the same time, he said with emotion: "In the last life, I had an average appearance, no car and no house. I wanted a wife but couldn't get it. Now in this life, I have no car and no house either. All the wives are vying to marry me."

"I would rather follow me and suffer hardship than give up. I have thought about it for no other reason than that I must be handsome, with an appearance like Pan An and a face like Song Yu."

Speaking of this, Zhang pulled his face, patted it twice, and said with a smile: "I never thought that one day, I would be able to rely on you for food!"

The red lady was angry and funny after hearing this. Zhang Shun was from both the past life and this life. She just thought he was talking nonsense.

Logically speaking, if Zhang Shun's appearance is very handsome, it doesn't seem to match him, it's more "odd". Although it looks extraordinary at first glance, it is also very comfortable upon closer inspection. It's just that it's really rare for someone to brag like Zhang Shun.

The red lady had no choice but to laugh and scold: "The head of the family is wrong. It's not that you are extraordinary handsome, but it's actually the fact that we are blind, so we married a little thief like you!"

Zhang Shun sighed when he heard this and said: "This is exactly what worries me. It's okay if a few of you are blind. Now another person is blind. What can I do about it!"

The red lady was stunned, and she stood up in anger, hit Zhang Shun twice with a pink hammer, and scolded: "You married so many wives and concubines at once, and I didn't even say anything, but you still have to push your love even further. This Which girl did you offend again? Was it Ma Yingniang?"

"What kind of mother is Ma?" Zhang Shun couldn't help but was stunned and couldn't laugh or cry, "Then Ma Yingniang and Zhang Sanbai were childhood sweethearts. I can't even take care of you on weekdays. How can I have the leisure to provoke her? What's more, my friend's wife must not be bullied. ,I."

"You still say that!" The red lady stamped her feet after hearing this, looking anxious.

Only then did Zhang Shun react. He quickly gave himself a big mouth and said, "It's not Ma Yingniang, but that member Li who suddenly said that she wants to marry her daughter to me. Why don't she stop doing business with us?"

"Who are these people? Business is business, and feelings are feelings. How can there be any reason to put all these messes together?"

When the matchmaker heard that it was not Ma Yingniang, she breathed a sigh of relief, and said angrily and amusedly: "You have been going around in circles for a long time, and you just want to marry a rich man?"

"As long as you can come here every night, I have no objection. Just ask your sister for her opinion, you have no conscience!"

After hearing this, Zhang Shun just sighed and said: "After all, I, Zhang Shun, am not a pervert. I am satisfied with just a few of you. Even if I marry a few more wives, how many of them can I sleep with in one night?" ?”

"Just for the sake of our great cause, I have to do this. However, since the brothers have followed me, they have not seen me making achievements. Instead, they have seen me accumulating more wives and concubines. If they are jealous because of this, it is not beautiful."

The red lady heard the string and knew the elegant meaning, so she smiled and said: "Master, you are getting an advantage and being good. If I were a man, I would stab you three times!"

"Your sworn brother Xiao Qinhu is currently having a fierce fight with a hostage girl from the Zhang family in Zezhou. How about I act as a matchmaker and arrange a marriage for them later, which is also a good deal. And the captain of the 'Second Artillery', Li Shi'an, the former If you come back and fall in love with a beautiful girl from one of the common people you brought back, you can also be a matchmaker."

"This" Zhang Shundao didn't have any objections, but said worriedly: "Are the women from these two families reliable? I'm afraid that they are not on the same page as us, and will blow the pillow wind back and ruin my general's mind in vain."

"When you marry a chicken, follow the chicken. When you marry a dog, follow the dog." The red lady smiled and said, "If they really have such ability, how can you break them up? It's better to go with the flow, and the beauty of adulthood is. Anyway, if they want to be obedient people, they have to agree with the government. That’s it.”

Zhang Shun solved two of his worries at once, and couldn't help but happily hugged the red lady and kissed her before leaving with a smile on his face.

When Zhang Shun walked to the door, the red lady suddenly stopped him and asked: "Master, do you really have no thoughts about Ma Yingniang?"

"There are so many women in the world, and I don't want to take every beauty into my house." Zhang Shun said inexplicably, "Ma Yingniang is excellent in appearance and ability. That is Zhang Sanbai's blessing. How dare I think otherwise?"

Why does the red lady always mention Ma Yingniang? Zhang Shun was surprised.

When the red lady heard this, she smiled meaningfully and said, "The boss must do what he says!"

Zhang Shun didn't understand what he meant. Anyway, he had achieved his goal today, so he happily went to find Li Sanniang. Li Sanniang was originally a submissive person, but after Zhang Shun's few sweet words, she was already confused and turned around, so she agreed to him.

After finally settling the matter between these men and women, Zhang Shun didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief. But suddenly he saw Li Xin and one person coming in a hurry.

Zhang Shun came closer and saw that it was none other than the "King Zuo Jin" who had been following the second master "Purple Gold Liang" for a long time.

Zhang Shun hurriedly took a few steps forward and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I saw you 'King Zuo Jin', but you still have the same style. What kind of wind brought you here now, but I want to fulfill my duty as a landlord."

"Don't talk nonsense!" "King Zuo Jin" couldn't help but said anxiously when he saw Zhang Shun, "Now something serious has happened. The rebel camp in Licheng County was discovered by Cao Wenzhao. He The pro-supervisors Li Bei, Ai Wannian, Meng Ruhu, Hu Dawei and other generals worked together to attack the rebel camp. The second leader was unable to support himself and had abandoned the rebel camp and went all the way east to Wu'an County to join up with the 'Crashing General' Huang Lai'er. .”

"It's just that the future is unpredictable now. The second master specially sent me to look for you. Please lead the army to go together."