Please ask me to be the emperor

On this day, Zhang Shungang came out of Ma Yingniang's place and returned to his residence with his face covered.

Unexpectedly, he bumped into someone. Zhang Shun lost his footing and fell to the ground.

Zhang Shun looked up and saw that the person in front of him had a bruised nose and swollen face. It took him a while to recognize that it was Chen Jingzhi.

Although this guy has some talent, he is a bit childish. Now that he has experienced a lot under Zhang Shun, I thought he would have gained some composure, but unexpectedly, he still has what happened today.

Zhang Shun couldn't help but asked with some displeasure: "Where did the sutra come from and where do you want to go? Why are you in such a hurry and your face is hurt?"

"Oh, King Shun, don't mention it!" Chen Jingzhi couldn't help but patted his thigh and said.

"Okay!" Zhang Shun raised his legs and walked away.

"Huh? No, that's not what I meant." Chen Jingzhi quickly pulled Zhang Shun and said, "King Shun doesn't know something. I came here just to find you!"

"Why are you looking for me?" Although Zhang Shun was a little embarrassed, he thought it was official business, so he stopped and asked.

"Oh, since last time King Shun arranged a marriage for me and betrothed that Qiaoer to me. Unexpectedly, this girl turned out to be a shrew. She often punched and kicked me when we disagreed." Chen Jingzhi covered his face and couldn't help but cried.

"Look at my nose, look at my face, it's all her hands! I don't know why, her little body is so strong!"

"I beg King Shun to give her an order to give her twenty, no, ten strokes!"

No, you and your wife are quarreling and fighting. What do you want me to do?

Zhang Shun was a little confused. As the saying goes, "It is difficult for an upright official to deal with household affairs." He really ordered her to be beaten, not to mention that there was no reason. Even if she was beaten according to his request, she would still be a human being inside and outside, so why should I bother?

Zhang Shun disagreed, so Chen Jingzhi hugged his thigh and cried loudly: "If King Shun doesn't obey, I will die for you today!"

Zhang Shun now also handles many official duties and has studied the law quite a lot.

Seeing that he couldn't avoid it, he asked: "According to the law, if a wife beats her husband, she will be punished with a hundred rods, regardless of whether there is any harm. Is this right?"

"Can't this be reduced or reduced?" Chen Jingzhi hesitated for a moment. He finally married a wife. It would take a hundred sticks and he would shed a layer of skin even if he didn't die.

"After the calculation, it will be at least forty times when you can be punished with a cane!" Zhang Shun saw his hesitation and asked again, "When you are punished by a cane, you should also take off your clothes. Isn't it okay?"

When Chen Jingzhi heard this, he immediately stopped crying. If that were the case, if his wife took off her pants and was beaten with a cane for forty years, she would really have no shame in living.

"Could it be that we just let it go?" Chen Jingzhi still felt unfair in his heart.

"Your wife is brave, but my wife is not brave at all!" Zhang Shun pointed at the injury on his face and said with a wry smile.

Chen Jingzhi took a closer look at Zhang Shun's face and immediately felt better.

But then he thought again and said depressedly: "I was beaten a lot, but I only had one wife; although you were beaten a lot, you still have 12 wives and concubines. You made a profit!"

"Isn't that right!" Zhang Shun couldn't help but smile bitterly, "Twelve people are attacking, and my two fists can't beat four hands!"

Chen Jingzhi was overjoyed when he heard this, so he patted Zhang Shun sympathetically and walked away.

Chen Jingzhi just left without a trace. Gao Guiying couldn't help but bend over, holding her stomach and hitting the wall: "Ouch, haha, I can't do it anymore. I've been holding it in for so long that I almost laughed to death!"

"Haha, I never hit you, why do you slander me like this? Haha"

"Everyone is having a hard time nowadays. Mr. Wang has fought with Brother Chen many times. Cao Wenzhao has also been scolded by his wife and concubines. Zhang Shenyan was scratched on the face by his wife with two bloody marks because he went to a brothel a few days ago. He still has two bloody marks on his face. Not healed yet!" Zhang Shun shook his head and said with a smile.

"As the saying goes: If a tree is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it; if your behavior is higher than that of others, the crowd will reject it! I have twelve wives and concubines. If I don't put on a show for everyone, I'm sure others will be jealous of me."

"Instead of that, why don't I strike first."

Zhang Shun was delivering a long speech, but Wang Jinyi suddenly shouted from a distance: "King Shun, it turns out you are here, teach me how to find him easily!"

"what's up?"

"Li You is back with Lu Xiangsheng's family!" Wang Jinyi said quickly.

"What? Invite me quickly!" Zhang couldn't help but said happily.

"Uh, King Shun, you'd better go and have a look!" Wang Jinyi responded with a strange expression.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Shun quickly led Wang Jinyi, Gao Guiying and some of his guards to go out and check.

As soon as I left Prince Fu's Mansion, I saw a chaotic crowd of people outside, not knowing what they were shouting.

The soldiers pushed aside the crowd of onlookers. Zhang Shun looked inside and saw an old lady with eyes as bright as lightning, plus two young men, one big and one small, holding Yanyue knives. They were escorting a strong man to make noise in front of the door.

The person being held captive was none other than Li You, who went to Yixing to earn money from Lu Xiangsheng's family.

Zhang Shun couldn't help but stepped forward and shouted sternly: "Who are you, and why are you making such noise in front of my house?"

"I'm Lu Xiangjin!"

"I'm at Lu Xiangguan!"

Two young people, one large and one small, responded loudly: "This is my mother, the Lu family. I came to your place today to find my brother, Lu Xiangsheng, who governed Yunyang and other places in the Ming Dynasty and was also the military commander!"

"You are so unreasonable. Since you are looking for someone, why are you shouting in front of my house? Could it be that I am still abducting people?" Zhang Shun shouted sternly.

Lu Xiangjin and Lu Xiangguan were young people, and they immediately looked at each other.

When the Lu family heard this, he smiled and said: "This must be the famous King Shun? My son led the troops to suppress the bandits. However, things were not harmonious and he was captured by you. I would like you to release him and return him home in time. .”

"This matter is a bit difficult to handle." Zhang Shun frowned and said, "General Lu has surrendered to the king now. If I send him away, I am afraid his life will be at risk!"

"Nonsense, my brother is a loyal minister of the Ming Dynasty, how can he surrender to thieves?" Lu Xiangguan, the youngest, couldn't help but said angrily.

"You are right. General Lu is indeed a loyal man and refuses to surrender to me!" Zhang Shun said with a smile, "But the one in Beijing should not be appointed according to etiquette and law. The one who should be appointed is Prince Fu, the legitimate son of Emperor Wanli!"

"After General Lu entered our house, I explained to him the serious relationship and the truth about the past."

"General Na Lu is indeed the most loyal person in the world. He can't help but be inspired by my loyalty. He is willing to work with me to defeat the false emperor, bring justice to the world, and give the Ming Dynasty a true dragon!"

"Nonsense!" Lu Xiangjin and Lu Xiangguan couldn't help but said in shock, "Wanli's legitimate son is Guangzong, how can he say that he is a blessed king?"

Zhang Shun didn't respond when he heard this. He just looked at Mrs. Lu and said, "The old lady is older, so she must have heard about it back then. Although Guangzong is the elder, he is the elder of the concubine! Although Prince Fu is young, he is the elder of the direct line!"

"Guangzong should not be established, but King Fu should be established. However, when Emperor Shenzong died, his legacy was revoked, and the ministers ruined the world's affairs for their own selfish purposes, and that's how it ended."

"Nowadays, there are border troubles outside, uprisings inside, and natural and man-made disasters. This is the karma of the past!"