Please ask me to be the emperor

"You can do it!" Zhang Shun yelled angrily, "I will fight big battles outside, and you will fight small battles at home. We are all born generals!"

"King Shun, you have to make the decision for me!" Zeng Yurou quickly acted miserably upon seeing this.

She pointed at her face, which looked like it was dying.

"Look at my head and my face, they are all caused by this evil bitch!"

"Not only that, she also wanted to strip me naked for outsiders to see!"

Zhang Shun looked at Ms. Zeng and saw that although some time had passed, the five fingerprints on her face were still there and there was a bruise on her head. He felt very distressed.

He couldn't help but glared at Ma Yingniang and said, "In vain, I thought you could handle big things in the past. How could you be such a bastard this time?"

"She scolded me!" Ma Yingniang looked like an aggrieved little daughter-in-law, but she argued forcefully.

"You do it when she scolds you?" Zhang Shun was very angry.

"I can't scold you, but I have to avoid the truth and strike at the falsehood!" Ma Yingniang said plausibly.

"Oh, you have already used the art of war. You are a good principal!" Zhang Shun said sarcastically, "Then you also want to be a Lu Zhishen!"

"Yes, yes, let her go to Mount Wutai to be a monk. No, to be a master's aunt!" Zeng Yurou became very excited after hearing this. Master Nu is the common name for nuns in the Ming Dynasty.

"Lu Zhishen became a monk only after he killed Zhen Guanxi with three punches!" Zhang Shun replied coldly.

Zeng Yurou suddenly became wilted and did not dare to scream again. If she becomes "Zhen Guanxi", what does it have to do with "Lu Zhishen" being a monk or not?

"Look at her, she wants to shave my head!" Ma Yingniang was not someone to be trifled with, so she quickly complained.

"Who can say for sure, what if I just like bald women!" Zhang Shun sneered. But you can't give them a good look, or you'll get slapped on the nose again.

Good guy, Ma Yingniang was also shocked. She was afraid that Zhang Shun was going to shave her head, so she didn't dare to say anything.

In the Ming Dynasty, the trend of nuns became more and more popular, and many nuns may have engaged in lewd behavior, which was praised by some literati with special hobbies.

Ma Yingniang was born in the market, and she also heard about this. She was not sure for a moment whether it was Zhang Shun who was mocking her or whether he really had any special hobbies.

Seeing that the "arrogance" of Ma Yingniang and Zeng Yurou had been suppressed, Zhang Shun said to Li Sanniang in a dumbfounded voice: "Sanniang, why are you meddling in this matter?"

"Who wants to take care of your nonsense? Your own mother-in-law didn't take good care of you, but she got into trouble with me!" Li Sanniang pulled the two children, Xiao Huaji and Xiao Ping'an, and said with a depressed look, "Originally, I saw them making trouble. It was so outrageous that I prepared to separate them, but who knew they would actually attack me!"

The youngest, Xiao Ping An, is over one year old. He has just learned to walk and has to be held by someone for fear of falling.

Xiao Ping'an is like a combination of Zhang Shun and Li Sanniang, and there is a vague look between Zhang Shun and Li Sanniang between his eyebrows.

Zhang Shun, who was originally hard-hearted, couldn't help but feel soft, and asked again: "Are you okay? Did you fall just now?"

Nima, Zeng Yurou and Ma Yingniang felt a thump in their hearts and secretly cried out!

"No...it's okay!" Li Sanniang was silent for a moment and responded in a low voice.

"You're lying! Forget it, the child has a strong skin, it doesn't matter if he falls." Zhang Shun smiled and reached out to hug Xiao Ping An, but the child turned away and shyly hid in Li Sanniang's arms.

"My dear son, don't be afraid! This is your day!" Li Sanniang coaxed while holding the child.

In fact, Xiaopingan was pushed down by the naughty Xiaohuaji, but Li Sanniang was worried that Zhang Shun would blame her adopted son, so she didn't dare to say anything.

Zhang Shun thought it was Li Sanniang protecting the two of her, so he stopped smiling and said: "Look at Sanniang, she still refuses to say a bad word about you. Look at you two again. Intrigues, fighting in public, what are they? Aren’t you ashamed of your virtue?”

What should I be ashamed of? It’s not my mother-in-law who is fighting with others!

Ma Yingniang was unconvinced and couldn't help shouting: "I haven't spoken yet, why do you just believe her words? Besides, I even got knocked down by her!"

"Then you make a quibble, and I'll listen!"

"Okay! I...ah, you are partial!" Ma Yingniang was so anxious that she didn't want anyone to talk!

Seeing Ma Yingniang deflated, the corners of Zeng Yurou's mouth turned up.

But before she could get happy, Zhang Shun waved his hand, pointed at him and said: "You are making trouble for nothing, take the lead in attacking, and you will get ten sticks in a moment!"

Then he pointed at Ma Yingniang and said: "You took the lead and attacked Sanniang for no reason. You will receive fifteen sticks in one moment!"

"And you, if you don't do your business and are messing around, you'll be with me for a while!" Zhang Shun pointed at Li Sanniang and said.

Zeng Yurou and Ma Yingniang were about to protest, but they were stunned after hearing the last sentence. The two people couldn't help but express their dissatisfaction: "Why? If you don't do her business, why do you want her to eat two sticks?"

It's not that the two of them have a strong sense of justice and want to apologize for Li Sanniang.

It's just that although Zhang Shun is a bastard, he always has clear rewards and punishments. Now that he has used punishment, there is absolutely no talk of reconciliation!

Since they are not in harmony with each other, why should Li Sanniang be punished? This must be explained clearly!

Don't openly make a profit, but secretly suffer a big loss.

"Sanniang, what do you think?" Zhang Shun did not respond, but asked Li Sanniang.

What does Li Sanniang have to say? She likes Zhang Shun, but Zhang Shun doesn't like her!

Not only had they been separated for a period of time since they had a small peace, but also because she spent most of her time taking care of her two children, Zhang Shun hadn't been to her room for a long time.

Maybe two more blows would prove that he still has her in his heart?

Li Sanniang couldn't help but smile bitterly and said: "It's me who's causing trouble, I'd rather take a beating twice!"

"What else do you have to say?" Zhang Shun looked at Zeng Yurou and Ma Yingniang with a straight face.

The parties involved have no objections, what else can they say? The two looked at each other, not knowing how to respond.

"Then who will execute it?" Ma Yingniang rolled her eyes and asked curiously.

"Of course I did it!" How could I let others see my mother-in-law's butt?

"Oh~" Ma Yingniang suddenly realized, remembering the incident when Gao Guiying was "caned". Now you can understand why Li Sanniang was also "punished" with two sticks.

"Stop talking nonsense, lie down and be punished!" Zhang Shun shouted coldly.

"Oh!" Although she was a little embarrassed in front of the other two women, Ma Yingniang obediently found an inconspicuous corner and lay down.

Zeng Yurou and Li Sanniang saw that Ma Yingniang had given in and obediently found a place to lie down. At this time, Zeng Yurou suddenly remembered that there were two "men" in the room, and quickly asked the maid to take Xiao Huaji and Xiao Ping'an out, and then they lay down obediently.

The three of them had just laid down when Zeng Yurou screamed.

What is this woman doing? Ma Yingniang felt strange in her heart and turned to look at her. Unexpectedly, her butt suddenly hurt, and she couldn't help but scream "Ah".

Nima, you are serious!