Please ask me to be the emperor

Why did Zhang Shun shout out?

It turned out that the babbling woman on the stage was surprisingly similar to the dubbing voice of a game played by Zhang Shun in his previous life.

Time traveler? Zhang Shun's eyes narrowed into a thin line: Could it be that this is not a solo world? Is it double wear or group wear?

If it's double penetration, that's it. Either include her in the harem or solve the problem once and for all.

But if you wear it in a group, it’s a bad idea! With such a high profile, I am afraid that my whereabouts have long been exposed. If someone calculates with intention but without intention, then things will be very serious!

If this woman is a time traveler, what does she want to do when she comes here?

Show your kindness to me and want to protect me? Or are you demonstrating against me and not afraid of my murderous intention that will follow like a storm?

In fact, Zhang Shun thought too much and kept fighting with the air.

It turned out that this woman was singing an excerpt from the Kunqu opera "The Peony Pavilion", and the immortality was exactly one of Zhen Ji's skins in later games.

Firstly, this guy is ignorant and incompetent. Secondly, he traveled back in time for twenty years and forgot all the details, which is why he made the mistake today.

But Zhang Shun couldn't help but stare at the woman on the stage. He saw that she was not tall enough and was still young. Although she was somewhat obscured by makeup, he could tell that she was not very old. He didn't know how she looked. thought?

"King Shun? King Shun!" Seeing that he was "obsessed with lust," Cheng Jia couldn't help but shouted twice with ill intentions.

"Huh? Ah!" Zhang Shunru woke up from his dream and realized that it was very impolite to stare at other women like this in this era.

He couldn't help but explain with a bit of embarrassment: "Ah, I didn't expect this 'Shui Mo Tiao' to be really good, and I became addicted to it without knowing it!"

Who are you coaxing? Who just said that she liked the big man from Kansai, but then turned around and stared at that little girl. Look, you can't even take your eyes away!

You also call her "Zhen Ji" and say "it looks like the moon covered by light clouds, and flutters like the snow covered by the flowing wind". You are such a complimentary person that you are so exaggerated, and you also talk nonsense about how good "Shui Mo Tiao" is.

Cheng Jia sneered in his heart and pretended to point out: "This woman's surname is Chen Mingyuan, and she is now in her prime."

"Originally, she was born into a peddler's family. Unfortunately, her parents died young and she had to be fostered. Unexpectedly, the uncle who adopted her was greedy for money and actually sold her to a troupe to work as an actress. It is really shameless!"

"This woman is worthy of her reputation, and she has developed a good skill in this. She can be said to be both beautiful and artistic, and her name is famous in Jiangzuo. Her figure is like clouds rising from Xiu, her singing voice is like the singing of an oriole, and her talent and beauty are unparalleled in the world. , the viewers are stunned by it!”

After saying this, he shook his head again and said with half pity and half envy: "I heard that this woman has not yet combed her hair, and I don't know which man she will take advantage of in the future!"

High, really high!

Li Baihu almost wanted to cheer loudly for Cheng Jia's methods!

This guy first used Chen Yuan's life experience to win the sympathy of men, and then used her talents and fame to raise her social status. Finally, she finally found out and said that she didn't know who was getting the advantage.

Her appearance satisfies a man's lustful heart, his talent satisfies his vanity, his tragic background satisfies his chivalrous heart, his reputation and status satisfy his desire to conquer, and his virginity satisfies his desire to conquer. Satisfies men’s desire for exclusivity!

Feelings are like eating five things out of one fish! Li Baihu couldn't help but sigh in his heart: If he had known this guy earlier, his daughter would not have been given away so easily, let alone a village girl taking the lead!

Ah, is he an actor? That’ll be fine! Zhang Shun heard Cheng Jia's call and immediately grasped the key point.

In ancient times, actors belonged to a lowly class, and their status was not much better than that of prostitutes.

Maybe Zhang Shun is a rough man and cannot appreciate such elegant art. In fact, many people in this era cannot appreciate it either.

Therefore, except for a few high-end scenes, male actors are probably husband-in-law, and female actors are probably prostitutes. Even if it's serious acting, its selling points are all in the lower third. How high can this status be?

Zhang Shun is now the leader of the party, and Cheng Jia's words alone can tell: This woman does not pose any threat to him for the time being!

If they were in a group and couldn't get rid of their humble status, they would definitely have no strength and they would probably not be able to influence the overall situation.

If it is worn alone, that would be better. What can a weak woman do? Unless she marries a key figure in history, which affects her decision-making.

Uh. Although the probability of this kind of thing is very low, it is not impossible to happen.

Zhang Shun hesitated for a moment, but thinking about the "Three Heroes and Twelve Tigers" at home, who were eager to pounce, he gave up the idea of ​​asking this woman over.

Zhang Shun couldn't help but nodded and agreed: "It's bitter, it's bitter!"

It’s not that Zhang Shun doesn’t have sympathy, it’s that he sympathizes with others, but others don’t sympathize with him!

As for lust, he really has no lust at all.

The ideal woman in Zhang Shun's heart is naturally the one with a tapered face, long legs, bulging front and back, skin like gelatin, and as gentle as jade!

This woman is not yet fully developed, and is thin and skinny. Even her small face is not beautiful or ugly because of the heavy makeup. Why is Zhang Shun interested in her?

Zhang Shun said a few perfunctory words, leaving Cheng Jia speechless.

Cheng Jia had actually done enough homework before coming to visit Zhang Shun. I know that this guy doesn't like wine, and he doesn't like money, but only likes beauty and heroic ears!

As a businessman, Cheng Jia, where can he find a hero to join him? After all, this is Yangzhou, the "dream of sleeping in Yangzhou for ten years". What kind of beauty is not there?

Cheng Jia searched among the Goulan tile houses in Yangzhou, but he couldn't find anything he wanted. I happened to hear that Chen Yuan was starring in "The Romance of the West Chamber" and the movie was packed with people, so I chose this person.

However, he picked someone else, but they didn't pick him!

The class leader trained Chen Yuan and became a cash cow.

"Anyone who serves a banquet needs five pieces of gold, and the same goes for those who sing a song. The kings and grandsons who are walking on horses, and the young masters who fall off the whip, flock to each other like ducks, and there is a strong tendency of carriages and horses to fill the door. Even poets and poets, whoever inscribes poems to Yuan Ji, also It’s hard to count.”

The hardware is nearly thirty taels of silver. For the nine elites in the imperial court, each person's salary is only more than ten taels a year, which is not as good as having a meal with her, not to mention the countless money she will spend on "combing clothes" and getting married. Are you willing to sell it?

Cheng Jia was also a profiteer. After a change of thought, he said, "In this case, I am willing to pay a thousand taels of silver to ask her to travel far away and perform a few "Shui Mo Tiao" for my guests. Is that okay? "

The leader was greedy for money and thought: He is a decent person anyway and has quite a lot of property in Yangzhou, so I am not afraid of him!

So, the class leader warned again: "Everything is fine, but you can't break her body, and you can't disobey her wishes, otherwise don't blame me for dragging you to the Yamen!"

In fact, Cheng Jia had a good idea. After meeting Zhang Shun, he only needed to send Chen Yuan to him, even if it was to borrow flowers and offer them to Buddha, as a favor, in exchange for exclusive rights to him.

As for how to explain it after returning, it would be easy to handle.

He said that he was passing by Luoyang, but the "bandit leader and thief" took a look at it and robbed it, but he said nothing! Just pay him some silver and let that go.

But he had calculated everything, but he never expected that, firstly, Zhang Shun's "business" was so huge that he could not afford it by himself; secondly, that Zhang Shun, a "lecher", would actually change his temper.

What can be done?