Please ask me to be the emperor

It is said that not long after Hong Chengchou, the governor of the five provinces, occupied Xin'an County, news came. Today is the wedding of the "Shun Thief", and the righteous people in the city spend a lot of money to recruit dead soldiers and prepare muskets.

When the "Shun Thief" rushed to the Wangjing Gate at the north gate of Prince Fu's Mansion to welcome his bride, the righteous soldiers fired bullets. "Shun Thie" was shot four times and was carried into the mansion by the thieves. He died that night.

Hong Chengchou, the governor of the five provinces, couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this, so he threw the note aside.

The staff on the left and right picked it up and looked at it, and couldn't help but wonder: "What does the Commander mean by this? Luoyang City is in chaos now. If the officers and soldiers can take the opportunity to attack and kill, they can defeat the thieves in one fell swoop and accomplish such a great feat. Why not do it?"

"If the thief chief is dead, what does it matter if the officers and soldiers are one day earlier or one day later? If the thief chief is not dead, I am afraid that the officers and soldiers will advance in lightly and fall into the treacherous plot of the thieves!" Hong Chengchou couldn't help laughing.

Hearing this, the left and right people couldn't help but admire him, and quickly flattered him: "The supervisor understands clearly after analyzing it, it's better for me to wait!"

Hong Chengchou laughed loudly, shook his head and said: "I have a small skill, but I dare to do the same thing. Let's see how I defeat the enemy!"

Not to mention how mature and prudent Hong Chengchou was, the next day the news came out again in the city.

Hong Chengchou opened it and saw a line of small words written on it: "The thief's head is seriously injured. He is recovering from his injuries in the palace and cannot take action!"

When I opened another note, I saw that it read: "There is a shortage of white cloth in Luoyang City, and I want to buy a golden nanmu coffin with a lot of money!"

These are two completely opposite pieces of information that Hong Chengchou, the governor of the five provinces, received through two channels.

One is a gentry from the city, and the other is a spy sent by himself in advance. Who is right and wrong?

According to the method of two-phase confirmation, it is obvious that Zhang Shun's death must be true.

But is it really that easy for a "shun thief" to die? Hong Chengchou frowned, who can say accurately about things in the world? Don't be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of the unexpected. Didn't Sun Ce, the "little overlord" who was so powerful back then, easily die at the hands of Xu Gong's disciples?

Sometimes getting news may not be a good thing. With the intrigue between the two parties, who knows which one is true and which one is false? Everything depends on the commander's own decision.

If you guess correctly, you are fighting against all opinions; if you guess incorrectly, you are determined to have your own way. This behavior, which was like throwing dice, really put Hong Chengchou in a dilemma.

Not to mention how Hong Chengchou could not sleep all night, after Zhang Shun dismissed the generals, he returned to the wedding room with the support of his maid Gao Guiying.

The red candles were shining brightly in the wedding room, and under the cover of the bed gauze, the bride looked sultry. Although Gao Guiying couldn't see clearly, he could still see the graceful figure of the bride against the well-fitting wedding dress.

Gao Guiying curled her lips and said in a deliberately low-pitched voice: "Dad, my daughter, please send you here. You and your wife should go to bed early!"

Zhang Shun shook his head helplessly and let her go. He limped to the bed by himself, opened the gauze curtain on the bed, and saw Ma Yingniang covered with a gold hijab, and Zheng Wenwen sitting there quietly.

Zhang Shun originally thought that this gold-pinned hijab was embroidered with red cloth and yellow thread, but in fact, it used gold printing technology to affix gold foil to red cloth. This technique was called "gold-selling" in ancient times, so this hijab is also called "gold-selling hijab".

Ma Yingniang had already heard the footsteps and Gao Guiying's voice, so she asked tentatively: "Officer?"

"It's me!" Zhang Shun happily sat next to Ma Yingniang, gently lifting the hijab, revealing a pretty face full of smiles.

Uh, Yingniang, can you wash your face? Zhang Shun couldn't accept it for a while. It turns out that the women around Zhang Shun are naturally beautiful, mostly without makeup. Of course, when she occasionally wears makeup, she mainly wears light makeup. Given Zhang Shun's blindness, it's probably impossible to tell.

Now that Ma Yingniang was getting married, she put on makeup according to the custom of people. Everything else is easy to say, except that Zhang Shun couldn't accept the face powder and lip makeup.

It turns out that the method used to apply powder in the Ming Dynasty was called "three white makeup" or "three white makeup", which means applying exaggerated white powder on the forehead, nose and chin.

As for the lip makeup, in order to highlight the "cherry mouth" feature, only the inner part of the lips was deliberately applied, making the mouth look much smaller.

In fact, the Ming Dynasty makeup was mainly light and elegant, which is quite in line with the aesthetics of later generations. And the "Three Whites Method" highlights the three-dimensional aesthetics of the facial features and is quite effective.

However, Ma Yingniang was already as beautiful as a flower; and Zhang Shun was a commoner, but he liked the "coquettish" makeup of later generations. I feel weird about this inexplicable makeup.

Of course, no matter how stupid Zhang Shun was, he would not talk about makeup with the bride on the wedding night. He just pretended that he could not see it. Shi Shiran brought two glasses of wine and handed one of them to Ma Yingniang.

Ma Yingniang accepted the offer shyly and wrapped her arm around Zhang Shun's arm. Smelling the strong masculine scent on Zhang Shun's body, Ma Yingniang's heart felt like a deer stumbling around, and she drank it all in one gulp.

After finishing the drink, Ma Yingniang felt that she belonged to Zhang Shun, so she asked: "I heard your daughter's voice just now, she must be a big boss. Could it be that you are an old cow eating young grass?"

It would be okay if he didn't say this, but Zhang Shun would get angry when he mentioned this. That day, she almost became impotent due to fear, and she even mentioned it deliberately.

He couldn't help but replied angrily: "Gao Guiying, personal maid, you have seen me before! I am not a fairy or fairy. Do you think I look like a person of seventy or eighty years old?"

Ma Yingniang chuckled when she heard this, and asked with charming eyes: "What have you seen? I only saw two halves of the white buttocks! What were you two playing that day?"

"Hey, little lady, you'll know in a minute!" After saying this, Zhang was about to pounce on him.

As a result, it didn't matter that Zhang Shun stood up. Ma Yingniang couldn't help but screamed and asked quickly: "Guardian, what are your legs?"

Zhang Shun was stunned, and suddenly remembered the "listening to the corner" thing inexplicably, and quickly responded in a low voice: "It's okay, this is a fake, deliberately deceiving!"

How can Ma Yingniang believe it? I want to take off his pants. How can Zhang Shun be willing to comply? Then he wouldn't let Ma Yingniang take off his pants.

Unfortunately, Ma Yingniang's martial arts was strong, while Zhang Shun's martial arts was poor. After a fight, Zhang Shun was defeated in humiliation and had to lie there and enjoy being ridden.

All is ready except for the opportunity. Originally, Ma Yingniang got on her horse and the matter was almost settled.

Unexpectedly, at the critical moment, Ma Yingniang hesitated. She couldn't help but asked tentatively, "Have you washed yourself today?"

Zhang Shun only said that Ma Yingniang liked to be clean, so he quickly responded: "I took a bath and changed clothes last night, but there were a lot of things today, so I'm afraid I may have sweated a little!"

As a result, Ma Yingniang raised her eyebrows and said angrily: "Have you forgotten what I said? You dare to offer a treasure to me even if you have used something that has not been used in any way? You have defiled my body for no reason!"

Zhang Shun had no choice but to boil water and take a bath. Ma Yingniang was also afraid that he would be laughed at, so she went with him angrily.

Who would have thought that at this moment, Zhang Shun's wedding house would be surrounded by people. Everyone pressed their ears to the wall, for fear of missing the wonderful part.

But everyone waited for a long time, but saw no movement in the room, so they couldn't help but secretly said: "What's going on? Everyone said that the lord was brave and kept working all night, but now there was no movement. Could it be that the lord was injured today?" Are you saying that you can’t be humane anymore?”

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