Please ask me to be the emperor

Facts have proved that the creativity of the people is endless. The person who performed Lingchi's torture was indeed not that easy to find. People reluctantly found a butcher to cut the "healthy" "Ogre King" twenty or thirty times and cut him to death. The angry crowd did not give up, so they each picked up knives to cut up his body and tried to eat his flesh.

Zhang Shun was frightened when he saw such a crazy crowd, and quickly ordered people to disperse the swarming people. After finally driving away the crazy people, they found that the "Ogre King" had already had a lot of flesh cut off. Zhang Shun tried to get some back to prevent ordinary people from getting kuru disease, but in the end he had to get some back. Zhang Shun sighed and thought: The "Ogre King" was finally eaten by people. This is considered a cycle of heaven, and the retribution will be unpleasant.

When it was the turn of "Flower Monk", all the people saw that he was dying, and they were reluctant to torture him to death. So they found a local doctor to bandage his stomach and "confiscated" his "criminal tools". The "Flower Monk" didn't die from the pain, so he was considered to have a strong vitality. As a result, after the "flower monk" woke up from his coma, he found that he had lost two taels of meat, and he felt as if he was mourning for his heir, and he was in pain and wanted to live.

The people teased and humiliated him for a long time, and then reluctantly gave him to Zhang Shun, saying: "Master 'Thief Qingtian', we see that you will be the master of the Forbidden City sooner or later, why don't we dedicate this man to you as a How about a personal eunuch?"

This disgusted Zhang Shun so much that he waved his hand and refused: "No, no! This kind of picky Bocai can be killed, but keeping him will be a disaster."

As a result, the "Flower Monk" didn't escape the knife below, nor the knife above. The butcher used a butcher's knife to insert a knife from the throat to the heart. The butcher's "pig-killing method" was also quite sophisticated. He pulled out the knife, and under the pressure of his heart, the blood of "Flower Monk" spurted out like a fountain along the wound. When the spray sprayed onto the surrounding people, these people did not hide away. Instead, they happily extended their hands and smeared it on themselves. There were blood stains on his face and body. He looked like an evil ghost crawling out of hell. It was very scary.

Zhang Shenyan saw him at the side and murmured in fear: "Crazy, crazy, is this the result you want?"

Zhang Shun looked at him strangely when he heard this and said: "This is the result you want, what does it have to do with me? If the sky is unfair, people will do it themselves; if people are unjust, the people will do it themselves. The streets of heaven will trample all the bones of the ministers, and the inner treasury will be burned. It turns into ashes, it’s all your own doing!”

When Zhang Shenyan heard this, he was in great mourning. He grabbed Zhang Shun so hard that his finger bones turned white and said, "You can't do this. No matter what dynasty or generation, the world cannot be governed without the help of ministers. If you are so violent, what will happen in the future?" Can you conquer the world?"

It turns out that these two verses from "Qin Women's Song" had never been heard of in this era. After Huang Chao, "Qin Women's Song" was lost for thousands of years. It was finally discovered in Dunhuang in the early 20th century and passed down to future generations. Zhang Shenyan had never heard these two sentences before, but he couldn't help but feel the deep malice in them. He also said that Zhang Shun was going to do what Huang Chao did.

Zhang Shun said with a smile: "Everything in the world has its reasons. I can't make it happen alone, and I can't stop it by myself. When a minister gets the benefit of the world and governs the people of the world, he will naturally suffer the harm of the world. If you do well, you may not be praised by the people. , If you don’t do it well, tens of thousands or hundreds of millions of people will hate you. We are all puppets of the people. We have forgotten our identity, and I am afraid we will all die without a burial place.”

Zhang Shenyan had read the books of the world's sages since he was a child, but he had never heard of such a truth. He was so shocked that he was stunned.

Zhang Shun ignored him and asked people to hand over "Shentang Official" Lin Mingde to the people. Now the common people have found a fun "toy" again. They used a long wooden pole to make a simple lever, hung a rope from one end, made the "Sinking Pond Officer" Lin Mingde into a fishing bait, and threw it into the pond to play.

When it is about to die, pull it out, rest enough, and then throw it into the pond again, and so on. Lin Mingde was still begging for mercy at the beginning, but later he could only breathe out, not in. This way, he lived up to his name as "Shentang Official".

Sure enough, all the angry people were released, and they were terrifyingly ferocious. Zhang Shun couldn't bear to watch anymore, so he asked others to watch and took others to do other things.

At this time, Zhang Sanbai came back in shame and reported that he had asked people to find women to work and sew clothes and armor, but no one applied. It turns out that the people thought they were recruiting prostitutes, so they all stayed away. How could anyone dare to come forward?

Zhang Shun also smiled bitterly after hearing this, and there was nothing he could do for a while. I had no choice but to send Zhang Sanbai and Ma Yingniang down, and go to deal with the people who had been rescued from Linjiazhuang. As a result, when Zhang Shun arrived, most of the young men had left, and only twenty or thirty young women remained.

Zhang Shun was about to ask strangely, but he saw "Wu Ma" coming over and whispered to Zhang Shun: "Mr. Thief Qingtian, these are women who have been raped by thieves. They have no face to go home, so I have to invite you." Take it in!”

"Huh? You have to rely on me now?" Zhang Shun said in surprise.

Now Wu Ma was a little embarrassed and said, "There is nothing I can do, sir! Everyone knows that these people have lost their virginity and will no longer be able to live as human beings."

Zhang Shunyi thought about it, there was a shortage of women to sew clothes, so he could just stay in the camp. At the worst, he could organize a women's camp and let Ma Yingniang manage it. Thinking of this, Zhang agreed by the way: "Well, I happen to have a female general here. Let them cook and sew clothes. Just don't be afraid of hardship or tiredness."

"How can that be impossible? There are farm girls on the left and right, and these swear words are what they are supposed to do." Seeing that Zhang Shun agreed, Wu Ma said with a smile, "I still have something to ask you!"

The words "I want to sleep with you" popped up in Zhang Shun's head. He was so frightened that he jumped far away. He looked at the fat Wu Ma and said, "If you have something to say, don't mess around." ?”

Wu Ma glanced at him inexplicably and said: "That Ji Dan has nowhere to go, and you are his benefactor, so I have to ask you to take him in. Although he is stupid and dull, he has a lot of strength and can do hard work. live."

"Okay, okay! Let him follow me later." Zhang Shun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that it was not the case.

As a result, Wu Ma said coquettishly: "I have nowhere to go. Everyone knows that I am involved with Master Thief Qingtian. When you leave, I'm afraid you will be caught by the government and cut into pieces with a thousand swords." Take a break."

When Zhang Shun heard this, he almost spat out a mouthful of blood. Are you trying to act like a bird?

"You have a female general under your command. I serve her tea and water, and I do all the laundry and cooking for her!"

"Okay, okay, it works!" Zhang Shun didn't know the reason and quickly agreed. My dear mother, she almost scared me to death.

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