Please ask me to be the emperor

When the new trilateral leader Liang Tingdong got "scorpion thieves" to surround Pingliang and "shun thieves" to surround Xi'an, he knew that things were about to go bad.

Later warlord Yan Xishan said that he danced on three eggs. In fact, Liang Tingdong did not do the same?

With a Tartar, a "scorpion thief", and a "shun thief", the situation he faced was even more severe than that of Yan Xishan later.

At least the "Three Eggs" at that time only wanted Yan Xishan's territory. Now the "Three Eggs" not only want his territory, but also his life.

"It seems that we can't do it without fighting!" Liang Tingdong looked at the extremely crude map in front of him and couldn't help but lamented.

Whether it is the loss of a sect or a city, it is not something that a trilateral system can afford.

Now he only has 20,000 horses in the hands of Liu Shaozong, the commander-in-chief of Gansu Province, and Zhang Yingchang, the commander-in-chief of Lintao.

As for the other Ningxia and Yansui troops, they are only used to defend the Tartars and should not be moved lightly.

Liang Tingdong originally served as Minister of the Ministry of War and was quite knowledgeable.

He thought about it and felt that although the situation was dangerous now, it was not without a glimmer of hope.

Among the three, the Tartars are the strongest, followed by the Shun thieves and the Scorpion thieves last.

However, the determination of the three is also different.

Although the Tartars were ferocious, they could only plunder a few places in Shenyang, which was three thousand miles away, and could not occupy Shaanxi for a long time.

Although the scorpion thief is weak, it has cut off the connection between Guyuan and Xi'an, which is really the biggest problem at the moment.

Although the obedient thief is somewhere between the two, he is actually the most fatal person, so he should not be careless.

If the three are compared to diseases, "scorpion thief" means "your disease is in your body, and if it is not treated, it will get worse";

And "Shun thief" means "Your disease is in your skin, and if it is not treated, it will get worse";

"Diseases are in the body organs, where soup and iron can reach them; in the skin, where needles and stones can reach; in the intestines and stomach, where fire can reach them." These three diseases are not incurable.

If given time, the Ming Dynasty would naturally have "the disease is in the bone marrow and there is no cure"!

But what does this have to do with Liang Tingdong’s trilateral system?

He can only "pick up the weak ones" and "pick the good ones and bully them".

Therefore, Liang Tingdong took the hands of Gansu Commander-in-Chief Liu Shaozong and Lintao Commander-in-Chief Zhang Yingchang, and said with great emotion: "The imperial court has entrusted me with state affairs, but I can't do it with official documents, and I can't do it with force, so I'm helpless."

"Now the thieves are raging, and the Tartars are eyeing them. I can only rely on two generals. I ask you two to work together, be loyal to the country, and follow me to defeat the thieves!"

The words are divided into two parts, not to mention what Liang Tingdong, the governor of the three sides, planned, but also that after the "Scorpion Block" sent a messenger to find the "invading general" Li Zicheng, he was almost looking forward to it, eagerly waiting for Li Zicheng to come to help him.

However, transportation was inconvenient at this time and the information transmission efficiency was low. There was no news after several days.

On this day, the sun had just passed over the treetops, and soldiers had already come to report: "Master, our army. Our army has been defeated again!"

"Waste! You are all such waste!" Tuo Yangkun, the "Scorpion Block", said angrily after hearing this, "You are all just doing it for free? Could it be that 30,000 to 40,000 men can't do anything to the thousands of officers and soldiers guarding the city?"

I don’t know if we are eating dry food, but I am sure and definitely, you are always eating dry food! The soldiers heard the words and were unable to complain, so they couldn't help but slander him.

"Who is leading the attack on the city this time? Let him come to see me!" Tuo Yangkun was still angry. He couldn't help but stepped forward and kicked over the person who came to report the news. He cursed in his heart: The straight mother thief is You idiots are too stupid to hold me back from becoming Han Xin.

The soldier hurriedly rolled out and crawled out. "Huntianxing" Hui Denlian quickly advised: "We are all brothers, what is it worth? Calm down!"

"What are your own brothers? Brother, you must know that military law is ruthless. Under punishment, there are no brothers!" Tuo Yangkun said unhappily.

Just as he was talking, a man opened the curtain and came in and asked: "Uncle, I heard that you are looking for me?"

"What do I want to do with you? I'm going to find the person who led the attack just now!" Tuo Yangkun couldn't help but cursed after hearing this. ,

"If someone wants to be my father, they should be killed, but it still depends on my mother's opinion!" The visitor, who was seventeen or eighteen years old, responded carelessly, "But uncle, if you want to be my father, you must not do it! "

"Straight bitch, you bastard, don't you think that I have a shameful face!" Tuo Yangkun angrily grabbed the penholder beside him and threw it at him.

Huiden immediately stopped him and explained in a dumbfounded voice: "His mother is your sister, what else do you want?"

Uh, pretend I didn’t say that! Tuo Yangkun sat down angrily. He couldn't scold his mother this time!

Seeing this, my nephew quickly came forward to please me and asked, "Uncle, my nephew failed to fight well this time. Please forgive me!"

"Excuse me? Forgive me! Did you miss my important event?" Tuo Yangkun was furious. Hearing this, he found something to blame, and couldn't help but cursed, "Drag him out and beat him with a stick from the Ten Army!"

"Ah? Uncle, uncle! I was wronged!" My nephew was crying and begging for mercy, but Tuo Yangkun wanted to take it out on him, but he didn't even respond.

Not long after, his nephew's screams came from outside.

Tuo Yangkun felt a little regretful, and was about to call the soldiers to reduce their sticks, but Hui Dengxiang praised him: "Brother Xie is really strict in running the army, and military law is ruthless, but Mr. Hun admires him very much!"

After his interruption, the baton over there was actually finished.

Tuo Yangkun couldn't help but snorted and said unhappily: "Which one do you admire? Tomorrow it's my turn to attack the city. I wonder what you can do?"

"What can I do? This thing seems easy but difficult to do!" Huitengxiang said with a wry smile.

"I know that the 'general's' technique of gouging out the city is not surprising. I divided the soldiers into dozens of teams and asked them to go into battle one by one. Every handful of earth or brick is considered a success!"

"However, this group of people came up in disorder upon hearing the order, and retreated in disorder after hearing the cannons and cannons. Apart from losing their lives in vain, they did not accomplish much."

"If it's a wild battle, it goes without saying that brothers, all of them are equal to each other. Even if the officers and soldiers are elite, we dare to give it a try. It's just that in this siege, we really can't figure out the trick. !”

"You said, can we use fraud to open the city gate?" "Scorpion Block" Tuo Yangkun thought for a while and asked for advice.

"It's successful, but it's too late for Brother Xie to think of this!" Hui Dengxiang said with a sad look on his face, "It's not impossible if he dressed up as a commoner and went to the city to defraud the city before the rebels arrived."

"The two sides have been fighting face to face for more than ten days now. Not only are the four gates of Pingliang City tightly closed, but the officers and soldiers in the city are even more cowardly and dare not leave the city. How can they deceive others?"

"Brother, you are a bit pedantic. Who said that officers and soldiers can't lie if they are vigilant?" "Scorpion Block" Tuo Yangkun couldn't help but laugh.

"In my opinion, the officers and soldiers in the city are cowardly and unwilling to go out to fight. Although it is difficult to deal with it, it is not impossible to deal with it!"

"Why don't we do the opposite and pretend to be reinforcements from the army and open the city gate?"

"I expect that the officers and soldiers in Pingliang City are in panic, worried that the reinforcements will not arrive and the city will be destroyed by us. If they suddenly hear that the reinforcements have arrived, they will definitely be overjoyed and I will take advantage of it!"

"Hey, don't tell me, you stinky scorpion really has a way!" "Huntianxing" Hui Deng was stunned when he heard this and couldn't help but praise.

However, he couldn't help but be secretly vigilant in his heart, thinking: I still think this guy is a fool, but it's not surprising that he is a fool, so I have to be careful and be careful not to be deceived by him!